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HashBrownAgain posted...

Is Phoebe Cates still a babe?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKE2t2yWUAAO6qk.jpg

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/935/154935/417255.jpg

Eh, a hit and miss, I'd say. Could be better, could definitely be worse.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Forgot one: she has kids.

As long as she's upfront about having kids from the get-go, I don't mind. And by upfront, I don't mean BRINGING THEM WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DATE OR FIRST 4 DATES. Those should be spent getting to know YOU first. I'd like to have the time to warm up to the idea of being a father by the time we would decide to be in a committed relationship. However, if we've been dating for months and you purposely kept it a secret all that time, you'll find yourself ending up a single mother for a while longer as I drop you like a mic after a bad joke.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

For me, what DOESN'T matter in a woman:

height
race
tattoos
hair length/dyed hair
any and all piercings

What DOES matter:

hygiene
STDs
fat/obese (for example, Ashley Graham can get the bone, but Tess Holiday would get the boot)
hard drugs (not weed)
cigarette smoker
sports (while I wouldn't mind if she's a sports fan, I'm not about to sit down and watch a game of basketball, football, hockey, etc., nor am I interested in talking about sports)
gamer (she doesn't HAVE to be a gamer, but she must understand I will never give up playing video games, it's a major part of my life)
religious nut (she can be religious, but don't try to convert me or take me to church; I'm atheist for a reason)
extreme left/right in politics (I wouldn't care if she's a republican or democrat, but I can't stand those who take everything that their party says as word of God)
pure woman (I'd like to have my own kids someday and right now, MtF can't get pregnant)
anti-science
Climate Change denier
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

I lived there once, way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

prince_leo posted...

In Spider-Man Homecoming, they incorrectly state the number of pieces in the Lego Deathstar by using the old model count despite Ned building the newer model.
They built like 5 copies of the set, so there should have been boxes all around with the number handily printed on them.

Why would you do your job wrong if it takes equal effort to do it right?
I truly don't understand.

Not to mention the fact that the flashback at the beginning that takes place right after the first Avengers film is shown to have happened 8 years ago, even though I'm pretty sure Avengers 1 took place in 2012, not 2009 (nope, not confusing it with the release date).
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

If only she had been topless, too. It would've been perfect. She's one of the few extremely short-haired/bald women I'd love to spend a night with.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Darmik posted...

Monferno_AQW posted...

Darmik posted...

Monferno_AQW posted...

Where's mah Fable, dammit. And I don't mean that shitty Fable Fortune, either.

They closed down Lionhead so good luck with that

Yep, I know. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they also shutdown Halo's original studio?

No. They're now third party and work on Destiny.

Ah, my mistake. Still, one can hope.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Darmik posted...

Monferno_AQW posted...

Where's mah Fable, dammit. And I don't mean that shitty Fable Fortune, either.

They closed down Lionhead so good luck with that

Yep, I know. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they also shutdown Halo's original studio?
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Where's mah Fable, dammit. And I don't mean that shitty Fable Fortune, either.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

joe40001 posted...

Monferno_AQW posted...

Eh, if I want to be Snu-snu'd by a tall girl, I'd rather it be done by Elizabeth Debicki (6'3, and she played Ayesha in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2).

http://tomandlorenzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Elizabeth-Debicki-The-Man-From-UNCLE-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Valentino-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-4.jpg

No pic showing her relative height? Lame.

Sorry 'bout that. Had to leave for work in a hurry. Here ya go:

https://thejunoesque.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/elizabeth-debicki.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Catherine+Martin+Elizabeth+Debicki+Gatsby+8sfcvN4Eb8ix.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/65/59/c7/6559c79ec2fc074b38f70c5444130475.jpg
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Eh, if I want to be Snu-snu'd by a tall girl, I'd rather it be done by Elizabeth Debicki (6'3, and she played Ayesha in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2).

http://tomandlorenzo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Elizabeth-Debicki-The-Man-From-UNCLE-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Valentino-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-4.jpg
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Lord of the Rings: The War in the North. Tharzog was a fucking bitch to kill. I lost count how many time I did that battle until I won.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Sleepin_Dragon posted...

When did they announce a 4th Iron Man film? Haven't seen anything about this.

Neither have I.

Last I remember, I thought Disney/Marvel didn't have the rights now to do a solo Hulk film; solo movie rights for the Hulk still belong to Universal, correct?
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

Back_Stabbath posted...

Monferno_AQW posted...

darkprince45 posted...

Fable Fortune

Oh hell, don't tell me it's gonna be another shitty Fable spin-off.

googled, its just a shitty card game

-_-; Seriously? I'm pretty damn certain this is one of the reasons Lionhead was shut down. People want Fable 4, not another spin-off. Or, after what happened in that shitty Fable: The Journey, a reboot.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

darkprince45 posted...

Fable Fortune

Oh hell, don't tell me it's gonna be another shitty Fable spin-off.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/loud-sex-interrupts-tennis-match-143021896.html




The grunts and groans at a tennis match usually come from the court, not the apartment next door. Usually.

Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger were in the midst of a Sarasota Open match when the distinctive sounds — one might even call it a racket — of a couple enjoying themselves began floating out over the court. An announcer initially believed the noise came from an adult video on a cell phone, a reasonable enough explanation if the phone was piped through a loudspeaker.

Soon enough, though, the noise became impossible to smile at and ignore. Krueger hit a ball in the direction of the noise. A minute later, Tiafoe even offered up a critique: “It can’t be that good!”

Announcer Mike Cation offered congratulations to the happy couple on Twitter:

Much love to the couple with the windows open across the way! Sounds like you guys had a good time!@SarasotaOpen
— Mike Cation (@MikeCTennis) April 19, 2017


It’s certainly not the first time that fans have livened up a sporting event with a little side action. Fans of the Toronto Blue Jays got freaky so often in the hotel rooms of the Rogers Centre (link is safe for work) that the hotel had to issue specific rules prohibiting such “encounters.” There are plenty of other YouTube clips out there of similar incidents, but you’re on your own to search for those. Happy hunting.

Welp, at least someone was having fun.

It's hard to hear, but you can hear it.
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.

pinky0926 posted...

That is a hideous bikini.

Yes, it is. I think she should take it off...
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I only play in Ubers and Anything Goes
Don't complain if you lose when using OU or lower tier pokemon. You handicapped yourself. Your fault.