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| Topic | You guys ever get Game Paralysis, where you can't decide what to play |
| Drpooplol 12/29/18 3:38:03 PM #12 | Yeah, so instead of all the cool new games I have, I just play Binding of Isaac for the 10,000th time --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Do you watch Twitch streams? |
| Drpooplol 12/29/18 12:53:51 PM #9 | I only watch Northernlion like once a week. He's a comedic genius --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | "You're so thin yet you eat so much, it's not fair! You have such a great |
| Drpooplol 12/29/18 10:33:06 AM #8 | Kitt posted... I've been getting into the habit of exercising and eating better lately. I've actually been seeing very slight development here and there. I'm kind of proud of myself for once. Get it, gurl! --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Please post what you specialize in ITT |
| Drpooplol 12/28/18 7:17:21 PM #35 | MC_BatCommander posted... Drpooplol posted...@MC_BatCommander posted...Worked as an insurance underwriter for 4 years now, so I know a bit about the subject. My area is in tax preparation and financial planning over the past several years. A few insurance companies have been losing a lot of money from people lapsing on policies, so I'll be working with their underwriters and producers to help them understand financial risk management better so they get can get products to people without them lapsing. I'm going to help medical underwriters understand money better. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Please post what you specialize in ITT |
| Drpooplol 12/28/18 6:46:43 PM #25 | @MC_BatCommander posted... Worked as an insurance underwriter for 4 years now, so I know a bit about the subject. what kind of insurance? I'm going to be working with life insurance underwriters now as a part of a new job. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Super Meat Boy is available on Epic Games now |
| Drpooplol 12/28/18 4:47:47 PM #6 | Probably my favorite game of all time, an absolute gem. And team meat is smart for doing this to market their new game coming out this April --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Actually didn't need to warm my car up today. |
| Drpooplol 12/27/18 11:14:16 AM #13 | supercrono posted... Drpooplol posted...supercrono posted...Kolibri X posted...You dont need to be warming up your car unless it is over 25 years old. In fact, you're just wasting gas and probably decreasing the engines lifespan. Wisconsin and Minnesota my entire life --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Actually didn't need to warm my car up today. |
| Drpooplol 12/27/18 8:25:55 AM #10 | supercrono posted... Kolibri X posted...You dont need to be warming up your car unless it is over 25 years old. In fact, you're just wasting gas and probably decreasing the engines lifespan. Do they not have ice scrapers where you're from. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | what is good to buy on the Switch |
| Drpooplol 12/26/18 11:30:01 PM #54 | Wait 4 months and buy Super Meat Boy Forever --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | New horror movie from makers of Get Out |
| Drpooplol 12/25/18 10:36:56 AM #4 | Ooh looks cool --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | I got a new job, AMA |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 2:17:17 PM #5 | BlingBling22947 posted... What's the last thing you ate? Pretzels with hummus MabusIncarnate posted... I'd honestly only trust a life insurance policy from someone named Dr. Poop lol. Tyty I try very hard --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Post in this topic every time your family makes you mad over the next two days |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 2:16:33 PM #1 | I'll start: My sister is a self centered, judgmental... Not nice lady --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | The Truth about green butter |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 12:36:42 PM #100 | drunkmuggle posted... the reason I mistreated green butter was because he did not feed me or his fat shit of a son enough chongo dongo permesian Don't disparage green butter like that --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | The Truth about green butter |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 11:37:34 AM #62 | _Lyonidias posted... ssj3vegeta_ posted...Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST You need to get off of gamefaqs. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | The Truth about green butter |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 11:34:02 AM #59 | Now I know some people will say that baby carrots and carrots are two totally separate things, but they're wrong. They're both carrots. Then people will say they're both different types of carrots, but those people are probably addicted to coffee, alcohol, or love (seeing as they likely don't get nearly enough love to satiate the needs of a basic human being). I hope you can see my clearly constructed points and join me in calling baby carrots, and carrots adult carrots. Thank you. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | The Truth about green butter |
| Drpooplol 12/24/18 11:33:37 AM #58 | ATTN: Green Butter Why don't you share with us your favorite games of all time? I'm sure we'd be able to pick and paw them apart in ways that don't even make sense relative to how the game is supposed to be played. BotW is a piece of art, and I mean that literally. It's a piece of a puzzle, and you need to form and change the other piece that is your mind to fit with the game's piece. Once you do that, you'll be able to see that this game is another transcending piece of wonder that will forever change how we as people think about games, similar to Night Trap and PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS. ARIN HANSON of the Youtube comedy team Game Grumps has stated many times that immersion is overrated in video games and has no place in evaluating a game's worth, until he played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. As soon as he glided down with the gliding tool, he was able to change his caveman-like brain into a puzzle piece that could combine with this piece of art. I believe that if he was able to transcend time and space to this place of love, so can you. There is a video game called Super Meat Boy. I love it. There is nothing you can do to take that away from me. There is, however, a way for you to take away my love for the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. If you never find yourself feeling the fear of being one-shot sniped by robot fellas while you traverse Hyrule field and feel the cool brush of air while sliding down the snow-capped mountains of Cold Land, I might lose faith in everything I thought I ever knew about design analytics in relation to video games. My knowledge of design analytics and having found no flaws and an abundance of strengths in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is what gives me the strength to love this game. I have not been able to love anything other than my family since my divorce, and if you take this away from me, I might lose the strength to love anyone ever again. I don't know what I'll do if that happens, as I am a Christian, and we are taught to love one another. I need to be able to love, GB. So finally I call for you - not to be frustrated by the seemingly purposeless mechanic of limited stamina, blocking content off for you until arbitrary points later in the game, and instead - to find the love necessary to bend your mind and see the situation as Link being weak while starting his quest. Slowly he gains strength through his adventures and his love for Zelda. I'm afraid, GREEN BUTTER. I'm afraid that if you can't find your love, I might just lose mine. The way the baby carrots' ends point out is similar to human puberty when the mens' testicles descend into the scrotum. Also the slime comes off of the baby carrots and the adults are dry. This is metaphorical to two transitions in an human's life. First when a baby comes out of it's mother's vagina, it is extremely slimy and disgusting, then when it's ready for life, the doctors wipe it all away and present the baby to the world. Then again, later when the female goes through menopause, her vagina dries up and she can start having issues getting wet for intercourse. As the baby is wiped off, and the female dries up, so too does the baby carrot transition to it's next stage in life when it is more ready for consumption. And then again when it dries up too much and is no longer wanted for food. One more aspect most people have yet to consider is how much bigger baby carrots get when they grow into adults. I've been eating baby and adult carrots for years, and never has someone ever mentioned how much bigger adult carrots are than baby carrots. I thought this was obvious, but I've never heard anyone say it. The truth of the matter is that I don't think people are smart enough to realize that carrots are like adult baby carrots. They just continue on living their own "truth", and I really think the ignorance is leading them down a road which will leave them unable to see their own future children develop into adults. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | How's Into The Breach? |
| Drpooplol 12/23/18 11:49:46 PM #6 | Completion posted... Very mediocre like every roguelike game ever made Lol --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | #FREEGREENBUTTERr |
| Drpooplol 12/23/18 8:15:44 PM #31 | T --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Your favorite album from the past 5 years |
| Drpooplol 12/23/18 11:06:12 AM #5 | The Getaway from Red Hot Chili Peppers --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | I got a new job, AMA |
| Drpooplol 12/21/18 4:08:08 PM #2 | Bump --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | The budget breakdown of a 25 year old |
| Drpooplol 12/21/18 2:35:44 PM #37 | Budgeting for individuals is one of my passions, and this makes me wanna cry. That said, what is the issue people have with a $40 phone bill? That's what i have with Google Fi. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Wgat are some of the greatest lies we tell ourselves |
| Drpooplol 12/21/18 12:14:43 PM #29 | Your vote matters --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | I got a new job, AMA |
| Drpooplol 12/21/18 12:13:54 PM #1 | So life insurance companies have been losing A LOT of money on people lapsing their life policies and annuities. Seeing as it takes these companies several years to make any profit off these policies, they need to stop that from happening. So where me and this new company come in is to educate captive agents and medical underwriters on micro-financial risk management where they've mostly been focusing on medical risk management. So good fucking riddance to taxes, and hello... Life insurance consultation? --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | A man of my size could physically dominate anyone on this board. |
| Drpooplol 12/21/18 12:05:14 PM #48 | Tc I'll make you smell like Daddy in 5 seconds flat. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Is this bad form at a buffet? |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 10:06:15 PM #11 | Tc it sounds like you're a pro. I'm pretty proud right now --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | if you saw your son do this in a VR game would you be concerned? (vid) |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:29:57 PM #6 | I was ready to come into the topic saying "video games are just games, settle the fuck down" But after watching the video... Yes --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | I'm thinking about getting lipo |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:25:38 PM #11 | KStateKing17 posted... Crepes posted...Whats the point. Youll just put it back in again. If you cant loose it naturally what makes you think you can keep it off? oh you're trolling --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | I'm thinking about getting lipo |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:24:52 PM #9 | Webmaster4531 posted... Drpooplol posted...Webmaster4531 posted...Lipo is the only way to get rid of fat cells. They just get tinier with diet. yeah but like - so what --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Should basic personal finance be part of high school curriculum? |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:24:31 PM #36 | Vita_Aeterna posted... Yes but most students wouldn't be able to appreciate the importance of it in their teenage years, and how many of them will remember what they learn? You can say that about almost every subject jfc. Why even have school? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | I'm thinking about getting lipo |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:21:41 PM #6 | KStateKing17 posted... 5'10 or 11" Fucking no, don't get lipo. Learn healthy eating habits and follow that. Webmaster4531 posted... Lipo is the only way to get rid of fat cells. They just get tinier with diet. excuse me --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Should basic personal finance be part of high school curriculum? |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:19:09 PM #34 | Definitely. But don't do anything relating to taxes, other than "withholding is important" I always see taxes brought up in these topics, but there's not much you can cover that is actually important in a high school class that you can't just look up yourself. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | C/D mayonnaise is the worst condiment of them all |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:15:56 PM #5 | D Ketchup --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | I'm thinking about getting lipo |
| Drpooplol 12/19/18 7:15:06 PM #2 | what's your height, weight, and age? you probably shouldn't do it, and most doctors will probably deny you if you're young/ not super fat --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Just finished an interview for a state government job I want |
| Drpooplol 12/18/18 10:48:41 PM #11 | Good luck ma boy KILBOTz posted... https://www.redfin.com/WA/Olympia/8927-Sherman-Valley-Rd-SW-98512/home/15737996 goddamn nice --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | What's the coldest you would run in? |
| Drpooplol 12/18/18 11:22:47 AM #5 | Flockaveli posted... Cold hasnt stopped me because Ill just layer up. Lowest Ive run in was -5F, factoring in the wind chill it was -15F. It was fun, my body was really pumping with energy after that one. True, the wind is the worst part for me. Still though -5 is nuts, how often do you do that? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Scenario: Your future self appears before you in a flash. |
| Drpooplol 12/18/18 6:42:44 AM #18 | TheDogfather posted... *polishes sig* Then ignore him, dumb --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Scenario: Your future self appears before you in a flash. |
| Drpooplol 12/18/18 6:28:53 AM #16 | I would finally have the opportunity to suck my own dick. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Wife is pregnant |
| Drpooplol 12/17/18 7:28:22 PM #2 | your lies are so bland --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | My new boss told me to bring my Switch in on my first day of work lol |
| Drpooplol 12/17/18 7:22:41 PM #25 | bnui_ransder posted... So how did it go? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | What's the coldest you would run in? |
| Drpooplol 12/17/18 6:45:56 PM #1 | I just finished a 2 mile run in ~32 degree F weather, wearing a t shirt, sweatshirt, windpants, and a hat. About 2 weeks ago I ran in some ~22F weather, and had an additional layer on my torso and a pair of shorts on as well. I think that's the coldest I would go. I might consider a bit colder, but I would need a balaclava or something for my face; that's by FAR the worst part. Though this is better than anything 85+ imo I'm sure there are people who would run in much colder weather. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | My job is good but the social culture is just embarrassingly shit. |
| Drpooplol 12/17/18 6:37:51 AM #2 | Buying your boss a gift? FUCK that to hell and back. Also what's a hamper? --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | BeetleJuice and The Mask have essentially, the same plot device |
| Drpooplol 12/16/18 10:08:26 AM #2 | so what --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | I never got the appeal of The Matrix... |
| Drpooplol 12/16/18 1:32:00 AM #11 | When I was young and watched the movie I thought it was pretty cool. Then I didn't watch it for well over a decade. I rewatched it a year or so ago, and now I think it's one of my favorite action movies of all time and probably a top 10 movie for me overall. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | TV characters who are referrenced but never seen onscreen |
| Drpooplol 12/15/18 10:30:44 PM #28 | Walter white always talks about a dude named Heisenberg, but we never see him. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
| Topic | Spider-Man into the Spiderverse referencing the Raimi movies |
| Drpooplol 12/15/18 11:43:23 AM #10 | Zikten posted... GoodOlJr posted...Raimi movies were the best ones emulation of source material does not make for a better movie inherently, that's ridiculous. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
| Topic | Clearblaf(etc.) why'd you delete that topic? |
| Drpooplol 12/15/18 12:35:24 AM #5 | "clearaflagrantj created a new topic on Current Events, named "I'm inches away from getting fired at work."" whew --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
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