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FrozenBananas posted...

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

I'm starting to get the feeling that if people hadn't been assholes to each other for the entirety of human history, we might not have these problems.

Really? You think it has nothing to do with the fact of the anonymity of the internet and the fact that people feel safe talking shit and being assholes behind computer screens?

I think it has quite a bit to do with that.
Human history is basically all arguing and fighting and the internet is just a new tool to do it with.
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Well, it did make me chuckle, so I'll be generous and give it a solid 0.7 out of 8


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I thought the whole left handed people are evil thing was over in this day and age...
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AllstarSniper32 posted...

I feel like comparing penis to boobs isn't right

I had a dream once that a penis was growing from my chest
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DPsx7 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

They dont. Pets are great. I have multiple. But theyre not the same as having an actual relationship. Nowhere close to it...

I beg to differ. All the good parts, none of the bad.

Well... I don't have to scold my wife for eating out of the cat's litter box like I have to with my dog

because she scolds herself
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Blaqthourne posted...

we butter our bacon.

But my heart hurts
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I really wish Sting would have been the voice of Spyro the Dragon...
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I wanted to wear one back when I was Catholic, but they would have nun of it
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I'd just like to mention that I've been wiping nobody's ass but my own for a year now and I feel so free
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Something about her makes me think of https://thispersondoesnotexist.com but I can't quite put my finger on what...
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Prenuptial agreements amuse me. Start your marriage by planning your divorce.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I'm starting to get the feeling that if people hadn't been assholes to each other for the entirety of human history, we might not have these problems.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

*insert joke about being a bottom feeder*
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Yeah, something about "things LinkPizza says to his bf for 100"
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I heard if you drink bleach it'll remove the toxins from your digestive tract
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darcandkharg31 posted...

That girl is poisoooooon

Fixed it for you
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-Komaiko54- posted...

^I saw that message. you're literally sick

Well I'm sorry... I hate to break it to you, but you can't truly appreciate Madonna's music until you learn to love her gas. It's just that simple...
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I put the ranch on the bacon because I don't want the hose again...
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So how much gold does he have?
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Pikazard1 posted...

I've never played a final fantasy game, and don't get why it's popular

I've never had a Krabby Patty and I never will!
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Link's Awakening. It's my favorite 2D Zelda, and it's my favorite game series overall.
I like FF7 and all, and I'm interested to see what they do with it, but if the combat system is like FF15 then I might just watch the major cutscenes on YouTube and call it good.
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You can clearly see in the last picture she is 112% crazy and gives -30 fucks.
I'd still poke the bear tho.

Batshit/10
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But like, compared to other sites with comparable designs? Also with lots of white pixels?
I don't want to be fueling anyone's scientific experiments and shit
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Doesn't explain why GFAQs suck my battery harder than other websites. Some shady shit going on here. Someone's up to something, or at least in cahoots with the electric company...
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I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of Madonna farting into her microphone.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/ed/d3/18edd3ea0b629acc3129efe6693427ab.jpg
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When I'm on Gamefaqs, my phone's battery drains something like 30% faster than if I'm on another website... It's a substantial and noticeable difference.

So, Gamefaqs, what exactly are you doing with this extra battery power you're syphoning off?

You guys are up to something, and I'm going to find out what it is.
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Mead posted...

We need a list of the congress members who dont bother to show up like this because most of them should be replaced with someone who actually gives a shit

I can guarantee my state's congressmen don't give a shit
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People can piss on the art style all they want, but I'm digging it.

This image in particular really struck me
https://e3.nintendo.com/binaries/5cf06b5f77b92c0012b412ff/media-0.image.jpg

And this
https://e3.nintendo.com/binaries/5cf06b5f77b92c0012b412ff/media-3.image.jpg

Mmm...shiny and smooth, like buttered mozzarella
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

The second disc of Dream Theater's Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence is split into 6 tracks, but it's technically one song. It'll keep everyone entertained for a good 45 min or so
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It looks shiny.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

so link will wake up when september has almost ended?

If you take 11 days to finish it, the Awakening will be when September ends
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Then I'm gonna make the most of it and have a Panamanian Petting Zoo
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Someone in that state of mind might much rather come to a community like this where they may feel more comfortable for support rather than calling a suicide hotline to talk to someone who, while having the best intentions, get paid to tell you it'll be ok
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Im 37 and I still find new cool games to enjoy

Guess Im just awesome
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Inspired by an old internet legend. Specifically, this video:


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I was rather surprised a few years back to see Gilbert Gottfried do a perfect Seinfeld impersonation.

Gottfried said...

To be or not to be. That is the question... Should I be or should I not? Some people be. Who aaaare these people that be?

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Extravabonanza
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Valiant_Kaiser posted...

Robert Paulson

His name is Robert Paulson
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I had some picked out but I forgot...
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C'mon join the joyride
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Finnish? But I've only begun.
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The part where Tony Stark died ninja gut-punched the wife and I in the feels. Even though we knew it was coming, the way the scene played out was eerily familiar; Pepper's line was almost word for word what my wife said to her mom as she was slipping away from cancer.
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It is a special number, only to be written in the blood of a freshly sacrificed prairie dog
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https://imgur.com/eqsTks8
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I voted 2 because it has my favorite ending ever
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Here's an interesting article on the subject:

https://legendsoflocalization.com/final-fantasy-vi/
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