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TopicPost boss music to have sex to.
Verdekal
08/31/22 2:56:32 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzB-a4ujFJI

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TopicI've discovered the theory of everything.
Verdekal
08/31/22 2:47:20 AM
#4
DrizztLink posted...
I put that into my calculator and it started glowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0n9pxBOMA8

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TopicI've discovered the theory of everything.
Verdekal
08/31/22 1:29:24 AM
#1
x = x, where x is everything.

QED

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TopicThe Devil should have won in The Devil Went Down To Georgia tbh
Verdekal
08/31/22 12:00:15 AM
#35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYOOa087YZE

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TopicWoman covers the alien opera song from The Fifth Element.
Verdekal
08/30/22 5:53:16 PM
#12
saspa posted...
She's pretty good singing, but what are these impossible parts you guys keep saying and no human being is capable of doing? Are you referring to the whistle thing that Mariah Carey does?
The notes are thought to be too far apart too fast.

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TopicWoman covers the alien opera song from The Fifth Element.
Verdekal
08/30/22 10:13:20 AM
#7
https://i.gifer.com/Xm2.gif

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TopicWoman covers the alien opera song from The Fifth Element.
Verdekal
08/30/22 8:53:58 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo0CDL6bd0

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TopicDAAAAAAMN @ Cynthia's new outfit in Pokemon Master Sex >_>
Verdekal
08/30/22 8:33:55 AM
#18
Zero Suit Taylor Swift looking good.

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TopicPS1 dominating the N64 feels like a Mandela Effect
Verdekal
08/30/22 8:19:42 AM
#36
Most people on my block had a PS1, only one kid had a 64.

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TopicAre ya tired of Chad?
Verdekal
08/29/22 9:52:10 AM
#1
"Chad!! No one wants to hear your stupid Perfect Girl stories!!"

Are ya tired of Thot?

"Honey, do you want to have sex or eat outside?"

Nooooo!!

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she was excommunicated.
Verdekal
08/28/22 10:11:09 PM
#4
FortuneCookie posted...
I don't get this anime reference.
Ah! She was wondering which would break first!

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she was excommunicated.
Verdekal
08/28/22 10:07:17 PM
#1
By a gang of psychopaths.

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TopicWhat I think about when ignoring someone.
Verdekal
08/28/22 9:16:03 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPAnxsSk40

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TopicPerfect Girl wants to grip you tight and raise you from perdition.
Verdekal
08/27/22 11:36:02 PM
#1
But she thinks you're an assbutt.

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TopicDid you like Smallville more or Supernatural?
Verdekal
08/27/22 11:13:28 PM
#7
Jared Padalecki had Tom Welling's haircut for the first couple seasons.

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TopicJust read wiki on Byzantine science and medicine AMA
Verdekal
08/27/22 4:19:11 PM
#7
Reinvent Greek fire.

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TopicI predict Wolverine will be revealed in the finale of She Hulk
Verdekal
08/27/22 9:11:55 AM
#9
KnightofShikari posted...
fastball special?
To save their love baby from a caped villain too close to a jet engine.

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TopicPOV: The original Ghost Pokemon are coming after you.
Verdekal
08/27/22 4:52:36 AM
#32
I guess I have fun as a ghost like Ash did.

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TopicAnne Hathaway's monster from Colossal shows up at your door.
Verdekal
08/27/22 4:46:04 AM
#7
CassandraCroft posted...


I'll say it again, Just what the utter fuck is this flopic about?
I just showed you, fuck is your problem?

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TopicAnne Hathaway's monster from Colossal shows up at your door.
Verdekal
08/27/22 4:33:51 AM
#5
CassandraCroft posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/6/AAfUmvAADkKc.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPYVzdlJ9s

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Topic$1,000,000 but youre addicted to fentanyl
Verdekal
08/27/22 4:08:30 AM
#4
Wouldn't that kill you before you get addicted? And isn't fentanyl an impurity and tool used to make drugs?

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TopicAnne Hathaway's monster from Colossal shows up at your door.
Verdekal
08/27/22 3:56:38 AM
#1
What do you do?

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TopicC/D Simping over Lady D is what got us She hulk.
Verdekal
08/27/22 3:52:19 AM
#8
Questionmarktarius posted...
She Hulk has existed since 1980.

total D.

Verdekal posted...
The show.


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TopicC/D Simping over Lady D is what got us She hulk.
Verdekal
08/27/22 3:28:09 AM
#4
spikethedevil posted...
She Hulk has existed since the 80s so D.
The show.

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Topicis rick moranis dead?
Verdekal
08/27/22 2:58:09 AM
#9
He got stuck shrunk and became the overlord of germs with Waterbear cavalry.

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TopicC/D Simping over Lady D is what got us She hulk.
Verdekal
08/27/22 2:57:33 AM
#1
Yesn't?

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TopicWho here got a Samsung phone?
Verdekal
08/26/22 7:03:57 PM
#15
Galaxy A series. Don't remember the exact one.

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TopicMy 9 day old son is having open heart surgery tomorrow.
Verdekal
08/26/22 6:37:37 PM
#73
Good luck with everything.

Could he get a transplant someday?

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TopicWhat I think about when ignoring someone.
Verdekal
08/26/22 5:59:22 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPAnxsSk40

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TopicI punched a wall a few times out of anger. Now my knuckles are scabby and sting.
Verdekal
08/26/22 2:01:45 AM
#1
):

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TopicSo prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam.
Verdekal
08/26/22 1:56:56 AM
#4
Goosestepping hyenas.

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TopicBoogie2988 finally admits HE is the problem
Verdekal
08/25/22 5:31:13 AM
#23
Why do people almost literally feed this troll?

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TopicAn old woman steps out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Verdekal
08/25/22 4:42:11 AM
#1
"I did it."She says.

"I have completed the Dirty Bubble Challenge."

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TopicI wish these guys could stop the war.
Verdekal
08/25/22 4:20:02 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqDGL-KWiOY

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Topic"The Radium Water Worked Fine until His Jaw Came Off."
Verdekal
08/25/22 4:12:13 AM
#5
https://pa1.narvii.com/6830/e935eb5f27b9b37a218baf1ae5199437958e5b26_hq.gif

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TopicShe-Hulk Episode 2 Topic *SPOILERS*
Verdekal
08/25/22 3:43:17 AM
#7
Is Sterns in it?

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TopicSo many girls were interested in you.
Verdekal
08/25/22 12:11:38 AM
#42
I liked making them feel awkward.

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TopicLets go back to 2007
Verdekal
08/25/22 12:08:54 AM
#3
Shitty year for me.

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TopicShe protect, she attack. But most importantly....
Verdekal
08/24/22 11:50:40 PM
#1
she a snack that smiles back!

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she can't do it man! That's discipline!
Verdekal
08/24/22 11:24:26 PM
#5
Powdered_Toast posted...
When's this guy making more stuff?
He can't do it man! That's discipline!!!!

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TopicPost the face she makes when she sees you naked
Verdekal
08/24/22 6:14:03 PM
#22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQWz4gVcP8

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she can't do it man! That's discipline!
Verdekal
08/24/22 6:12:24 PM
#2
Pretty darn diddly good.

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TopicRestored footage of elderly Civil War vets in 1929.
Verdekal
08/24/22 1:43:38 AM
#42
PiOverlord posted...
I'm almost positive Lincoln was actually planning on being a little harsh, but the assassination ruined any chances of that. Johnson has to be a bottom 3 president for how he handled America post-war.
Lincoln was concerned with moving on as fast as possible. But it's hard to know.

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TopicRestored footage of elderly Civil War vets in 1929.
Verdekal
08/24/22 1:03:58 AM
#32
Vegy posted...
Da south should have severely punished for beinh traitors back den

Dats da reason we had trump as president
Lincoln didn't want to be too harsh and people were tired after four years of war. Since he didn't plan on getting killed, Johnson was free to be the asshole he was.

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TopicThe Insidious demon just being a little bitch.
Verdekal
08/24/22 12:55:46 AM
#1
https://imgur.com/gallery/IyI9qYO

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TopicRestored footage of elderly Civil War vets in 1929.
Verdekal
08/23/22 5:25:05 PM
#1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ck5t-3vAQ

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TopicMan fights grizzly bear and wins.
Verdekal
08/23/22 12:21:13 AM
#1
He didn't even need a frying pan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP92j-uEnps

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she can't do it man! That's discipline!
Verdekal
08/22/22 11:54:28 PM
#1
That's like telling Gene Krupa not to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcqNVjGJN4

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TopicHow I take a hint.
Verdekal
08/22/22 11:46:59 PM
#1
Her: I want to have hot, angry, sweaty, dirty, wild monkey sex with you on the floor in front of everybody right here right now.

Me: What's your point?

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