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pegusus123456 posted...

The game, not the brother's sausage.

What about the sister's sausage?

46 days and I'm a ? Block.

Yuan Herong is MOMMY! Literally. She gave birth within the past few years. Some lucky bastard had the best snu-snu ever.

Interesting fact: Reverse Cowgirl is the cause of most penile fractures during sex. One wrong move, and SNAP GOES THE TWIG!

I enjoy the simple pleasures of Dahffy Dook.

It took 16 posts before someone said it:

Sonic.

For shame.

Should've gotten Peter Jackson to direct it.

Should've been animated instead of live-action.

Either way...

Zelda Williams as Zelda or I riot.

Smackems posted...

How ain't nobody posted a pic of his gf yet

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/96a81a17.png
Oh God

Dobby and McGonagall's daughter.

"Food Wars!" wishes it was that good.

Now I'm curious about this game. Someone wanna PM the name?

Firefox+UBO+Privacy Badger+SponsorBlock=Fuck You, Tube!

Chocolate milkshake:

https://imgur.com/cf8R725
https://imgur.com/W7yz3JK
https://imgur.com/03BrK1W
https://imgur.com/dZ5p6BJ

Vanilla milkshake:

https://imgur.com/YQ5vB4E
https://imgur.com/OPserOv
https://imgur.com/r1XHqdq
https://imgur.com/lig0hge

BurmesePenguin posted...

This is a topic about boobies and you're posting hulking sagglers.

Boobs are boobs. =3

BurmesePenguin posted...

Ban Monferno.

No visible nips or areola. No reason for me to be in trouble.

Have some more.

https://imgur.com/GEOG2v1
https://imgur.com/LzLEeLk
https://imgur.com/BUZyoBf

https://imgur.com/4ev7RBy

'Cuz it's FedEx. 'Nuff said. =/

BurmesePenguin posted...

Wikipedia says John RHys Davies voices Gimli in the game, but it also says it takes place in the fourth age.

How does that work?

Last I remember, the Fourth Age began when the Ring was destroyed and Aragon was crowned King Elessar.

Dunno about any of my HS crushes, but an elementary-to-MS crush got knocked up the summer break after our 8th grade year, then went to jail several years ago for prostitution, murder, and evidence tampering. <_<;

Tyranthraxus posted...

I found them at a QT

QT? I dunno what that is.

TheGoldenEel posted...

I got them at pick n save (Kroger)

Neither of the Krogers (2), Wal-Marts (3), and the one Superlo in walking/driving distance of me have had them. T_T

Dammit, where the hell are y'all finding them? I haven't seen a single bag of the fuckers in about 2 months now.

Still would.

Nope. I might buy or rent a movie once in a while on YouTube, but I'm not paying just to remove ads. Music? I have ReVanced on my phone.

Hell, thanks to uBlock and Privacy Badger, I get completely free movies on YT with the "Free with ads" films they rotate through.

I went in expecting Megatron to lose. I am surprised he made it so far, though.

Piggly Wiggly still exists out there? o_O I haven't seen one in about at least...17-19 years at this point. My elementary school days.

It'd be hilarious to see Google eventually try to sue Mozilla and Brave Software for allowing ad-blockers to block ads on YouTube with their browsers. It'd be entertaining to watch.

Spicy version or GTFO

Jagr_68 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/6/AAUQbgAAE5k2.jpg

I know what some of you might be thinking...

NO YOU CANNOT

YES I CAN

Hayame_Zero posted...

There's also that storyboard the artists did where Stu makes Tommy drink cleaning chemicals and he convulses on the floor, and then implies he's going to SA Angelica.

And that's just the one that's been released to the public. The full thing is lost media and is supposedly even worse.

.....Ok, I know cartoons from the 90's and very early 00's had some questionable content, but what the fuck made them think this would've made it to air?

Delayed until next year for polish*.

*Polish=the hope that fans will forget that it's a live-service game that requires an internet connection to play the single-player campaign.

Let me get it out of the way: Yes, I escalated when I shouldn't have, and I regret it.

WarfireX posted...

He failed to control his vehicle and hit the other person's car. They could have had a baby on board.

They shouldn't have brake-checked me to begin with, even less so if they had a baby. On this matter, they're at fault, not me. You clearly didn't read my OP just fine.

WarfireX posted...

And you better believe a jury with me would hold him accountable. My cousin was killed by a damn red light runner.

I'm sorry you lost someone to someone else running a redlight. But explain what else I should've done in that moment with someone chasing after me with a gun. Just stop and let them possibly shoot me?

creativeme posted...

you check your car for any bullet holes? might wanna take it to a mechanic just in case.

I checked and didn't find any bullet holes. They only fired twice, and I'm thinking they did it more to scare than to actually cause harm.

Oh_Boy_ posted...

Drive fast enough in the left lane to not even be honked at to begin with for starters, as I move to the right if I want to cruise or drive slower. Not try and make someone "go around" me on the right, not act tough but try to drive off simultaneously, hitting the other car.

No. What I as doing before all this shit started wasn't wrong. Regardless of why I was in the left lane, it wasn't enough to justify someone throwing shit at me in the first place, as long as I'm at least doing the speed limit. As I said, this wasn't the fucking interstate or highway, this was surface streets with stoplight intersections. I was sarcastic when I said it before, but I won't be now: I'm not sorry that I wasn't going 50-60MPH on a 40MPH road.

Stop trying to vilify me for simply following the damn law by going the speed limit.

Oh_Boy_ posted...

Back to being tough online. Something tells me youll think before road raging next time assuming youre not making this whole thing up.

...Alright, fine.

Yes, I thought I was being tough when I gave them the same treatment they gave me. Yes, that toughness went away the moment they decided to start shooting a gun. Yes, I learned my lesson. No, I didn't make this up, though I have no way currently to prove it.

Does that satisfy you?

HylianFox posted...

Dude, nobody gives a shit about midichlorians

And that matters in canon how?

darkmaian23 posted...

Do you live in the bad part of a big city or something? I've never seen or heard of anything like that in any of the places I've lived or towns I've visited. Glad you're OK, though!

Memphis. It's not unusual to hear guns going off, especially at night.

Oh_Boy_ posted...

Crazy how you flipped story about holding up the passing lane, making someone pass you on the right,

There was no one and nothing keeping them from moving over to the right lane to pass me, which they did. You'll have to forgive me if I don't wish to go 50-60MPH on a 40MPH road on surface streets populated by stoplight intersections. Yes, I engaged when I shouldn't have, but they're the ones who got pissy first and decided to start throwing shit.

Oh_Boy_ posted...

He is a CEman and probably posts on reddit too. Standard internet badass. they eventually figure out real life works differently than a forum run by people who circle jerk along with you.

Nice assumptions there, dude. I'm not an "internet badass", and I don't sell myself as one.

Seriously, who pissed in your cornflakes?

sabin017 posted...

Did TC admit to a hit & run?

cjsdowg posted...

Also I would have called the police after I hit a car. Since not doing that is a crime. Like dude really needs to report what happened.

Admittedly, that does sound like a hit and run. I do need to report this, but in this case, I don't regret driving away. As I said before, if they'd seen me on the phone, thinking I was calling the cops, they might've shot me right there.

Besides, if there were any working cameras on that stretch of road (with my luck, there won't be), it'd show them moving over in front of me and slamming on their brakes, forcing me to stop. I do remember the light at the upcoming intersection was green, so they weren't doing it to avoid hitting someone in front of them.

I know, I know, this could've all been avoided if I hadn't engaged. But I did, and there's no changing that.

Trumpo posted...

Never seen OP here before

While YOU may not have, I've posted here plenty of times; some topics of my own making, responses in other topics, and so on.

Don't start this, please.

cjsdowg posted...

Trying to keep from leaving. Yeah that is kind of a crime after an accident . You should have called the police right away from your car.

I'm glad I didn't. If they'd thought I was calling the cops when we stopped, they might've shot me then and there. Aside from a tire iron I'd have to dig for, I had no way to defend myself against a gun. All the more reason I need to get my own.

ChainsawFerret posted...

Okay, take a breath and the time you need to get yourself together. Gonna give you a to-do list:

1) Notify law enforcement, if you haven't already. Give them the location where it transpired. Most businesses have cameras and may have caught something.

2) Check your car for damage. Look for bullet holes or damage around the vehicle.

3) Check your dash cameras if you have any. You may have caught something and not known it. If so, TURN IT OVER to law enforcement. This may not be an isolated incident.

All good points. I can do the first 2, but I don't have a dashcam, unfortunately. Went through several intersections that are usually busy, so it's possible it was all caught on camera.

OriginalPlain2 posted...

told or waved them to go around is at the least polite or considerate
but for them to grudge is wth

It's Memphis. I'm honestly not surprised they decided to get pissy about it.

Priere posted...

When people do shit like that, it is best not to engage.

TheSuperSilver posted...

Let that be a lesson to you. If people antagonize you on the road, don't respond in kind. You have to let that stuff go because you don't know if those folks are packing.

darkbuster posted...

I know most people will accuse of some "blaming the victim" BS, but why did you choose to reciprocate with someone so willingly to casually road rage a random stranger on in the middle of the night? They had no right to bring a gun to the situation, but you shouldn't have played into the game, if they were only throwing swears around.

You're all right, of course. I did, but I shouldn't have. I just fucking hate bullies and asshats who think they can do what they want and fuck everyone else in the process. I let my personal feeling get the better of me.

AloofHermit posted...

gotta stay strapped

I'm seriously starting to consider it.

GiftedACIII posted...

Did you get their license plates?

I wish I did. When I heard the gun go off, though, anything that wasn't "get the fuck out of here" left my mind.

At the very least, I'm going to look into getting a dashcam.

I was on my way home from doing my weekly shopping at Wal-Mart when a car pulls up behind me. I was in the left lane and they started blaring their horn at me. I start waving my arm at them, telling them to go around me. This was on surface streets with plenty of stoplights, not the interstate or highway, and I'd just come up on a light that'd just turned green. While they go past me, one of the women rolls down a window, swears at me, and throws her drink at me.

They move back over to the right lane and try to speed away, but get caught behind several cars at a stoplight. I pull up beside them and show them the same "respect" they showed me, and the light turns green. I start driving, they pull ahead of me, and they proceed to get in front of me and slam on their brakes. Luckily, my brakes are good and I merely bumped into them, maybe causing a scratch on both vehicles. The women get out of their car and start cussing at me, trying to keep me from leaving, but I'm able to go around them, flipping them off while I'm at it. They hurry back into their car and follow me close behind.

That's when I hear the fucking gun go off. Two shots.

I panicked and stepped on the gas. They chased me for a while, both of us blowing past redlights. Thank fuck it was night, as I drive a black car, making it hard to see me after I turned off my lights to try and lose them. They finally gave up when they lost sight of me after I got too far ahead.

I'm still shaking a bit from it. I'm surprised I didn't shit myself.

AceMos posted...

how would he even know about how life in other galaxies works

I honestly don't know, alright? I don't have those answers. And if that's the way you wanna play it, then everyone is an unreliable narrator.

But...there's been nothing to contradict what he's stated in-canon. We know the Force exists elsewhere in the universe, such as in the Unknown Regions/the Chaos (it's referred to as the Great Presence, Third Sight, etc.) and we know the original Nightsisters/Dathomiri/whatever come from another galaxy thanks to the latest episode of Ahsoka