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put her on the bed and do it

Nyc was already dirty and fucked up before the Democrats showed up.

did her sister see the pic though? what do u think

yeah, you can't mention big boobs and not show pics. should edit your first post and take that part out at least.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

"I can't help but thinking about what your sisters juicy tits look like without clothes. Can you hook me up with a pic so that I can get over this obsession? I feel like it's necessary for me to be able to focus on you again"

Lol wife would cuss me out if I said that

Strider102 posted...

You need to do this. The balance has been shifted. Your wife and her sister has seen your dirty pics. You however have only seen wife's dirty pics. If the balance isn't restored who knows what could happen! Explain to your wife it's unfair to you and it's the only way.

Hmmm how do i bring it up though

IloveJesus posted...

Why would you marry somebody who hates justice?

Ha good point. Maybe I will try it. Her sister has a really nice rack.

was her sister lying? i kind of think she was

Lol idk how to bring
Lost_All_Senses posted...

Naw, you're being silly. You're good to go

Lol i just dont know how to bring it up

Gakk86 posted...

Bust it out in front of her sister and ask her if she recognizes it.

Lol I should, but it's on my wife's phone

I was in the background of a pic my wife took and wife didn't notice, or so she claims.

Ha I would love to ask for a pic of her sister, but wife will get pissed.

50% hardcore fans, 50% kids and casual viewers. Bunch of nerds for the most part though.

It was in a collection of pictures she had and she sent it along with some pics of her in this dress she was trying on. I asked her sister if she saw it because my wife told her to delete it, and sister said no. But she has been acting strange, like she won't look me in the eye any more and isn't talking to me as much. Kind of makes me wonder if she was lying. Thoughts?

Pretty to look at, but good luck getting one of them to date you unless you are rich.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

When you say this, it's like you're basically telling us you'll throw away any constructive criticism.

If you mean I probably won't listen to it, you're right. Doesn't mean I will argue though.

AirFresh posted...

Well, my personal stance on this is a because they attractive college students doesn't mean they are stuck up, per say.

Eh, but I've met them though. My wife is friendly, laid back, easy to talk to. All these girls want to do is talk about themselves.

EDIT

Told my dad I would probably say something they wouldn't like because I'm not going to kiss anyone's ass.

Brother and cousins are all dating these stuck up, all about me, skinny college girls. Also, had some female couins that re like this -- Girls that wouldn't talk to me when I was in college and that gave me attitude when I tried to talk to them, but now, now that they're dating a relative, I have to be cool with them and talk to them and now it's okay to talk to me?

Fuck them. I didn't go around my family this holiday season because I can't stand being around those types.

Feel free to bash / criticize / make fun, like I know most will do.

Yes, people have been killed over this.

well yeah, but people asked why i chose walmart instead of a real jewelry store

Because I'm not a rich man

Last time I did it it wasn't so bad, but this time they sent me the wrong thing. Trying to decide if I should send it back or keep it, anniversary is in 5 days, probably won't have time.

That's all I would have to do for that much money? Hell yeah.

i have plenty of grapes

vigorm0rtis posted...

"I don't go outside."

You should get some sun

It's funny too, because if you've ever known a guy that has a super hot girlfriend, he will talk all of this shit about how he's the man and he does what he wants, but as soon as she comes around, it's time for him to walk on eggshells. Lol

UltraDeku posted...

Then word your topic titles better.

my apologies

lol the boyfriend is the dog

I've noticed this as I've gotten older. Next time you are out in public and see a hot girl with a guy, pay attention to him as he does whatever she tells him. That's usually how it is, unless they are both crackheads.

Do Lando, Chewy, R2D2, C3P0 and the Falcon get destroyed?

Tired-Insomniac posted...

I didn't hate it when I saw it opening night. Snoke getting taken out was unexpected but I didn't mind it. I didn't think Luke's character was assassinated like a lot of people did simply because 30 years can change the fuck out of a person so it made sense that he'd be the way he was to me.

When I watched it on Blu Ray after reading about how terrible people thought it was for months, I too started to hate it.

But I watched it again about a month ago and you know what? It wasn't that bad. I did dislike the entire casino planet subplot but everything else was fine.

I'm actually looking forward to RoS.

For a movie it wasn't bad. Cool special effects, decent characters compared to other movies, decent acting.

But compared to other Star Wars movie it was horrible. All of the not funny humor combined with what they did to Luke was not Star Warsish at all. Star Wars is supposed to be a soap opera, not a prop comedy. Luke was way out of character with no explanation.

Wasn't a good Star Wars movie.

can i post this here? hehe, need some ideas

Autocraticus posted...

Was with one and the first month was great until their eventual craziness came out. I wouldn't recommend it at all.

yeah and as soon as you say something they don't like, it's over.

Iodine posted...

largely depends on how bad the trouble is.

lol you don't know what i mean? i can explain if needed

Just curious to see what people will say

nah fuck that

no way to sleep with Rogue though, unless you have a full body suit

Wondering what the difference is between a size L game jersey and a size XL? The site says about 3/4 of an inch, but I wasn't sure how accurate that was or if anyone had experience buying them. If it fits loose, it's fine, just don't want it to go all the way down to the knees.

spikethedevil posted...

Why do you have a problem with your wife being bilingual?

only when she talks in a foreign language to another man

mrgoatthief posted...

Dude most of CE can't even convince their wife to have sex at all

haha that sucks

Or maybe kiss my wife then when the sister watches, maybe joke about her watching and just ask if she wants to join in?

I'm going to be having dinner with two hotties, what heterosexual male wouldn't think about this?

ChocoboMogALT posted...

You should ask in their native language, it'll definitely work.

You know, maybe I will ask them how to say 'threesome' in their language

evil_zombie11 posted...

Use a little alcohol and see if she's into watching you guys fool around... if that turns her on then maybe she can join in for some fun.

Also helps if you've talked about the topic too and see how she feels about them/if she's ever done one.

i could joke about it, but sister is shy... maybe just get them drinking then sit in between them on the couch is what i was thinking... maybe kiss my wife infront of her sis, idk. not sure how to bring it up

DeathDeathSong posted...

youre the guy that was bitching about his wife being bilingual right

yeah so

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

>how do I ask my wife and her sister for a threesome
>Sister is coming over for a threesome

anon what

hahaha should have read, "thanksgiving" im tired

Sister is coming over for Thanksgiving. I'm not sure whether they would both be down... I think they might if I play my cards right. Things that have happened in the past:

- Sister has walked through our room in the morning wearing only her robe while smiling
- Wife invited sister to come sit on the bed with us one day in a hotel room when we were both in our under wear
- Sister smiled one time when I offered her and my wife a massage, jokingly
- They both laughed before when I called them beautiful

So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. And no, it's not incest, because they wouldn't be with each other, just me

fighting games now days aren't what they used to be, 3d is good, but doesn't beat 90s Capcom games

Helped make some of the sprites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bieD-kYDCs

CharlesBronson posted...

Rypt posted...

Yeah it was that exact one I was looking for, and yeah it was nostalgia lol

And yes I'm a teacher, but we don't make squat. Also, had some big expenses this paycheck.

boo hoo your a teacher go make minimum wage then you can cry

did that for over 10 years, son