Current Events > Pro-furry movie "Cats" only makes $6.5 million this weekend lol

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NeonOctopus
12/23/19 7:59:08 AM
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au_gold
12/23/19 8:01:25 AM
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Cant wait for the sequel.

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Alucard188
12/23/19 8:04:56 AM
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au_gold posted...
Cant wait for the sequel.

See you in hell for the sequel.

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AlisLandale
12/23/19 8:05:40 AM
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Mr. Sheffield got the last laugh. Screw you, Andrew Lloyd Weber!

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MrMallard
12/23/19 8:06:31 AM
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In the wake of the initial trailers, I saw furries going "nope" and refusing to support the movie. The 2019 Cats movie is so bad that not even the furries want it.

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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 8:14:33 AM
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In a way I'm not sure this wasn't some elaborate scheme to a nefarious end. I can't imagine a team of people getting together and saying "Yeah this is aight" after watching a cut of it. Then again, someone probably banked on furries in general accepting shite quality, and was unpleasantly surprised.
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tri sapphire
12/23/19 8:26:08 AM
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BlackJackCat posted...
In a way I'm not sure this wasn't some elaborate scheme to a nefarious end. I can't imagine a team of people getting together and saying "Yeah this is aight" after watching a cut of it. Then again, someone probably banked on furries in general accepting shite quality, and was unpleasantly surprised.

Nah, probably just some theater fan who liked the Broadway show (which is supposed to be really good?) and wanted to bring it to the big screen.

But some shows just don't translate to the big screen too well. Especially with Hollywood's ongoing addiction to CG-ing the shit out of live action movies.

Might have worked if they went all in on a non-anthropomorphized cat aesthetic and made it fully animated instead of live action?
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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 8:34:02 AM
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That's what I mean though. For the amount of money the spent on this weird CG mash up they probably could have done a fully animated movie instead that was less jarring and probably cheaper. This feels like someone dared to dream big and miscalculated the logistics, or they purposely tried to screw up.

But you're not wrong about some things not translating well to begin with. I don't totally buy that since Les Misrables did astoundingly well as a film though. I just feel like they intentionally took the worst route possible and didn't waver from it.
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Tired-Insomniac
12/23/19 8:36:31 AM
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019

lol'd at the consensus

Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery.

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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 8:38:38 AM
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Cat-astrophic indeed.
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ClockworkHare
12/23/19 8:45:35 AM
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Most people who have seen the live theater shows know why this obviously would not have translated well into mainstream cinema.

Part of the reason they went to see the live theater shows was because it was a live theater experience.
The issue with this being adapted into cinema is similar to why very few people would bother to pay to watch a feature film about opera...

It's just not the same.

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Tyranthraxus
12/23/19 8:55:48 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg

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Heartomaton
12/23/19 8:57:32 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
That's what you get for doing furry shit

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NeonOctopus
12/23/19 2:13:04 PM
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creativerealms
12/23/19 2:15:39 PM
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Is it "pro-furry" when the characters are too uncanny for furries.

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UnholyMudcrab
12/23/19 2:23:17 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
au_gold posted...
Cant wait for the sequel.

See you in hell for the sequel.

We're already in hell. If we were anywhere else, this film wouldn't exist
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Esrac
12/23/19 2:26:11 PM
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MrMallard posted...
In the wake of the initial trailers, I saw furries going "nope" and refusing to support the movie. The 2019 Cats movie is so bad that not even the furries want it.

Probably because the characters look TOO human. Should've just put them in stupid, knockoff mascot uniforms.
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Wii_Shaker
12/26/19 1:28:47 AM
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https://imgur.com/gallery/Qpu8X

"Mee-ow!"

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Reis
12/26/19 1:34:06 AM
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@Vyrulisse in tears rn
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Letron_James
12/26/19 2:21:38 AM
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Good.

They should have just animated it. Whatever the fuck they decided to do was the worst possible decision they could have made.

Maybe it will deter some Broadway movies for a while. Maybe for the best.

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gamer167
12/26/19 2:32:58 AM
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Furries only get off on cartoon animals, which is arguably even weirder.
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ModLogic
12/26/19 2:33:32 AM
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NeonOctopus
12/26/19 3:53:35 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 3:55:28 AM
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Everyone involved with this should be fired. It was the laughing stock of the internet long before it even released. It looked like shit, it was the center of criticism and memes. The fact that they pushed forward with all the negativity is like setting fire to the building you work in and thinking you won't lose your job if the building burns down.

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