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| Topic | found a bunch of long blonde hairs in my couch cushions today |
| ScofieldReturns 12/27/18 8:21:14 AM #1 | only a couple black hairs and a single red strand...really lets you know my taste in girls lol --- |
| Topic | incels are a truly terrifying group |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 9:13:46 PM #21 | joestarrr posted... zero self awareness and multiply it by a million zero times a million is still just zero lol --- |
| Topic | Anyone want a giftcard to Subway? |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 9:11:15 PM #18 | |
| Topic | just fucking owned my land lady in the court of law |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 7:45:10 PM #1 | she tried to raise the rent on me with only 30 days notice. the law is that it's supposed to be 60 days notice if it's more than 10% raise and she's raising it 11% on me. so i called her up, told her and she said "i'm pretty sure it's 30 days", so i recited the code and subsection to her and she said "oh, that's right, my fault". told her i wasn't going to pay the increased rent for another 2 months and she said "yeah that's fine" i sure showed her who's boss! --- |
| Topic | Anyone want a giftcard to Subway? |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 6:21:43 PM #6 | a spanish magician got on stage and then announced he was going to vanish on the count of 3. he started counting "uno....dos..." and then a cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated the spanish magician was gone. the spanish magician had disappeared without a tres. --- |
| Topic | it's officially halloween month, here's a pic of me making out with the devil |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 4:51:41 PM #1 | |
| Topic | It's now official, I have a girlfriend! |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 3:30:15 AM #26 | Crepes posted... Can you explain this metaphorical pain to me? it's the existential type --- |
| Topic | girl: i would never go out with this actor because he's too short for me |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 3:29:24 AM #1 | |
| Topic | At what point do you give up on hooking up with girls? |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 3:17:40 AM #6 | GS4Life posted... I'll have you know I haven't learned a damn thing in my life. never too late. i was 23 (32 now) when i started and thought i was way behind the curve (on average i was), but there are a ton of pick up guys that are 27-30's --- |
| Topic | At what point do you give up on hooking up with girls? |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 3:00:07 AM #2 | GS4Life posted... But moral of the story is at some point you have to realize yeah you're just not good at that whole flirting/romance thing. that's when you learn how to be good at it. no shame in being bad at talking to women, major shame if that's what you want to be able to do but don't take steps towards it. it's why i became a pick up artist --- |
| Topic | So, if you shoot a guy while he's falling to his certain death... |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 2:49:24 AM #10 | DD Divine posted... Isnt this in Vanilla Sky? are you thinking about magnolia --- |
| Topic | that show barry about the assassin/actor is just like my life |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 2:48:35 AM #1 | except replace being an assassin with being a pick up artist and replace actor with engineer --- |
| Topic | It's now official, I have a girlfriend! |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 2:29:00 AM #23 | Crepes posted... Let him enjoy it while he can. Jesus you people just like to suck the life out of everything. Surprised any of you can get out of bed with how negative you see the world. being realistic is never a bad thing. it can help save you from a world of pain, both metaphorically, physically and emotionally --- |
| Topic | It's now official, I have a girlfriend! |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 2:17:01 AM #15 | Super Slash posted... ScofieldReturns posted...you...just met for the first time and immediately made it an official relationship....? since you dont have the relationship experience to know this, i'll just tell you there's a massive difference between being with someone and texting with someone. go ahead and learn that lesson for yourself, but you will learn it. --- |
| Topic | It's now official, I have a girlfriend! |
| ScofieldReturns 10/01/18 2:08:24 AM #9 | you...just met for the first time and immediately made it an official relationship....? --- |
| Topic | C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 11:54:35 PM #15 | NonDairyMiltank posted... ScofieldReturns posted...you wish you had my skills of seduction -for privacy reasons -what about the pics where the girl and i are kissing, pretty sure they're not telling me to fuck off there -no clue how else i could have so many pictures of someone in such intimate moments other than if it were actually me. but again, privacy reasons -how so? i've studied the science of attraction and skills of seduction for 9+ years --- |
| Topic | C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 7:47:00 PM #8 | WhyGiveUp posted... I've been in a happy serious relationship for almost 3 years with someone I'm deeply in love with. So I guess yes? fair enough --- |
| Topic | C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 7:39:51 PM #5 | LanHikari10 posted... Aren't you the guy that makes up a bunch of stories? What part of them makes you think they're made up... --- |
| Topic | C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 7:38:33 PM #3 | |
| Topic | C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 7:04:13 PM #1 | |
| Topic | instagram model flew into my town for a photoshoot, we set up a date for tonight |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 5:40:31 PM #4 | Burgess posted... So is she taking pics for a skin cream looked like skateboarding but who knows SauI_Goodman posted... You were her #2 in case her #1 flaked on her. He did not. entirely possible --- |
| Topic | instagram model flew into my town for a photoshoot, we set up a date for tonight |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 5:35:52 PM #1 | |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:54:54 PM #18 | MagnusX posted... Because that mostly only happens in the minds of outraged dudes, not in reality. it happened to aziz ansari. im sure it's happened somewhere to someone. it will happen again. --- |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:51:13 PM #15 | i feel like people aren't even reading the topic post. what part of "minor transgression getting blown out of proportion" dont you people get --- |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:43:35 PM #11 | GameboyTroy posted... That's a false accusation. If he never raped anyone before then he should clear his name. he's talking about the ethics committee for the BAR. that's still a pain to go through, even if false Tupacrulez posted... Should we start with posting pictures of people online without their permission? im gonna start censoring out the girls faces --- |
| Topic | ughhhh landlord just increased the rent price by 11.1%... |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 12:38:20 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Tfw no gf |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 11:58:50 AM #32 | Pretty sure one of my pick up artist pro tips was to get a girl's number instead of giving her yours, but sure go ahead and continue to ignore the advice --- |
| Topic | wait, some people actually wipe their butts without standing up...wtf |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 11:39:44 AM #16 | Mr_Biscuit posted... I stand up but Im aware that its just because Ive been doing it for like 25 years and is probably not as efficient it's the most efficient method if you stand up AND bend over. you have all the space and the cheeks are spread --- |
| Topic | wait, some people actually wipe their butts without standing up...wtf |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 11:23:55 AM #9 | mobile_jukester posted... So I don't compress remnants of any shit between my ass cheeks. HashtagTartarus posted... I used to stand up to wipe, and then I realized that standing up squeezes the ass cheeks together and makes things more messy. Now I'm much cleaner. Sometimes I'll even do what I like to call "The Devil's Wet Willy" to get extra clean. you stand up and bend over...wtf some people stand up and dont bend over to wipe..? --- |
| Topic | wait, some people actually wipe their butts without standing up...wtf |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 10:50:21 AM #1 | |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 9:43:34 AM #8 | Nidhoggr posted... One of my friends is having a melt down right now because he kissed a girl in front of her mother, and her mother went and reported him for rape. He's never even had sex before lol. So right now he's freaking out because he wants to be a lawyer and he will have to explain a rape accusation on his record. That's a nightmare --- |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 3:10:59 AM #3 | FurryPhilosifer posted... If you're not sure about something being sexual assault or not I specified minor. Like taking a girls hand, having her freak out and report me for hand rape --- |
| Topic | i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 3:06:12 AM #1 | too concerned about accidentally committing a minor transgression and having it blow up (not that i consider any of the current transgressions minor transgressions) --- |
| Topic | anyone else get really turned off finding out their favorite porn star has a kid |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:23:39 AM #5 | UnfairRepresent posted... Every porn star you ever watch was someone's daughter. yes, what's the problem with that....? Raikuro posted... do people really watch porn with the mindset of dating the actors lol yes, i do --- |
| Topic | anyone else get really turned off finding out their favorite porn star has a kid |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:21:40 AM #1 | |
| Topic | tbh i like the feeling of getting my balls licked more than the feeling of sex |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:20:37 AM #6 | 1337toothbrush posted... ScofieldReturns posted...i can closely simulate the feelings of sex with my hand it's relative, more closely than i can simulate the feeling of having my balls licked --- |
| Topic | tbh i like the feeling of getting my balls licked more than the feeling of sex |
| ScofieldReturns 09/30/18 1:12:33 AM #1 | i can closely simulate the feelings of sex with my hand, but everything i've tried to simulate the feeling of getting my balls licked doesn't even come close to the real thing --- |
| Topic | when iwas younger we said if my friend ever got rich i could live in his mansion |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 10:56:22 PM #5 | GigaSPX posted... That's repulsive to sue your friend for something as pathetic as this. its a joke man, chill --- |
| Topic | when iwas younger we said if my friend ever got rich i could live in his mansion |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 10:47:01 PM #1 | well he hit it big (he's a big time genius with 150 IQ) and just bought his first mansion. i texted him to see if the offer was still on the table and he replied "haha i remember those days". um...is that a no? can i sue him if he doesn't agree...it was only like 12 years ago we made this deal lol --- |
| Topic | what should i watch next: maniac, american vandal, dark, or glow? |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 4:46:59 PM #3 | RebelElite791 posted... Dark, with subs. was that actually that good? others have been on my list for a while, but never heard of dark til today --- |
| Topic | what should i watch next: maniac, american vandal, dark, or glow? |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 4:42:50 PM #1 | What next on netflix? - Results (4 votes)
maniac
50% (2 votes)
2
american vandal
25% (1 vote)
1
dark
25% (1 vote)
1
glow
0% (0 votes)
0
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| Topic | JJ Abrams made a WW2 Nazi Zombie movie called Overlord. We should watch it. |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 4:03:10 PM #8 | Burgess posted... Also this is supposed to be a Cloverfield universe movie. its actually not --- |
| Topic | No_U_L7 is warned |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:58:26 PM #42 | VipaGTS posted... Yea and youre creepy. so youre saying you have no reasoning for your irrational thinking. ok. --- |
| Topic | how would you react if your entire bridal party flashed everyone like this? |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:47:08 PM #32 | Tupacrulez posted... Hey TC, what engineering firm do you work at that women show up in backless dresses? makes sense that a construction worker would have terrible reading comprehension --- |
| Topic | No_U_L7 is warned |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:17:54 PM #40 | Jiggy101011 posted... whats to understand? Its creepy. im very open about sex, attraction and the ways i've learned to do it. nothing wrong with that, shaming people for wanting to get better with women is what leads to unhappy people who are afraid to speak out --- |
| Topic | for the sake of diversity, here's a pic of me hitting on a black girl |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:14:40 PM #10 | Burgess posted... Why is your face melted. Is it because of your glowing hard on. i moved during the pic i guess, saves me the trouble of having to censor it --- |
| Topic | No_U_L7 is warned |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:06:36 PM #35 | VipaGTS posted... Dude is weird. Either way he comes off as creepy. i post my stories on CE, people cry that they aren't real because no one talks like that. i post the pick up concepts i use in those interactions to show why i talk like that and why the girls respond positively, people still cry it's not real. so i post pics of me with the girls to show it's all real...and people still cry and complain. i just dont understand --- |
| Topic | for the sake of diversity, here's a pic of me hitting on a black girl |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 3:01:39 PM #7 | rikasa posted... azn guys get so overly excited when girls like them. why does it have to be "azn", why cant it just be "some guys" --- |
| Topic | for the sake of diversity, here's a pic of me hitting on a black girl |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 2:45:27 PM #1 | |
| Topic | how would you react if your entire bridal party flashed everyone like this? |
| ScofieldReturns 09/29/18 2:21:06 PM #28 | Comfy_Pillow posted... the confusion is you thinking butt cheeks are privates. you are allowed to wear a backless dress in an office. you wouldn't get in trouble, but people may look at you weird. if you show your butt cheeks in an office, you are getting written up by HR. some body parts are more private than others, doesn't mean butt cheeks aren't still private. not sure why that's so hard to understand --- |
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