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Rypt 11/18/19 11:53:51 PM #1:	Sister is coming over for Thanksgiving. I'm not sure whether they would both be down... I think they might if I play my cards right. Things that have happened in the past: - Sister has walked through our room in the morning wearing only her robe while smiling - Wife invited sister to come sit on the bed with us one day in a hotel room when we were both in our under wear - Sister smiled one time when I offered her and my wife a massage, jokingly - They both laughed before when I called them beautiful So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. And no, it's not incest, because they wouldn't be with each other, just me <cite>Rypt posted [p:930352455] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Sister is coming over for Thanksgiving. I'm not sure whether they would both be down... I think they might if I play my cards right. Things that have happened in the past: - Sister has walked through our room in the morning wearing only her robe while smiling - Wife invited sister to come sit on the bed with us one day in a hotel room when we were both in our under wear - Sister smiled one time when I offered her and my wife a massage, jokingly - They both laughed before when I called them beautiful So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. And no, it's not incest, because they wouldn't be with each other, just me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 11/18/19 11:56:25 PM #2:	>how do I ask my wife and her sister for a threesome >Sister is coming over for a threesome anon what --- https://imgur.com/tRUZB3x <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:930352569] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>>how do I ask my wife and her sister for a threesome >Sister is coming over for a threesome anon what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/18/19 11:57:22 PM #3:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... >how do I ask my wife and her sister for a threesome >Sister is coming over for a threesome anon what hahaha should have read, "thanksgiving" im tired <cite>Rypt posted [p:930352605] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>>how do I ask my wife and her sister for a threesome >Sister is coming over for a threesome anon what</quote> hahaha should have read, "thanksgiving" im tired</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 11/18/19 11:57:53 PM #4:	youre the guy that was bitching about his wife being bilingual right --- MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! Let me tell you about Deltarune https://i.imgtc.com/dcuHj3G.gif <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:930352626] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>youre the guy that was bitching about his wife being bilingual right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/18/19 11:58:33 PM #5:	DeathDeathSong posted... youre the guy that was bitching about his wife being bilingual right yeah so <cite>Rypt posted [p:930352643] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>DeathDeathSong posted...</cite> <quote>youre the guy that was bitching about his wife being bilingual right </quote> yeah so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 11/18/19 11:58:50 PM #6:	you shouldn't watch family members doing shit to each other it's not right --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:930352650] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>you shouldn't watch family members doing shit to each other it's not right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 11/18/19 11:58:56 PM #7:	You're going to fail your wife's test --- https://imgur.com/tRUZB3x <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:930352658] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>You're going to fail your wife's test</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 11/19/19 12:01:15 AM #8:	Use a little alcohol and see if she's into watching you guys fool around... if that turns her on then maybe she can join in for some fun. Also helps if you've talked about the topic too and see how she feels about them/if she's ever done one. --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:930352750] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Use a little alcohol and see if she's into watching you guys fool around... if that turns her on then maybe she can join in for some fun. Also helps if you've talked about the topic too and see how she feels about them/if she's ever done one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 11/19/19 12:02:31 AM #9:	Check to see if a camera is following you around. If it is, great! You're in a porn video and all you need to do is sit down with her in between you and your wife, lean over her to kiss your wife, and she'll join in and everyone will be happy. If it isn't, don't. --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:930352802] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Check to see if a camera is following you around. If it is, great! You're in a porn video and all you need to do is sit down with her in between you and your wife, lean over her to kiss your wife, and she'll join in and everyone will be happy. If it isn't, don't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/19/19 12:04:22 AM #10:	@Cpt_Pineapple well? --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:930352872] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>@Cpt_Pineapple well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 11/19/19 12:08:11 AM #12:	Do not do this. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:930352995] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Do not do this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/19/19 12:13:43 AM #13:	evil_zombie11 posted... Use a little alcohol and see if she's into watching you guys fool around... if that turns her on then maybe she can join in for some fun. Also helps if you've talked about the topic too and see how she feels about them/if she's ever done one. i could joke about it, but sister is shy... maybe just get them drinking then sit in between them on the couch is what i was thinking... maybe kiss my wife infront of her sis, idk. not sure how to bring it up <cite>Rypt posted [p:930353177] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>evil_zombie11 posted...</cite> <quote>Use a little alcohol and see if she's into watching you guys fool around... if that turns her on then maybe she can join in for some fun. Also helps if you've talked about the topic too and see how she feels about them/if she's ever done one.</quote> i could joke about it, but sister is shy... maybe just get them drinking then sit in between them on the couch is what i was thinking... maybe kiss my wife infront of her sis, idk. not sure how to bring it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 11/19/19 2:32:56 AM #14:	Not sure if serious but in case this is a real thing: RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... You're going to fail your wife's test --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:930356978] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Not sure if serious but in case this is a real thing: RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... </cite> <quote>You're going to fail your wife's test</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 11/19/19 2:35:10 AM #15:	Rypt posted... So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:930357024] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote>So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance.</quote> Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 11/19/19 2:35:11 AM #16:	pics will help us answer. But ostensibly you could ask her things like "how close are you with your sister"? I think the threesome with sister is likely much harder to pull off though because either female is going to be less into it because it takes out the possibility of letting the FFM threesome be an avenue for some slight lesbian exploration. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:930357026] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>pics will help us answer. But ostensibly you could ask her things like "how close are you with your sister"? I think the threesome with sister is likely much harder to pull off though because either female is going to be less into it because it takes out the possibility of letting the FFM threesome be an avenue for some slight lesbian exploration.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/19/19 2:37:25 AM #17:	Orlando_Jordan posted... Rypt posted... So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance. It is, though. Either it works, or it doesn't. 50/50 --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930357068] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Orlando_Jordan posted...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote> So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance.</quote> Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance.</quote> It is, though. Either it works, or it doesn't. 50/50</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 11/19/19 3:02:18 AM #18:	Premise 1: If a thing could happen or could not happen it has a 50/50 chance of either. Premise 2: 25% != 50% Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared Pa = 50% Pnota= 50% Define B as Pa happens twice Pb = PaPa = 25% From Premise 1, since Pb or Pnotb are possible Pb = 50% Pnotb =50% Pb = 50% && Pb = 25% 50% != 25% Pb != Pb This is a logical contradiction, and by proof by contradiction the premise must be false --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:930357663] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Premise 1: If a thing could happen or could not happen it has a 50/50 chance of either. Premise 2: 25% != 50% Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared Pa = 50% Pnota= 50% Define B as Pa happens twice Pb = PaPa = 25% From Premise 1, since Pb or Pnotb are possible Pb = 50% Pnotb =50% Pb = 50% && Pb = 25% 50% != 25% Pb != Pb This is a logical contradiction, and by proof by contradiction the premise must be false</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EzeDoesIt 11/19/19 3:04:49 AM #19:	Just get so drunk that you dont experience time normally anymore, thats how I managed to make it happen. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo <cite>EzeDoesIt posted [p:930357712] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Just get so drunk that you dont experience time normally anymore, thats how I managed to make it happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeToTheMAX 11/19/19 3:06:37 AM #20:	What a weird ass thing to make up --- "shut the f*** up. There's no such thing as a "sniper rifle"." - tamagucci <cite>AwesomeToTheMAX posted [p:930357744] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>What a weird ass thing to make up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 11/19/19 3:10:39 AM #21:	teepan95 posted... Orlando_Jordan posted... Rypt posted... So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance. Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance. It is, though. Either it works, or it doesn't. 50/50 If I ask President Trump for $50,000, it's a 50/50 chance. Either it works, or it doesn't. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:930357809] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>Orlando_Jordan posted...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted...</cite> <quote> So... idk, I think I would have a 50/50 chance.</quote> Nobody tell him otherwise. It's totally a 50/50 chance.</quote> It is, though. Either it works, or it doesn't. 50/50</quote> If I ask President Trump for $50,000, it's a 50/50 chance. Either it works, or it doesn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/19/19 4:25:55 AM #22:	joe40001 posted... Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared Only if the two events are independent of one another. If I ask a girl out once with a 50% chance and she says no, that doesn't mean that I'll have a 50% chance if I ask her out again --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930359095] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>joe40001 posted...</cite> <quote>Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared</quote> Only if the two events are independent of one another. If I ask a girl out once with a 50% chance and she says no, that doesn't mean that I'll have a 50% chance if I ask her out again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChocoboMogALT 11/19/19 4:42:53 AM #23:	You should ask in their native language, it'll definitely work. --- "We live in a country Hasire.." ~ yosouf06 REVOLVER STAKE! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/ChocoboMog123/AltEisenRChocoboMog.png <cite>ChocoboMogALT posted [p:930359321] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>You should ask in their native language, it'll definitely work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 11/19/19 4:46:52 AM #24:	teepan95 posted... joe40001 posted... Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared Only if the two events are independent of one another. If I ask a girl out once with a 50% chance and she says no, that doesn't mean that I'll have a 50% chance if I ask her out again Yes good point. Another way to put it Pb=PaPa assuming Pa doesn't change. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:930359376] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>joe40001 posted...</cite> <quote>Premise 3: Probably of something happening twice is the probably that it happens once squared</quote> Only if the two events are independent of one another. If I ask a girl out once with a 50% chance and she says no, that doesn't mean that I'll have a 50% chance if I ask her out again</quote> Yes good point. Another way to put it Pb=PaPa assuming Pa doesn't change.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hakujo 11/19/19 4:52:52 AM #25:	~~Hey she smiled at me, she must be down for ANYTHING!!!~~ --- Stop reading me without consent. <cite>hakujo posted [p:930359466] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote><cite><quote>Hey she smiled at me, she must be down for ANYTHING!!!</quote></cite></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 11/19/19 7:13:03 AM #26:	My advice is don't. Unless they're twins. <cite>Esrac posted [p:930361492] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>My advice is don't. Unless they're twins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 11/19/19 7:20:20 AM #28:	Bullet_Wing posted... Rypt posted... yeah so Why would you bitch about your wife being bilingual? ~~stop taking TC seriously~~ --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930361614] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Bullet_Wing posted...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted... </cite> <quote> yeah so</quote>Why would you bitch about your wife being bilingual? </quote> stop taking TC seriously</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 11/19/19 7:24:21 AM #29:	Bullet_Wing posted... Rypt posted... yeah so Why would you bitch about your wife being bilingual? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:930361693] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Bullet_Wing posted...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted... </cite> <quote>yeah so</quote>Why would you bitch about your wife being bilingual? </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 11/19/19 7:27:42 AM #30:	marthsheretoo posted... Do not do this. --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:930361748] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted...</cite> <quote>Do not do this.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/19/19 1:43:36 PM #31:	ChocoboMogALT posted... You should ask in their native language, it'll definitely work. You know, maybe I will ask them how to say 'threesome' in their language <cite>Rypt posted [p:930376179] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>ChocoboMogALT posted...</cite> <quote>You should ask in their native language, it'll definitely work. </quote> You know, maybe I will ask them how to say 'threesome' in their language</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/19/19 1:44:08 PM #32:	I'm going to be having dinner with two hotties, what heterosexual male wouldn't think about this? <cite>Rypt posted [p:930376197] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to be having dinner with two hotties, what heterosexual male wouldn't think about this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rypt 11/19/19 1:46:08 PM #34:	Or maybe kiss my wife then when the sister watches, maybe joke about her watching and just ask if she wants to join in? <cite>Rypt posted [p:930376283] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Or maybe kiss my wife then when the sister watches, maybe joke about her watching and just ask if she wants to join in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/19/19 1:46:26 PM #35:	mrgoatthief posted... Dude most of CE can't even convince their wife to have sex at all haha that sucks <cite>Rypt posted [p:930376301] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted...</cite> <quote>Dude most of CE can't even convince their wife to have sex at all </quote> haha that sucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 11/20/19 4:43:04 AM #36:	Why do you have a problem with your wife being bilingual? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:930411163] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Why do you have a problem with your wife being bilingual?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 11/20/19 5:59:25 PM #37:	samurai bandit posted... Not sure if serious but in case this is a real thing: RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... You're going to fail your wife's test 100% this --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:930440623] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted...</cite> <quote>Not sure if serious but in case this is a real thing: RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... </cite> <quote>You're going to fail your wife's test</quote> </quote> 100% this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 11/20/19 6:02:10 PM #38:	AwesomeToTheMAX posted... What a weird ass thing to make up <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:930440740] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>AwesomeToTheMAX posted...</cite> <quote>What a weird ass thing to make up</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/20/19 8:30:50 PM #39:	spikethedevil posted... Why do you have a problem with your wife being bilingual? only when she talks in a foreign language to another man <cite>Rypt posted [p:930448266] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted...</cite> <quote>Why do you have a problem with your wife being bilingual?</quote> only when she talks in a foreign language to another man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 11/21/19 4:41:11 AM #40:	Maybe you should trust her that she isnt cheating on you. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:930464613] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you should trust her that she isnt cheating on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 11/21/19 7:21:10 PM #41:	nah fuck that <cite>Rypt posted [p:930498252] in Any advice... [t:78175277]...</cite> <quote>nah fuck that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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