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I really doubt that

unnamedsoldier posted...

I don't get why mainstream porn focuses so much on the dick, with stuff like blowjobs and facials

Yeah who is it for? Why do I want to see another guy getting blown, and who enjoys seeing a girl be degraded like that

Questionmarktarius posted...

Just go into hentai, but keep in mind that 99% of even that is terrible and not fappable.

Wait you prefer hentai more than real porn?

The predominant male ass is what really bothers me, its why I like cowgirl or heck even reverse cowgirl so at least we can see the girl grinding and she's covering the guy to boot.

Another issue both types have is way too much time spent on seeing the guy get oral. A 30 min video has like 20 min of just the guy getting oral. That does nothing for me, I dont want to see a guy getting oral. I want to see a girl having sex. It's a distinct difference.

Questionmarktarius posted...

How to make amateur porn:
1. Turn a radio or TV way the hell up. Don't want the neighbors to hear you making that video that you're sharing with everyone on the internet.
2. Turn off all the lights, apart from the one that sucks the most. Shadows and muddy contrast make it damn known that you're amateurs.
3. Go ahead and let the pets wander around. Sometimes a dog licking itself is more interesting than watching you lick each-other, in that bad lighting with the local news on in the background.
4. A phone mounted on a shelf or table too far away is all the camera you actually need. Don't even bother to stay in frame. If you want to be really classy, get a selfie stick instead and randomly bounce it around while doing bouncy-bouncy.
5. Lots of missionary, with only the dude's ass and/or ballsack actually in frame at the time. Or just legs and feet - that works too.
6. Don't bother to edit anything. Leaving two minutes in the beginning of just the bed (plus whatever's on the TV), and ten minutes at the end of laying there alone while the other one showers, is great for padding the time display in the corner of the thumbnail and making porn-surfers into thinking your boring porno with terrible sound and even worse lighting may actually be worthwhile.

I just can't this is too accurate

mooreandrew58 posted...

Fried jaleponios iirc. They discontinued the sandwich shortly after I started.

The sandwich has both regular jalapeos... and fried jalapeos?

PiOverlord posted...

I don't think Cheer Up Charlie is thaaat bad.

When you realize cheer up Charlie and the tunnel scene are both from the same movie

Narcotics is hell of a drug

divot1338 posted...

This is unironically awesome

WrestlinFan posted...

This was the best Whopper and they got rid of it.

A lot of stuff going on in that sandwich. Are those fries or onion rings?

NightRender posted...

Y'all motherfuckers acting like you don't fast forward past Cheer Up Charlie.

Lol I was sitting on that as my trump card, it really is the worst.

Say what you will about the new version but I for one actually like the new Charlie, he has a quietness to him that's endearing

I also want to know. So... switch or ps4 version? Which is the better/Canon version?

Questionmarktarius posted...

That's why "porn for women" videos tend to be rather long. Guys know how the seek-bar works.

But... all porn is long (30, 40, sometimes even 60+ minutes, half of it terribly fake "interview" scenes)

Also, seek bar?

Antbregante posted...

I never root for him anyway.

Lol but I actually like Tom Cruise, it's just that this movie is so terrible and a slog and then all of a sudden in a race for land, he punches a horse. It was very wtf

Will this be good? I hope it will be better than the time summer glau was in a crappy netflix show and the only highlight was her kissing a girl.

mooreandrew58 posted...

No clue never ate McDonald's chicken stuff aside from nuggets. Always get a quarter pounder. Im one of those people who always order the same thing. But I worked at BK so I got more adventurous

As far as fast food goes, I actually liked McDonald's chicken options. During my grosser phase teen years I'd order both the chicken nuggets and the chicken sandwich and eat both.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Either way BK needs to rebrand as chicken king imo. I like the whopper but they have like at least 4 chicken sandwhiches (unless they got rid of some) and they where all pretty good. Haven't tried their newest one but the original chicken sandwich was always my favourite

You like burger king's chicken more than McDonald's? Mc chicken? They had a spicy mcchicken few years

Questionmarktarius posted...

Go to your go-to "tube" site. Search "porn for women". That's your thirty-second nut.

Meanwhile women need 30-minutes just to get in the mood

ArianaGrandSlam posted...

Arleen Sorkin is the one and only. Shes perfect in the role. Tara does okay in City but feels like she phones it in a lot of times afterward, dunno why they didnt just keep Sorkin.

90s BTAS remains the most endearing design, I really hate New 52 Harley and while I think Margot Robbie does a pretty good job with the poor scripts she has to work with, her costume design in the movies has always been really lackluster.

Her initial design in Injustice is really bad too but I actually quite the alternate universe one a whole hell of a lot. Arkham City/Knight are pretty good too, Asylum is just a bit too silly imo

I always thought Brittany Murphy would have made a great live action Harley before her passing. Her voice and demeanor in Sin City really gave me that impression.

I liked her characterization in the self-titled comic series that Kessel and Dodson did quite a bit too, never did finish that but it was pretty fun and a much better what would Harley do without Joker than Fantabulous Emancipation and most comics with that subject matter were

They already teased Brittany Murphy as harley Quinn, she would have been a perfect companion to Heath ledgers joker

I literally just watched a terrible movie called far and away where Tom cruise punches a horse

Even if it was simulated, that was a terrible scene because in the context we were supposed to root for tom cruise to do that.

People who dislike Charlie and the chocolate factory seem to forget that Christopher Lee was in it as the dentist dad...

mooreandrew58 posted...

Looks bigger tham the old big king too. As in patty size.

Also not sure but isnt the quarter pounder just mcdonalds version of a whopper?

Huh don't know. But the irony would be too delicious: I never liked the big Mac, but like the big king. I've never liked the whopper, but like the quarter pounder.

Its funny that the competitor version of the original is my preferred sandwich

I mean yeah of course we like the first one more, it was more fun the first time being ridiculously overpowered and running up buildings and straight up flying, unpolished as it was (but still giving hope to a superman game one day)

But the sequel was still okay enough to play. I definitely wasn't invested in the story or anything like that, I see it like no more heroes where the game's story is just a flimsy excuse to screw around, nothing more.

I'd say infamous had the better story at the time but that isn't true either

Ok yeah so it must have been a rebranding, they first straight up copied McDonald's, then realized the middle bun was pointless as hell so promptly removed it.

Well they might be copycats but at least they learn and change unlike mickd's....

Guide posted...

if she's not in need of therapy by the end of it, is it really even porn?

Lol who needs the therapy more, her or us? I wonder sometimes.

008Zulu posted...

Burton has daddy issues, you can see it in all his movies.

Maybe that's why I like it. I haven't seen daddy issues in other movies though... hmm maybe mommy issues like in sleepy hollow?

mooreandrew58 posted...

It was just big king when I worked there. I made plenty of them. This was years ago but I remember the makings for like half the menu and clearly remember the sleeves of middle buns we had on our bun rack.

BK is real bad about changing their menu though. I worked there a year and I saw so many sandwhiches come and go

Could be a regional thing yeah. It's the sauce that really makes it click for me that it was meant to be a big Mac competitor, never thought of it like that before

I hope it'll be on Netflix, I'd like to watch it. Used to enjoy his old material

Tyranthraxus posted...

It was a little of both. The snake was someone's pet that snuck into the cabin. The director then came up with a scene idea where the snake dies that wasn't ever part of the script in the first place.

When the owner found out they had killed it he had to be physically restrained.

Damn that's dark. That's a potential villain origin story right there

That's a little too much for me, there should only be one guy at most

BilalPowell posted...

70s version all the way. 00s version seems like it was made by someone on hard drugs

Ironically the 2000s version is like a fever dream lol.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Where I worked it had a .middle bun. Either shit changed or it was a franchise difference

It was definitely burger King big king xxl

Godshammer666 posted...

Im pretty sure its this

So they did 8 legged freaks before those arachnid movies were a thing, huh

Notti posted...

I hear you. I'm just one of those guys who only enjoys realistic non fiction. That's just the way I am. So sue me.

Its because if I'm gonna waste a couple hours watching something, I'd rather it be useful info, not fake info

Lol at saying ruined for the prototype games. You know exactly what you're getting with those games.

Also that wasn't Alex mercer...

Damn so not comparable to the martian/interstellar

Its on Netflix new

rexcrk posted...

I actually unironically like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

And I 100% believe its because I never watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when I was growing up so I didnt go into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the mid-2000s I hate everything thats new and am gonna take it weirdly personally edgy mindset.

I grew up reading the book, and Charlie and the chocolate factory is much better

Heck, even the stuff they added was worthy

mooreandrew58 posted...

Can't speak for McDonald's but burger king has a knock off called the big king. And that middle bun is a whole other thing. Its basically a round slice of bread.

Er what. I used to eat the big king all the time as a teen and there was no middle bun. It was actually my favorite sandwich next to the double hamburger

Xethuminra posted...

Gentlemen,

things just got... disturbing.

Loool emperors new groove

All these artifacts have a fully voiced audio description by one of the main cast who we never see again, feels like such a waste

Trumble posted...

Are you talking of one that starts with Z? If so, then disappointingly no, the models do not always end up in harder stuff later.

Like... no hardcore is fine, but like, some of them never even do a full nude. And that's kinda disappointing. (No, leftists, I'm not saying "they should be forced to", I'm just saying "I kinda wish they had done so".)

No it starts with f. I dont know if they're that well known. They like to model cute girls, the kind you'd find at a college campus, rather than the coked out looking uncomfortable trash that dominated mainstream porn before the 2010s

Most of the gen z stars modeled on it at one point or another. Hannah hays, Allie Addison, Lucie cline, Kristina...

AsucaHayashi posted...

it's not a fair fight if the emperor can just be handed weapons the moment he loses his in the ring.

He even honors maximus last wishes for "Rome to be a republic" so if he just did that at the start...

Anyone heard of this movie? Is it a real movie? I can't find a wiki article for it

https://youtu.be/PCf03KXyzIg

I like some gene wilder in some of his movies, I do, but Johnny Depp's Michael Jackson impression as Wonka easily supersedes Wilder's as the ultimate Wonka portrayal, its just so good.

Thaumaturge posted...

And charge more. Depending on the location in my city, the Double Cheeseburger is .20-.50 more expensive than the McDouble. Which is already double the price it was a few years ago.

Because of that (probably fake) cheese slice?

The Wheelman1 posted...

The moana character, yes.
Herself, probably not.

She also looks/sounds 16ish to be fair

Why they brought the crappy overworld from 1. 2 did the right thing with doing away with it. Even if they want to take the Tommy wiseau approach of saying its meant to be "ironic" and supposed to be funny that the overworld is so bad

Questionmarktarius posted...

That's a Japanese film, so the American "humane" groups wouldn't be involved anyway.

What?

Oh I confused that movie with homeward bound. That one is American produced right?

https://youtube.com/shorts/AUhHgMd6fVY?feature=share

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