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TopicITT pics of me picking up girls
ScofieldReturns
02/19/18 6:44:21 PM
#66
TopicITT pics of me picking up girls
ScofieldReturns
02/19/18 12:12:21 AM
#8
KainWind posted...
Most of them appear to still be on the ground.


Nope they're in heaven ;)
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TopicSo I got stood up.
ScofieldReturns
02/18/18 4:47:57 PM
#21
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
ScofieldReturns posted...
This is why I just have girls meet me at my apt for dates

That's just creepy.


And yet girls always do it...
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Topichave you ever banged a 10?
ScofieldReturns
02/17/18 9:58:35 PM
#16
r4X0r posted...
Banged one then married her.

gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Yup. Married to one.


You guys have to say that but I don't believe you for a second lol
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TopicSo I got stood up.
ScofieldReturns
02/17/18 6:29:21 PM
#18
This is why I just have girls meet me at my apt for dates
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Topicthis hot 20 year old blonde girl would rather sleep in her car than with me
ScofieldReturns
02/17/18 3:57:38 PM
#8
Ugh she had her period all over my toilet too...
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TopicI only sleep with porn stars
ScofieldReturns
02/11/18 6:08:54 PM
#21
TopicI can't stop watching the Lana Rhoades step sister porn vid
ScofieldReturns
02/10/18 9:39:35 PM
#3
TopicI can't stop watching the Lana Rhoades step sister porn vid
ScofieldReturns
02/10/18 8:49:23 PM
#1
"I cant have sex with you...youre my brother!" Just the way she says that is so hot...
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TopicAsian guy: "White girls only."
ScofieldReturns
02/02/18 11:57:17 PM
#1
TopicI kissed this girl and then she gave me a thumbs up
ScofieldReturns
01/30/18 10:12:53 AM
#1
Wtf does that mean?!
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TopicI tried to pick up porn star Lana rhoades
ScofieldReturns
01/28/18 9:12:43 PM
#4
I'm at the porn convention, saw her at the bar, made a move...
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TopicI tried to pick up porn star Lana rhoades
ScofieldReturns
01/28/18 9:05:58 PM
#1
I was unsuccessful.
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TopicI think my long distance girlfriend just broke up with me
ScofieldReturns
01/22/18 5:48:11 PM
#1
Didn't answer when I called last wk, but I didn't think much of it. Called today and it went straight to voicemail. Checked and she has me blocked on all social media now. :(
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TopicI'm gonna do it, I'm going to ask a girl to hang out with me.
ScofieldReturns
01/21/18 7:02:11 PM
#22
What did you send/what did she reply?

I'll tell you what you did wrong and correct it
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TopicI can't wait until all millenials die
ScofieldReturns
01/21/18 6:54:48 PM
#1
I just can't stand em
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TopicNothing is a bigger turnoff for me than when a girl burps
ScofieldReturns
01/20/18 10:44:35 AM
#1
If we're having dinner and the girl burps, I will literally get up and walk away. Once I was about to have sex with a girl and she burped while taking her clothes off, I asked her to put them back on and leave.
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Topici buy $400 blazers, $500 shoes and $1000 watches
ScofieldReturns
01/20/18 10:21:30 AM
#9
Ulyanyx posted...
watches are the only thing i can agree with costing a lot, because the clockwerks etc are insanely small and take skill to create imo (at least custom watches and shit, not bland crap)

the fact that shoes, shirts, etc are all simple fabrics that just need to be shaped i can never agree with

literally a plain white gucci t-shirt: https://puu.sh/z5JyW/b34a8f3ae8.png

if anyone spends this kind of money on name brand stuff, they're either idiots obsessed with being "in" in the fashion world, or they have more than enough money to spend on shit like this.

it's like yeezys, they're just shoes that people willingly fork hundreds of dollars over for, when they could get decent looking shoes that provide the same function from anywhere between 60-200 bucks


Tc here.

I don't buy any "name brand stuff". All my shirts are custom made to my measurements in America from European cloth. All my blazers are made from Italian fabrics and half canvassed so they mold to the shape of your body over time. All my shoes are goodyearwelted so they can literally last a lifetime and are made of full grain leathers and custom designed and imported from spain.

Shoes, shirts and blazers can be just as intricately made as watches.
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TopicSince I worked over time and did double time for Christmas....
ScofieldReturns
01/03/18 1:13:22 AM
#5
Is that a lot of money?
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TopicDo single mothers have sex with their kid awake in the next room?
ScofieldReturns
01/03/18 12:29:20 AM
#1
This just seems weird to me
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TopicI want an Asian James bond
ScofieldReturns
12/30/17 7:53:34 AM
#1
Next logical step
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Topicthis asian girl hit on me today and it was super cringey
ScofieldReturns
12/28/17 9:01:25 PM
#14
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Burgess posted...
It's nice that you stay close to your mom.


do you think you're funny or something...

Lost_All_Senses posted...
So I guess she wasn't cute based on how you're talk about her


she was pretty cute, it's just such a turnoff that she does it in such an awkward manner. Also, being asian myself i'm not attracted to most asian women


Didn't know that was a thing. Im a mutt and very attracted to both of my races women :3


It's an Asian thing. Asian men aren't attracted to Asian women and Asian women aren't attracted to Asian men. It's part of the reasoning why Asian men have it the hardest in the dating game...even their own women aren't attracted to them
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TopicWtf is my life... Real life exchange.
ScofieldReturns
12/01/17 4:48:23 AM
#11
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
this is what happens when you're not a pick up artist and don't understand attraction at a high enough level. if you did you'd know no one wants what they can easily have and she was just testing you for how entitled you are and how easily she could have you. if you had said something like "well, maybe if you played your cards right, you'll get to take me home tonight" you'd be banging her right now


But like I really want to hit you now joke or not.


that's fine but what i said is still absolutely true. learn better for next time.


Eh, Idk. I've struck out this month but normally do ok. Normally anyone I've heard say pick up artist or play hard to get strikes out every night.

SnoozeLord posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
this is what happens when you're not a pick up artist and don't understand attraction at a high enough level. if you did you'd know no one wants what they can easily have and she was just testing you for how entitled you are and how easily she could have you. if you had said something like "well, maybe if you played your cards right, you'll get to take me home tonight" you'd be banging her right now


But like I really want to hit you now joke or not.

I tldr; @ that and your post made me lol


Im not sure if you make no sense or I'm too drunk but I'm home now and you said lol so I like you.


Striking out is fine...but not understanding why you're striking out is not fine. Along the same lines, having sex doesnt mean you have game or understand game. It's a technique and process, reaching the same end result doesn't mean you have the right process/technique
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TopicSo I just found out I live next to a pornstar.
ScofieldReturns
11/14/17 3:04:27 PM
#10
Mr_MacPhisto posted...
Her stage name is Richelle. Not her real name obviously.


Richelle ryan?
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TopicI'm transheight
ScofieldReturns
11/14/17 11:57:27 AM
#1
I identify as 6 inches taller than I am
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TopicTfw you order something full price only for it to drop to 50% off two days later
ScofieldReturns
11/14/17 11:20:13 AM
#5
Who the fuck ever buys anything at full retail price..m
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TopicWhy do people keep saying Kevin spacey will never work again?
ScofieldReturns
11/12/17 11:33:11 PM
#1
There's no such thing as bad publicity
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TopicHow often do you wash your bed sheets?
ScofieldReturns
11/12/17 3:29:47 PM
#26
ThirdGender posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
you guys really wash it that much? i wash mine maybe twice a year. but i shower before going to bed


And all you do is go to sleep in bed?


Most of the sex I have is first night lays, so I'm either on vacation or it's on my couch
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TopicMy parents always told me to be myself but now
ScofieldReturns
11/11/17 12:52:10 AM
#3
Terra posted...
Do you go around and proudly tell everyone that you're a pervert?
If not, maybe that's what's missing.


I absolutely do, I always tell girls I'm an asshole and a pervert. That way they can't hold it against me when I say something mean or perverted
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TopicMy parents always told me to be myself but now
ScofieldReturns
11/11/17 12:46:00 AM
#1
I'm not allowed to be a pervert all of a sudden...
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Topicmy dumb fuck neighbor bought a security sign/sticker but not the security system
ScofieldReturns
10/21/17 4:41:30 PM
#21
IdiotMachine posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Doesn't that seem at all paranoid?

Eh. $25/mo is worth it.


Pics of your setup?
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TopicCryptocurrency is way too tough to learn, I'm too stupid
ScofieldReturns
10/21/17 4:37:45 PM
#4
TopicCryptocurrency is way too tough to learn, I'm too stupid
ScofieldReturns
10/21/17 4:15:38 PM
#2
TopicCryptocurrency is way too tough to learn, I'm too stupid
ScofieldReturns
10/21/17 3:50:25 PM
#1
I'm definitely not buying something I don't understand, I'm not that stupid...
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Topicis there ever a point where rent is so cheap it's not worth buying a house?
ScofieldReturns
10/16/17 2:31:17 PM
#2
TopicIs it possible to use my foreskin as a condom?
ScofieldReturns
10/16/17 2:30:53 PM
#1
TopicHad the most horrific dream about this girl I'm crushing on
ScofieldReturns
10/15/17 1:17:50 AM
#3
TopicHad the most horrific dream about this girl I'm crushing on
ScofieldReturns
10/14/17 7:07:06 PM
#1
Was waiting in line to use the bathroom (only one stall, no urinals) behind one guy. Then my crush opens the stall, turns out the guy in front of me was her boyfriend. She tells him to come in and smell it because it's so bad. He says to spray something to cover up the smell but it doesn't work. She says one sec she has to go back for seconds and closes the stall door again. Her boyfriend tries to make awkward small talk with me.
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TopicA bat flew into my car tonight (pic)
ScofieldReturns
10/14/17 2:21:53 AM
#13
I believe you have an obligation to become Batman now
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TopicMy ex gfs next ex bf walked into the gym, saw me turned 360 set and walked out
ScofieldReturns
10/09/17 11:34:56 PM
#1
They broke up last wk. I tried to warn him she was insane...
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TopicStruggling with an internal debate: should I watch porn now or later
ScofieldReturns
10/01/17 7:58:57 PM
#4
Turbam posted...
Now and later.


I'm 31, that's not happening

DanHarenChamp posted...
i have literally the exact same thoughts at the exact same time. Im exhausted, I need a good beating, but i dont wanna get sleepy and pass out right now, might as well wait a few hours for night


I wouldn't mind a good nap tbh...but prolly shouldn't sleep
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TopicStruggling with an internal debate: should I watch porn now or later
ScofieldReturns
10/01/17 7:54:00 PM
#1
Each have their pros and cons
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TopicI have to write a million word essay due in a year and haven't event started yet
ScofieldReturns
09/21/17 8:34:10 PM
#1
TopicIs the redpill subreddit a good place to get advice on how to talk to women?
ScofieldReturns
09/17/17 1:41:20 PM
#4
Just ask me your questions man, I'll help you out :)
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TopicWhat countrys' women find Asian men irresistable?
ScofieldReturns
09/17/17 6:21:25 AM
#1
My average looking white friends can literally go walk the street anywhere in the world and get girls hitting on them. I want to know what that feels like...
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TopicThe last girl I had sex with had the same name as my sister
ScofieldReturns
09/16/17 7:05:27 AM
#1
She also kinda looked like her...
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TopicSo a girl I've been seeing started calling me "daddy"
ScofieldReturns
09/14/17 1:16:18 PM
#3
One of those things that I thought would turn me off in theory, but in practice is such a major turn on...
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