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kneeding your own bread is for nerds. Bread machines are wonderful contraptions.

I made this a year or so ago, turned out well. I ended up cooking it a few more minutes after this pic.


The latest pizza I made was a taco pizza, used a base of refried beans mixed with some salsa, and then went from there. Would recommend 100%
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cross country skied with some friends into the woods for about 5 hours, and then piled up snow about 6 ft high with a 15 ft diameter. Skied off somewhere else for an hour, came back, stuck sticks into the snow pile, and dug it out until we hit the sticks. We then slept inside the snow cave the next two nights.

My bed felt so incredible after we were back.
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Damn, and culvers' cheese curds are garbage. I feel so bad
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Super Meat Boy:Forever
The binding of Isaac: four souls

I don't get very excited over games now.
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thronedfire2 posted...

I bet the NFLPA threatened a holdout this season if the NFL actually goes through with this rule

I highly doubt it, the players have too much to lose to threaten a holdout on an issue like this on a season that doesn't align with cba negotiations.
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

I didn't know what they were until about a month ago when i came to North Dakota.

I always pictured curdled milk balls, like feta cheese just grosser.

Apparently it's just small cheese sticks.

that's not what cheese curds are
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Well you have to pay out the HELOC when you sell... I don't think you'll be able to avoid much for taxes if you do that. But I haven't put much thought into it
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https://www.irs.gov/publications/p523#en_US_2017_publink100073070

Search "eligibility test'
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KILBOTz posted...

So as I understanding the only exemption from capital gains on a house sale is $250k if you are single. Is that correct?

Yes, but it's not an automatic exemption
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I was thinking about mango chicken curry, but I just made that a couple of weeks ago.

Give me ideas
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AnimeGokuIAM posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Who?

The chick from Fixer Upper

what?
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It's not.

The only mechanic that can be construed as even somewhat unfair is the book dude that summons bullets. Other than that, 100% fair
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bladegash posted...

currently-0
quit my job to go to college full time

last job- 84 hours a week.
12 hours a day for 14 days, then off work for 14 days. some rad overtime pay.

wow what do you do
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for almost 3/4 of the year: I average about 30 hours a week
for just over 1/4 a year: about 70 hours a week
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What's Google Express
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I'm lazy and don't feel like reading the article. Is it in terms of total amount reduced, or percentage reduced? Either way, pretty cool.
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Yeah that seemed like it's definitely aimed towards teens
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EnragedSlith posted...

Love the game, but I have a few issues:
1. Going to the secret level is practically a requirement or you wind up gimping yourself
2. Guns are samey enough that your runs wind up feeling identical

The action is more fun than BoI, but it doesn?t have the same sort of replayability

I agree with everything except number 1
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TheVipaGTS posted...

DevsBro posted...

These plus Cotton Eye Joe and the Cha Cha Slide (I think that's the title--"one hop this time two hops this time").

those songs are just enjoyed by....certain people, also the chicken dance. no one genuinely likes those songs....

Yeah I'm pretty sure they're just meme wedding-type songs
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100% best monthly subscription I have
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Oh I'm incorrect. I read that as unleavened, so I'm the dummy there

this is still a troll topic
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

It's a piece of leavened flatbread

factually incorrect

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

marc55 posted...

https://imgur.com/1ze9byS

https://imgur.com/vqUiEIk

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

Unless it's a wild specialty pizza

Pizza is all the same unless it's not? What a wildly profound statement coming from a solid troll topic
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Darkman124 posted...

The Board of Trustees is responsible for the prudent investment of funds

that does not seem standard to me

it is not
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green butter, how was your night
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Rageagaisntthemachine.jpg
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Seinfeld
The Office
Scrubs
Curb your Enthusiasm
Always Sunny
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

Drpooplol posted...

My name is Green Butter

Sometimes I wish I was green butter so that my fettuccine recipes would improve in quality and taste.

Lmao get good, iPhone X-buyer
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My name is Green Butter
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Car shopping sucks. This shit is more stressful than when I bought my house; then again I fell into the perfect house with like the first one I looked at.
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Is it still fucked?
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Yep I've saved plenty of money, great reception where i go, even in the country.

Never had to deal with their customer service, but i love it. And the pixel XL is a fantastic phone.
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Oh I just looked up the carfax, and it was in another accident he didn't tell me about that was to the front left. The serpentine belt was then replaced a couple of months later. This seems like a sign to me to fuck on off.
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I'm doing some used car hunting, because I've ran my piece of shit Saturn Ion into the ground, and while I'm a cheap son of a bitch, it's time to move on.

So I've found a 2013 Subaru Outback that has a salvage title from being rear ended, the guy is an independent dealer who said all he's had to replace was the bumper and a tail light.

It has 80k miles on it, and he wants $10,000 for it. I took it to a mechanic and he loved it, said it seemed like a salvage title shouldn't have even been necessary. What do my car people of gamefaqs think? It could be a gamble, but if it runs good, 10k would be an absolute steal. I almost think it sounds too good to be true...
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No it doesn't, and aren't you fat yourself? If anything it could just be her thinking "wow this chode seems like quite the choosy beggar"
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yeah if this is a real topic, this is a really dumb thing to do
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I'm with ya clear, after i got skinny and barely drank after college my tolerance for alcohol tanked. I like being a light weight, super cheap.

But why is a man in his late 20s shotgunning beers lamo
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I was just about to ask if there was good online :/

Man, they really needed better marketing
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eston posted...

If only you paid that much attention to your work

Lol
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Killbotz are you trolling us?

I hope you are for her sake
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Genocet_10-325 posted...

Doom_Art posted...

Because she disagrees with them politically and some people can't handle that. At least that's what I've gathered.

I dunno why she would elicit such a reaction though. I've never seen her be particularly rude or nasty in a political topic. Not to a degree that would warrant hate or anything. Hell, she doesn't even fall strongly on one side or another anyway from what I've seen.

Who cares where she falls politically? She's a good poster. She's been very friendly and helpful towards me with all the health shit I've been going through this year.

She's pretty far to the right.

shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your shit opinion
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

And you act 12

I was gonna post this same exact thing when i saw this topic, lmao
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cjsdowg posted...

Sorry but the office how them beat with CRP and Fire Drill

I actually agree with this, I can't believe I forgot. Best 10 minutes in comedy television history
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Probably not, but I still die from it every time.
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PIITB415 posted...

southcoast09 posted...

$100,000+ per year is flat out rich to me.

Unfortunately not. My salary is higher than that and I still feel broke.

Where do you live
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I've literally experienced it, so if you wanna go by anecdotal experience you're just wrong. My friends have too. But i did go to school at a redneck school like a decade ago, so others' experience may vary.
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I get not wanting people smoking cigarettes in your face, cause it's fucking gross and people are assholes about it, but I don't get why they wanna ban chew. If they cared that much about health, they'd fight to ban basically the entire cafeteria, idgi.
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No you're not, shut the fuck up.
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