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TopicOkay, Spongebob, you have a decision to make. Your friends or your career....
Verdekal
01/23/22 12:48:21 AM
#2
My people!

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TopicLloyd's theme metal cover.
Verdekal
01/22/22 4:28:43 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjBWj7IDZFs

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TopicThe perfect girl but she can effortlessly...
Verdekal
01/22/22 2:55:18 AM
#1
Solve all of the millennium problems in her head simultaneously with no background in math.

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TopicBunch of monkeys have escaped captivity in the US.
Verdekal
01/22/22 1:40:32 AM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRhDmSlr8Ns

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TopicI beat Detroit Become Human
Verdekal
01/22/22 1:35:26 AM
#27
My mission is to shitpost on CE.

And I always accomplish my mission.

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TopicOkay, Spongebob, you have a decision to make. Your friends or your career....
Verdekal
01/22/22 12:47:48 AM
#1
HOWDY Y'ALL!!!i!!!!!!!

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TopicYou see I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in...
Verdekal
01/21/22 4:25:01 AM
#1
That's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin!

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TopicWhy do people feel fear at the prospect of no higher power?
Verdekal
01/20/22 4:45:40 AM
#15
Zikten posted...
Even if God was real, I'd say humanity should try to destroy him. So I'm glad there probably is no God

If gods existed, they would be a threat to us
God's besides the God of Abraham symbolized nature which is why they're violent and unpredictable. Old Testament God is like a stern father figure but the Christian Trinitarian Godhead is a loving figure so it's easy to see why Roman people were won over.

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TopicWhy do people feel fear at the prospect of no higher power?
Verdekal
01/20/22 4:42:50 AM
#13
Smackems posted...
We won't have anything else. No seeing loved ones after, nothing else for our fuzzies, nothing
Okay, I can understand people wanting to prolong their current experiences they enjoy.

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TopicWhy do people feel fear at the prospect of no higher power?
Verdekal
01/20/22 4:31:10 AM
#10
Smackems posted...
Because it sucks
What sucks about it?

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TopicWhy do people feel fear at the prospect of no higher power?
Verdekal
01/20/22 4:23:24 AM
#8
Smackems posted...
Oblivion is the only one I've seen that upsets people, and for good reason
What reason?

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TopicWould you die and have no afterlife for everyone else to have one?
Verdekal
01/20/22 3:49:00 AM
#12
If I did, I wouldn't want to be worshiped over it.

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TopicWhy do people feel fear at the prospect of no higher power?
Verdekal
01/20/22 3:16:21 AM
#1
No consequences? Oblivion after death? No grand scheme?

So what? Nothing about that bothers me. Everything just is, why get upset if there's nothing sprinkled on top?

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TopicI want a gf who will react this way when I give a corny dad joke.
Verdekal
01/20/22 12:57:42 AM
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2e28adafb5df66140a24d87c1828c56/tumblr_nmebl9zWzr1upxwm8o1_400.gif

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TopicBanjo THREEIE confirmed
Verdekal
01/19/22 7:09:34 PM
#2
Bring back hot Grunty.

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TopicMary Tyler Moore was HOT
Verdekal
01/19/22 5:36:24 AM
#13
I'm flashing back to Nick at Nite with Happy Days.

And Cartoon Network had all the cooking shows.

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TopicMary Tyler Moore was HOT
Verdekal
01/19/22 5:25:39 AM
#11
https://images.app.goo.gl/tX6qso6U4sM6W3186

We're gonna make it after all!


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TopicDrink your milk
Verdekal
01/19/22 5:16:56 AM
#13
https://youtu.be/d8CeSGlQQnM

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TopicWhat do you think Jesus was like?
Verdekal
01/18/22 11:32:05 PM
#16
There lived a certain man in Canaan long ago...

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TopicLuke Cage and Jessica Jones (MCU) vs Starlight (Boys TV show)
Verdekal
01/18/22 11:31:19 PM
#7
People forget Luke was hurt by a pistol going off in his hand and almost died from a shotgun blast. But Starlight took a 50 cal to the chest twice in a row and was on her feet again in seconds.

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but her bra is SUSPENDED!
Verdekal
01/18/22 2:35:42 AM
#1
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/07/notWearBra-1074510108-770x533-1.jpg

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TopicWhat classical song would you have sex to?
Verdekal
01/18/22 2:31:22 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ

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TopicC/D There is no God but Allah.
Verdekal
01/18/22 2:29:47 AM
#38
Where my girls Al-Lat, Al-Uzza and Manat at?

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TopicLuke Cage and Jessica Jones (MCU) vs Starlight (Boys TV show)
Verdekal
01/18/22 12:14:46 AM
#3
Chicken posted...
wat
Angor Wat.

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TopicLuke Cage and Jessica Jones (MCU) vs Starlight (Boys TV show)
Verdekal
01/18/22 12:12:39 AM
#1
See below for conditions.


Starlight cannot use her energy abilities. Jessica and Luke catch her by surprise and know about her. Starlight has no idea what's about to happen.

(Oh yeah, and Jessica doesn't think she looks identical to Hope Schlotmann)

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but her pants are SUSPENDED!
Verdekal
01/17/22 2:29:45 PM
#1
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0296/9753/files/5-22-2015_2-33-53_PM_grande.png?8028410817501991597

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TopicCouldn't the entire internet function as a blockchain instead of servers?
Verdekal
01/17/22 1:37:03 PM
#1
What would that be like?

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TopicSaddler and Ada are robbing a bank when...
Verdekal
01/17/22 1:28:44 PM
#1
Ada points a gun at him and says "Sorry, I'm a busy girl, and you're just SMALL TIME!"

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TopicI love me some intense classical music.
Verdekal
01/17/22 1:04:25 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B74cnt0-8xY

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TopicPlaying Ninja Gaiden 04..... About Rachel
Verdekal
01/17/22 1:35:09 AM
#23
The original Ninja Garden are the NES and arcade versions to me.

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TopicI hate calling the Super Nintendo the "Snezz".
Verdekal
01/16/22 3:52:39 PM
#1
But "Super NES" is acceptable.

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TopicHave you seen a little girl? Short, black hair?
Verdekal
01/16/22 7:20:22 AM
#9
I was wondering if you recognize the girl in this photograph?

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TopicIf you had an Alexa and gave it a celebrity voice, whose would it be?
Verdekal
01/16/22 7:19:14 AM
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TopicI hate how the Mortal Kombat soundtracks always got overlooked.
Verdekal
01/16/22 5:30:06 AM
#3
omega cookie posted...
Insulting the best thing to come out of that series invalidates your argument.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!

And the screaming in the elder gods one above is lol.

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TopicThe best day of my life is when we stopped talking to each other!
Verdekal
01/16/22 4:56:13 AM
#1
Well, what did I tell you shortman..? Eh he heh heh heh heh....*jaw falls off*

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TopicI'm new to Pennsylvania. Does everyone call eachother bud here?
Verdekal
01/16/22 1:31:21 AM
#3
Happens a lot. "Boss" too.

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TopicThe Golden Gate Bridge is SUSPENDED!
Verdekal
01/15/22 11:51:38 PM
#5
https://youtu.be/4lL9A6CLsRo

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TopicHas anyone here played the Remothered games?
Verdekal
01/15/22 11:50:30 PM
#1
How are they? They look like a fan interpretation of an old school RE and Silent Hill combo.

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TopicI once saw a demon head after a nightmare.
Verdekal
01/15/22 4:14:53 AM
#6
Kingbuffet posted...
during a nightmare
No, it was after. A hallucination.

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TopicHow does Swedish sound to you?
Verdekal
01/15/22 3:52:09 AM
#9
It sounds like a smorgasbord!

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TopicI once saw a demon head after a nightmare.
Verdekal
01/15/22 3:45:09 AM
#1
It was a small, irregularly shaped head with teeth all around at the mouth level with small, beady red eyes.

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TopicBirb sing along.
Verdekal
01/15/22 2:01:11 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll1sGuWlWIc

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TopicWho the hell do you think you are?
Verdekal
01/15/22 1:59:41 AM
#8
Smackems posted...
Lofty goals for a.Hutt
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.

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TopicAnyone know why Ginny Weasley is so ugly in the movies?
Verdekal
01/15/22 1:57:57 AM
#3
I didn't think she was ugly.

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TopicWho the hell do you think you are?
Verdekal
01/15/22 1:55:21 AM
#4
I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic.

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TopicWorking 50 hours this week. Had my booster today too.
Verdekal
01/14/22 12:24:00 AM
#1
There is no pain.

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TopicI asked some girls if I was ugly.
Verdekal
01/13/22 4:13:12 AM
#1
They said something about Raiders of the Lost Ark.

What does that mean?

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TopicShe call me Chewbaca wat do
Verdekal
01/13/22 4:09:24 AM
#2
Female wookies have six boobs.

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TopicThe Church put a corpse on trial in the Middle Ages.
Verdekal
01/13/22 2:49:08 AM
#1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

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