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Topicmaeve wiley whoa O_O
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 3:44:46 PM
#1
i'd let her bite me any time

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TopicIs it sexist if I dont care if my gf fucks other girls, but I do if its a guy?
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 3:04:32 AM
#21
as a seduction scientist, i'll tell you right now that's a slippery slope. while i understand why you don't care, from her POV she's still sharing physically with other people. that means the dam has already been broken and it increases her chances of sleeping with another guy, leading to your definition of what would qualify as cheating. i've slept with plenty of girls in the same situation you're putting your girlfriend in, and ill tell you that once she gets used to sleeping with other people regularly, it is very likely to eventually wouldn't make a difference to her whether it's a guy or a girl.

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Topicsometimes i think i'm the most screwed up person in the world
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 2:45:08 AM
#1
i grew up insanely sheltered (my parents still tell me i'm too young to date at age 33) and never learned all the normal stuff. once i graduated college i decided to try and fix that, so i took the engineer's approach...and broke it down and learned it scientifically. this led me to become a pick up artist, or seduction scientist. people say dating is about making connections...but it's really about chemistry, as in the science. i've had lots of fun and adventures...but once the curtain is peeled back you can't go back to believing the wizard of oz is all powerful any more. this means that i have a lot of trouble experiencing feelings of love because i understand the feelings and what causes them too well. sometimes i think about what it was like as a teenager and to see someone you had a crush on and feel your heart flutter and how much simpler things were back then, as ignorant as i was

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Topicwhy is it that in high school tv shows, teens are always having sex?
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 2:37:30 AM
#7
bigtiggie23 posted...
Actually in my high school it was like 80% of the girls were having sex with about 30% of the guys.

You must be mistaken, they made everyone sign abstinence pledges remember

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Topicwhy is it that in high school tv shows, teens are always having sex?
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 2:27:32 AM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Like, literally in the school?

No, in general

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Topicwhy is it that in high school tv shows, teens are always having sex?
ScofieldReturns
06/22/20 2:12:18 AM
#1
that's so unrealistic, teens weren't allowed to have sex in high school lol

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Topicis it wrong that when girls do that fake bj motion with their hands/mouth/cheek
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 11:03:13 PM
#3
Proofpyros posted...
It's supposed to though

Then why does it feel so wrong...

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Topicis it wrong that when girls do that fake bj motion with their hands/mouth/cheek
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 10:46:42 PM
#1
it really turns me on?

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TopicWho tf actually plays music during sex
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 9:19:55 PM
#1
I want to be able to hear the girl

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Topicmy friends keep making fun of me because i thought Space X was a netflix show
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 8:49:42 PM
#4
mustachedmystic posted...
I don't see how that's an excuse.Space X has been launching rockets for many years, and has been landing their first stages for a couple of years now. Do you just not pay attention?

The joke is how ignorant I am of the news...as in I completely ignore it

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Topicmy friends keep making fun of me because i thought Space X was a netflix show
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 8:37:19 PM
#1
a while back the group chat convo went like this

friend: reminder guys, Space X launches in an hour!
me: i heard it got terrible reviews but steve carrell is in it
friend: what?
me: the new netflix show you're talking about
everyone: hahahaha

not my fault space force launched around the same time and has a confusingly similar name =(

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Topicim 33 and have never brought a girl home to meet my parents (or even sister)
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 6:51:35 PM
#6
Choco posted...
it's only weird if you have actually decent parents

I dont

gunplagirl posted...
You still live at home?

No

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Topicim 33 and have never brought a girl home to meet my parents (or even sister)
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 6:46:33 PM
#1
is that weird?

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Topicdo you think tala ashe is hot?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 4:30:59 PM
#6
DarthAragorn posted...
Very, yes

And original Zari is best Arrowverse girl

nice, i'd choose sara lance any day tho

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Topicdo you think tala ashe is hot?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 3:10:41 AM
#1
Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:46:52 AM
#23
Guide posted...
Effort is the opposite of comfort, man. I'd have to look up what cashmere and a blazer are, again.

The thing about effort is once you've put in enough of it, at some point it becomes effortless. The more you do something, the easier it becomes

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:46:12 AM
#22
SF_Okami posted...
Eh, you are assuming too much. High Price does not equal comparable quality (See Common Projects) and there are certainly things made by my favorite brands I dislike, a lot actually.

I think we just have very different tastes in style

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:36:46 AM
#19
Guide posted...
While dressing up falls under the umbrella of dressing well, I didn't specify either. I get that you can dress for casual occasions, or just for going out; I just never want to ever. Comfort is supreme. I'd go out in pajamas if it wouldn't draw attention.

There are ways to dress well and comfortably. My favorite line of jeans is the banana Republic rapid movement denim...those p much feel like pajamas. Throw on a cashmere blazer and it feels more comfy than pjs

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:35:20 AM
#18
SF_Okami posted...
Streetwear is more my style. I will stick with my Yeezys and Kenzo

Theres plenty of ways to dress well in street ware, your issue is separate in that you consider high price equivalent to high quality and think anything by your favorite trendy brands look good

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:31:43 AM
#15
Bestoffuture posted...
Naw. I got two nice suits. I bust those out like once a year. Everything else is trash clothes.

Politics posted...
Usually, but right now I am bumming around in a t shirt and gym shorts >_>

Guide posted...
I know how, if I need to, but I'd prefer to never need to.

Dressing well is not the same as dressing up guys, but it is easier to dress well as you dress up, but the fact yall conflate the two just shows a lack of imagination

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:18:47 AM
#10
au_gold posted...
Imagine wearing clothes.

KStateKing17 posted...
It's too damn hot for all that fancy shit.

You can still dress well in hot weather. A well fitting pair of shorts, henley, summer time belt and dive watch looks amazing. And when it cools off at night, a nice linen (or silk as i prefer) blazer will have you look sharp w.o overheating

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:12:03 AM
#7
Questionmarktarius posted...
Nope.
Not even close.

Weddings, funerals, and job interviews are the only times my shirt has buttons.

Well I haven't worn a dress shirt in just over a year now lol

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:11:28 AM
#6
MedeaLysistrata posted...
what's your take on women who dress poorly? i would assume you would care but i guess the avg guy doesn't

A well dressed girl def elevates her, but I dont dock girls who don't know how to dress too harshly. Because that is very easy to change and teach them. Looks and personality are a lot harder to change

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:08:20 AM
#3
MedeaLysistrata posted...
i'm too poor to afford nice clothes

Well the answer would still be no, but I'm sorry to hear that. Clothes can get p cheap if you shop at like gap super sales

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Topicdo you consider yourself a well dressed man?
ScofieldReturns
06/21/20 1:05:30 AM
#1
hint: if you don't own a blazer, the answer is you are not. and if you don't know the difference between a blazer and a suit jacket, you most definitely are not

disclaimer: i am using the word blazer interchangeably with the word sportcoat to dumb down my men's wear jargon to this board's level

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TopicFor the average man that can talk how easy is it to get with woman?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 11:56:07 PM
#18
ReggieBush09 posted...
I have a type. My type doesn't do that. in five mins. I"m going upper echelon.

that's what i'm telling you...there is no "type" of any kind of girl who wouldn't do that in 5 min for the right guy in the right scenario

the girls ive slept with after a short period of time tell me stories of the guys that put them on a pedestal and have chased after them for years

it's simply not mentally healthy to

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


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TopicFor the average man that can talk how easy is it to get with woman?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 11:39:12 PM
#14
ReggieBush09 posted...
okay I gotcha. Im understanding now. Is their a google page with this?. We talking average man here for CE its' much lower right.

Me as a consummate virgin. I have had none. I"m thinking you got this right on the dot. We talking average man not above average. I"m probably just an average joe then. in terms of average

You have to research all of the components individually. Hardly anyone is in the top tier of every component. When you build up the competetion like this in your head its not healthy. You have to learn to accept yourself and love yourself for what you excel in and your flaws

ReggieBush09 posted...
But we got escorts and prostitutes. Thats not really a body count. that's a shameful way to do it.

I"m talking walking up to woman talking them into sex something the average man is in incapable of. But they are thots and whores. But those don't count.

The woman I"m talking about are the ones you have to conquerer because those woman are hot.

Viewing women that way is also not healthy. For every girl there is a guy and a situation she would bang him after knowing him for 5 min or less. Girls are people too and complicated. Don't view women as easy or hard to get...because that often depends on the scenario she has been placed in

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TopicFor the average man that can talk how easy is it to get with woman?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 11:22:20 PM
#9
ReggieBush09 posted...
So what you guys are saying as CEMAN that the average man doesn't get laid.........

So is that CHAD MEME TRUE? lol.

but I go on other sites dudes are clueless or just wanna smash n dash. it's really a fucked up world no wonder woman are so sketch dealing with this shit.

The average number of sexual partners for a male in his entire life is 4-5 and I'm willing to bet the average hotness is quite low

As a seduction scientist I've studied, observed and participated in this stuff for a decade now

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TopicFor the average man that can talk how easy is it to get with woman?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 10:37:31 PM
#5
ReggieBush09 posted...
I think that the average man is not like CE.......soooooooooo............I can walk outside my house now and won't find a CE man for miles man.

Give it up CE isn't normal.

What's average is a man being able to talk to woman having a big bank account and probably a six inch dick. I"m pretty sure lil dicks aren't normal either. but it happens man.

you can remove CE.....the average guy still doesn't have a big bank account or a 6 inch dick or know how to talk to girls

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TopicFor the average man that can talk how easy is it to get with woman?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 9:57:44 PM
#2
ReggieBush09 posted...
If you have the big dick and big bank account?

ReggieBush09 posted... average man

pick one

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Topicwould you bang kristen stewart?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 8:16:33 PM
#1
either prime or current day, any era, doesn't matter

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 6:39:49 PM
#28
Conflict posted...
what is there not to understand? there's literally one on every item you get from the grocery store

you wouldn't just have an individual panel lying around, they're literally printed on the cartons, jugs, bottles, bags, packages, etc. for the products you buy from the grocery store. how you managed to go 26 years without noticing these is baffling

Like I said, extremely sheltered and raised in ignorance of certain concepts. Do you have any idea how many words/numbers are on every single package? Do you ask yourself what every number or sentence means? Do you try to decipher the code behind bar codes? I just assumed it was jibberish

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 6:28:41 PM
#26
Conflict posted...
lmao he says "a nutrition fact panel" like there's one specific panel for every single food item

see, that's how badly i still don't understand it...

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TopicAnyone use the oven for heating up nachos?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 6:11:26 PM
#3
How have you gone that long w.o a microwave?

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 6:04:59 PM
#21
Dragon239 posted...
And how old are you now

33, ive been monitoring my calories for the last 5ish years since I noticed my metabolism slowing down. Also trying to properly measure out nutrient proportions in my meals. Still had no clue what a protein was until a couple years ago.

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 6:03:38 PM
#20
DuranOfForcena posted...
how is this possible

Why would I have a nutrition fact panel around, let alone read it? Remember my parents were immigrants, 95% of the reading material in our house was a foreign language

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:56:43 PM
#17
Woodger posted...
Surely you had seen a fat person and wondered what was going on there?

No why would I wonder? My parents actually worshipped being fat, because it meant you were privileged enough to be able to eat enough to get fat. They were thoroughly disappointed at how skinny I was and told me every single day. Like I said, abusive household

JBaLLEN66 posted...
You didnt eat as much as you thought

Nowhere in this topic did I say I ate that much...i said I ate poorly and over proper calories

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:45:53 PM
#12
TheGoldenState posted...
alright

story time about your upbringing

I've said it multiple times, my parents were foreign and grew up in a time where everything they knew they learned from old wives tales. They also grew up poor and thought it was a miracle I could eat until I was full at all and didn't care much beyond that. I grew up in a very abusive household

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:42:47 PM
#10
Cheese_Crackers posted...
Its pretty bad that your school health class never mentioned this stuff.

They may have mentioned it, but my mom just told me it was a lie and not to worry about it (she did that a lot on multiple subjects, resulting in me being very sheltered)

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


No one ever told me. I also used to just eat desserts as full meals. As long as I was full I thought the food did its purpose

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I did not

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:36:48 PM
#6
TheGoldenState posted...
you didnt understand food is energy until you were 26?

Thats literally all I knew. I didn't realize it was possible to overeat or that certain foods had more calories than others. For example, I would eat about 20 strips of bacon for 1 meal

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:25:18 PM
#4
Coloradough posted...
a "naturally fast metabolism" only burns about 100-200cal more a day, and it's more to do with you moving more in general than someone with a "slow" metabolism

you just didn't eat as much as you think you ate

I def didn't eat that much, but what I did eat was still only taco bell and donuts

I only eat about 1200 calories a day now

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Topicwhat should i get from shake shack?
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:15:10 PM
#15
ugh i ate it all and now i feel so gross

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Topici wasn't aware of the concept of calories until i was 26
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 5:13:25 PM
#1
no one had ever told me

i used to have a naturally fast metabolism and could just eat taco bell and donuts every day and not gain much weight. sadly my metabolism slowed down and now i actually have to monitor that stuff

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TopicWhen I hit it off with a woman at the bar:
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 1:13:08 PM
#4
Are you going to bars now? Haven't been in almost 4 month, longest in like 10 years

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Topiccomprehensive list of all the tv shows i've binged this quarantine
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 12:50:41 PM
#14
MabusIncarnate posted...
What did you think of Undone? It's next on my list to watch

i loved it, nice quick thoughtful show with lots of style. unique premise and can't go wrong with bob odenkirk

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Topiccomprehensive list of all the tv shows i've binged this quarantine
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 12:38:05 PM
#12
SuperExcitebike posted...
Did Avenue 5 get better?

It stayed consistently good. Its probably an easier binge than to watch weekly.

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TopicMy female friend said she was going on a date last night, texted her at midnight
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 12:34:09 PM
#1
its now 9:30 am and she still hasn't replied...do you think she's OK? Should I file a police report

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Topiccomprehensive list of all the tv shows i've binged this quarantine
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 12:29:59 PM
#10
HotLap posted...
What were your favorites?

I liked almost all of them, was careful to research before watching and I stopped watching stuff I didn't like lol. Harley quinn was the one that surprised me most

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Topiccomprehensive list of all the tv shows i've binged this quarantine
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 12:05:06 PM
#8
Topicimagine dating a girl named debra, what an ugly name lmao
ScofieldReturns
06/20/20 2:34:32 AM
#6
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