Current Events > A man of my size could physically dominate anyone on this board.

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Height: 5'10"

Weight: 180lbs

Shoe Size: Men's 6
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I'm glad you're on our side
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I thought you were bigger than that
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Roxborough4Ever posted...

dude why tf do u have little ballerina feet.....tell me thats not a North American shoe size

good luck getting laid with ur big floppy clown feet LOL
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I refuse to believe the fabled Green Butter wears a size 6 shoe
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Dominate me, Green Butter daddy
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Zodd3224 posted...

I refuse to believe the fabled Green Butter wears a size 6 shoe

its called the 6-6-6 Rule my boy

Kitt posted...

Dominate me, Green Butter daddy

check ur PMs
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I have this recurring joke with this girl anytime we go to the bowling alley that I say "size 14 please" even though I'm about a size 9, which is quite small for my height.

It gets funnier every time trust me
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You should have a bigger shoe size than that, hun

Dominate me daddy
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This topic made me sell my house and move and enter witness protection.
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pinky0926 posted...

I have this recurring joke with this girl anytime we go to the bowling alley that I say "size 14 please" even though I'm about a size 9, which is quite small for my height.

It gets funnier every time trust me

protip from sex master GB: dont borrow bowling shoes because that makes u look like a cuck, dont bring your own shoes because then ur a guy that owns bowling shoes. bowl barefoot, what are they going to do, call the cops?

AutumnBlaze posted...

You should have a bigger shoe size than that, hun

nah, i like having sex with women, many women, with or without a condom, instead of being made fun of by them for having giant honkin clown feet

Touch posted...

Dominate me daddy

check ur PMs
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Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him?
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Shadowplay posted...

Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him?

no i used to make topics about how i was unfairly circumcized by my parents and was going to have a cadaver foreskin surgically re-attached to my penis lol
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6"2

over 200 pounds

feet UK 11

come at me OP
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zombiexdeathx posted...

6"2

over 200 pounds

feet UK 11

come at me OP

Nice center of gravity lmao
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zombiexdeathx posted...

6"2

over 200 pounds

feet UK 11

come at me OP

id destroy you the way you probably destroy 3500 calories worth of fish & chips a day
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Has your son inherited your tremendous mass as well? Lord knows the tubby little lad used to eat enough.
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I'm in awe at the size of this lad
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I'm ready and waiting
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*removes clothes, gets in bed*
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Pogo_Marimo posted...

Has your son inherited your tremendous mass as well? Lord knows the tubby little lad used to eat enough.

hes in the punishment closet atm

Vyrulisse posted...

I'm in awe at the size of this lad

good

Funkydog posted...

I'm ready and waiting

theres going to be two hits, me hitting you and then me also hitting you again at a later date
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Romulox28 posted...

Shadowplay posted...

Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him?

no i used to make topics about how i was unfairly circumcized by my parents and was going to have a cadaver foreskin surgically re-attached to my penis lol

Not gonna lie, I lol'd.
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personality: gamer
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Ryuko_Chan posted...

personality: gamer

meet me in the pit u lil bitch
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Romulox28 posted...

Ryuko_Chan posted...

personality: gamer

meet me in the pit u lil bitch

do you even listen to real metal
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You know what they say about people with small feet...
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I played a halfling monk once, he was pretty bad ass.
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im getting real dom daddy vibes from gb rn and im liking it
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Shoe Size: Men's 6

(._. )

teepan95 posted...

You know what they say about people with small feet...

small feet, lots of sex ?

Parappa09 posted...

im getting real dom daddy vibes from gb rn and im liking it

wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end

vocedelmorte posted...

Shoe Size: Men's 6

(._. )

u got somethin to say to me fella
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Vyrulisse posted...

I'm in awe at the size of this lad

Absolute unit
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Hit me up TC. I'd be down to fight.
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Italian posted...

I thought you were bigger than that

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this, Id prolly be able to buy a Bugatti.

No, but really OP,

GoodOlJr posted...

I'm glad you're on our side

Romulox28 posted...

protip from sex master GB: dont borrow bowling shoes because that makes u look like a cuck, dont bring your own shoes because then ur a guy that owns bowling shoes. bowl barefoot, what are they going to do, call the cops?

I bring my own engraved bowling bowl to the lanes, it says in gold cursive writing "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" right there next to the finger holes. I like to stroke it carefully before making a perfect strike
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Shoe size 6? Kinda small

u got somethin to say to me fella

Yes. Do you have to buy women's shoes ?

deanshow posted...

Hit me up TC. I'd be down to fight.

check ur PMs

pinky0926 posted...

Romulox28 posted...

protip from sex master GB: dont borrow bowling shoes because that makes u look like a cuck, dont bring your own shoes because then ur a guy that owns bowling shoes. bowl barefoot, what are they going to do, call the cops?

I bring my own engraved bowling bowl to the lanes, it says in gold cursive writing "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" right there next to the finger holes. I like to stroke it carefully before making a perfect strike

ok i take it back, thats a total power move

Unite posted...

Shoe size 6? Kinda small

real talk: women dont want to fuck a man with gigantic clown feet

hope i didnt rip the band aid off too quickly

vocedelmorte posted...

Yes. Do you have to buy women's shoes ?

no i just buy regular shoes & have my cobbler take them down to a comfortable & roomy size 6
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TC is Ash Ketchum in this picture:

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are your feet flat
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Romulox28 posted...

wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end

i'm waiting


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I weigh like 70lbs more than you and my feet are 7 inches longer. No doubt you can't get close to dominating me.
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Parappa09 posted...

Romulox28 posted...

wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end

i'm waiting

lmao

Knowledge_King posted...

I weigh like 70lbs more than you and my feet are 7 inches longer. No doubt you can't get close to dominating me.

oink oink oink
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Whoa we got an internet badass here.
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aww, we got one stat in common TC
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Tc I'll make you smell like Daddy in 5 seconds flat.
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Romulox28 posted...

Funkydog posted...
I'm ready and waiting

theres going to be two hits, me hitting you and then me also hitting you again at a later date

I said,

I'm Ready

and

Waiting

Don't keep me waiting too long.
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In many years time, I will be in a moonlit wooden hut on a mountainside. The warm crackling fire, sitting at the end of a king-sized bed, illuminates the warm rug. The mattress is plump, raised to the right level. The sheets are thick, filled with soft feathers. A window gives a view of the idyllic scenery. A blanket of snow to match the blanket of feathers. A gazelle prances in the distance. My wife, my gorgeous redheaded wife, perfect figure, hair as red as wine and a gaze as intoxicating. She is as nude as the day she is born and just as messy. I have her across the bed, legs splayed out. Her womanhood bared to take my mighty trunk. For many hours we entwine, always rough, always sweaty. Finally with a quiver of the leg, my Aphrodite falls back, too exhausted to carry on despite her peak physical condition. I myself, of course, am still fully erect, but give her the moment to catch her breath. I hand her a diamond bottle of pure river water and she gratefully takes a sip to hydrate. Between breaths, she leans in and whispers to me, "Darling, I don't think I've ever seen you harder than you are right now." I turn to her, look deep into her eyes, and respond. "I'm still not as hard as when I learned of green butter's proportions."
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I can't see you down there tc