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TopicIs 172 lbs skinny for 5'11"?
Verdekal
02/08/18 8:51:06 AM
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Or normal?
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:27:23 PM
#16
Window_Starer posted...
Only question that didn't get a reply. Time for me to play in traffic :(

Oops, sorry. I typed out a reply but I must've left the tab before I posted it.

I feel unaccomplished too often. It's a problem.
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TopicI remember this.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:09:04 PM
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http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:07:44 PM
#14
sellerdore posted...
What is the last piece of literature you read that significantly impacted you and why? Emotionally, philosophically, morally, etc...your choice.

I almost always read history or at least non fiction. I only read works of fiction if I think they're of great historical consequence.

Only major works I've read are:

Moby Dick, Les Miserables and 1984.

Les Miserables was nice. Kinda feminine and touchy feely. Too much Christianity but it was a historical fiction which I thought was cool. I had sympathy for most of the characters.

I don't like the perversion of the story as a musical. It is first and foremost a novel.

Thernadiers (not looking up the spelling) were total psychos in the book but are comic relief in the play.
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:05:09 PM
#13
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Was he demented tho

Yeah. He called Obama the n word and thought an old enemy was out to get him.
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:04:00 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Do you qualify

Only trolls say I don't. (and demented old men)
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:01:59 PM
#7
bigotry posted...
Who would win in a game of chess, a highly trained Bonobo or a highly trained 3 year old girl?

I have no idea. A couple bonobos have been trained to recognize human language, like Kanzi. I but Koko the gorilla could kick a 3 year old's ass in chess. Unless they're a prodigy.

I take it back. I'll give serious answers for any question.
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 9:00:00 PM
#6
frozenshock posted...
Do you love us?

Most of you, I never remember your usernames. There were a handful of people I liked that no longer post. NilesCrane MD, Uroburous to name a couple off hand. Only people here I really like right now are The Admiral and Unholymudcrab. But they don't seem to pay me any mind and I think I've pissed Unholy off with the chronic shitposting which I've come to regret.

That's not to say I dislike anyone in particular or that I don't care, I just don't feel extremely connected to anyone else. I guess I'm not very connected to the two I named either but I'm fond of them.
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:57:22 PM
#5
KILBOTz posted...
Why do you shit post?

Keep in mind I never do anything like this irl. I shit post because I seem to have some kind of masochist humble brag but self deprecating humor.

But I understand there are people here and I should respect that.

I sometimes make serious threads but they get jackshit good replies so I play the class clown out of boredom.

However, I never feel spiteful nor wish ill on any poster here. I hope to remind people that I never curse out or outright flame anyone.
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TopicAsk me serious questions and I will give serious answers.
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:53:54 PM
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Since I have a reputation as a shitposter.

Consider me having truth serum here.
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TopicResident Evil 4 observation (spoilers)
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:52:58 PM
#12
Garioshi posted...
Verdekal posted...
Garioshi posted...
Awesome posted...
the village should have been longer and the castle shouldnt have been there. the island was cool though.

The castle's sewers are one of two times I legitimately got scared my first time through.

Only place that gave me the creeps was the prison near the end.

Not the regenerators? I don't know what happened my first time through, but the first regenerator didn't spawn and so my first encounter with one was when I was locked in the freezer. Far scarier than what normally happens imo.

I've put spoiler warnings in the title. You're fine.

I should clarify I don't mean the prison with the garrador behind the gate, but the one near the end before the battle area. There is a regenerator in that prison.
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TopicResident Evil 4 observation (spoilers)
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:46:20 PM
#10
Garioshi posted...
Awesome posted...
the village should have been longer and the castle shouldnt have been there. the island was cool though.

The castle's sewers are one of two times I legitimately got scared my first time through.

Only place that gave me the creeps was the prison near the end.
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TopicResident Evil 4 observation (spoilers)
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:42:10 PM
#6
EverDownward posted...
rabbi_baby posted...
Your right hand comes off?

Dumbest line in the game

It's also misspelled in the game. "You're right hand comes off?"
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TopicTrump knows that the best way to thwart global warming is a nuclear winter.
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:36:58 PM
#1
Brilliant!
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TopicResident Evil 4 observation (spoilers)
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:27:56 PM
#3
rabbi_baby posted...
Your right hand comes off?

Say whatever you please.
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TopicResident Evil 4 observation (spoilers)
Verdekal
02/07/18 8:17:09 PM
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The three main phases of the game are:

Mendez and the village
Salazar and the castle
Saddler and the island

Anyone notice the first two parts are polar opposite? Mendez is tall, scraggly and says very little. The village is disgusting and run down.

Salazar is small, fancy and never stfu. The castle is luxurious.

And Saddler is like a perfect halfway between the two.
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TopicBlood sugar after a brisk 25 minute walk and 65 situps was 89.
Verdekal
02/07/18 3:36:17 PM
#1
Good?
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TopicJudge rules California baker can't be forced to make gay wedding cakes
Verdekal
02/07/18 3:35:30 PM
#7
Democrats want the freedom of the customer.

Republicans want the freedom of the business.

Good work, Cali.
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TopicWhat percentage of transgenders usually have psychological disorders?
Verdekal
02/06/18 12:15:38 PM
#1
You might ask which came first.
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TopicA fortune telling gypsy predicted I will die poor, hated and alone.
Verdekal
02/06/18 12:50:41 AM
#1
She then laughed maniacally and vanished in a puff of purple smoke.
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TopicAsking what it's like when you're dead is like...
Verdekal
02/06/18 12:31:30 AM
#1
asking what's further north than the north pole.
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TopicDo you believe emotions are fundamentally based off of reason or emotion?
Verdekal
02/05/18 11:18:39 PM
#6
Shit I meant morals.
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TopicDo you believe emotions are fundamentally based off of reason or emotion?
Verdekal
02/05/18 11:10:41 PM
#1
Pick.


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TopicOne does not simply fuse old memes sir, but it checks out.
Verdekal
02/05/18 10:47:24 PM
#3
CelestialVoices posted...
whats much dawg

Fusion of Doge and Xzibit.
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TopicOne does not simply fuse old memes sir, but it checks out.
Verdekal
02/05/18 10:42:40 PM
#1
Much Dawg, such I heard that you like fusing old memes.
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TopicHitler did ONE thing right.
Verdekal
02/05/18 7:32:06 PM
#1
He killed himself.
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TopicIs there something wrong with me?
Verdekal
02/05/18 1:19:44 AM
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I feel like a desert. I don't get crushes or want a relationship. I feel no connection with people. I hardly feel any emotions.

And none of that bothers me. I don't feel lovesick or lonely, ever. People's happiness irritates me, I don't like people.

I just want to live in a nice big house on a hill in the middle of nowhere forever and ever.
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TopicI never think about sex. Ever.
Verdekal
02/05/18 1:16:24 AM
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I don't understand it. Why do people do that? Sex is disgusting.
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TopicI'm a cop. AMA
Verdekal
02/05/18 12:58:31 AM
#11
What is the bigger factor for why people become cops? Is it to serve their community or to boss people around?

Please understand I'm not assuming either, nor am I making a protest. I'm legitimately curious.
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TopicI am a straight guy who never looks at porn and doesn't watch sports.
Verdekal
02/05/18 12:42:54 AM
#8
TheJBD posted...
The last guy I remember who posted on gfaqs with this combo was super into animals. Like, he wasn't a furry, but he seemed to be really ok with bestiality.

You're not that guy from 10 years ago, are you?

For the record, as long as an animal isn't suffering, I don't see any moral problem with that.

But that's fucking disgusting and whoever does it, I mean, I don't even want to think about it. I can't comprehend it.
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TopicI am a straight guy who never looks at porn and doesn't watch sports.
Verdekal
02/05/18 12:38:29 AM
#6
I4NRulez posted...
i bet you really like anime and want to live in japan someday

Actually, I don't feel or want anything. I can't seem to feel interest or pleasure at all.
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TopicI am a straight guy who never looks at porn and doesn't watch sports.
Verdekal
02/05/18 12:35:23 AM
#1
Both bore me.
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TopicI live outside of Philly.
Verdekal
02/05/18 12:02:39 AM
#1
I hate this neanderthal shit.
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TopicLife on Earth is nothing more than a giant, runaway chemical reaction.
Verdekal
02/04/18 4:44:38 AM
#8
We are Earth-Fart.
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TopicWhy is human nature the way it is?
Verdekal
02/04/18 4:34:01 AM
#4
armandro posted...
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill

Yet population has exploded in the past 200 years.
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TopicLife on Earth is nothing more than a giant, runaway chemical reaction.
Verdekal
02/04/18 4:33:15 AM
#1
Yeah.
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TopicWhy is human nature the way it is?
Verdekal
02/04/18 4:24:20 AM
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Why do we want things? Why do we avoid pain? Why do we care if we go extinct? Why do we desire happiness?

I'm serious as an atom bomb. I want to know these philosophical questions. I want to understand why human nature is the way it is, besides evolution.
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TopicIf you didn't like Ocean dub DBZ, why not?
Verdekal
02/04/18 3:46:56 AM
#5
Airhammy posted...
I lose track of who did which dub. Ocean was the original that went up to Goku defeating Recoome, correct? If so I really enjoyed that dub.

Yeah, Goku sounded like a 17 year old. Vegeta's voice matched his small body though.
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TopicIf you didn't like Ocean dub DBZ, why not?
Verdekal
02/04/18 3:33:40 AM
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I thought Vegeta's and Piccolo's voices were better.
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TopicHow many of your female friends have seen your D?
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:36:54 AM
#11
Some girls saw the outline through my sweatpants and they found out I was big.
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TopicThis is an actual place.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:24:23 AM
#3
flussence posted...
I mean you could've just blank posted and the title'd still work

I don't understand.
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TopicThis is an actual place.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:22:41 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk&feature=player_embedded

This is some Breaking Bad shit. LOL

Actually, it's pretty sad.
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TopicSo I got a 55/70 on my Organic Chem ACS final.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:20:31 AM
#5
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeahhhh that's not ok. If you're shooting to be a doctor, i'd rather go to someone who got a 70/70.

I think only a handful of people get perfect scores in the whole country every year.
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TopicSo I got a 55/70 on my Organic Chem ACS final.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:20:04 AM
#4
DoctorVader posted...
That's a C fam.

It's heavily curved. National average is 40.
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TopicSo I got a 55/70 on my Organic Chem ACS final.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:18:13 AM
#1
I was shooting for 60 but this isn't a bad score.
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TopicSometimes I think profit is intrinsically evil.
Verdekal
02/04/18 2:13:28 AM
#55
I'm just discovering my inner Confucius.
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TopicSometimes I think profit is intrinsically evil.
Verdekal
02/04/18 1:10:34 AM
#1
Are we supposed to accumulate more than what we spend? Why isn't it a virtue to live paycheck to paycheck? Some becoming more wealthy than others disrupts the harmony of society.
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TopicIs being an atheist narcisistic?
Verdekal
02/04/18 12:11:46 AM
#7
I don't see how that follows.
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TopicWe regret to inform you that Rugrats now has a porn parody
Verdekal
02/01/18 4:11:43 AM
#15
Fuck these 90s cartoon references from a bunch of brony 35 year old 500 lb losers.
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