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Bullet_Wing posted...

Cause the attempted suicide bomber survived, killed no one and blew off his dick?

ah ok, so only when people get killed are we allowed to make fun

boxington posted...

wat

A few weeks ago when the church shooting happened this guy on here was like "I thought stuff like that didn't happen in Texas" and made fun of us for favoring gun laws. I said something to him and I got modded, yet his topic was allowed to stay up.

But when stuff happens in New York and other parts of the country, it's taken more seriously on here.

Oh yeah, that's right, we are only allowed to make fun of tragedies/shootings that happen in Texas. Guess I better watch what I say...

Dash_Harber posted...

Rypt posted...

"I thought this kind of stuff didn't happen in Texas."

That's not making fun of the incident. It's exploiting a tragedy to make a political point, but it's not a joke at the expense of the victims. You do understand the context, right?

It makes fun of Texas for supporting guns.

Also, I live 30 miles away from where that happened and personally know people who lost friends in that shooting.

I've had it with this site. This guy yesterday made a post about the shooting saying something like "I thought this kind of stuff didn't happen in Texas." He then went on to make fun of what happened. I mark it for moderation, nothing is done.

Then I get modded for calling the guy an asshole.

Let me tell you something, when 9/11 happened they made it a point to give anyone who made fun of that "harsh moderation."

But when people make fun of what happened in Texas, nothing is done. Instead, you get a smart ass reply from a moderator who refuses to admit that they or the topic creator were wrong.

So fuck this place, this place is fucked up and after 16 years of coming here, I've finally had it.

yoshirulezz1 posted...

Mental whites with access to guns are America's worst enemy

eh, it's not just whites. don't forget Dallas and Virginia.

Yep.

Nope, only way to stop it is to stop glorifying criminal conduct by putting it all over the news.

But this was a joke topic so why am I responding...

Why worry about ISIS, Russia, or North Korea when our people are killing each other? Americans have killed more Americans this year than all of those people/places combined.

How to get famous in America:

- Kill lots of people
- Make a sex video with someone famous

.... and we wonder why other countries hate us

Glad they are helping the problem.

"Go shoot some place up and we will make you famous."

Basically their message. Fuck you yahoo news, cnn, abc, fox, and whoever the fuck else is making these scum bags famous. We don't need to know who they were, what they looked like, or why. If anything, they should be making stories about the victims.

This one hit close to home for me. Right down the road.

been looking all over for one, it's an older box from maybe the 60's, 70's or 80's or even the 90's. It is about the size of a bar of soap, dark green in color and it played songs like Jingle Bells, Noel, and Joy to the world. It hooked up to a Christmas tree... cant find another one of those online anywhere. Anybody know what I'm talking about? It's not the newer Bluetooth model, it's old school.

hahaha

well this has been great, but I'm really out now dudes. have a great day.

now I remember why I stopped posting on gamefaqs and why I only can deal with this site in small doses

whats an alt

mario masta posted...

Rypt posted...

honestly though, if I had the choice between maintaining contact with lots of whores that want to fuck me and just having a hot wife that will do the same, I would rather just stay with the wife. it's less up keep and less time consuming.

So a woman who likes casual sex is a whore?

probably so

lol fine, you people do what you want. was trying to pass on some friendly advice, but I guess experience is the best teacher, hopefully you wont have the same shitty experiences I did

EnragedSlith posted...

Rypt posted...

JustMyOpinion posted...

Stopped reading after you said people should wait until marriage for sex and they'll be happier. That is definitely not truth for a lot of people.

well my point was it's hard to go from not having it, to having it all the time, to not having it at all again.

How does not being in a relationship hurt your sex life?

didn't say that

honestly though, if I had the choice between maintaining contact with lots of whores that want to fuck me and just having a hot wife that will do the same, I would rather just stay with the wife. it's less up keep and less time consuming.

JustMyOpinion posted...

Rypt posted...

YuriSakazaki0 posted...

Rypt posted...

if you wait til you are married to do it, you will be a lot happier because breaking up with the person you lose your virginity to fucking sucks

what if you divorce the person you lost your virginity to

well, hopefully you will understand the game better and be confident enough to realize it's not a big deal and that you will know how to get it again if you want it

Ok, and what stops someone who was in a relationship that didn't involve marriage from having the same realization?

Well if you can figure the game out before marriage then more power to you, if that's the case I would even say don't get married and get as much ass as you can.

honestly sex is better when you care about the person too. unless she's super hot. ive been in situations where ive fucked girls I just met and its kind of awkward because they usually say, "i don't know how to start this off" then we start making out for no reason and fuck and then it's like "okay, see you later."

NINExATExSEVEN posted...

Sex is not that great. Idk how people get addicted to it.

because once you do it, you know what you are missing

littlebro07 posted...

People need to stop putting sex on a pedestal.

what he said

YuriSakazaki0 posted...

Rypt posted...

if you wait til you are married to do it, you will be a lot happier because breaking up with the person you lose your virginity to fucking sucks

what if you divorce the person you lost your virginity to

well, hopefully you will understand the game better and be confident enough to realize it's not a big deal and that you will know how to get it again if you want it

JustMyOpinion posted...

Stopped reading after you said people should wait until marriage for sex and they'll be happier. That is definitely not truth for a lot of people.

well my point was it's hard to go from not having it, to having it all the time, to not having it at all again.

lol fuck yeah

Don't pressure people into doing it or tease them for not having it. It's something a lot of people struggle with and can cause people to be really angry or really depressed and it's not cool to do.

Also, if you wait til you are married to do it, you will be a lot happier because breaking up with the person you lose your virginity to fucking sucks. Sex is an addiction and to get it you have to know the game and if you fuck someone without knowing the game, you are going to be miserable til you figure it out which can take lots of time.

Bottom line, don't be in hurry to have sex and when you do, make sure you are married so you can keep feeding your addiction.

Just my two cents.

MutantJohn posted...

Lol awesome topic. Tons of apparent virgins on CE though

damn dude that actually made laugh out loud hahaha

oh please, all of you can go to hell. and just to set the record straight, wasn't trying to 'get them drunk' was trying to 'get drunk with them.'

but I'm not going to keep entertaining people's boredom

peace

didn't realize there were so many people here that went to beer college

hmmm I wonder what inspired this topic...

There is some stuff called "Samuel Smith" that's pretty good. Organic beer. Chocolate and Strawberry flavors are the best.

well it was kinda weird, we went to the festival and I even made them both laugh a few times. but then at the end her sister invited her over and she said, "does the dog still have fleas?" And my wife said yes, so the sister said "that's ok." And didn't come over. Lol my wife said after we left, "Well screw her then."

So whatever. Wife is hotter anyways. Sister can be kinda bratty sometimes too, usually when we go out she never pays, it's always either me or my wife that pay for everything.

Also, sexual assault my ass. If it's consentual it's not assault. Don't even know why I'm responding to that.

_Krave_ posted...

I get it. I mean, imagine you banging your wife while the sis watches and maybe touches herself a bit during. Things could get carried away and you could get indirect permission from your wife to bone the sis. I've heard stories before, when women get horny, they're crazy as fuck.

sis actually opened our bedroom door one morning to let the dog in... wife was asleep but still, we could have been in the middle of something

well cool

what kind of JD, regular or cinnamon? goes good with some fireball, also which halloween

Looking for some sweet beers. I know Ipas and Ales are kinda sour. Was wondering what was better? I know stouts have milk in them but not sure about malts

alphagamerXXL posted...

Staying home and drinking like an adult

lol I'm doing that after. what are u drinking?

alphagamerXXL posted...

Wait, so the devil didnt exist in the old testemant? I never knew that.

he was a seprent

lol they are super laid back

Touch posted...

Nerd: Dress up as TC

if you dress up as me you would be the sexiest man alive

Jason Voorhees: Cheap $1 mask from Walmart, button up shirt and jeans or khaki's

Eric Draven: Black Jeans, Black t-shirt or long sleeve, black and white face paint

Joker: Black/red/white face paint, purple button up, purple dental scrubs (can get em at goodwill)

Student: Carry around your binder

Feline_Heart posted...

Going to a party that has a 99% chance of being cringey. At least there will be free pizza, so that's good

fuck yeah, i would load up on that shit

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Rypt posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Rypt posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Yeah....im not taking advice about women from you.

Lol and why not?

Thought it would be obvious from the other topic

Lol and what's wrong with my topics ?

Nothing. It was actually one of the more entertaining ones. Its more so that I think you might do something you regret. If you love your wife she should be enough and any risk of fracturing the relationship shouldn't even be considered on a serious note.

Eh, I used to be like this, but you're taking it too seriously dude. Sex is just sex, as long as they are both cool with it there shouldn't be any problems.

Going to a festival tonight to eat, maybe an amusement park for actual Halloween. Debating between Eric Draven and Michael Myers for my costume... wife says Draven would make more sense for the festival, so will probably go with that.

stupid is as stupid does

Gotta have his stomach pumped

I still believe in Santa Clause