Poll of the Day > Your ex comes to your house in the middle of the night, needing a place to stay.

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Decided to try out the poll feature, see how it works, and this is all that came to mind.
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Meep.
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Heavily depends on which ex.
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Call the police

JCBaggins posted...

How do you react?

I wonder when the hell I got an ex-girlfriend.
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Well I have a penis that needs pleasuring so I'm sure we could work something out.
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stone cold stunner
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DocDelicious posted...

Heavily depends on which ex.

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Other - I wouldnt mind seeing her ... homeless and down on her luck, but it would be up to my wife. We have a 27 ft motor home parked on our lawn, she could stay there
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Even if I wanted to, my place is already full.
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If it's a matter of life and death and/or just for the night, I wouldn't mind offering some assistance. However, the decision isn't mine alone. My partner also needs to share in that decision as well.
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Depends on the ex.

Ex ex ex ex - yes for sure.
Ex ex ex - ditto
Ex ex- ehhh yeah go on then.
Ex - Hell no.
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Depends on the ex, but hell yeah Id invite her in and have a death match in my basement between her and my wife. Whoever survives gets to be my wife as long as theyre not too badly deformed during the fight. Im okay with slight deformities, though. Might be cool to have a wife with an eyepatch. Be like fucking a pirate.
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The chances of either of my exes showing up at my house are essentially zero. One would have to drive like 12 hours, and I'm not even sure if he has my current address. The other would have to come back from the dead.

It depends on the context. Did we part on good terms?
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Depends on some things. Like which ex, if I know they're coming over, if I'm dating someone already, etc. Things like that...
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Which ex and why is she here?
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It's happened on multiple occasions. Been there, done that when I was single. Now? No - GTFO.
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I never had a serious relationship outside of with the girl I married. While there technically are exes, I guess, they don't really count... Honestly though, I'd pretty much tell anyone "no" because I hate having guests.
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Depends on the ex. Linda? Yeah, sure, we can chill if you don't mind me being up most of the night. Sekoyah? No, get your ass out of here. Amber? Why come to me now after all of these years; we no longer know one another?
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I havent seen any of them since i was like 16, so that would be very odd, and no
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I don't have an ex.

Other: Shocked I apparently have a ex.
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Well, I broke up with my ex mainly because she was too clingy. But she was great at making out, so lately I've been wondering if, instead of breaking up with her, I should've tried first to get her to spend less time with me.

So I'd let her stay with me and sleep with me in my bed. I'd tell her that I wouldn't touch her if she didn't want me to, but that we could make out if she wanted, as long as she realized that we'd have to keep our relationship more casual than it was before.

If she didn't want us to sleep in the same bed, I'd probably still feel sorry for her and let her stay over. I'd probably still say the same thing to her about making out. >_>

Sure. It'd be a little weird, since we live three dots down from each other. But maybe she lost her keys and the locksmith is closed. Sure.
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never been in a relationship
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I live in a different country than all my exes and I also live with my wife. I'd likely tell her to hit the road. If you're really that hard up on your luck, I'll put you up in a hotel for a week or buy you a bus ticket somewhere. I would also seriously question how / why she found me and wtf she's doing in this country.
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There's not a single person who's an X who I am not still on good terms with.
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Far-Queue posted...

Depends on the ex, but hell yeah Id invite her in and have a death match in my basement between her and my wife. Whoever survives gets to be my wife as long as theyre not too badly deformed during the fight. Im okay with slight deformities, though. Might be cool to have a wife with an eyepatch. Be like fucking a pirate.

xD...sounds like a good ole time!

But seriously, I picked 'Other'...I'm older, so it really depends on which 'Ex'...if it's my main 'Ex' (which would be my Son's Mother), I dunno, I would be pissed since she pretty much shut me out of my Son's life the past few years; but depending on my current GF would say (probably 'Yes' since females are kinda sympathetic to each other initially), I would just probably offer to get her a Hotel somewhere.

i would have zero problems with this scenario because I live alone and I didn't make a mess out of any breakups except one but who cares let bygones be bygones
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DocDelicious posted...

Heavily depends on which ex.

This so hard. Also depends on how long she'd need to stay.
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OmegaM posted...

Well, I broke up with my ex mainly because she was too clingy. But she was great at making out, so lately I've been wondering if, instead of breaking up with her, I should've tried first to get her to spend less time with me.

Well, this post of mine inspired me to email my ex to see how she was doing. It seems she's now engaged to another guy. So I think I'd still let her stay with me, but we wouldn't be sleeping in the same bed or making out.

I wonder if she was trying to stick it to me when she was telling me she was engaged, because she was like, "You know, it's funny, but the day after we broke up I started talking to the guy I'm now engaged to."