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Can you cut contact?
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

Pretty Little Ditty
Wet Sand
Goodbye Angels
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Darkman124 posted...

Drpooplol posted...

This is the exact situation I was/am in.

i am your father

fuck you, darkguy
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*LIE* "No"

Darkman124 posted...

The Admiral posted...

None, and I've never been depressed or had any psychological issues.

I can't believe how many people on this board are heavily medicated.

you grew up more or less just before the big growth of medication prescription to young people

i caught the start of it--was put on ritalin/concerta as a kid. told my parents i wanted off when i was 18 and haven't used it since.

i do suffer a bit for that--i am forgetful, my grades in college weren't as good as HS. i do have ADD.

worth it.

This is the exact situation I was/am in.
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I wasn't able to finish the boss arena. Now over a decade later I went to play the game again... let's just say some games are best left as nice memories.
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*LIE* "No"

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Dustin1280 posted...

You guys have a restraining order right?

Can't you just call the cops and get him taken in again?

yeah and i pressed charges last time as well, he'll be out literally within a day.

keep doing it, eventually people should figure out that he's a fucking issue.
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GL, tc
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Idk I watched the last episode on their YouTube channel
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
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lilORANG posted...

They wouldn't really be able to unionize imo. Youtube content is a dime a dozen and it'd be impossible to get every possible youtuber to join the union. Oh no, I can't watch my favorite let's player I guess I'll have to settle for one of 8,000 others.

Only the really big ones who individually make youtube a lot of money could do it, and they'd have to get a lot of youtubers to do it.
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SkittyOnWailord posted...

CountessRolab posted...

No, and they shouldnt be paid to begin with tbh.

This. Putting videos on Youtube isn't a job. If it is then you're doing something wrong.

how do people still think this in 2017, some people make really good money doing it, and people want to consume it. You're a dum dum.
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Hexagon posted...

They're not even hired workers.

you don't need to be employees to unionize
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CommonStar posted...

I like when he pushed that perfume lady :D

It was so genuine I loved it.
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You talkin bout pinturillo?
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Another great tag
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I'm babysitting this girl today
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idadpb posted...

Yeah, I really liked it.

At first I tought it was about sex(as the title was an eufemism for that), but nope.
it's about revenge, the whole book to torture her as an analogy for her abortion, not showing up as the finishing move after she founds out that her husband is cheating her, etc. At least that's what I understood about that movie.

Yeah that's what a got from it too. And then when Jake Gyllenhaal dies at the end it shows that revenge isn't pretty and it doesn't get you the end you want.

Just great layered storytelling overall.
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Fantastic movie, 9/10. The performances by Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Michael Shannon were all spectacular and served their own distinct purposes. I really enjoyed that the film was layered and had the intertwining stories.

Anyone else's thoughts?
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KlRBEH posted...

TV in general was the best in the 90s, I think thats fair to say

You are high as hell. We're currently in the tv golden age, it's not even close.
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I Like Toast posted...

Alex Smith saying fuck you, I'm not getting Kaepernick'd again.

That's exactly what I was thinking, lol
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Top 1 going deep!
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How is that man able to walk around wtf
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That looked like it could be season ending.
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I Like Toast posted...

Andy Reid learned clock management???

I know I was surprised lol
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Tornadoes are a somewhat common thing.
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No, I don't remember the last time I physically gave someone my resume. I would take copies of it with me to interviews just in case, but I printed on regular paper and I don't think anyone needed an extra copy either.
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I've only ever been to popeyes once, but I thought it was kinda overrated. But maybe I didn't have what people like, idk.
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How are you paying for it?
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Comfort while driving is important. At least for me it is, as I'm on the road a lot for whatever reason.
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--kresnik-- posted...

People who get in the far left lane when they KNOW they're going to turn right, then shoot across traffic when they realize they've almost missed their turn

This. It's one of the most dangerous things people do when driving.

on topic, people who buy pre-shredded cheese. It's an insult to cheese.
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boxington posted...

yea, I liked how it ended.

as an absurd an ending you could hope for.

This, the show was about social faux-pas and ridiculous social customs - as admitted by Jerry himself. Getting sent to jail for not actively helping someone else is as absurd as it gets (in the 90s).

here's Jerry admitting such here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceit7a4/
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Pancake posted...

some of these (like the jumping after falling off ledges in platformers) sort of infuriate me

let the player play the game, stop babying them with an invisible hand lol

this mechanic was amazing in the dkc games.

yeah the person who made that comment doesn't know what they're talking about.
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Dark Souls 3 bosses follow a specific time signature along with the music for their attacks, the hardest boss in the game breaks this flow.

I knew it, I fucking knew it.
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Yeah they gave me the shit and the only thing keeping me awake is being super hungry
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Man, they sure weren't kidding when they said Benadryl makes you drowsy.
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They gave me a shot of Benadryl and apparently I'm not supposed to drive for 6 hours.

How do I get home
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God fucking damnit. RIP my third generation hobby :(
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I went a couple years ago and got some poutine and the cookies. It was so fucking crowded I'm probably never going back.

So many sweaty fat people.
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fan357 posted...

Burgers and nuggets. I wish they still had the spicy ones.

Ding ding that's why
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Hello Internet

Occasionally I'll listen to Bill Burr's Monday morning podcast.
Same for Comedy Bang! Bang!
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I thought it was okay, nothing special. Oh and the beginning is actual garbage trash.
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

I don't listen to either.

I only ever listen to music when it plays in a game.

My car rides, which are only me, are entirely silent.

That's so weird, why?
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man, it's such a good movie. It'd probably be in my top 5 if not for the black hole part.
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Best scene in any Chris Nolan movie, tbh. It does such a great job of moving the abstract thought and fear of losing your children to time and making it real.

So good.
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Question stands
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Did you say "whip me daddy"?
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I'm no fan of auto-runners, but by looking at these levels, which are the very first levels in the game I bet tommy can make this a great game.

Still apprehensive, though.
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Minneapolis had to be really high up there. Nice area and pretty low COL, only downside is the Vikings and the cold
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Why didn't you post in my meat boy topic :(
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EvalAngell posted...

Fraud is bad but how does it affect me and my bank account? Unless I'm losing money who gives a shit. Their customer service has always been on point for the 15 years I've been banking with them. I have no reason to be angry with Wells Fargo.

https://grow.acorns.com/how-does-the-wells-fargo-scandal-affect-you/

But as a practical matter, the biggest harm likely involves consumers’ credit reports and credit scores. A new credit card could negatively affect someone’s credit score by bringing down the average age of accounts on his or her report. And in some cases, it appears the fraudulent accounts incurred fees and interest charges the customer didn’t know about.

To what degree that subsequently affected victims’ borrowing costs is almost unknowable, and it’s unclear how to fix it. If an account holder paid higher interest on a car loan three years ago because of the domino effect of an unauthorized account, how would that cost be calculated?

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