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Topic$15,750 for a 10 seat couch
MachineJaipur
01/06/22 1:01:28 PM
#3
theAteam posted...
uhh buddy it's actually only $14,250 after the discount
Dam son you right

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/0/AAecKNAACx3w.jpg

That's backwards, you should incldue the cheapest price on the main page
Topic$15,750 for a 10 seat couch
MachineJaipur
01/06/22 12:55:04 PM
#1
Too much?







https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/7/AAecKNAACx3t.jpg

You can change the covers easily and wash them and it charges your phone and plays music from the seats.

Also the footrest in the middle there is actually just another seat.
TopicTexas Governor now asks the federal government for assistance with Covid
MachineJaipur
01/05/22 4:36:11 PM
#36
sondast posted...
If Republicans didnt have double standards then they wouldnt have any.
Twice the standards, double the bullshit
TopicBoobs have never been hot
MachineJaipur
01/05/22 2:39:41 PM
#5
Ever been to a beach?

Bags of sand can get pretty hot
TopicRadiohead's Creep gets Honky Tonkified
MachineJaipur
01/04/22 1:41:07 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKU_AT5Tq-c

Add it to the pile of things that should never work but do
TopicTexas Governor now asks the federal government for assistance with Covid
MachineJaipur
01/03/22 4:04:57 PM
#30
With a super majority, by the American Congress standard, CE says yes
TopicTexas Governor now asks the federal government for assistance with Covid
MachineJaipur
01/03/22 9:00:55 AM
#1
Should the federal government send assistance?


https://www.businessinsider.com/texas-gov-greg-abbott-asking-federal-help-covid-19-testing-2022-1
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who has long been opposed to COVID-19 vaccine mandates as well as other preventive measures, said that his state has requested federal help for testing sites.
"Detecting COVID-19 and preventing COVID-related hospitalizations are critical to our fight against this virus," Abbott said.
In a press release on Friday, Abbott said the state requested "resources for federally-supported testing locations and medical personnel and additional federal allocations of monoclonal antibodies."
Abbott said he requested support for testing sites in Bexar, Cameron, Dallas, Harris, Hidalgo, and Tarrant counties because of their high positivity rates and hospitalization.
Bexar, Dallas, Harris, and Tarrant counties are in the top 25 of all US counties for COVID-19 confirmed cases, according to Johns Hopkins University's coronavirus resource center.
According to state data, there were 10,892 new cases across Texas as of Sunday. As of December 29, the state had a 26.49% test positivity rate, and over 5,500 COVID-19 hospitalizations.
Abbott also said the state requested additional medical personnel for urban areas as well as supplies of several monoclonal antibody treatments.
Last week, the Texas Department of State Health Services announced the state had run out of sotrovimab, the monoclonal antibody effective against the Omicron variant. In a tweet, Abbott criticized President Joe Biden for not fulfilling a pledge to support states with their COVID-19 response and accused him of "hoarding the anti-body therapeutic drugs & denying states independent access to that medical treatment."
In his press release, Abbot said: "While the Biden administration has cut supplies of monoclonal antibody treatments and testing kits when they are needed most, the State of Texas is urging the federal government to step up in this fight and provide the resources necessary to help protect Texans."
Back in October, Abbott issued an executive order that barred any Texas entity, including private businesses, from issuing COVID-19 vaccine mandates. That ban came after Biden announced plans to require private businesses with more than 100 employees to require COVID-19 vaccination or weekly testing.
"In yet another instance of federal government overreach, the Biden Administration is now bullying many private entities into imposing COVID-19 vaccine mandates, causing workforce disruptions that threaten Texas's continued recovery from the COVID-19 disaster," Abbott said in the order at the time.
Additionally, on Friday, a federal judge ruled to halt Biden's mask and vaccine mandate as conditions for funding for Head Start programs, KVUE reported.
Following the ruling Abbot said': "Texas just beat Biden again."
Insider was unable to reach Abbott's office at the time of publication.
With as often as Republicans engage in hypocrisy, it's amazing they find time to breathe

TopicTeen kills 4ppl in drunken crash, teen's friend then destroys dead's memorial
MachineJaipur
01/03/22 12:54:40 AM
#86
gunplagirl posted...
is a neo Nazi,
Ah so if someone sees him they should just *gets modded*
TopicSuper Mario World's soundtrack but it's emulated 6 years after release
MachineJaipur
01/03/22 12:39:05 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/H4UwE2OlTBo

Seriously not bad considering the hardware of the ZSNES came out in 97
TopicTeen kills 4ppl in drunken crash, teen's friend then destroys dead's memorial
MachineJaipur
01/03/22 12:09:52 AM
#82
Taharqa_ posted...
These two are a waste of carbon. As the great Willie D would say, "Your momma should be embarrassed and your daddy should have pulled out, no mo talk"
If I was a mother and my child did this, I'd tell them to their face "I should have swallowed instead" and then never talk to them again
TopicTeen kills 4ppl in drunken crash, teen's friend then destroys dead's memorial
MachineJaipur
01/02/22 9:57:20 PM
#76
Hoodroar posted...
The driver made a mistake, but his friend's asking for it. If it was my relative's memorial that fuck would be getting his own soon.
Drunk driving isn't a 'mistake' nor an accident.

Especially if the driver was underage.
TopicAncient Jewish court clerk in Old Cairo: ''Ain't nobody got time for that''
MachineJaipur
01/01/22 5:37:59 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/GenizaLab/status/1477361390490816512


Next time you're the designated note taker for a Zoom meeting, a handy phrase from an 11th-century Jewish court clerk in Old Cairo:

"Then they said a lot of things that would take too long to explain"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/3/AAecKNAACw3b.jpg

Humans, never changing
TopicITT: How to open door
MachineJaipur
01/01/22 8:46:38 AM
#4
Flauros posted...
https://i.imgur.com/UH4fATu.mp4
Worlds sturdiest door
TopicWould you be willing to attend a nuclear bomb test?
MachineJaipur
01/01/22 1:05:10 AM
#6
Heartomaton posted...
I'd be willing to be the target of a nuclear bomb test.
If you live in a major city, you're technically the target of a real nuclear bomb if the nukes are launched
TopicWould you be willing to attend a nuclear bomb test?
MachineJaipur
01/01/22 12:51:18 AM
#1
Would you?


https://youtu.be/EHRLEMTsLyA

This video has subtitles too.

But would you be willing to attend a demonstration of a nuclear bomb? You will be provided with as adequate of protection as can be afforded to you.
TopicITT: How to open door
MachineJaipur
12/31/21 8:12:01 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38

(It has subtitles)
TopicTMZ blocks UK journalist on twitter.
MachineJaipur
12/30/21 9:23:46 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/iancanwrite/status/1476654137169297408

Totally worth it
TopicStaff writer at The Atlantic says she will NEVER work for Inuyashacoins
MachineJaipur
12/30/21 7:11:16 PM
#4
I'd be down for some epic bacon coins tbh
TopicMultiple dead children after hit and run driver speeds around schoolbus
MachineJaipur
12/30/21 6:45:52 PM
#79
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

all against him or is someone actually trying to defend him?
TopicAlt Right Joe Rogan sells out a Canadian show, but can't go cause he's not vaxed
MachineJaipur
12/30/21 11:16:28 AM
#3
Temporal posted...
Ah, the man who is juiced to the gills on a variety of substances is afraid to take the vaccine because it could cause "side effects"

Rogan has been a joke for a long time and it's appalling how many dipshits still revere him.
At least you don't hear about his quite as much anymore
TopicAlt Right Joe Rogan sells out a Canadian show, but can't go cause he's not vaxed
MachineJaipur
12/30/21 1:07:31 AM
#1
https://mobile.twitter.com/Toure/status/1476229421740793856

https://nypost.com/2021/12/29/joe-rogan-cancels-vancouver-show-because-hes-not-vaccinated/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AAecKNAACwPe.jpg
TopicIf Trump were still President would liberals now be against pushing COVID vaccin
MachineJaipur
12/29/21 10:41:29 AM
#58
bigblu89 posted...


Maybe the guy changed his viewpoint after hearing additional information?
That's literally illegal in today's society.

You once said something slightly off-color? You're forever a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic anti-vax fucking asshole or some such
TopicIf Trump were still President would liberals now be against pushing COVID vaccin
MachineJaipur
12/29/21 10:33:11 AM
#54
hsvhighlife posted...
it's strange how hypocrisy is now excused as "the science has changed!"
Hypocrisy is saying "don't do this" while doing just that.

It'd be drunkenly slurring "nobody should drink" while at a bar
TopicMultiple dead children after hit and run driver speeds around schoolbus
MachineJaipur
12/29/21 8:00:35 AM
#54
ExtremeLuchador posted...
Why do people cut around school buses so much?
Because they're impatient pieces of garbage that are incapable of thinking about anyone other than themselves.
TopicIf Trump were still President would liberals now be against pushing COVID vaccin
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 11:16:57 PM
#11
Sackgurl posted...
to hide the dates so it doesn't look like they reflect people changing their viewpoint over months or years as new data comes in
But the dates are clearly visible
TopicIf Trump were still President would liberals now be against pushing COVID vaccin
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 11:09:34 PM
#3
W-why are the images backdropped with faded images?
TopicThis Thorin dude is currently kamikaziing his career
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 8:34:52 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/8/AAecKNAACv_4.jpg
https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1475647257080905733

^first tweet in that image

https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1475649189866520581

^bottom tweet in that image

https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1475863670534062082

With takes this hot surprised he didn't put himself in the hospital with 3rd degree burns
TopicMultiple dead children after hit and run driver speeds around schoolbus
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 3:49:13 PM
#34
Passing a stopped school bus with its flashers on is trash behavior to begin with, but also going on the sidewalk?

Death sentence. Point blank.
TopicRand Paul cracked the code on how to steal elections
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 9:17:57 AM
#16
ThyCorndog posted...
this the dude that thinks the government shouldn't help people during natural disasters, but then demanded aid when his own state was hit by a tornado
No no no

Pretty sure he wanted to know how the states were going to pay for the help

When his state receives more money from the federal government than his state gives, anyways
TopicRand Paul cracked the code on how to steal elections
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 8:38:07 AM
#11
ThyCorndog posted...
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Heheheh.

Like and subscribe...

Or else.
TopicRand Paul cracked the code on how to steal elections
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 8:08:24 AM
#5
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Weird, that sounds like legitimate voting.
No no it's only legit if it's good, upstanding white Republicans voting
TopicRand Paul cracked the code on how to steal elections
MachineJaipur
12/28/21 12:23:14 AM
#1
Would you have guessed it was that easy?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/2/AAecKNAACv02.jpg

Goldurn Dems out here stealing elections N shit
TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 3:34:11 PM
#16
Today is a sad day, we've lost 4 CEmen to embarrassment so far
TopicQ folk wants to redistribute the wealth the elites have stolen
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 11:54:38 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/0/AAecKNAACvq-.jpg

Horseshoe theory in action.
TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 11:51:03 AM
#14
gunplagirl posted...
...I don't have any idea I haven't any knowledge of my extended family by blood. Only people who are like aunts I've adopted/ been adopted by. So... Still no males unless pets also count as family in which case they're always naked. :3
But pets have fur

Unless you consider uncovered genitals to be naked
TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 11:45:41 AM
#11
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Tagged as imagines opposite sex parent naked

https://youtu.be/UnyBJJI2eqs

If I hadn't clarified, someone on CE would've either asked the question or went "well I've seen my parents butt before" completely ignoring max potential embarrassment
TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 10:40:37 AM
#7
gunplagirl posted...
I'd be pretty horrified if I saw a dead man

MachineJaipur posted...


If you don't know them and/or they are no longer with us, substitute your closest living opposite sex relative.

TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 8:39:06 AM
#3
RIP to that one person
TopicIf you saw your opposite sex parent naked, who'd be more embarrassed?
MachineJaipur
12/27/21 1:19:59 AM
#1
You or them?





Not a stitch of clothing on them, full frontal though they would react however you would expect them to (IE cover up with hands, slap you, whatever)

If you don't know them and/or they are no longer with us, substitute your closest living opposite sex relative.
TopicWhy isn't Boxing Day a big thing in America?
MachineJaipur
12/26/21 8:28:27 PM
#4
Because Unboxing Day just happened yesterday
TopicWould you be willing to make an ass this happy?
MachineJaipur
12/26/21 7:43:16 AM
#1
Would you?


https://imgur.com/gallery/pMv3kbk

That's one happy looking ass
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 12:01:32 PM
#22
spikethedevil posted...
You said at the end of the year which is a week away, stop moving the goal posts.
I said for a year in the poll question.

I didn't move the goal posts, you looked at the goal posts wrong
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:59:28 AM
#19
Ballinari posted...
Do you have to do at least an hour a day? Can I do something like 7 hours in a single day and will that basically count as a week worth of hanging out? Otherwise I fear that I might not complete this then

If life comes up, then you can make up for it but if you miss more than a month total, you lose out
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:57:29 AM
#16
spikethedevil posted...
So in a week?
No, after 365 days (a year)
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:45:59 AM
#14
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Can it be online?
Yes.

Alteres posted...
Is that pay per day?
no, you get the sum at the end of the year
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:41:17 AM
#9
spikethedevil posted...
Why was the first one deleted?
I changed the poll question to include the timing.
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:39:30 AM
#3
monkmith posted...
do i have to buy a furry suit? i've heard some hilariously high prices for some of that shit.
No.

You don't have to become a furry, just hang out with them
TopicTheres people who dont wash daily.
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:38:55 AM
#75
Glob posted...
I disagree.

If that's not an indication of laziness then I don't know what would be.

What if they're overly dedicated to another pursuit, like spending near every waking hour doing science in a lab? Constantly doing experiments? They wouldn't be lazy necessarily, they'd just have misplaced priorities at a minimum
Topic$25K but you must be friendly, cordial and converse daily with a Furry community
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:36:57 AM
#1
For an hour a day, for a year. Could you do it?









This is an online community, btw.

You must learn their culture and communicate with them for an hour a day.

There will be furries from all walks of furry culture and life.

From the banal to the sus to the outright "Please for the love of God seek a therapist" degenerates, and none of them will be particularly shy about discussing it openly, though they will respect common decency rules and only DM any adult content, if you ask.
TopicTheres people who dont wash daily.
MachineJaipur
12/25/21 11:28:02 AM
#73
Also this reminded me of this video lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-_HKFjxVl0

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