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YoshitoKikuchi
07/14/18 1:24:39 PM
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The fate of human existence rests in your answer.

What reason(s) do you give them?
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Aristoph
07/14/18 1:25:24 PM
#2:


It's got some nice water?
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dib153
07/14/18 1:25:46 PM
#3:


By whatever means necessary, ingest this plant and listen to this
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Vicious_Dios
07/14/18 1:26:22 PM
#4:


We have plastic.
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VanDam
07/14/18 1:26:22 PM
#5:


They won't get past the wall, I'm not concerned.
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1NfamousACE_2
07/14/18 1:26:34 PM
#6:


Gotta see how this Trump thing plays out
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Chicken
07/14/18 1:27:10 PM
#7:


Ill just ask them to grab my Switch before they blow it up.
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Nomadic View
07/14/18 1:27:11 PM
#8:


Thats where I keep all my stuff.
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FaultyGourry
07/14/18 1:28:54 PM
#9:


We have Hostess Fruit Pies, made with real fruit filling and a light, flaky crust!
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Dragon56
07/14/18 2:05:15 PM
#10:


Fiona the Hippo
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Shotgunnova
07/14/18 2:05:32 PM
#11:


Shenmue 3
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/14/18 3:15:06 PM
#12:


bump
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SpiralDrift
07/14/18 3:19:19 PM
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I haven't finished my video game backlog yet, therefore you shouldn't destroy the Earth.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/14/18 3:20:50 PM
#14:


Hey I live there!
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garan
07/14/18 5:47:57 PM
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Redheads.
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DarkChozoGhost
07/14/18 5:49:58 PM
#16:


The first thing that popped into my head is "it's the only planet with beer"
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UltraDeku
07/14/18 5:50:56 PM
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"Have you ever heard of Hentai?"
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EliteLevel
07/14/18 5:52:24 PM
#18:


UltraDeku posted...
"Have you ever heard of Hentai?"


TC asks for a reason not to destroy Earth.
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mistalightbulb
07/14/18 5:52:30 PM
#19:


I mean.... do what you gotta do
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Ryven
07/14/18 5:53:21 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
The first thing that popped into my head is "it's the only planet with beer"

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DarthWendy
07/14/18 5:55:03 PM
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Chicken posted...
Ill just ask them to grab my Switch before they blow it up.

But their super advanced technology will not have ports to plug it or even power it up !
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DevsBro
07/14/18 5:58:24 PM
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voldothegr8
07/14/18 6:00:22 PM
#24:


Alexandra Daddario's rack
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MorningRose
07/14/18 6:01:22 PM
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I would urge them to do it, to be honest.
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blablablax17
07/14/18 6:01:53 PM
#26:


I'd show them Anime.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/14/18 6:03:55 PM
#27:


Depends on what the aliens look like. Do they have hot females?
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Admiral_Zero
07/14/18 6:05:36 PM
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Gilbert Gottfried
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SpiralDrift
07/14/18 6:06:26 PM
#29:


"Just let me get one last shitpost on CE before you do it."

*post Alien Man Ass*
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Touch
07/14/18 6:07:23 PM
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Keanu Reeves
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DevsBro
07/14/18 6:09:33 PM
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Touch posted...
Keanu Reeves

So if Keanu Reeves, they won't destroy Earth? They really don't like Keanu.
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L0Z
07/14/18 6:11:56 PM
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southwark already did this scenario
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Ivynn
07/14/18 6:12:23 PM
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I keep my stuff there
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Touch
07/14/18 9:55:40 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Touch posted...
Keanu Reeves

So if Keanu Reeves, they won't destroy Earth? They really don't like Keanu.

Huh
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FortuneCookie
07/14/18 9:56:43 PM
#35:


*shows them Episode 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic*
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bladegash
07/14/18 9:58:31 PM
#36:


Think of all the big booty girls that wear yoga pants
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gunplagirl
07/14/18 9:59:32 PM
#37:


Because I'm not on it

Get it, because the implication is that if they blow it up I need to be present on earth
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Garioshi
07/14/18 9:59:36 PM
#38:


Metal Gear Solid 3
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giantblimpN7
07/14/18 10:15:49 PM
#39:


Earth is the only source of big titty goth girls
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Rika_Furude
07/14/18 10:17:37 PM
#40:


cute japanese lesbian magical neko dragon-maids

mgs3
nier automata
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/14/18 10:18:32 PM
#41:


Pokemon, gotta catch em all, who doesnt like collecting things ?
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DarthGravid
07/14/18 10:22:19 PM
#42:


bladegash posted...
Think of all the big booty girls that wear yoga pants


giantblimpN7 posted...
Earth is the only source of big titty goth girls


These
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WilliamPorygon
07/14/18 10:22:30 PM
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Because that would be unfair to the dolphins.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/15/18 8:58:04 PM
#44:


bump
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PikachuMaxwell
07/15/18 8:58:39 PM
#45:


Special "herbs"
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G-Ziss
07/15/18 9:00:12 PM
#46:


I have no reason. Human society is in the toilet and gets worse with each passing year. It should be wiped clean.
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