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TopicI'm morbidly obese. If I get coronavirus is that basically a death sen
Noumas
06/25/20 4:31:12 PM
#8
Early 30s, and pretty morbid. Like man boobs and huge gut morbid
TopicI'm morbidly obese. If I get coronavirus is that basically a death sen
Noumas
06/25/20 4:22:36 PM
#1
tence?

Whole thing's been a wake up call to get in shape but that will take me at least a year. In the meantime if I do get coronavirus, do you think I'm basically dead on site?
TopicDo you think its implied jafar did experiments on iago so that he could talk
Noumas
06/25/20 9:38:39 AM
#1
Like humans and plot schemes like humans etc? Especially in the second one, return of jafar
Topic... Rapture doesnt seem like a bad idea now, where's Andrew Ryan?
Noumas
06/25/20 9:19:38 AM
#1
Let him build that city, maybe we'll be safe under the ocean from coronavirus!
Topic*back to the window* me: I wonder if neighbors can see me watching porn
Noumas
06/25/20 9:07:39 AM
#3
I think you mean basement/cellar while hunched over like a troll
TopicThis is why Crash Bandicoot doesn't talk
Noumas
06/25/20 9:00:23 AM
#24
Alpha218 posted...
I also like how the ad straight-up lies

There's not more than 30 levels, there's 28 unique levels (not counting bosses). There's also no jet-ski (that's in 3)
Well bosses are a level so it still counts, you call it a boss level. Also lol its hilarious that when they say jetski they cut to his face since there's no actual jetski to display, it's so damn hilarious.
Topic*back to the window* me: I wonder if neighbors can see me watching porn
Noumas
06/25/20 8:28:14 AM
#1
The porn would be visible from the window
TopicDoes the Metal Gear series have the most confusing storyline in video games?
Noumas
06/24/20 12:01:12 PM
#34
DevsBro posted...
The genetics thing is fine, actually. I think most people either just misremember it or don't know the difference between genotype and phenotype.
I think it's more how he kept implying that recessive genes were somehow and that dominant genes meant "better" apparently
TopicReplaying the Arkham series, started with Knight. (spoilers for whole series)
Noumas
06/23/20 4:55:54 AM
#94
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The LOST references almost flew over my head this time around.
What Lost references?
TopicThe Prime Cap in Kingdom Hearts is the worst thing I've ever done in a game
Noumas
06/23/20 4:38:12 AM
#36
I dunno tc, if you didnt choose staff and drop sword, you have only yourself to blame.

This thing is a huge amount of bullshit, and even with the YouTube clips telling you how to do it still annoys me, but as long as you have the right setup should be manageable enough to get.
TopicDeep dish pizza rant john stewart
Noumas
06/23/20 4:30:29 AM
#50
Nade Duck posted...
the sauce is the least interesting part of the pizza anyway, dunno why you'd want that much of it.
Tomato sauce is the best part though in a real pizza
TopicHonest Trailers| Twister
Noumas
06/23/20 1:58:51 AM
#3
HylianFox posted...
clairvoyant
Holy shit what a unique choice of words, you dont happen to watch agents of shield do you? If you don't that's an insane coincidence.
TopicIs there such a thing as boobs that look too big and jiggle too much and
Noumas
06/22/20 1:54:41 PM
#2
This came to me when I was looking at Sofia Vergara
TopicIs there such a thing as boobs that look too big and jiggle too much and
Noumas
06/22/20 1:51:09 PM
#1
are too sexy?
TopicTuna can weigh up to 800 pounds and live 50 years
Noumas
06/22/20 5:41:28 AM
#7
PBusted posted...
Exactly what I thought

Holy shit, this delicious prey food is a shark eater?!
I just looked up Goliath Grouper and goddamn.
Ive been to restaurants that have their seafood fresh. Imagine if they had to have a whole aquarium or tube in order to house these giants.
Wow at how huge that fish is. It must taste delicious
TopicNew DNA evidence frees black man convicted of...
Noumas
06/21/20 3:03:15 AM
#1
TopicInspiring story of CEO who worked his way up from being son of former CEO
Noumas
06/20/20 6:35:34 PM
#1
TopicTuna can weigh up to 800 pounds and live 50 years
Noumas
06/20/20 7:57:05 AM
#5
But of course. Heck I never really liked tuna when I only knew it as that canned stuff you give to alleycats. When a friend made me an actual tuna steak to try, it was one of the most delicious meals I've ever had.

I cant believe the canned stuff is more popular than an actual cutlet of tuna. It's so much more delicious fresh.
Topic*extremely attractive YouTube girl* *says she has depression*
Noumas
06/19/20 5:16:30 AM
#93
PikachuMaxwell posted...
Also, attractiveness is subjective. I admit I'm pretty shallow but what's considered attractive to someone might not be considered attractive to other people.
And vice versa, I find a lot of girls attractive and other people call them "plain jane" for some reason.
TopicI'm fat but identify as skinny. I'm a trans-slender
Noumas
06/19/20 12:18:24 AM
#3
I mean probably not, but it doesn't matter, she'll get by
TopicWhat's your favorite episode of Malcolm In The Middle?
Noumas
06/18/20 4:37:12 PM
#4
Anything from the first 4 seasons
Topic10 foods to never eat if you want to be healthy but unhappy
Noumas
06/18/20 5:08:36 AM
#1
  1. Donuts
  2. Pizza
TopicI'm fat but identify as skinny. I'm a trans-slender
Noumas
06/17/20 7:43:13 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/mB573AmATKw

Lol that was pretty clever
TopicOmg she's so mean
Noumas
06/17/20 7:32:01 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/Y7B_k4K-o4U

I wish a girl would say she'd fuck me. Even just the idea of a girl actually wanting to have sex with me is more than enough
TopicI didn't kill my wife.
Noumas
06/16/20 1:24:56 PM
#12
Zikten posted...
he's a great actor but I have always been sad that he mocks and hates the 2 roles that built his career.

he thinks Indiana Jones and Star Wars are childish crap and he's never respected it. that means the vast majority of his fans like him for work that he hated doing and wants to forget
I can agree with star wars obviously but no way he said that about Indiana Jones, it's a lot more mature and is basically wise cracking James bond as an adventuring archaeologist
Topic*extremely attractive YouTube girl* *says she has depression*
Noumas
06/16/20 2:32:58 AM
#84
Darmik posted...
Doesn't matter how wealthy, attractive or successful you are. You can always be vulnerable to depression.

Like her YouTube career relies on the validation of having an audience who consistently support her. That is a lot of pressure that can wear people down. Ask basically any stand-up comic.
YouTube isn't really a career though, you can just not be on there, and avoid online (self-imposed) pressure.
TopicSo... how do people have these playlists with thousands of songs on their iphone
Noumas
06/15/20 1:42:58 PM
#1
Even if each song cost just $1, that's still $1000! Too much.
TopicMen and women running race
Noumas
06/15/20 1:05:14 PM
#1
TopicSo why does a base model Honda out-perform 'luxury' brands?
Noumas
06/15/20 12:53:34 PM
#9
It's like I'm watching that Community episode right now
TopicEnough Is Enough: Star Wars Director Is Donating $10 Mil To Help Fight Racism
Noumas
06/15/20 8:42:38 AM
#1
How nice. But why sideline finn in the movies?
Topic*extremely attractive YouTube girl* *says she has depression*
Noumas
06/14/20 3:47:45 AM
#83
TopicGot a midnight text from a girl. God I wish it was a booty call but it's not.
Noumas
06/13/20 6:05:47 PM
#1
We work together so its just a text about work. What I wouldn't give for an attractive girl to actually want to sleep with me and have sex...
Topic"Original Assassin's Creed Game Had Side Content Added In Five Days"
Noumas
06/13/20 5:39:31 PM
#1
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/original-assassins-creed-game-had-side-content-add/1100-6477648/?ftag=THR-01-10aaa0b

CEO's son played the game and said it was boring and that there was nothing to do in the game.

Lol he was so right, but they didnt really listen. I wonder if the game is still playable today for someone who wants to start AC from the beginning.
Topicthis needs a porn parody
Noumas
06/13/20 8:49:45 AM
#2
Lol comics
TopicWait can I... can I book porn stars on their Twitter?
Noumas
06/13/20 6:56:47 AM
#4
I wonder if they'd go for an ugly dude like me, I kinda wanna take them on a date as well after, just to have a meal after the sex
TopicMatthew Perry (Friends actor) SHOWS OFF his man boobs and gut
Noumas
06/12/20 4:40:11 PM
#26
Oh god that's what I look like. Except I'm not a millionaire like him. How am I gonna get a hot woman to sleep with me any time soon?

Or any woman ever?
TopicIs anyone else upset at how helpless the global pandemic has made them feel?
Noumas
06/12/20 12:30:13 PM
#1
I feel stuck, trapped, not even in control of my own life. Wish I could talk to someone about all this
TopicThis was on my recommended list on youtube >_>
Noumas
06/12/20 8:49:25 AM
#2
Lol I love its always sunny, such a brilliant show.
Topicwhat are some musical tv shows
Noumas
06/12/20 8:43:57 AM
#12
Zikten posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VF4-fyuCeU

Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist is an entire tv series based on the same concept as this one famous episode of Scrubs. a woman gets some kind of brain damage that makes her see and hear people performing musical numbers around her
Jane Levy really should have taken off, she's so underrated and makes a great redhead.
TopicReplaying the Arkham series, started with Knight. (spoilers for whole series)
Noumas
06/12/20 8:35:32 AM
#24
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Love the detail on the models. Dent's good side has the scars from his fight with Catwoman, Hush has faintly visible lines from the skin grafts, and Joker's model from when he shot Barbara has a hankerchief with a lipstick mark and "H. Quinn"

Also this is my favorite Harley look in these games I think. Shame the writers didn't like the idea of her actually becoming more competent without Joker.
The harley look doesnt differ from the previous two though, it just feels like a mix of the 2.

I don't know why mark hamill said he was done voicing joker when he came back anyway, for lots of different joker roles in fact. That being said I feel like troy baker did a phenomenal job in Arkham origins and the game is just fun in general, more arkham goodness.

But why was it even called arkham knight again? Was there any ties to arkham this time? Also how disappointing was azrael's story, literally just one of the sidequests. City gave me the impression that it was a much larger thing at play.
Topic*extremely attractive YouTube girl* *says she has depression*
Noumas
06/12/20 6:43:54 AM
#82
deupd_u2 posted...
https://i.imgur.com/BPTKwPJ.jpg
Lol that was weird
TopicJedi Tifa deflects Sephiroth's asteroids.
Noumas
06/12/20 6:28:43 AM
#3
Um... what is it that? Is that VR? Are they in some kind of arcade?
TopicWait can I... can I book porn stars on their Twitter?
Noumas
06/11/20 4:48:01 PM
#1
Checking out elena koshka because she so hot and apparently her Twitter says I can book her? I mean... can I actually, with a porn girl?
TopicHoly shit family guy bill cosby
Noumas
06/11/20 8:53:10 AM
#3
It's just so dark for network tv
TopicThe moment when Elsa changes dress OwO
Noumas
06/11/20 2:27:32 AM
#2
The mist effect helps hide it thats why.

Also her voice is amazing, I didnt know they made a Broadway frozen! It definitely works as a musical
TopicHoly shit family guy bill cosby
Noumas
06/11/20 1:10:05 AM
#1
TopicFamily guy Emmy episode had a pron star reference
Noumas
06/10/20 4:23:45 PM
#8
Netflix only have 13 to 17... what a weirdo streaming service
TopicFamily guy Emmy episode had a pron star reference
Noumas
06/10/20 4:10:25 PM
#6
By the way any good family guy episodes? Netflix only has a couple seasons
TopicFamily guy Emmy episode had a pron star reference
Noumas
06/10/20 4:05:32 PM
#4
Also it was really cool that modern family stars were actually chill enough to lend their voices to such a ridiculous show lol
TopicFamily guy Emmy episode had a pron star reference
Noumas
06/10/20 3:58:47 PM
#1
Not sure if name can be said but they actually reference these casting couch videos I've been watching that feature hot girls having passionless sex with a guy holding a camera.
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