Lurker > LinkDaLunatic

there are a fuckton of anime swordfighters. anybody trying to deny it is clowning hard. and it's not like anime swordfighter movesets can't be fun or unique, but there are a bunch of them. not hard to see why people are getting burnt out on them when they make up a quarter of the roster.

Wutobliteration posted...

What men look for in women:
- Just look pretty.

that's what simps look for in women. real men have a longer list.

she gotta have a job. she gotta have her own wheels. i'm not dating someone just to be their free taxi, fuck that. she gotta have other friends, she gotta be cool that i have friends. if she tries to block me hanging with the fellas, it's over. if she never leave the house, it's over. she gotta have hobbies outside of netflix.

our goals gotta align. i don't want kids rn. i want to build on my career, get a house, at least two paid off vehicles. i want that stability before i be trying to bring lunatic jr. into the world. she gotta feel the same. too many trashy ass mf families out there having five kids living in a small apartment or up in the trailer park. fuck that.

standards bro. get some.

wonder why they won't give ocarina of time/majora's mask the premium remake that it truly deserves (the 3d 'remakes' were just mesh/texture updates with minor qol changes)

seriously... a port of one of the least popular games, a port that already exists, some joycons, some dlc for a spinoff game... like... what?

i know this is a cheese topic but i don't know much about cheese so i'll answer that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

ted cruzumaki using his shitpost jutsu

TheoryzC posted...

Did you file a complaint?

"hello, pizza hut corporate? i'd like to file a complaint against you for not fulfilling deals you weren't offering"

lol entitled

so if you try to order something that isn't the deal, the deal no longer applies?
man fuckin bullshit dude that's ridiculous, you should lawyer up dude

this guy has it wrong. what they really think is "omg look at that body, i wanna ride him hard"

physical attraction is an instant icebreaker and while you're striking out twice before even getting to first base, this guy's hitting that grand slam home run with no effort and getting to home base on the first date

girls aren't as different from guys as misogynist creeps like the comic artist think, they have a brain down there too and physical attraction matters, sorry about your winning personality comic artist but nobody cares and sure eventually somebody gonna settle for you but only after they done having real fun lol

well it was papa doc and them until b rabbit murdered em

so i guess it's slim shady rn?

"I only take Paypal (and kindly request the payment is sent as a gift to skip local taxes). Content can be sent via KIK or email, no other medium, sorry."

ah so... outlining your plans for tax evasion publicly. very wise.

Lairen posted...

I have 3 free sites that i visit normally which are all probably well known. What more do you need?

i need a parasocial relationship with the girl stuffing rubber dragon dongs up her pooper

TheGoldenEel posted...

do you also not understand people who pay more than 99 cents for a cheeseburger?

not a good comparison, the cost of porn has nothing to do with quality and nobody's giving burgers out for free... and even if they were if the free burger were better than the 99 cent burger you'd be stupid to buy one.

that's a paternal pooper

CalypsoDoom posted...

ftfy

don't use my posts to push your agenda pls

if you are not a salaried employee, then any work, even something as simple as answering a call or reading a text from your employer when you are not on the clock is against company policy unless you are fairly compensated for it.

time theft is a two way street

Hayame Zero posted...

I once had a manager bang on my front door screaming "open the fucking door!!". I literally went and hid from him.

I swear, my decade in retail has got me emotionally anxious about working any job.

so he used your work file to get your personal address and then came to your home to harass you during non-work hours? that sounds highly illegal

i agree but also whatever you did sounds kind of serious. any thoughts?

another victim of disgusting american beauty standards being pushed on girls

all that surgery and shit and now she's in clown mode 24/7 and probably still thinking about that next op

thanks obama

where is the proof that's him?

welching should be instant ban of all their accounts

TommyG663513 posted...

Sounds like maybe this isn't such a big secret

Am I allowed to say this youtube channel or at least describe what the channel is?

I mean, I figure if it's on youtube it likely is ok for GameFAQs.

you're joking right

nothing is ok here. i'm probably going to get warned just for posting this. but that's how it is. the only thing that's okay is endlessly trolling forever - and only as long as you don't troll anything a mod cares about.

a boob? on gamefaqs? you lost your damn mind lol

no thx Harpie I don't date cegals

and her mom's happiness will increase soon because you're going to uncuck yourself by banging her

it's the only appropriate response

rats5 posted...

Best part is the kid right at the beginning

naruto sniffing that farter with ZERO shame

HylianFox posted...

Then why are you using an app

because they are looking for hookups, friends with benefits and people they can ghost

wtf dude

peeing on homeless people is illegal

plus it's rude af

and super pointless

she ain't even homeless wtf

up the booty hole

gotta make sure our boy tim ain't got no prostate cancer

there are two kinds:

the sex i have
and the sex you don't have

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

so i could theoretically duplicate money? >_>

yes. including the serial numbers on the bills. if you started spending crazy you'd be caught pretty fast

CE: The Movie

Big Mattress has some of you guys by the fucking pair

never, ever spend more than $500 for a mattress/spring set and never, ever spend more than $50 for a frame

ayyy girl i'm a gamefaqs mod what it do?

i would not post here anymore

they lame af

isn't that the game with diddie cong?

lol subway selling cookies

they would

being the people that convinced everyone it's somehow healthy to eat an entire foot of bread in a single meal

well maybe get informed then

wow that was hard

next

it's just basic math, honestly. if you want to be a millionaire, and supposing you got a job at the already exorbitant federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr, you only need to work 138,000 hours a year. that isn't that much. people who want $15/hr are just lazies who only want to work 67,000 hours a year to become millionaires.

why can't everyone just pull themselves up by their bootstraps? there's absolutely no excuse not to be a millionaire in 2021. it's just a matter of working hard, taking out small loans of a million dollars and starting your own successful businesses.

poors deserve everything they get, which is nothing, which is what they deserve for choosing to be poor.

i want a dildo partially buried where my crotch would be so it looks like my junk is sticking up out of the ground

that shit be making me anxious as fuck tbh