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| Topic | Anyone have any uber/lyft sex stories? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 12:04:14 PM #3 | I'm an Uber driver and I've been offered sex a few times. I'm married though so I've always turned them down. I'd probably still turn them down if I were single though - too risky. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Samsung Galaxy S11 'Final' Design Reveals Stunning New Display |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 11:48:24 AM #17 | I really hope my S9 can last me at least a few more years. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | There's only one phrase worse than "Happy Holidays". Do you know it? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 11:39:26 AM #9 | "Moist panties" --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Having a rough day |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 10:38:57 AM #126 | J03can posted... This is impossible You can and will be a better person once this has all passed. CE believes in you! --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Say what you will about Trump, but he gives a good speech. |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 9:02:48 AM #28 | MrMallard posted... Okay You're being too nice --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Your reaction: You wake up tomorrow to discover it's 1997 |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 8:48:19 AM #19 | Buy Amazon and Apple stock Spoil every major film and video game from the next 22 years in a blog post. Wait, were blogs a thing yet in 97? --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Do you regularly eat cereal? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/24/19 8:44:27 AM #16 | I have a bowl of Cheerios every morning --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | how to get karma on reddit |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 11:48:49 PM #3 | _BIueMonk posted... also they have aids." Idk why I laughed so hard at this --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Welcome to Wal-Mart, where they already have Valentine's Day candy out. |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 9:20:01 PM #3 | I swear they put holiday shit out a week earlier every year In a decade or two they'll need to have two separate Christmas sections. One for the discounted shit from the holiday that just finished and one for the new shit for next year's big day --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | I am calling into work tomorrow |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 8:51:20 PM #4 | It's too late for me to take time off but I've put in a request for the entire weeks of Christmas next year. Sick of missing out on family shit every year since I only get the 25th off and by the time I'm home from work each day everyone's done doing fun stuff. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Darth Sidious (RoS spoilers) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 7:31:30 PM #2 | Didn't he get literally disintegrated this time --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Saw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers* |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 12:56:36 PM #72 | In response to all the Phasma posts, she was pretty much the ST's Boba Fett - looked cool to sell toys but hardly actually did anything in the movies but walk around looking cool and getting killed easily. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Saw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers* |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 9:22:25 AM #46 | NeonOctopus posted... Leia's death was really dumb. Worse than Luke's death. How the fuck did that kill her. Literally all of her scenes were unused footage from the last two movies since she died a year before TLJ even came out They did what they could with what they had --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Pro-furry movie "Cats" only makes $6.5 million this weekend lol |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 8:36:31 AM #9 | https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019 lol'd at the consensus Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Shrek but every time he takes a step it gets 5% faster. |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 8:25:46 AM #7 | Tag --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Trump: I know windmills very much. I've studied it better than anybody |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 8:19:41 AM #37 | The only thing stupider than Trump is a Trump supporter --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | How would Mike Pence be as President? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/23/19 12:14:23 AM #5 | Policy-wise, exactly like Trump But he at least can compose himself and wouldn't be a fucking embarrassment on Twitter and every time he speaks publically --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | So The Last Jedi was one of the best Star Wars movies? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 11:53:58 PM #21 | It's definitely not anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be, but I'd still rate it in the bottom half. ESB, R1, TFA, TROS, ANH, ROTS are all better --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | JJ Abrams is doing that 'make the movie worse after the fact' thing *RoS Spoiler |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 11:52:42 PM #10 | It was implied in TFA and actually shown in ROS --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | This FX version of A Christmas Carol is pretty good |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 5:04:46 PM #6 | The Trent posted... dark gritty reboot of a christmas carol? Very dark and very gritty Shows Scrooge being directly responsible for the deaths of dozens of people --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | This FX version of A Christmas Carol is pretty good |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 3:48:58 PM #4 | I don't remember Scrooge having Bob's wife strip naked for money --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker is #1 with around $194,000,000 |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 3:09:37 PM #11 | I didn't even know Cats was out yet, figured it was coming next week But all of the reviews for it have been fucking hilarious --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | SPOILERS-Star Wars Rise of a Skywalker Question! |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/22/19 3:02:16 PM #2 | Palpatine had a kid at one point That kid banged someone and Rey was their baby So she's Palpatine's granddaughter. So now we can picture Palpatine bent over some woman thrusting in and out and yelling "WHO'S THE SENATE" followed by "UNLIMITED POWER" when he climaxes. --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | I dunno, "Space Force" just sounds childish |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:43:51 PM #11 | United States Space Command would sound better --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | This FX version of A Christmas Carol is pretty good |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:42:16 PM #2 | Oh fuck this is dark --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | RoS was just about the best they could have done |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:35:58 PM #10 | DarkBuster22904 posted... RoS would have been a lot better if it were two movies. Maybe we'll get a 4 hour director's cut Please God --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | RoS was just about the best they could have done |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:29:21 PM #5 | Irony posted... Should've had Mace Windu with robot arms We got Force Ghost Mace Windu's voice though Also a "DEW IT" from The Senate --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | RoS was just about the best they could have done |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:28:00 PM #3 | I'm just happy that Chewbacca finally got the fucking medal --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Do we dislike Count Dooku |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:17:37 PM #29 | __aCEr__ posted... He's Darth Tyranus I remember he was called this in all the toy commercials But only once or twice in the actual movie Also anyone else remember the TV spots making a big deal over Anakin dual wielding lightsabers and he literally only does so for about 8 seconds https://youtu.be/2_PxZdff71g --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | This FX version of A Christmas Carol is pretty good |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:12:16 PM #1 | Guy Pearce just threw a rat out a window --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Do we dislike Count Dooku |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:08:29 PM #11 | His lightsaber was cool But it always bugged me how stiff Lee stood during the Dooku vs Yoda force powers scene https://youtu.be/3UUQIIOO8RM Like, look at about 0:42 when he drops part of the ceiling It looks so bad --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | What's the cringiest word you've called a girl to her face? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 9:26:19 PM #20 | "Keeper of the Moist Vagina" --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Trump campaign raised $10 million in 48 hours after impeachment |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 8:24:26 PM #17 | Siaperaz posted... bipartisana: of or involving the agreement or cooperation of two political parties that usually oppose each other's policies. Woosh --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Trump campaign raised $10 million in 48 hours after impeachment |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:55:37 AM #12 | Wolf_J_Flywheel posted... Literally 100% partisan vote. False There was an independent vote --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Iowan woman runs over teen because she was Mexican |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:54:57 AM #4 | sktgamer_13dude posted... Iowa Not surprised Everything other than Des Moines and Council Bluffs is a shithole --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Trump campaign raised $10 million in 48 hours after impeachment |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:41:00 AM #8 | Ethosian posted... Also remember Hillary outraised and outspent Trump by a bunch. Look where that went. Trump won in a LANDSLIDE, didn't you see the electoral vote maps?! --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | You're counting the money you get from owning a warehouse when you see this |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:38:54 AM #7 | What the fuck he barely even touched it --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Trump campaign raised $10 million in 48 hours after impeachment |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:37:11 AM #4 | "A fool and his money are soon parted" --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | How bare/smooth do you want your lady friends skin, CE? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:26:09 AM #5 | I want my tongue to feel like an adventurer fighting his way out of a dark and dangerous forest --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | The Witcher 3 is on Xbox Game Pass now - worth checking out? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:24:36 AM #5 | AsucaHayashi posted... depends. I have game pass ultimate so I can get console+PC game pass and a gold subscription, so I plan on having it for a long ass time --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | The Witcher 3 is on Xbox Game Pass now - worth checking out? |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:22:13 AM #1 | I've never played any of the previous games. Do I need them to understand anything in the story? --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 11:16:50 AM #28 | ThyCorndog posted... Only plants have fiber, so the meat has exactly 0 fiber. The pasta has tiny amounts if any cause I doubt you're eating whole wheat pasta. Whole food plants like fruits (whole foods, so with the skin where applicable), vegetables, beans, etc is where it's at Well shit, that explains a lot then. I've been having constipation issues for years, and I hardly ever eat veggies. Time for a trip to the grocery store! --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 10:09:16 AM #26 | Alakazamtrainer posted... Are you satisfied now? Sort of, but now my asshole hurts --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | I have this strong urge to put my face in Rose McGowan's crotch. |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 9:55:25 AM #2 | Who --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 9:42:57 AM #24 | Round two WOOOOO --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | I wish they would remake Star Wars Episode 1 Racer |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 3:06:32 AM #3 | Wonder how a VR version would play --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 2:43:01 AM #22 | Holy fuck it smells so bad --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 2:26:11 AM #21 | The Exodus has begun! --- "I like turtles" |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| Tired-Insomniac 12/21/19 1:47:16 AM #17 | Purely posted... I love taking milk of magnesia. You should be squirting out of your ass by now. I haven't My earlier gates of hell post was due to some cramps so I ran to the bathroom and only farted --- "I like turtles" |
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