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Topic | Secret Last of Us Ending where everyone tears up the dance floor (spoilers) |
Verdekal 03/31/23 10:43:47 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-3ZqEiNcZI --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | How the fuck do people eat by scraping the utensils with their teeth |
Verdekal 03/31/23 10:40:36 PM #4 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/3/AAP3ICAAEVsZ.jpg --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | What classical piece describes you? |
Verdekal 03/31/23 10:31:33 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6cogix3cwQ --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Im getting sick of the internet and the digital world. |
Verdekal 03/31/23 12:30:34 PM #18 | Have you tried Spiral Mountain? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Why did the dentist quit their job? |
Verdekal 03/31/23 11:59:09 AM #1 | They got tired of looking down in the mouth. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Did you hear about the pessimistic horse? |
Verdekal 03/31/23 2:00:53 AM #1 | He was a real neighsayer. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | RE4 Remake would be better if it was open world. |
Verdekal 03/30/23 8:16:18 PM #2 | Scary Fable. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Rewatching That 70's Show. |
Verdekal 03/30/23 7:22:14 PM #6 | Overrated. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Just ran 10 miles. |
Verdekal 03/30/23 7:04:11 PM #4 | Kombucha posted... Do you get runners high?I don't think so. Fin_Dawg_004 posted... How long? On pavement/ treadmill/ trail?Maybe a little over 2 hours? Pavement. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Just ran 10 miles. |
Verdekal 03/30/23 6:59:08 PM #1 | Feet hurt. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Remember when Naruto fought Sasuke in that giant lake area |
Verdekal 03/30/23 4:21:06 PM #4 | Naruto is not back in the day. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Hmmmmm..... |
Verdekal 03/29/23 11:32:06 PM #1 | Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | These ads are getting out of hand. |
Verdekal 03/28/23 10:58:52 PM #4 | I keep getting Amazing Talker ads. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | What happens when you shoot giant bullets at 92% light speed? |
Verdekal 03/28/23 10:55:43 PM #1 | Not mine. "In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen. It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent. Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites. Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground. In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India. Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky..." --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Just read a graphic novel called Anya's Ghost. (spoilers likely) |
Verdekal 03/28/23 10:15:33 PM #1 | Young adult novel. Fun read. Could make a movie out of it. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Lightbulb!!!!!!! |
Verdekal 03/28/23 9:37:49 PM #1 | But why does it have to be so far away!!?!?!?!?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E509BftEU2I --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Ashley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but... |
Verdekal 03/28/23 7:44:42 AM #15 | Ragtag28 posted... Whats more weird is that it doesn't occur to you how offensive and awkward this topic is.This topic is a parody of that. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Watched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely) |
Verdekal 03/28/23 1:57:49 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] And that's why I don't like it. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Watched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely) |
Verdekal 03/28/23 1:29:22 AM #5 | OudeGeuze posted... It's so fucking terrible lol, I genuinely question the taste of anyone that enjoys it.And when they do it with the shooter. It's insulting and disrespectful! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Ashley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but... |
Verdekal 03/28/23 1:22:10 AM #6 | Supersex420 posted... Nothanks BRO --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Watched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely) |
Verdekal 03/28/23 1:19:08 AM #3 | Supersex420 posted... It's pretty cringeI screamed at the TV "Just kill the motherfucker!" You're letting this guy basically rape you and your friends for seven fucking years and you want to perfect a fucking choreography!? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Watched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely) |
Verdekal 03/28/23 1:09:50 AM #1 | That's considered one of the best shows? It was terrible. Why are they all so weak and stupid? Effeminate bullshit. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Ashley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but... |
Verdekal 03/27/23 11:15:03 PM #1 | Leon is just watching TV. Ashley gets mad. "Oh you poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase!" She dumps out a bunch of crummy doodles of a nude Ada. Leon: "So.....this is the thanks I get for working overtime?" --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | You're a poop. |
Verdekal 03/27/23 9:42:53 PM #4 | What a hoot. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | How does the world of John Wick function? |
Verdekal 03/27/23 9:25:25 AM #1 | ? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Why do Seinfeld's friends not have jobs? |
Verdekal 03/27/23 9:04:45 AM #53 | Doe posted... Clearly it's not supposed to be a commentary on the law in America but rather a plot device to have all the people the gang have wronged confront them and air their misdeedsIt's funny how people complain a show not meant to be realistic should be realistic. They get some kind of retribution at the end but the way it's done is also unrealistic. Larry David troll face. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Why is Jak and Daxter dead but Ratchet and Clank still kicking? |
Verdekal 03/26/23 5:04:36 AM #40 | Jak 1 was a fun platform game. Jak 2 was shit and a GTA clone. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The James Webb Telescope can see weather patterns on worlds light years away. |
Verdekal 03/25/23 1:43:48 PM #5 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Don't bother the Trisolarians. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The James Webb Telescope can see weather patterns on worlds light years away. |
Verdekal 03/25/23 1:36:34 PM #1 | But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | I'm just sitting around and there's nothing to do. |
Verdekal 03/24/23 8:25:05 PM #2 | Pfft. What weenies. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | I had a dream Woody and Buzz had to fight Action League Now. |
Verdekal 03/24/23 8:23:51 PM #1 | *shrugs* --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | I'm just sitting around and there's nothing to do. |
Verdekal 03/24/23 12:00:20 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATh9VEkvBvU --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The perfect woman but she has 20 cats. |
Verdekal 03/23/23 10:16:37 PM #9 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpDr62lcJzg --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | After 23 years, I finally beat The Legend of Dragoon. |
Verdekal 03/23/23 10:14:18 PM #5 | Melbu Frahma in a nutshell. (spoilers) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/8/AAP3ICAAETzi.jpg --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Dune but it's Elmo. |
Verdekal 03/23/23 2:31:31 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | I am a great soft jelly thing. |
Verdekal 03/23/23 5:23:42 AM #1 | Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Is every physics major pretty obnoxious? |
Verdekal 03/23/23 4:36:17 AM #4 | Where's the Neil DeGrasse Tyson copypasta? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | is this real? |
Verdekal 03/23/23 4:28:05 AM #4 | Asking what it's like after you're dead is like asking what's further north than the north pole. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | If someone talks to me in a tone slightly different thsn normal. |
Verdekal 03/22/23 9:09:09 PM #1 | I spend the rest of the day wondering if theyre mad at mine. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | I give my life to CE on a silver platter! |
Verdekal 03/22/23 2:21:28 AM #1 | It's all a big nuthin. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Has there ever been a case where two serial killers chose each other as victims? |
Verdekal 03/22/23 1:41:02 AM #11 | There was an episode of Masters of Horror where two killers competed over the same victim. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | RE4make but it's a mistake. |
Verdekal 03/21/23 1:13:02 AM #4 | lol --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | RE4make question (spoilers likely) |
Verdekal 03/21/23 12:45:56 AM #1 | Is Wesker in it? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Parasite Eve 1 and 2 remake fan teasers with Unreal 5. |
Verdekal 03/21/23 12:43:43 AM #28 | Cobra1010 posted... Never played parasite eve. What is it about?Gameplay wise, it's an early action horror RPG by Squaresoft. Storyline wise, it's about As far as I remember. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | The Adoring Fan gets reprimanded by a judge. |
Verdekal 03/21/23 12:02:51 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rscvOFekUV4 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
Topic | Remember Titan AE? |
Verdekal 03/20/23 11:47:15 PM #9 | I remember seeing the trailer for in in theaters but losing interest when I saw it was animated. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
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