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Alucard188 posted...

What's wrong with her ass? She look like one of those elbow bendy straws.

The heck is an elbow bendy straw?

A) I don't get it

B) are those 2 girls at the beginning supposed to be thick like that?

I'm just glad I don't have to do cheek kisses on dudes. But I also feel it would be bad if we lost that touch of humanity because then we'd be as lonely as Japan.

Fucking gamefaqs ads though. What even is with the hot pose?

America?

that feel

I like the telepathic conversations

Ac 4's self-aware meta parody is one of the few times the modern day story was tolerable, just for the humor part. I had no idea they were so self aware

hope I don't, don't think I can survive actually having the virus.

https://youtu.be/84phU8of02U

This is almost 10 years old lol. Legit crying that its still relevant today and isn't in the distant past

and I'm worried they might inherit my addiction personality which made me gorge myself on so much sweets for so long

But I also don't want to deny them the experience and be the weird family down the block that doesn't do Halloween

Lol posts 4 and 6 are polar opposites of extremes

Apparently the comic books are all crazy violent but the movie shows him being a lovable cartoon like goof instead

Lol. I woke up 6 am, didn't feel like doing something constructive like taking a morning jog, and just started watching porn and edging myself.

can't think clearly too upset over the smell, gonna change bedsheets drenched in sweat and pajamas

*dies*

R1masher posted...

John mulaney explains ice tea and svu in one of his skits

Nothing can explain this clip. No context can

GregShmedley posted...

No, pretty sure he was. Special effects were nowhere good enough back then to fake some of those scenes.

Right? I knew it

he wasn't actually wearing a mask that gave him magic powers??

Oh wtf. That reminds me of that out of place scene in kindergarten cop where the kid walks up to Arnold and says a similar line about genitals.

LeperMessiahXX posted...

Some of the funniest moments on TV were unintentionally from SVU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDhd77-mPsM

What the hell did he say?

It's unreal

I don't really want to do anything. I don't have a passion project or something I'm interested in to make money.

Easily the worst. I can't even fathom booze and cigarettes and meth addiction, all stuff that I have no interest in. But my obsession with sugar? Especially coupled with my loneliness and depression? It basically trumps everything else. Because with obesity you need to do a year's worth of exercise to undo just one month of falling off the wagon.

And the worst part that's never mentioned is that it shows. With other addictions, its all internal, literally, but with obesity and food addiction its displayed right there whenever anyone takes a glance at you. Which hurts self esteem and further contributes to binge eating and sugar addiction.

I was thinking of those casting couches with new girls that look like it must be their first time because they're really awkward and shy on camera. I can both save them AND finally be with a hot girl! Before she gets passed around like a ragdoll on a porn set.

is that a thing? So many hot girls doing porn, I'd be like hey want me to be your sugar daddy instead of doing weird stuff on camera? With me it'll just be less exciting vanilla stuff.

Not saying I like it, and I still think Japanese porn does it in a weird way, but on an attractive girl I notice the appeal

Crono99 posted...

"It insists on itself"

I see

The Popo posted...

I fail to see what makes it not pizza. Sure, call it a casserole, it kinda fits that description. But it also fits the description of a pizza. It can be both.

Things can have multiple designations.

The texture and size, as well as mouth feel, and that leads to taste, the big decider

pegusus123456 posted...

I paid eight dollars to watch Stargirl and Young Justice and I figured I may as well.

The show isn't bad per se, I'm just baffled as to why it goes on so many tangents and focuses so, so hard on Dick Grayson. They could have just made a Robin/Nightwing show. They didn't have to pretend to make a Teen Titans show and then only develop one character.

But yj is amazing, just watch that! It's so good.

Also if they were gonna focus on anyone, dick Grayson does seem like the most logical choice since he's the leader/founder and all.

I've got to ask why are you unironically watching titans?

End of the century? Isn't that like... 80 years from now? Humanity doesn't have that long at this rate...

Yup, now they do.

Were news reporters always so attractive? Either I'm very thirsty (which I am) or I never noticed this before.

Well, minorities and women, so including black people

stayed in competition with each other

Shablagoo posted...

this one that got linked in the Twitter thread is even funnier lol:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thekantoarbot/status/1277732180395876352

OK I was joking before but how pathetic do you have to be to just sit and record someone while laughing (in the most obnoxious cackling I've ever heard) instead of helping them out? Willing to bet these are the kind of terrible people that would probably laugh at a person tripping and falling etc.

She looked old and slightly disoriented, maybe she needed aid and they should have called someone?

On the one hand, is it kinda bad? Yes, a little bit. On the other hand, she looks attractive so that makes it ok. She can just trade sex for someone to pump her gas. Problem solved.

Will it be an earphone that you can wear and be able to understand someone from any language, and they you?

Crazyman93 posted...

Jellyfish don't have a brain, they're basically a collection of nerves, poison cells, and some sort of stomach.

As to Anglerfish, no idea. My best guess is it's something that effects more overtly carnivorous fish. Remember when Bruce smelled blood in the water?

Holy crap, unintentional but that's actually a plot point in zootopia.

Wii_Shaker posted...

He was a dark sorcerer. Iago was clearly the result of black magic.

Yeah that's what I meant. Especially in that secret lair of jafar in the palace

This is where 3rd world countries shine, you can be fat but if you have money you can get any hot girl you want since women education and workplace are so poor.

Here in developed nations, women can work and have their own money, so there's literally no reason to be with guys unless they want to. Essentially, we're screwed.

That line "and if it wasn't for me you'd still be in a cage in the amazon squawking polly wants a cracker!" could be implying it.

Not to mention iago hating that line and everytime the sultan does it could refer to past trauma during his life when he was just a caged bird that would be fed crackers. Before jafar came in and made him smarter

SmidgeIsntBack posted...

"Well here's the thing. Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction. Sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment. Think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all, the ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then bang! They tell you what it's all about. Would you be happy? Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church?"

And there's an idle henchman line that goes something like "Did they ever explain what the island was?"

Omg yes that's right they did! I remember grinning at that joker line, and feeling very vindicated when he mentioned the ridiculous church.

Samman123 posted...

Switch might be able to handle it, the game looks like it maxes out the PS4/XBO

Lool we're talking about a crash game here aren't we?

ZT6 posted...

Can your nipples reach your mouth?

Not sure if serious question but no of course not