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Teddy strikes me as one of very few honest men to ever hold the office

ZiggiStardust posted...

it's weird, the last year the mods weren't quite as insane as in year's past. i'd even say they were doing a decent job. however, it looks like shit has taken a turn, and they're back to their unreasonable stupidity, ok?

So much this

Oh, and best of all I can start next monday

Ayyy, I got the job.

My new bosses are a couple of awesome ladies, one of whom was born in my parents' home town.

I get to drive for the grocery store twice a week, which will eliminate my need to do it on the weekends. Driving for doctors appointments twice a week, and the a couple of 2 hour scenic rides per week.

Shit sounds pretty tight, and my bosses are pretty psyched about my schedule flexibility so I'm pretty happy.

Didn't they find out that it's actually faster or some such nonsense? I'm sure all the weebs loved that.

They are prejudiced against cool gamers.

Also they can all eat my boogers. I got modded for calling a guy in a wig 'he' instead of she.

Dude had a fucking beard and everything.

They make auto clickers, and I believe some of them will let you bind a key on your keyboard to them

Ayyy, I woke up to an email with a job offer. Gotta a go put some synthetic pee into a cup now.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Noop_Noop posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

If you remember that America is basically third world, you realise the numbers make sense.

He said, from his regressive third world nannystate

Lol England is far from third world, we don't even have to pay for healthcare as we couldn't be so uncouth as to allow peasants to die on our streets. We're so first world we brush away the vagrants to keep the Olympics looking nice.

We have lots of restrictions from hundreds upon hundreds of years of refinement and made your country, you don't have third world countries having a major section of a continent as a vassal state.

Vassal states hahahahahahahah

He still thinks the UK is relevant hahahahahahahah

That's the funniest shit I ever heard.

Go tell it to your queen buddy. Nobody in the developed world cares

Blighboy posted...

Noop_Noop posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

If you remember that America is basically third world, you realise the numbers make sense.

He said, from his regressive third world nannystate

"no u" - Schmendrake, 2018

What? Was I supposed to try to actually say something intelligible to that ape? What would be the point? You dummies have brought me down to your level.

Now go cry to your gender studies teacher about it my little snowflake.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

If you remember that America is basically third world, you realise the numbers make sense.

He said, from his regressive third world nannystate

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Quol posted...

WhiskeyDisk posted...

Because in something like MMA, you're not talking about theoretical tumblrina shit anymore. Someone who has spent 75/80/90% of their life as a man, training most of that time as a man pound for pound will decimate any biologically born female in the same weight class regardless of hormones, regardless of assertions of "I'm a girl now".

Ikr? This is why this story makes me happy. Just imagine that in 10 years an all buff male team in skirts becomes officially accepted into a national women's league and begins to decimate, just imagine the american football games.

Careful, you're gonna trigger Foxx. Those aren't men, they are women, and they have every right to play sports with actual women and dominate them. Yay for women's rights. Men get to be better than them at being women too.

It's obvious that people just have too much freedom and liberty in this country. We really need to rein it in. Safety is more important.

Jen0125 posted...

Noop_Noop posted...

While we are at it, let's just throw out the entire bill of rights. Safety is more important than liberty after all.

you know the bill of rights exists to amend the constitution and other amendments to the bill of rights and can be changed? yes? no?

I know right? They're just amendments. Who the fuck needs free speech? Free religion? Free press? Freedom to defend yourself.

Really I think it's pretty obvious these things are all threats to public safety and should be abolished.

Now go stand up on the graves of those dead children and tell us all how we should abolish the second amendment and enact a blanket gun ban.

While we are at it, let's just throw out the entire bill of rights. Safety is more important than liberty after all.

We have a lot of them here

Nobody commenting on the fact he called me a 'fucking cripple' or about his gloating about me 'dying in agony'

I mean, I know I'm a total asshole, but that and racism are two lines that not even I cross.

It's not THAT strange anymore. It's been well documented and acknowledged by me the entire time.

That being said, I don't troll the entire time, and even when I am it doesn't make the garbage I spew and more or less true.

Awwwwwww shit son. Gonna be a fun day today.

Duckbear sure spends a lot of time body shaming women considering he is such a barrel ass himself

You know, I can recall a certain other time in history when we justified the deplorable treatment of a certain group by collectively agreeing not to classify them as people.

That's odd. I thought liberals were all for revising history to make it less offensive.

Vanilla wow. There was a boat you could sneak onto and gank people relentlessly. Due to the fact that the boat moved between continents, if you released spirit it put you in the graveyard, alive, 20 min away from the boat. You walked back, and just got ganked again.

So long as you didn't release spirit you came back to life on the boat when it changed continents.

And that's the story of how I made highwarlord in a battleground that had very very few people who did pvp.

I feel just a little bad for laughing at this poor bastard, but when he gets up and hobble around it is hilarious.

It's like if you gave sentience to one of those fisher price figures

green dragon posted...

Is tc schmen?

Schmen but mobile. Yes. This account means I am on my phone.

Zeus posted...

tbh, that and process serving sound pretty fun, but it doesn't seem like the kind of work you could build a real career around (ie, progressive responsibility and pay)

Process serving is not at all fun. I don't do it myself anymore. I usually just hire college kids to do it.

It's a whole lot of driving and a whole lot of nothing, followed by a potentially violent altercation.

It's fairly easy to build a career around it if you're willing to invest the time into making a name for yourself.

Honestly, I have so many cases come my way that I can pick and choose what I like and refer the rest elsewhere.

dedbus posted...

Hope he's raking in cash if he's hurt that badly yet the company still looking to get out of it. Like was he folded in half backwards and they're like let's make sure he's not just being a bitch about it?

they always do these investigations when the claim goes beyond a certain length. He wasnt exactly folded in half I don't think. Looks like most of the damage was to his pelvis, so I can sympathize.

synth_real posted...

Where did he work that he got hurt that badly?

He works construction. As I understand it a forklift operator knocked a scaffold over, and right onto his ass.

ferko420 posted...

How does one get this job?!?

Just go through the licensing and education process like most jobs.

Pretty easy way to get into the business is by becoming a process server, but that is very much not fun work. Can be pretty fucking dangerous at times.

It will however help you get to know a PI who can help you along the way.

This is gonna be the easiest case I've ever done. Just gonna sit outside this homeboy's house all day and see if he does anything he shouldn't be able to.

Dudes in a fucking cast from the waist down. It's for sure not fraud. He is just sitting there watching TV.

I told the client I am certain it is not fraud, but if they want to keep paying me I'm content to let them.

3 more days of this shit. I'm. Gonna need to remember to put some movies on my phone.

Jen0125 posted...

but schmen, we didn't receive the mailbox key or pool key so i have to verify how to get that!

Make sure to come back to us with a dramatic tale about how hard it was.

You've cried about literally everything. This would have been probably about the 8th topic where you did so.

Sort of shocked the topic title wasn't something more along the lines of

'OMFG Getting a key for a new house is so ooooo hard!'

Considering you've cried about literally every other step in this process.

The mistake you are making here is believing that you were right in the first place.

Maybe you should be the one to let him redpill YOU

You idiots do realize that's what happens when the interest rates finally have to go up right? It's been nine fucking years.

SunWuKung420 posted...

I stand by my statement, our city was not gathering violently. Some people misbehaved, clearly. But it was a celebration.

'in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I stand by my incorrect statement! '

You guys gotta understand that when fat Rick Grimes sees a gathering of people he doesn't see a riot. He sees zombies.

Also, sunny is delusional. Philly was about as peaceful as he and his wife are skinny.

Bro, I don't know how many times I gotta say it, but I'm not ziggi.

And how about you answer mine first.

How in the FUCK are you gonna claim racism is reasonable?

Bro, are you really trying to say that racism is reasonable?

I'm actually schmendrakes alt. I've bee lnpretty upfront about that fact.

ZiggiStardust posted...

i tried to get him to calm himself, but he wasn't really interested in having a discussion anyways. shame, i haven't put anyone on ignore since i came back over a year ago, ok?

I don't blame you. Hard to believe this sort of prejudice still exists in the modern world.

Zikten posted...

Noop_Noop posted...

make it pretty clear that there is something inherently racist about you.

only cause you want to see it, so you find it. the human mind has confirmation bias and it finds what it expects to see. that's why we see shapes in clouds. I haven't said a single racist thing in this entire topic. I just asked TC why he thinks people are racist for enjoying DC comics.

And why do you think my mind would expect you to be racist? Could it be because you are acting super racist?

Zikten posted...

don't quote the important part of my post and then ignore it. there is nothing inherently racist about the DC universe

No... But you are starting to make it pretty clear that there is something inherently racist about you.

Seriously, you gotta chill with that shit

Zikten, you need to calm the fuck down with the cross burning.

Zikten needs to calm down. He is starting to sound super racist.

Not a fan. He put out some decent movies and he's capable of being sort of funny, but in real life he is a gigantic douche.