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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:51:02 PM
#43
Choco posted...
whereas you don't even have to imagine being that desperate for sex.

do you guys actually think you're being clever or something...

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:47:46 PM
#41
MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, the point is that you are psychologically weak for choosing sex instead of money

That's just the point tho

no, YOURE missing the point. i'm not choosing sex. im choosing a life experience few have ever had the pleasure of having over an insignificant amount of money ill have in a few years any way

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:35:22 PM
#37
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Imagine thinking that having sex once is significant in any sense.

But hey, at least youre not denying that youd give up a million bucks to finally have sex one time.

i love how you keep making strawmans to support your point LMAO

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:30:47 PM
#34
Collat posted...
If you are willing to give up a million to have sex, there is no way it's not your first time. I don't care who it's with.

Unless you are already loaded I guess.

Thats kind of my entire point...its an insignificant amount of money. Even if you only make 80k a year, as long as you're not drowning in debt/bills, 500k isn't gonna change your life. Id rather have experience the nirvana

Trumble posted...
I mean, sure, it would depend on my income. If I made $10,000 a week, then yeah, the bar would probably be somewhere higher, like $2000 or so. Maybe.

There's also the fact that I just don't find her all that attractive anymore, tbh. I'm not going to bang someone I'm not attracted to just because they're a celebrity, especially if there's some free cash on offer for not doing so.

Replace her with whatever celebrity you think is 10/10 then and scale the amount of money appropriately

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:20:56 PM
#28
Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
Does Scofield actually think there is anyone left here that would believe he can make a mil in a couple years? lol

Where did I say I could make a mil in a couple years? It would take me just under 10. My point is it's not a life changing amount. Its not enough to retire off of or ball out on.

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:19:48 PM
#25
Trumble posted...
I'd be taking the cash unless it was a trivially small amount.

Like, even $100 and I'd probably take it. Maybe even $50, depending on my mood at the time.

Some things money can't buy. I make more than 100 before I even wake up in the morning

It would take way more work to bang Taylor swift even with all my pick up skills

Kitt posted...
Why is it that dudes who obsess over sex/talk about wanting to fuck girls the most are the ones who get it the least?

Lol you should have stayed gone

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:13:23 PM
#21
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
"I would give up a million bucks just to have sex"

Imagine thinking a million bucks is a significant amount of money

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TopicI could go the rest of my life only banging girls whos birth year starts with 2
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:01:11 PM
#1
Topichow bad is it to eat taco bell once a week?
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 1:18:43 PM
#8
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Where do you live that you can't get real Mexican food?

Real Mexican food doesn't have nacho fries

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Topichow bad is it to eat taco bell once a week?
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 1:13:16 PM
#1
i love taco bell

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:46:17 PM
#14
MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, how old were you when you heard Taylor Swift for the first time? Do you remember what you were doing?

it was on her first saturday night live appearance, i was 23

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:40:52 PM
#11
littlebro07 posted...
Not just for having the money, but plenty will fuck you just because you look and act like a millionaire

but i already look and act like a millionaire...literally just having a million bucks doesnt automatically give you that swagger lol

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:34:27 PM
#9
littlebro07 posted...
If you use the money right you can get way more chicks who are way hotter than Swift to ride your dick

I'm a pick up artist, quantity/quality of girls isn't an issue

Its when its a celebrity that makes it nigh impossible

And girls don't sleep with you because you have a million dollars in the bank lol

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
I can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of woman

If Taylor swift ain't your thing that's fine, just sub in Rihanna or whatever celebrity you think is 10/10

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:30:37 PM
#5
16-BITTER posted...
Imagine turning down money to sleep with a basic bitch

I just can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of money

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TopicIf you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:22:21 PM
#1
Take the money unless it was over a mil and even then id still consider passing the money

It would have to be an obscene sum for me to pass it up

Money comes and goes, id rather live my life to the fullest

Some insignificant sum I can make in a couple years isn't gonna change my life

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Topic$21k or the chance to have sex with anyone you want?
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 11:59:14 AM
#17
21k is like a couple months pay

Would i rather retire 2 months early or bang taylor swift, such a tough choice

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TopicWYR: Earn $0.01 every time you took a step or $1 every time you jump
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 9:41:49 AM
#10
well this topic really exposed how sedentary i am...lmao

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TopicWYR: Earn $0.01 every time you took a step or $1 every time you jump
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 9:33:42 AM
#2
statistically, you can just jump like 20 times in a row first thing in the morning and make more than you'll ever make walking for the day. you can easily jump like 500 times in a day to make a good living

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TopicDoes anyone else here sleep like dracula?
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:32:58 AM
#3
Turbam posted...
In a coffin?

No..

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TopicI wish AOC was 21
ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:20:29 AM
#1
Girls peak at 21

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TopicA lot of guys didnt like me this year
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 11:32:08 PM
#1
But their girlfriends did

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TopicWhy do people think step sibling incest fetish is weird?
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 6:15:09 PM
#21
eston posted...
I have step siblings too and it's still gross

I'm so jealous

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TopicWhy do people think step sibling incest fetish is weird?
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 5:05:57 PM
#19
eston posted...
Because I actually have siblings and the thought of that makes my skin crawl

Step siblings =/= siblings

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TopicWhy do people think step sibling incest fetish is weird?
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 4:57:29 PM
#14
Giant_Aspirin posted...
reminder that TC tries to be creepy on purpose because it gets reactions and posts.

good job of not feeding him so far, keep it up.

everyones creepy, im just more honest about it

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TopicWhy do people think step sibling incest fetish is weird?
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 4:39:56 PM
#1
Its a perfectly normal hot fantasy

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TopicDoes anyone else here sleep like dracula?
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 1:52:01 PM
#1
I find it the most confortable

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TopicIm estimated to get my vaccine around march
ScofieldReturns
01/14/21 1:49:23 PM
#4
God i can't wait

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TopicThe Dybbuk Box
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 11:26:24 PM
#7
CanuckCowboy posted...
I dunno why I had to say that that wasn't very nice. Sorry.

Also I dunno if there's ever been a dybbuk box horror movie but if they make one it could potentially be pretty good

The posession starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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TopicIm estimated to get my vaccine around march
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 10:46:53 PM
#1
I wish I could move up a couple ladder steps, but at least working for the government is finally paying off

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TopicImaging going on a blind date with her
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 6:57:08 PM
#13
Aressar posted...
"Are you gonna eat that pho?"
Thats ramen

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TopicHow do single ceman not feel lonely and down
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 4:00:48 PM
#6
My happiness isn't dependent on other people

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Topicdo you have oral herpes?
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 2:04:32 PM
#10
Topicdo you have oral herpes?
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 3:29:40 AM
#8
EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
I have never one had any symptoms associated with it, so if I do have it, my stuff is completely inert.

It usually is inert in most people

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Topicdo you have oral herpes?
ScofieldReturns
01/13/21 2:55:32 AM
#1
50-80% of adults do and 90% of adults do by age 50

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:30:43 PM
#19
ZeroX91 posted...
Wahr fakten?

What are you saying?

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Topici have a friend that eats before we go to dinner, he calls it ''pre-gaming''
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:30:22 PM
#3
RebelElite791 posted...
Why did you make a second topic about this fake story

It deserved its own topic. Feel free to block me if anecdotes from my exciting life bother you that much

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Topici have a friend that eats before we go to dinner, he calls it ''pre-gaming''
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:26:25 PM
#1
his explanation: "you know how people drink before going out to bars so they don't have to pay as much to get drunk? its the exact same concept, im eating at home so i don't have to pay for an appetizer to get full"

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:21:57 PM
#17
ZeroX91 posted...
Nni?
wat

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:21:45 PM
#16
Unspecified_NPC posted...
i was rubbing it out

oops, *in

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:18:54 PM
#13
ZeroX91 posted...
Qe?

your "Advice" is not relevant to this story because it does not involve anyone buying the other person dinner

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:15:58 PM
#11
ZeroX91 posted...
"You go first." *wait* get something cheap and beer

but no one was buying dinner for the other person in this story?

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:12:00 PM
#5
ZeroX91 posted...
Rule of thumb dont buy a more expesive meal than the person buying...you know unless they are getting something out of it.

how does this apply?

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Topiconce had dinner with a friend who was too poor to get food, i ordered food to go
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 9:06:16 PM
#1
in addition to the meal and appetizer i ordered for the restaurant

should i feel bad?

i had no idea he couldnt afford it:

-he invited me for dinner
-when i got there, he made me wait in my car for 30 minutes and i was super annoyed. when i asked why the wait, he said he had to eat something. i didn't think much of it because i have a fat friend who always eats before we go to dinner (he calls it "pre-gaming" lol)
-at the restaurant when i asked him what he was getting, he said he didnt know yet while looking at the menu
-i tuned out when he placed his order
-we were talking and he was eating his appetizer (edamame) which was all he ordered. i asked why his meal was taking so long and he said "oh this is all i ordered", and it was too late to offer to buy him something at that point

should i feel bad about ordering so much, including food to go? it was kind of like i was rubbing it out

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 7:04:34 PM
#107
NobleWill8 posted...
That is the context that makes a different word sound better.

"Most actresses grow up to be really pretty, so I thought she'd do the same"
vs
"When she was 14 I thought she'd grow up to be hot"

lmao

ok, that would have sounded better, but it's all the same ultimately. people are just easily offended

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:57:39 PM
#103
NobleWill8 posted...
Sigh.

Well, you've already made your stance. I think you just should've avoided connecting the thoughts "14" and "hot" in the first place, but that might just be a me thing. Oh well.

replace it with the word "beautiful" or whatever similar word you want

its obvious that i wasnt referring to her sexually at that age

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:52:47 PM
#101
NobleWill8 posted...
So how old was she when you were referring to how you "thought she'd grow up to be hot"? Because if 18 is the next age of reference, then the only logic in that statement is that sometime, between 14-17 years old, you thought about how an underage person would grow up to be hot; in that case, no duh people are calling you out for it lol.

i explicitly addressed this in the topic. here is what i said: Shes actress, its not weird to think "she's a good actress, she'll probably very around for a while and probably get hot". It's not like a thought I had every day, just a passing thought while watching true grit

i dont think i thought of her again until i saw her in transformers

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:46:15 PM
#99
DarthAragorn posted...
No, he was very much talking about before she was 18


Point out where I am referring to her sexually as a 14 year old

NobleWill8 posted...
Well, I mean, that's fine too, but if that's true then I don't get why you're going out of your way to defend yourself against people whose opinion of you won't change anyway due to a post that you're now doubling down on that you're implying you would make the same way lol.

Because I'm still right. Doesn't matter if sone people care, they have the right to know the truth

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:38:59 PM
#95
NobleWill8 posted...
Ah. In that case, I think you should've omitted the 14 part entirely; it's very easy to see why people would take that the worst way. Instead, you could've just said "she was awkward-looking at 18, but now she's hot" and I don't think anyone would interpret it incorrectly.

i don't cater to make others happy. EVERYONE knows her from true grit, i saw no reason to omit it when it would be the #1 question asked from the topic

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:35:54 PM
#92
NobleWill8 posted...
Assuming you're being honest about that (because I haven't seen the topic), I still don't think you should've commented on her appearance; after all, that isn't all there is to being an act(or/ress). If you wanted to say something about her career, I just don't think a statement about how you thought she'd grow up to be when she was a kid was the smart choice to make.

...though that could be saved if you were also underage when she was a kid, because in that case you're speaking through kid you's eyes and it wouldn't be as strange, but I think you would've mentioned that already if that were the case.

no i was like 24 when i first saw her, but i didnt think of her sexually at all. the topic is about how she's hot now after going through an awkward stage around 18. i just happened to first see her at age 14 in true grit and when people asked for pics i included pictures of her at age 14, 18 and 24 to show how she got hot after not being hot

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TopicNo_U_L7 is WARNED
ScofieldReturns
01/12/21 6:30:45 PM
#89
Fishstick posted...
you literally said you knew she would grow up to be hot. Stop pretending you didn't.

how is that commenting on her appearance as a 14 year old?

NobleWill8 posted...
...I'm not seeing any mention of her career here.

being attractive is part of being an actress. sounds like you didnt see the topic because i clearly specify her career in a later post that people are omitting because it hurts their claims lol

FlameTurtle posted...
I'm actually saying that you're a loser who shouldn't be around children.

hey, that's moddable, stop being offensive

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