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As a kid I thought all babies were born via C-Section.

And that they were made via anal intercourse. Have my classmates to thank for that.

Oh! And that teachers slept in the school.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

Dead in her 50's, maybe even sooner.

HornedLion posted...

If this were Shallow Hal that girl is a fucking saint!!!

Wouldn't she be horrible since shes a tub of lard? Like Hal sees people for what they are?

Oh shit! Youre right! My bad.

If this were Shallow Hal she makes Hitler look like Ghandi!
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ChaosAzeroth posted...

HornedLion posted...

TC, they might ask for a W-2. In which case youre f***ed.

I thought you wouldn't have to since I was pretty sure you didn't have to disclose your old wages.
Am I wrong? I was pretty sure you didn't have to disclose that.

If thats true then someone should tell Cox Communications in Phoenix, AZ, and Spectrum(formerly Time Warner Cable) in Albany, NY.
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TC, they might ask for a W-2. In which case youre fucked.

They might also not. In which case, you got away with it.

P.S. Lying about your education, though, is a cardinal rule you do NOT want to break.
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If this were Shallow Hal that girl is a fucking saint!!!
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Nade Duck posted...

yeah i don't even mind when she poos a little when she's farting in my face.

I need a towel now.
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Zangulus posted...

Isnt that genetic sexual attraction?

No, thats pheromones.
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Havent had a drink in years.

I might tonight. No tears for the wicked, only the sweetest, tastiest, Golden honey wine will flow this day.
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The Far-Queue series is just a copy paste of the last alt.

I had high hopes for Far-Queue: Primal but it was just more of the same.
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That dont mind when shes not 100% squeaky clean?

Im not talking about 6 days of camping nowhere by water stench. Im talking slight.
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Oh man, Tombstone was a great movie.
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@Doctor_Foxx

Question: Do you feel any physical benefits of such a diet?

What are the pros?
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Ah. I remember my chubby chasing phase.
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Mead posted...

No one even knows who Antoine Tucker even is lol

He was in the navy or something. I think Denzel Washington played him in a movie about him once.
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I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie.
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out. Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie. To the rhythm of the boogie the beat.
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BlackScythe0 posted...

Uh... what girl is willing to date a dude 20 years old in high school?

Uh... probably the same ones that fucked 30 year olds at age 16. And their dumbasses thought they were cool. And hell, I thought there was something wrong with me cause they went that route.

Now Im older and look back like... they were being complete idiots. And those guys were also creeps for it too.
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For those that are religious... didnt God say that the next time He feels like the earth needs to be destroyed He will use fire instead of water like He did the flood?

Also, do you think He will see you as a good follower by insuring the fulfillment of that prophecy or do you think He will judge you for being willfully stupid and reckless with other peoples lives?
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So our company pulled some reports, and Im trying to galvanize the troops in the sales department. Fine bunch. But what I need help in is understanding why 99.99% of the Indian customers only ever purchase the internet, no cable or phone, and only ever get the cheapest internet we have. No matter how many devices they have or how many people are using the internet, they always get the slowest and cheapest internet package.

What exactly is going on? Is there a reason for this?

Only thing it helps me understand is why XxPrince_PatelxX is always doing the instant transmission in online competitive games.
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How old is your dad?

And I am sorry.
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I just could not see what kids like about Billie Eilish. Nothing of hers clicked with me. Nothing.

Until now:



And since I finally found a song of hers I like, Ive been spamming it all weekend. I think my wife has developed a twitch because of it.
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My wife had one. Looked good. But then in the dream I begin to look up towards her belly, and then her chest... only to find ANOTHER landing strip on her chest!!!!

I searched DreamDictionary and DreamMoods and found nothing as to what this could mean. Her chest isnt that hairy irl to have one so Im confused.
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No, TC. These bitches aint loyal.
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I think he was super racist.

But I cannot judge as I absolutely love casting his spell in Final Fantasy. That 5 HP Per tick helps a lot.
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Thats some kinky shit.
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Keto diet.
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All I wanna do is have some fun...

I have a feeling Im not the only one...
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This sovereign citizen shit has even infected GameFAQS.
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Dreaming_King posted...

Where do you people live? I see folks walking around with guns in Walmart and around town in general all the time, there's nothing strange or shocking about it. Regardless, the guy was well within the law for his area.

HornedLion posted...

he admitted that his intent was to shock and/or terrify people and then see if they would let their natural animal instincts take over and cause a mass stampede or... they would look at him, and despite recent news say, Thats his God given right. Carry on, brother. That was the idea of this master race individual.

The article you linked says the exact opposite actually, but you know who actually reads anything anymore.

That same article stated that his wife, sister, arresting firefighter(weird, I know), Wal-Mart and most importantly DA believe he did so... including myself thats 6 vs 2(you and him). I can see how you still would think 2 > 6. Electoral college and all.

Young dumb kid got too emotional, and bored in his country life and made a decision that will possibly cost him 2 years with good behavior. He has a wife too, so that incel crap doesnt even apply to him.

Think his wife will stay faithful during that time? Or you think shell go find herself a new assault rifle? Its 2019, she might just go out and find one of those long, black ones without the safety on.
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Idk but weve all been there. Purchased the damn thing like 4 times.

And it STILL holds up surprisingly well.
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BlackScythe0 posted...

Hop103 posted...

The problem is the ballistic vest

The problem is everything he did. If I see someone with a rifle in a public place I'm ducking to cover an immediately dialing 911.

Normal people don't do that. I'm not willing to treat it like it's normal. Even if the police can't do anything I'm going to call them and expect them to ensure 100% the person isn't a threat.

This guy seems to have gone there because he was upset walmart wouldn't sell ammo or guns to him since he was below 21.

This.

I live in a huge city, and when I go hunting the rifles go from my safe to their case to the car to the field. Never has there been a reason for me to have them out anywhere else.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1041046

Look at this poor kid. Went inside a Wal-Mart with a tactical vest and an AR to see if Wal-Mart honors the 2nd amendment. And thats EXACTLY what he told authorities too. For those that dont get it, he admitted that his intent was to shock and/or terrify people and then see if they would let their natural animal instincts take over and cause a mass stampede or... they would look at him, and despite recent news say, Thats his God given right. Carry on, brother. That was the idea of this master race individual.

That DA has an easy case ahead.

But what about the propagandists that filled his little head with this crap? What will happen to the Dave Rubins, the Ben Shapiros, the Alex Jones, etc.? Oh well them... theyll be doing their thing, going home to bang their wives, and eating a nice porterhouse steak.

The kid? Hell be in jail and incur legal fees. Hell be lucky to find a job, muchless a good job if he ever makes it out. And his family will endure many sleepless nights wondering if little Timmy is getting his behind eaten by big Bob in the laundry room of a prison.

TL;DR: White men you ARE being targeted. But not by foreigners but by other, richer white men. This isnt a race war. Its a class war, as it always has been. And the sooner you wake the fuck up, the sooner you can make moves and decisions that will better your life.
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Hans Moleman
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CaptainStrong posted...

4chan but without the shitty mods deleting every decent thread

So gamefaqs is like 6chan?
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I feel so old.
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Im foaming at the penis waiting for this shit!!!!
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Keeshond.

Thank me later.
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Ive eaten a few dodgeballs in my day.

We were better off when we used volley balls. But then the school got money and purchased official dodgeballs balls. They were softer than volley balls, and werent full of air all the way, so we thought the worst days were behind us.

Were we wrong. Those things had a SLAP to them.

Eventually, I learned the rhythm and was fine... but some of the other guys...

R.I.P.
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Judgmenl posted...

HornedLion posted...

Pro tip: If you dont follow politics cause you dont have time, most likely having to work multiple jobs making ends meet, then let me assure you that Bernie Sanders is the only option.

lolno.
I digest at least an hour of non-mainstream media politics a day (just straight watching of debates, town halls and interviews), and there are more capable people on that stage to run our country than some geriatric puppet who is pandering to the millennials.

Lol digest.

Thats good that you watch debates, town halls, and interviews. I think wed be better off if everyone does that.

But... and I say this in the most respectful way possible... your digestive system might not be up to par. Its definitely getting enough fiber seeing as your not a republican, so thats good.

You can agree that an A+ student, a B- student, and an F student can all watch a town hall, interview, and unfiltered debate and all walk out with different perspectives.

The country has been sold to the highest bidder. Each one on that stage, with the exception of Bernie, is going to give us the same old shit we got before Trump.

And although I would prefer Obama infinitely over Trump, its this fact that gave us Trump in the first place.

Choosing Bernie is like having a nice, home cooked, GMO-free, organic meal.

Choosing an establishment Democrat is like having some fast food.

And choosing a Republican is like choosing some Kool-Aid laced with anti-freeze.
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Look at this:

And then look at how the news media covers the debate and Bernie. Truth is... doesnt matter if its Fox, CNN, NBC, ABC, etc. theyre all enjoying the tax cuts, and all would hate to have a candidate that will actually do something for someone that isnt the 1%.

Pro tip: If you dont follow politics cause you dont have time, most likely having to work multiple jobs making ends meet, then let me assure you that Bernie Sanders is the only option.
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Does it have Sailor Moon?

I want to get my daughter into it.
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Only one candidate is running on the funds provided by hardworking folks. So he owes nothing to major corporations and everything to the people of the U.S.

Anyone know who that is?

Hint: Its not Biden, Harris, Beto, Buttigege(or whatever).
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-Komaiko54- posted...

Judgmenl posted...

2016: Absolutely loved Bernie Sanders
2019: Absolutely fucking hate Bernie Sanders

same lol

The irony.

The one candidate that is actually worth his salt. The one candidate that is everything those undecided/in-the-middle voters thought and hoped Donald Trump couldve been as an outsider.

If youre going to deny Bernie, and swallow anything the main news media spews out then... well... youre no different than the Trumpist.

A choice between a republican or establishment democrat is like corporations saying, Tails I win, Heads you lose.

Bernie Sanders 2020
That one in a 14 million scenario Dr. Strange was talking about.
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Mead posted...

SmokeMassTree

You're not supposed to shoot every zombie

Baby I know it

Lol! On my first playthrough of the original I got to the final boss with one box of bullets and the knife.

Needless to say, I had to restart the game. But I was a lot smarter by then. And I went on to beat the game hundreds of times.

I just cant decide which Hunk was more difficult. Gonna go with the original though, as I remember having taken more tries.
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Well harvest more from the plantaintion!
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ITT: New meaning to the words Alt Right.


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darcandkharg31 posted...

You callin them sexy and awesome? Because that's Jeff fucking Goldblum right there boiyo

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Happy birthday to a Leo from the HornedLion.
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