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Mario_VS_DK
08/26/17 7:59:54 PM
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You are now barred from ever acquiring one because the government thinks you can and will turn it into a weapon of mass destruction. How do you feel?
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AllstarSniper32
08/26/17 8:09:32 PM
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$500 billion

uh, does that mean I just can't have exactly $500 billion?
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TheSlinja
08/26/17 8:13:24 PM
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I thought peace of mind, the government may try their best but I will do all it takes to unleash my apparent happiness based psychic powers
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Zeus
08/26/17 8:13:34 PM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...
You are now barred from ever acquiring one because the government thinks you can and will turn it into a weapon of mass destruction. How do you feel?


That's crazy talk. How could I even turn 3 tons of weapons-grade uranium into a weapon of mass destruction?
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WastelandCowboy
08/26/17 8:14:23 PM
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Disappointed and confused.

Apparently, the government thinks I could somehow see my father again and turn him into a weapon of mass destruction, even though he's been dead for almost twenty years and was cremated.
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Zeus
08/26/17 8:17:23 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Disappointed and confused.

Apparently, the government thinks I could somehow see my father again and turn him into a weapon of mass destruction, even though he's been dead for almost twenty years and was cremated.


If he could come back from that, he'd be dangerous. You could certainly weaponize a phoenix.
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TheSlinja
08/26/17 8:23:43 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Disappointed and confused.

Apparently, the government thinks I could somehow see my father again and turn him into a weapon of mass destruction, even though he's been dead for almost twenty years and was cremated.

this sounds like a metal gear villain origin story
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WastelandCowboy
08/26/17 8:35:16 PM
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TheSlinja posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Disappointed and confused.

Apparently, the government thinks I could somehow see my father again and turn him into a weapon of mass destruction, even though he's been dead for almost twenty years and was cremated.

this sounds like a metal gear villain origin story

Neat.
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wwinterj25
08/26/17 8:45:48 PM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...
How do you feel?


Eh like I'd ever get laid anyway.
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Lokarin
08/26/17 8:47:22 PM
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I feel extremely bad...

I wanted weight loss, and I had to think - would I lose enough weight that it's a threat to national security?
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SunWuKung420
08/26/17 8:49:56 PM
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I just wanted 30 minutes without orders so I can get some prep done.
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Pikazard1
08/26/17 8:49:57 PM
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I want my dog back. she died from cancer last year after an 11 year run at life with me (she was a jack Russell/corgi mix)
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Mario_VS_DK
08/26/17 8:57:20 PM
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AllstarSniper32 posted...
$500 billion

uh, does that mean I just can't have exactly $500 billion?


Er... Sure?

Zeus posted...
That's crazy talk. How could I even turn 3 tons of weapons-grade uranium into a weapon of mass destruction?


I don't know man, but they are convinced you'll find a way.
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zeldamasterkid0
08/26/17 9:03:52 PM
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i don't need to turn a Bacon Double Cheeseburger XL into a weapon of mass destruction

Burger King did it for me.
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wolfy42
08/26/17 11:45:13 PM
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Weaponized blowjobs?

I guess it's possible. At least people would die happy.
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