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Muffinz0rz posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Shouldn't you be working at work?

I have a nice, low-stress job. I have lots of down time, so shitposting on GameFAQs is a great way to fill that time.

I'm just going to disagree and leave. That's like saying "I'm just being a shitty person because I'm bored" and that's very sad.
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http://silenceisconsent.net/oregon-governor-just-signed-gun-confiscation-law-needs-go-viral/
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Shouldn't you be working at work?
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At a sizzler in Florida. See you there.
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Next Monday, I'll be a happily married person.
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FinalFantasyIV posted...

tell him to send you a video ripping up a picture of Putin

In front of the Kremlin, wearing a rainbow flag.
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Shenti_Reborn posted...

I'm too lazy to follow through on my fake threats

We know since you were "late" to 2 fights.
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How long until this one is banned?
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MegaButterfree posted...

Chicken Caesar salad is amazing.

The best tasting of this list and the best for you.
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How long until the trilogy is complete?
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Nope. It's always directly to your immediate left or right and makes a audible sound of change. Now, given you had no idea it existed and the audible sound of change wasn't enough of a clue, or that the cashier only handed you bills and your inability to ask, "Where's the rest of the change?", wherein the cashier would have certainly directed you to the apparent and obvious change dispensing machine, it's still your fault.

Sorry bud. Thems the brakes. Someone got 21 cents richer. I hope it made their day.
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If you're calling CBS to dispute a moderation on gamefaqs, you've gone off the deep end.

Why not channel some of that misplaced fervor into tackling some of the actual misjustices of this world, instead of your pointless first world problem?
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UT1999 posted...

couldn't somebody just go to a bar and see the fight?

No. In order for an establishment to host a ppv event, they must pay a per seat rate to their cable provider.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

What's a hangover?

you young? never got them when I was young, but now unless I guzzle some powerade before going to bed its nearly inevitable

Nope.
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Fair, next.

/topic
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DrProfessor posted...

fishy071 posted...

No amount of muscle will make me find anyone attractive. It's good personality that does.

And by "good" you mean confident right? Because no amount of being nice will earn you a girl.

It's also possible to be nice and confident.
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Lol, McGregor thought he was a better boxer and got put in his place.

#QQmoremcgregorfans #hegotbeat #atleastmcgregordidntkickhim
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I just wanted 30 minutes without orders so I can get some prep done.
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What's a hangover?
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I'm fine. SMT has ohioitis.
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Bad plugs, clogged fuel filter or air filter.
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My dog once at 3/4 of a package of chocolate Oreos. No vet visit, he was fine.

I'm glad your dog is ok. There's very little actual chocolate in chocolate Oreos.
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That's a bummer.
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Only if you censor bypass.
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The horse people aren't trotting around.
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I feel that not remembering your sexual partners is very disrespectful.

Some are worth forgetting.

They may have been terrible lays or terrible relationships but they still provided an experience and a possible lesson.
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Do you have any rolleexxs?
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I'm too sexy for this forum.
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I feel that not remembering your sexual partners is very disrespectful.
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It was in the little cup off the output of the machine. Everyone knows that's where you get your change at wawa. If you failed to grab it, the cashier probably didn't even notice. It ended up in the pocket of the next person who paid cash.
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Nomak-54 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Wawa uses automatic change dispensers, like every single wawa uses them. You left your change in it. Not wawa's fault.

Where the fuck is that?
I didn't see anything like that anywhere

Right next to the register in every wawa.
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Wawa uses automatic change dispensers, like every single wawa uses them. You left your change in it. Not wawa's fault.
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I'm not saying promiscuity is bad but if you don't even have an estimate to the number of your sexual partners, that's dangerous.
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We need James Cameron to raise the bar!
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redhotburnman posted...

How much of an asshole would you feel like if your kitchen actually caught fire cause you decided you didn't have the time to watch the stove.

You don't really need to watch the stove. Just make sure it is off after you're done using it.
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LeetCheet posted...

I guess his dominant arm could be really useful for pulling triggers

You don't use your whole arm to fire a gun.
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Gross.
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No pulp and my future wife agrees.
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Around 20.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

"Don't make me do my job while I'm at work"

Pathetic

We don't advertise as a dietary specfic eating establishment. We have some vegetarian options, including salads.
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Don't ask me if our sauces are gluten free while drinking a beer made with malt. You're drinking gluten.
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ss4parrothair posted...

Congrats

Thanks
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mastermix3000 posted...

Aye congrats mate. Treat her well

Thanks.
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mipond posted...

Best wishes for a lot of long happy years. I'm so happy for you.

Thanks.
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HellHole_ posted...

just wanted to confirm yall got my rsvp

Sorry, we had to give your seat to more important guests.
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Much excite
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How dare a company ensure customer account security. Who do they think they are!
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13 days until the big day.
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11am EST and his account is still active. Interesting.
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