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Nope, never had one.

However, getting my Playstation for Christmas in '95 is one of my best childhood memories.
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Cleo_II posted...

Single, whats that? I feel like Ive almost always been in a relationship of some kind. Kind of wish I experimented more honestly. But being in a good relationship rocks too.

I used to be like that til a few years ago, always in a relationship.
Tell you what, even the best relationship I've ever had doesn't come close to how great single life is.
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Yeah, fucking love it. It's great.
Just had to turn a chick down the other day. Told her I definitely wasn't her type, she said "try me"...so I said "do you like to go places and do things?". She immediately said "yeah of course!"...there you go, I'm not your type.

Honestly, not having any demands on your time is amazing.
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Why is there always that one creep that has to be super formal, like "hello m'lady how are you this fine evening?". Mother fucker is even in a suit.
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Greetings sera.
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3khc posted...

@DocDelicious who dat

Karen Araragi from the monogatari series.
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My gaydar is on point when it comes to guys, chicks not so much (unless it's obvious).
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1. Kidney failure
2. Liver failure
3. Suicide
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-Gavirulax- posted...

Your score:
8

Some of them are so laughable though.

Damn, I got a 9.
You win.
About the only "normal" one I couldn't check off was the one about a sex act over video chat.
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DocDelicious on PSN.
I've mained Hammer and Lance since MHFU.

Will be playing solo for a good while but I'll get around to the multiplayer eventually.
Also, guess I should say I play from about 5am-9am EST weekdays. And 5pm-9am EST weekends soooo...might not be great for everyone.
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Maybe one or two. I play easily hundreds per year but it's rare that a game holds my interest long enough to finish it.
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There is only one type of food I've ever been presented with that I refused to eat...it's called Balut.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)
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Usually play a different game.
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Zeus posted...

DocDelicious posted...

I wake up at 5pm and am up until 9-10am every day.

Vampire!

Lol yep, that's what working night shift for nearly a decade will do to you. My skin is so pale it's nearly transparent, so that mirror thing isn't far off.
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I wake up at 5pm and am up until 9-10am every day.
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ChromaticAngel posted...

this sounds like a pokemon battle.

Pepys Monster uses Boost on Tinder!
It's not very effective.

Hilarious
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A gnome with no special abilities, except he owns a bottomless bag filled with an infinite amount of oranges.
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Honestly, the best RimWorld games are the utter failures.
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Mango Sauce posted...

hey guys

The linguistics professor decided to punish the late student.

he gave him a harsh sentence

That's some funny shit.
You come up with that on your own?
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Bet she would have stuck around if you had an adorable little puppy.
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German
Scottish
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ASlaveObeys posted...

You have carbon monoxide poisoning and don't remember doing it.

I just saved your life.

This.
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I stopped going to the bar a few years ago. Literally every time I went someone would try to fight me, or someone else (but usually me), and the cops would show up.
Unfun.
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Yeah absolutely.

Money, a free shotgun, and we get to thin out the herd...sounds pretty good.
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Darth Vader, how is that even a question. Mind powers yo.
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Be willing to bet she slipped a finger in his booty hole...that's why he told his friend. This was probably an ongoing thing...then one day she was like "I'm about to blow your mind", proceeded to, freaked the kid the fuck out, so he told his buddy.
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Jen0125 posted...

NightMareBunny posted...

how without a perfect signature you won't get a job anywhere outside flipping burgers

lmao literally who has ever said this to you

Seriously, I thought it was a pretty common stereotype that doctors and lawyers have nearly unintelligible handwriting/signatures.

My dad's signature is literally just a squiggly line and my teachers always used to ask me if he was a doctor.
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I will return my cart as long as the cart wranglers are doing their job. If there are carts everywhere I'll do what I can to make their job harder.
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GunslingerGunsl posted...

Why is this your gimmick, ok?

Tbf it's a really good gimmick, ok?
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Holy fuck that thing is horrifying.
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Sarcasthma posted...

Holy shit, I did it.

Are you some kind of wizard?
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I can't stand not having music playing at all times. I'll wear a headphone if I'm out, always have music on in the house/car/at work. When I sleep I have to have music on, a fan running and I'll usually put on some kind of video playlist on my phone.

Silence drives me fucking crazy.
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Harpie posted...

How would that work, a synced up dildo?

https://www.lovense.com

Ummm...yes, that's exactly how it works.
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Company of Heroes for RTS.
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It's meh until you unlock the Blast Sling and the slow-mo skill...then it's fucking boring as shit.
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Usually implies you're trying to meet up then and there...which is fucking creepy.

Maybe try talking to them about how awesome dogs are? Chicks love dogs.
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Two different forms of the same problem.
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Heavily depends on which ex.
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Molitheus posted...

Just look up Opeth Dirge for November. It's a song about suicide.

Sounds cheery.
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Topic made me think of this



also, thanks to the crazies for making yourselves known
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solosnake posted...

I dont know, maybe he just likes talking to you, because you are easy to get along with.

Yeah it is possible there is no ulterior motive.
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Honestly thought this was referring to fried chicken flavoring that is meant to be sprayed on your feet.

Disappointed.
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"Not my fucking job"
"What have you done for me today"
"You're being discharged"

My three favorite, and most used, work phrases.
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10...but literally only because of "To Zanarkand".
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I was accused of having an affair with my one high school teacher (by her husband, no less). Nothing ever happened though.

Did have one teacher get fired for sleeping with a student, another quit because of a relationship with a student (they were actually adorable together and ended up getting married), one that ended up being a pedophile, and one that got fired for doing cocaine on property with two students (who happened to be the Pres and VP of the student council, nothing ever happened to them).

Catholic school is great
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Buy another, nicer, house.
Higher a personal shopper.
Never leave said house again.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

1 plz

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