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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 2:25:44 PM
#62
Got it and a Dreamcast to boot. v0jtAj5
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 1:17:47 PM
#61
Hey, what do you know? A store in Chantilly has a copy!
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TopicIf big dick energy was big titty energy, people would be losing their minds.
Garioshi
07/15/18 12:32:42 PM
#3
what
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 12:26:40 PM
#59
Continuing the hunt for Substance as I drive up to Fairfax for orientation. No game store in Fredericksburg had it.
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TopicPost people who are only famous because of a famous relation.
Garioshi
07/15/18 10:08:45 AM
#6
Literally every single Kardashian
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TopicI just impregnated someone's wife AMA
Garioshi
07/15/18 9:52:52 AM
#13
bulletproofvita posted...
ManOfAlpha posted...
I had been having an affair with a lady for some months now, and while we were having sex , she asked me to cum inside her . I asked if it was okay and she said she would just have pretended impregnation sex with his husband to cover up.

Today she told me she has positive result from the pregnancy test and would have the sex with her husband tonight. Man, it felt good to become a father.

8EHTeXa

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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 9:51:16 AM
#58
pegusus123456 posted...
The term here means the technology is widely available. The rail gun used on Metal Gear REX, for example, would not be considered "currently existing technology" as it was a government black project and far more advanced than what is publicly available.

Gotcha.
pegusus123456 posted...
Fatman's the weirdest MGS2 boss. And I'm not forgetting the bisexual vampire when I say that.

He sounds just like Jon Stewart's orthodox Jew impression.
pegusus123456 posted...
MGS3 spoilers. Ocelot's parentage makes this make more sense.

That only somewhat makes sense.
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TopicTrump: You have different names you can say England, you can say UK, you can say
Garioshi
07/15/18 9:42:09 AM
#36
This is an actual quote from the most powerful man in the world.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 3:44:10 AM
#56
Ricemills posted...
Garioshi posted...
Ricemills posted...
Garioshi posted...
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Garioshi posted...
Oh, his name is Vamp. Original


do you know why he's called vamp?

Because he's a Dracula homage?


not according to Kojima.

u wot



0:32

Pfft.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 2:54:54 AM
#53
Ricemills posted...
Garioshi posted...
Ricemills posted...
Garioshi posted...
Oh, his name is Vamp. Original


do you know why he's called vamp?

Because he's a Dracula homage?


not according to Kojima.

u wot
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TopicChrono Trigger Ocean Palace Lavos KILLED on 1st playthrough SNES VERSION
Garioshi
07/15/18 2:24:38 AM
#17
booboy posted...
I can't imagine the grind it'd take to get to level 99 pre-Ocean Palace. I did take a stupidly OP Crono (3 full game runs' worth of tabs) to 1v1 Lavos at the beginning of the game.

Level-ups stop meaning anything around the high 60s.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 2:22:05 AM
#51
Beat Fatman nonlethally. And with that, I'm out. Will be bumping this topic as I won't be back until Wednesday.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 1:52:30 AM
#50
This game actually made me panic. Props.

...Damn, Raiden. Credit where credit is due, that was badass.

And here's where I abandon all pretenses and just say "fuck it" to my self-imposed challenge of killing myself when getting alerted because the game has made me fear. Good job, game.

FATMAN is quite the character. And an orthodox Jew for some reason.

Fuck, how the hell did he put a bomb on the middle of the underside of a shipping container while on roller skates?
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 1:30:09 AM
#49
Ricemills posted...
Garioshi posted...
Oh, his name is Vamp. Original


do you know why he's called vamp?

Because he's a Dracula homage?
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 1:25:51 AM
#48
This is getting stupidly similar to MGS. Really hoping it gets subverted.

...Fuck you, Kojima. That's just rude. Trolling me once, haha, that's funny. Trolling me twice, you're just making me have to snipe a guy from over 100 feet away with a handgun again.

And that was a great backstory, I guess? I really don't care about Pete whatsoever, to be honest.

I'm going to be an ace sniper by the time I'm done with this game because I can tranq snipe across Strut D like a CHAMP.

Oh boy, actual tension! Nice. We've been lacking in that for a while.

Oh fuck, this is actually making me sweat. I spent almost 200 seconds searching for the damn thing, and the threat of it going off if I got too close to it only made it worse.

And just like that, this has infinitely more urgency than MGS ever did.

OH BOY BOSS BATTLE TIME BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 12:28:24 AM
#46
GameGodOfAll posted...
I hope you like the color orange.

More than you could ever imagine.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/15/18 12:25:47 AM
#45
ngl hanging is pretty cool

OH BOY TIME FOR ANOTHER BOSS or not okay

why is your sheath in the middle of your crotch

are you compensating for something

Oh, his name is Vamp. Original.

Hi, not-Snake.

Ah, that's why the bugs were there.

IT'S ACTUALLY VR MISSIONS LMAO

Ah, here's where the postmodernism kicks in.

I just can't help myself being a complete dumbass and shooting everything in sight, including bombs.

I went into first person in the bathroom mirror and shifted left and right. Raiden is apparently able to strafe.

Peter will last no more than 30 minutes.

"The only thing you've ever done is set and explode C4, so you're completely qualified to diffuse bombs."

The budget ran out for this cutscene, Christ.

Running around and spraying coolant on bombs: Tactical Espionage Action

God, I suck at taking out guards today.

The bombs actually make for pretty convenient suicide points, if nothing else.
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TopicGreat big breast girls name?
Garioshi
07/14/18 11:07:01 PM
#10
@PrettyTonyTiger
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TopicAt what point in the history of humanity did we start majorly overpaying people
Garioshi
07/14/18 11:06:40 PM
#6
PikachuMaxwell posted...
Atheletes and celebrities entertain people.

Farmers feed people. Doctors save people. Teachers teach people.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 11:00:58 PM
#42
Can't get over how good this game looks.

"it's under heavy surveilance" bruh it's literally one guy

The fact that the AP Sensor works in cutscenes is a nice touch.

I'm killing myself if I trigger an alert.

Yay, new game over screen. Exactly what I needed.

There really needs to be a quick reset option.

This motherfucker keeps saying that he's under fire when he isn't.

Sentries?


Finally, my weapon of choice!

*4 backup units walk right by me and don't notice*
"Freeze!"
*only one of them freezes, the others shoot me*
welp
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 10:40:28 PM
#37
All right, let's get back to business.
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TopicAliens abduct you, ask you for a reason not to destroy Earth
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:59:36 PM
#38
Metal Gear Solid 3
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TopicThe truth about Boogie2988
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:58:28 PM
#6
FUCKlNG
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:54:53 PM
#31
Wasssup Now posted...
If you get into the plot of MGS2 and like it, you have to play MGS4 for the resolution. This may be an unpopular opinion but I personally loved the story in MGS2 and 4

I want to get MGS4, but I'd have to buy a PS3 as well, and I have just about a month before I go off to college. I'm very heistant to spend $100+ to play one game.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:48:06 PM
#27
Campbell? Who the hell are you talking to? It sure as hell isn't Snake.

Like hell you're Snake. You're about 50 times too nasally.

He completed 300 VR missions? Did he complete MGS VR Missions?

Getting some major MGS1 vibes from this.

Oh, still keeping the mask on, eh? You tease.

And the roll is replaced with an aerial? What?

The hell is with all of these bugs?

No radar? Booooooo.

Oh, that's a nice twist.

N A N O M A C H I N E S

Why does the game need to know any of this information?

"It's all made from currently existing technology"

Duh?

Raiden sounds like an angsty 16 year-old.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PART OF A FIELD MISSION YOU MORON

stop trying to be snake god dammit

Also, why are the codec bars different?

STOP TRYING TO BE SNAKE GOD DAMMIT

why am i playing as a twink

Raiden slipping on bird poop makes me feel slightly better.

Gotta pack up for orientation tomorrow, so I'm gonna at least take a small break.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:22:42 PM
#23
Did you seriously put up an invisible fucking wall, Kojima? That's dumb and you're taking away my options.

Is that Ocelot I see? Thing are getting interesti-oh

he's dead

what the fuck

Ooh, I can move the camera around the codec.

Love how the projector acts as a security camera.

And how the Navy and the Marines are apparently plotting against each other.

This is a great set piece, gotta say. The tension is fantastic and honestly has me on the edge of my seat.

Oh shit, Ocelot's crashing the party.

Hey, come on, why doesn't he just get immediately shot? Ocelot privilege, I swear.

I legit thought that was Colenol Volgin's hand reaching out.

Unrelated, but how the hell do you only need 18 people to capture this entire ship?

And Gurlukovich has his lines recorded on a potato for some reason.

La-li-lu-le-lo? The hell? Who are the Patriots?

Damn, nice shot.

This motherfucker.

wait WHAT

why the FUCK is liquid back

can liquid possess ocelot

what the fuck do you mean he lives on through this arm

what the fuck is any of this

Are they actually going to pin all of this shit on Snake?

Oh shit, that's right, Solidus is the President.

Talk about a hook. I have so many questions. That is the best opening to any Metal Gear I've played so far.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 8:23:27 PM
#22
Clever way to introduce non-lethal victories as well. Bravo.

"What's my up-B doing here?"

Yay, a useless gun that I'm never going to use.

Yay, a useless box that I'm never going to use.

Pfft, rolling down stairs got a genuine laugh out of me.

Let's try this room again, this time without getting trolled.

Damn, Snake just murdered Otacon.

...might be a good idea to check the infrared beams before shooting directly through them.

After take goddamn 6, I finally figured out how to disarm the lasers. I am so good at this game.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 7:31:36 PM
#14
The smooth switch from corner to corner is very nice.

God dammit, Kojima, you trolled me. That's a dick move. I was completely undetected up until I shot the picture.

Gotta say, though, this gameplay is fantastic. I feel totally in control. Aside of getting trolled, I feel that everything has gone exactly as I want it to. Of course, the game could be deliberately designed that way, but I still feel really damn good about it. Accomplishment either way.

Ooh goody, new characters.

Holy shit, an actual boss battle? Half an hour into the game? Not only that, but one that I was able to beat on my first try? Big fan of this game already.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 6:56:11 PM
#7
OOOH that's BUTTERY smooth.

Otacon's a big boy now.

Can't wait for Otacon to misunderstand every single proverb ever. This should be way more entertaining than Mei Ling.

...how do I shoot?

I have to mash square to shoot. Of course, of course.

Really nice touch with the water puddle near the door. The effect looks great.

The AP sensor really adds to the tension, love it. The posters on the inside of the lockers are pretty funny.

And I've already missed a headshot because of this stupid shooting method. When I hit the fire button, I want to fire.

Why, exactly, did they bother to stuff that body in a locker? Never mind, I just realized it's a tutorial that kinda fits thematically. Carry on.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 6:34:55 PM
#5
Playing on Normal because I don't know this game at all but I'm not a baby. Going with MGS1-style radar.

Gotta say, this looks really damn nice for a PS2 game.

Is that my boy Snake?

I see where that dive in MGS3 came from. And the "getting up" pose.

Snake looks like he's lost some weight.

k e p t y o u w a i t i n g h u h

Nuclear proliferation? What a happy note to begin on.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 6:27:27 PM
#3
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I think you should probably use your eyes if this is your first playthrough, good luck tho

Nah man, that's all part of the challenge.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Garioshi
07/14/18 6:25:04 PM
#1
I've played through MGS and MGS3 previously. I know almost nothing about this game, but it's apparently postmodernism incarnate. Playing the regular version because no store within an hour of my house has a copy of Substance. On top of that, I've bought 2 copies of the game that don't even goddamn work. This game does not want to be played by me.
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TopicMiddle East is cancer tbh
Garioshi
07/14/18 6:17:10 PM
#10
TC has demonstrated that they are either not a serious person or willfully ignorant, stop posting in this topic.
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TopicMiddle East is cancer tbh
Garioshi
07/14/18 5:47:00 PM
#7
The Middle East is in the darkest timeline, but it's due to Western foreign policy.
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TopicI'm thinking of putting together a meme exam.
Garioshi
07/14/18 5:46:14 PM
#1
Modeled off of the AP European History/US history exam, since I think it's the best way to measure one's comprehension of the subject material. Any memelords willing to help brainstorm questions?
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TopicIf you're on the right lane on the interstate and your exit isn't next, fuck you
Garioshi
07/14/18 5:40:45 PM
#15
dave_is_slick posted...
Garioshi posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
lol exit lane

How about you stop looking at your phone and pay attention so you can be prepared before your exit passes you by

...what does this have to do with anything?

Well the fact that there's no such thing as an "exit lane".

...that's why he's proposing that there should be such a thing as an exit lane?
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TopicIf you're on the right lane on the interstate and your exit isn't next, fuck you
Garioshi
07/14/18 5:35:33 PM
#13
CapnMuffin posted...
lol exit lane

How about you stop looking at your phone and pay attention so you can be prepared before your exit passes you by

...what does this have to do with anything?
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TopicWhat is a manageable number of credit hours for college?
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:13:33 PM
#1
I have to take roughly 120 credit-hours for my degree (major in physics, minor in astronomy), and my AP classes exempt me from roughly 20 credits. How many credit hours (considering either a dual major in math or a minor in history or political science) can I take before I either have no social life or am so swamped with classwork that I just can't keep up with it?
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TopicWhen you made your first GameFAQs account, were you an UAU?
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:41:50 AM
#1
..... - Results (5 votes)
Yes
60% (3 votes)
3
No
40% (2 votes)
2
nt
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Topic36 of my 155 students failed the final math exam
Garioshi
07/14/18 9:28:00 AM
#10
What state are you in?
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TopicITT: Write a hoedown.
Garioshi
07/14/18 7:31:12 AM
#1
http://www.ratespeeches.com/t=Impromptu-Topics
Generate one topic and write a hoedown based off of that. If you don't know what a hoedown is, this should fill you in:

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TopicChrono Trigger Question, 1999AD (Spoilers)
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:36:07 AM
#12
DarthAragorn posted...
Don't play Cross tbh

Why would you not play one of the best RPGs ever made?
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TopicChrono Trigger Question, 1999AD (Spoilers)
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:30:56 AM
#7
AlCalavicci posted...
Yeah I would have liked to see more of what 1999AD looked like in the CT world but unfortunately that's death day

That's what you have Chrono Cross, specifically the Dead Sea, for.
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TopicRate this genre of music /10 : desert rock
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:29:23 AM
#6
literally no examples 0/10 flopic
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TopicChrono Trigger Question, 1999AD (Spoilers)
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:26:00 AM
#4
Yep.
Play Cross when you can, please. You won't be disappointed.
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TopicThere is now a SECOND 10/10 hot chick at my job. Praise the lord!
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:05:13 AM
#5
DirkDiggles posted...
Is it hard being a bouncer in a strip joint?

Post 2 headshot
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Topic10....... 9.........8......... 7.........6.......
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:04:53 AM
#10
E32005 posted...
.99999=1

No. .99999..., however, does equal 1.
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TopicIf you leave your house for a bit and an intruder breaks in and gets killed...
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:02:13 AM
#23
WafflehouseJK posted...
gunplagirl posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Some states you're allowed to be sued by burglers if they get hurt from breaking in or you defending yourself. Yeah.... NY and Cali come to mind.

This. If they get harmed from something that nobody could reasonably expect to be harmed upon (like say, you have vats of a corrosive substance left uncovered) then they can sue just as well as if you invited a friend over and they had a reaction.

It's pretty stupid to me. They wouldn't have gotten hurt if they, y'know, hadn't broken into your home.

Yes, but whatever hurt them is likely to have violated some sort of law.
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TopicITT: describe how you feel about the creator of the topic below this one.
Garioshi
07/14/18 3:00:42 AM
#1
nt
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