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t_paynes_ghost 12/21/18 10:16:09 AM #1: |
I am SICK of not having excellent greenbutter topics on this board. I have no idea what his son is up to, no idea what celebrities he's recently met. I have no clue if Olive Garden is still the best way to get free bread. Green Butter must have new tips, tricks, and friends to share stories about.
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TicketOak 12/21/18 10:17:01 AM #2: |
unsubscribe
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Romulox28 12/21/18 10:18:58 AM #3: |
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of green butter's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.
This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. Green butter was Suspended. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent green butter link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, green butter did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in like 6 motherfuckin months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about being forced to chug milk at work on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss green butter and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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t_paynes_ghost 12/21/18 10:21:21 AM #4: |
This is the best Christmas present I will get this season. Thank you lord and saviour <3
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Alpha218 12/21/18 10:23:51 AM #5: |
Romulox28 posted...
Delicious pasta --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario Now Playing: SSBUltimate, MtG: Arena ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 10:29:50 AM #6: |
Alpha218 posted...
Romulox28 posted... --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/21/18 10:43:56 AM #7: |
He needs to stop shitposting about MGSV
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Kitt 12/21/18 10:56:00 AM #8: |
My favorite is when his dentist accidentally called him "my [n-word]". It never fails to brighten my day.
He immediately realized what he said and kept apologizing profusely, saying he was sorry, he does not normally speak like this, etc lol --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Listen, all of y'all, it's a sabotage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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menelaus329 12/21/18 11:09:31 AM #9: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Alpha218 posted...Romulox28 posted... Read through all that and there was no mention of collecting amiibos. I am disappoint... --- XBL/PSN: Kodders How do you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 12/21/18 11:16:03 AM #10: |
I too miss green "the american dream" butter
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Completion 12/21/18 11:17:02 AM #11: |
Irony posted...
He needs to continue shitposting about MGSV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 12/21/18 11:18:33 AM #12: |
LMAO Green Butter put me on his ignore list. The dude can't handle me.
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Oldin 12/21/18 11:24:10 AM #13: |
Irony posted...
He needs to stop shitposting about MGSV Mario Game Special V? --- https://bit.ly/2JXDBzP nice breasts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 11:34:27 AM #14: |
Veggeta X posted...
LMAO Green Butter put me on his ignore list. The dude can't handle me. Ignore lists are for the weak tbh masquerain --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/21/18 11:37:46 AM #15: |
Green envy, buttery males
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Crimson_Angel 12/21/18 11:38:42 AM #16: |
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Ryuko_Chan 12/22/18 8:50:31 PM #17: |
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catboy0_0 12/22/18 8:51:31 PM #18: |
I had to take a dump but your post was so enthralling I tried to risk it and ending up ruining my pants fuck
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Reis 12/22/18 8:54:38 PM #19: |
free butter
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catboy0_0 12/22/18 8:55:03 PM #20: |
Reis posted...
free butter nice --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 12/22/18 8:55:52 PM #21: |
Romulox28 posted...
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of green butter's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 12/23/18 4:51:37 AM #22: |
imagine going on a forum without green butter
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Romulox28 12/23/18 1:50:43 PM #23: |
catboy0_0 posted...
I had to take a dump but your post was so enthralling I tried to risk it and ending up ruining my pants fuck We should hang out sometime --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 12/23/18 3:41:42 PM #24: |
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teepan95 12/23/18 3:53:34 PM #25: |
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Reis 12/23/18 5:16:48 PM #26: |
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SSJGrimReaper 12/23/18 5:21:12 PM #27: |
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Parappa09 12/23/18 6:12:10 PM #28: |
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Romulox28 12/23/18 7:50:25 PM #29: |
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SSJGrimReaper 12/23/18 8:13:01 PM #30: |
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Drpooplol 12/23/18 8:15:44 PM #31: |
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SSJGrimReaper 12/23/18 10:45:52 PM #32: |
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soulunison2 12/23/18 10:47:41 PM #33: |
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hyperpsycho 12/23/18 10:48:25 PM #34: |
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SSJGrimReaper 12/23/18 10:50:11 PM #35: |
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Reis 12/23/18 10:50:45 PM #36: |
@green butter
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A_Good_Boy 12/23/18 11:03:51 PM #37: |
MFW spastic ass CE gets that shit right on the first try. I guess greenbutter must be really special.
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Guy_Fieri 12/23/18 11:05:11 PM #38: |
I never met a man quite like green butter
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Reis 12/23/18 11:09:09 PM #39: |
more like green butthead amirite???
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teepan95 12/24/18 3:23:56 AM #40: |
Guy_Fieri posted...
I never met a man quite like green butter --- I use Gameraven and you should too. http://error1355.com/ce/teepan95.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 12/24/18 8:02:34 AM #41: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
MFW spastic ass CE gets that shit right on the first try. I guess greenbutter must be really special. Yes Guy_Fieri posted... I never met a man quite like green butter Check ur PMs --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vamp_Aubrey 12/24/18 12:20:50 PM #42: |
bump
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Ryuko_Chan 12/24/18 12:21:17 PM #43: |
green butter is the Abraham Lincoln of our generation
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SSJGrimReaper 12/24/18 12:23:44 PM #44: |
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/24/18 8:00:07 PM #45: |
#greenbutter4purgatory
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