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TopicCOVID has finally hit me...my salary just got slashed
ScofieldReturns
07/14/20 3:02:16 PM
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for the next year i'm going to take a 5% hit in salary

however i will instead get an extra vacation day every month (can be saved up)

coincidentally the same month it starts i also get a scheduled automatic 5% raise

and after the year my salary reverts back to normal (with raise)

and i'm still making 6 figures

so i guess it could be a lot worse

but i really wanted to buy another expensive watch...
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TopicWhy do I see people actually mad cali is shut down again?
ScofieldReturns
07/14/20 1:08:50 PM
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and they all seem to be bartenders/cocktail waitresses
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Topiccristin millioti is gorgeous in palm springs
ScofieldReturns
07/10/20 7:53:46 PM
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id bang her 1,000 times in that bridesmaid dress
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Topiccommunity: who was the ass crack bandit? Spoilers
ScofieldReturns
07/09/20 4:01:10 AM
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show runner says it was annie
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TopicWhen I go to Europe after covid, its gonna be exactly like that movie hostel
ScofieldReturns
06/27/20 2:00:17 AM
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TopicWhen I go to Europe after covid, its gonna be exactly like that movie hostel
ScofieldReturns
06/27/20 1:13:42 AM
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at least up until the murdering
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TopicDark S3 doesn't premiere on netflix until 3.5 hours, what do i do until then?!
ScofieldReturns
06/26/20 11:38:42 PM
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i finished S1 of handmaid's tale and don't think i'm gonna continue. i was gonna play poker online but i busted in 5 minutes (story of my life!) and am now out of chips. wat do?
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Topicis it worth continuing handmaid's tale if i hated season 1? spoilers
ScofieldReturns
06/26/20 11:20:38 PM
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Cons
-glacial pacing, nothing happens. i get bored and tune out or have to pause it all the time
-it's depressing as all fuck
-the rape scenes are extremely difficult to watch and it averages 1 an episode
-elizabeth moss is extremely ugly and i hate having to look at her for that long

Pros
-Yvonne strahotski. i thought she and alexis bledel were the stars is the main reason i started watching...
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Topicshould i catch up on the walking dead?
ScofieldReturns
06/26/20 9:00:37 PM
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haven't seen season 10 of the walking dead or season 5 of fear the walking dead.

i hated the shows for butchering the comics and swore i'd never watch them again....but now i'm running out of things to watch. should i stand by my promise to myself or are they worth catching up on?

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Topici make 6 figures doing 6 hours of work a week AMA
ScofieldReturns
06/26/20 8:58:43 PM
#15
BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you ate?

pork ribs

Frogles posted...
what do u do tc? how can i get in on this lack of action and make some big $$$?

im an engineer, i have 2 degrees and a PE (which was not easy to get)

masticatingman posted...
Thats way more common than it should be.

it is, it's why im shocked by what a lot of people around here say

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Topici make 6 figures doing 6 hours of work a week AMA
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:45:02 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
Damn that sucks OP

Are there any grants available to lessen the sting of poverty?

eh i make due, i get an automatic annual raise every year so that lessens the sting

Veggeta X posted...
Do you also sleep with B Listers?

yes...or even C listers

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Topici make 6 figures doing 6 hours of work a week AMA
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:41:29 PM
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VVALLBOUNCE posted...
To even have the impulse to create this topic, let alone actually go through with it, requires some serious inadequacies/esteem issues. Care to elaborate TC, or do you prefer to talk about the one thing you are proud of?

wtf are you talking about lol. as noted from the OP i have the extra time to post here...and i'm very proud of my position

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Topici make 6 figures doing 6 hours of work a week AMA
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:36:39 PM
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DK9292 posted...
You liar.

That makes more sense.

there's no way i could fill the full 40, the 6 is even with me volunteering for extra assignments lol

MrKapowski posted...
How much time do you spend making up stories on Gamefaqs

none, i just post about my life

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Topici make 6 figures doing 6 hours of work a week AMA
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:15:08 PM
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i'm supposed to do 40 but my workload averages out to 6 hours a week

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Topicce choose which porn star i watch tonight
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:48:06 AM
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ce is so rude

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Topicce choose which porn star i watch tonight
ScofieldReturns
06/25/20 2:37:38 AM
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dealers choice!

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Topiclana rhoades is the perfect woman
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 11:44:45 PM
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also the perfect step sister

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TopicWas trying to make return at mall and lady tried to touch my phone wtf
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 10:15:08 PM
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TopicWas trying to make return at mall and lady tried to touch my phone wtf
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 9:35:05 PM
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she grabbed my phone to scan the order bar, I had to yank it away

And out of all the workers she was the only one not wearing a mask/gloves

Srsly wtf

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TopicThis guy at the grocery store wore the same face mask as me, how embarassing
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 8:30:07 PM
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I had to go home and change :(

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Topicevery day i wake up, log into my work account...and go back to sleep
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 7:00:25 PM
#7
Topicevery day i wake up, log into my work account...and go back to sleep
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 6:36:48 PM
#6
RebelElite791 posted...
3 paragraphs
in a day or two

if you needed any more proof that Scofield doesnt have and will never have a job

i've explained it a million times

-i work for the government, which is notoriously known for being lazy
-i don't have a large workload, the agency retains me for my qualifications, ie so they can tell taxpayers "80% of our engineers have PE licenses AND master's degrees!" (this is important for my agency post-katrina)


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Topicevery day i wake up, log into my work account...and go back to sleep
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 6:30:38 PM
#4
dj1200 posted...
what are you supposed to be doing?

I get assigned long term work that I can knock out in a day or 2 if I concentrated. For example, in the next month I'm supposed to write 1 section for a report we're putting together. But its gonna be like 3 paragraphs. I also gotta do a bit of data analysis at the start of every month.

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Topicevery day i wake up, log into my work account...and go back to sleep
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 6:25:58 PM
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Just to be clear, not my gfaqs account haha

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Topicevery day i wake up, log into my work account...and go back to sleep
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 5:55:35 PM
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found a work around so it always displays me as active lol

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Topicit REALLY grosses me out when girls don't have freshly shaved legs
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 3:34:56 PM
#13
MachineJaipur posted...
I guess TC is totally turned off by girls with full on bush.

FULL bush? yes

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Topicit REALLY grosses me out when girls don't have freshly shaved legs
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 3:28:27 PM
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Dreamscissors posted...
Who cares? As long as she's comfortable

Obviously I do, I just said

coh posted...
I'm the same way about unshaved armpits on girls.

Do not get me started

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Topicit REALLY grosses me out when girls don't have freshly shaved legs
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 3:26:41 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
And it really grosses girls out when you look at them, so fair.

girls are ashamed of their unshaved legs?

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Topicit REALLY grosses me out when girls don't have freshly shaved legs
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 3:25:44 PM
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i know that sucks for girls and it probably shouldn't...but if im in bed with a girl and i can feel the slightest of prickles when rubbing against her legs...i just want to vomit

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TopicImagine hating pulp...
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 3:12:09 PM
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pulp is my favorite genre

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Topicwhat's the best way to ask my boss if i can work from home on fri from now on?
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 2:57:39 PM
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ModLogic posted...
hi i feel like I have the flu, could i work from home?

every single fri in perpetuity?

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Don't ask. Just do it.

yeah p sure i can get in big time trouble for that lmao

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Topicwhat's the best way to ask my boss if i can work from home on fri from now on?
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 2:48:15 PM
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i don't have any kids, i just want to stay home and watch netflix

something about cutting down on the commute/global warming?

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TopicHow successful are you with women?
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 2:30:09 PM
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i'm a pick up artist, so extremely

DoctorPiranha3 posted...
I like how you guys consider relationships as a success

Single dude who bangs lots of girls is way more successful than married man divorced after 10 years

i personally agree, but it depends on your goals. the issue is some people are so lonely they want a partner just so they don't have to worry about being lonely and consider settling down with anyone a success. if you're in a long term relationship and are happy, then great. however, if it's meh or you aren't that attracted to her but are only with her because you're afraid of being alone because you wouldn't be able to meet someone else, then no that is not successful

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Topicwho's hotter, daisy or simmons?
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 2:20:27 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
There are a LOT of cleavage shots of Chloe Bennet lol.

not complaining, she's gorgeous

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Topicwho's hotter, daisy or simmons?
ScofieldReturns
06/24/20 1:53:27 AM
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Topicelizabeth moss is so ugly, makes handmaids tale really hard to watch
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 11:02:45 PM
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HagenEx posted...
I think she falls in that category of "weird face" that a lot of modern actresses fall in.

Her, Natalie Dormer, Chloe Grace Moretz, Amanda Seyfried, Emma Stone, etc. are some of those weird faced chicks. Neither of them are exactly ugly, just fucking weird.

Moss is one hell of an actress though.

those girls are all hot. moss is flat out ugly

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Topicelizabeth moss is so ugly, makes handmaids tale really hard to watch
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 10:56:53 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
I think the irony of her being in a show about a society of totalitarian religious control - while also being a Scientologist in real life - is more distracting.
ew

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Topicelizabeth moss is so ugly, makes handmaids tale really hard to watch
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 10:52:03 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
She's pretty and fuckin a is she talented as hell.

both are false

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Topicelizabeth moss is so ugly, makes handmaids tale really hard to watch
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 10:48:49 PM
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because everyone treats her like she's hot lol

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Topicthe season 1 finale of community feels like a different show (spoilers)
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 7:38:43 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The whole point of Britta's character is that she thinks highly of her morals but constantly fails to live up to them.

oh, that makes sense. she did throw herself at that guy blade too

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Topicthe season 1 finale of community feels like a different show (spoilers)
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 5:07:46 PM
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Autocraticus posted...
Britta always wants what she cant have.

But she also thinks too highly of her morals to reduce herself to the levels of throwing herself to a man and declaring her love for him on stage

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Topicthe season 1 finale of community feels like a different show (spoilers)
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 5:04:48 PM
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i hadn't rewatched this ep since the first time when it first aired. i remember thinking it was a terrible end to a fantastic first season. so community is the show i watch when i want something short to relax (like how some people watch the office at the end of the day). i'm running low on my eps, so i thought i'd rewatch this one. wtf was going on?

britta didn't act like herself, throwing herself at jeff. and then jeff and annie randomly making out out of nowhere? it's still terrible

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Topicsometimes i think i'm the most screwed up person in the world
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 2:21:31 PM
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i really miss when life was full of excitement, but that is probably covid related too

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Topicwho's hotter, aimee or maeve?
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 3:20:17 AM
#5
Touch posted...
Aimee's tits were rocking in the first episode

Shes been just cruising on that since then, she peaked in the first 2 min...

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Topicwho's hotter, aimee or maeve?
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 2:57:26 AM
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Topicwho's hotter, aimee or maeve?
ScofieldReturns
06/23/20 1:59:44 AM
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https://tinyurl.com/yddcgx55

i'm digging maeve's homeless man's margot robbie thing

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TopicSo we won't see Amazon Prime Day in July, right?
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 10:56:03 PM
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I'm still drooling over that taylor swift performance from last yesr

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Topicmaeve wiley whoa O_O
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 4:02:46 PM
#7
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Go to Netflix and type "Sex Education". Also, it's a pretty good show. Second season doesn't really get going until the last two episodes though.

im on s2 e4 and love it so far. they're just taking their time with the maeve/otis thing to stretch the show out

i don't mind (no spoilers please)

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Topicmaeve wiley whoa O_O
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 3:56:22 PM
#3
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Would you let her bite your nipples off?

Someone hasn't seen the show

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