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Eat_More_Beef posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/771e904b.jpg

Is that lower picture from NCIS?

NNN is just popularized celibacy. I bet the creator of this "holiday" is just some Catholic bishop trolling us.

I have a question about pictures.

Is pouring lava on a baseball before you throw it an illegal manuever?

Spiders can see the future. They just refuse to tell us.

Revisited posted...

You've never had friends like this? Not even during college?

I was the weird one talking about butt-faced gynoids and whatnot.

That's such a cool gift. I'd be happy despite the fact I wouldn't be able to fit in it with my paunch.

An episode of Super Password goes horribly wrong.

I'm a lifelong fan who started back with the very first games here in the United States.

It makes me feel really old even though I'm only 31.

RoboShop: Price City

Maybe ask Santa?

"Affluenza" was stupid. "Fatigue" is stupid and lazy.

Maybe ten years ago before the gouging.

Didn't Chris date a girl who looked like Meg in one episode?

Is it even a thing for expectant cat mothers to absorb her unborn kittens?

That was what I was told as a kid by my mother when our adopted cat from the streets had lost her kittens when she was pregnant and I still don't know if that can actually happen or not.

Cid?

What?

I thought of johnnycakes. That Southerner in me is emerging again...

...the fuck?

That one Japanese anime/video game that's basically a URL.

So what's sexy about Zionism?

shnangyboos posted...

Omg, gasp and yikes, bet you would have told MLK to just stay home, gasp yikes zoinks

When you type like that, you sound like a child.

But really, who else saw this coming? When you have the loons out there blocking roads as well as those willing to shoot the loons blocking roads, I'm not at all surprised to see that this has happened.

*blows out all candles*

Rat poisoning? Was he drinking Honningbrew Mead or somethin'?

How does one even develop a phobia about olives in the first place?

Even as a kid, I wanted to know what a dragon egg omelette tastes like.

Maybe that blue guy (whatever his/her name is) is willing to crack one open for us...

OrangeCrush980 posted...

Tyler is a pretty normal male name in America???

But I'm a girl and it can be a girl's name, too.

Shoot_FTH posted...

I think they're pretty American names. Except for maybe Tyler.

Excuse me! My name is Tyler! How rude!

Bob Eubanks.

I see invisible people.

All he needs to do is fly to the Sun, eat about a third of its mass and belch solar energy into a turbine.

BOOM! Problem solved!

I thought of Farfetch'd since the specie uses a leek like a sword.

Is that any better than 57 Karma, though?

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I love chocolate with cheese. I tried it after seeing a poster in school repeating the "ch" sound about a guy named Chad who loved chocolate with cheese.

It was delicious. You get the salt of the cheese and the sweetness of the chocolate that hits the tongue just right.

I even turned it into a sandwich with hamburgers buns and that was insanely good.

Enderknight17 posted...

Proctalgia Fugax. Basically internal rectal spasms. I'm on medication now that helps but before that it was ruining my life. Just started having pain in my rectum like being stabbed with a knife over and over. Lasted anywhere from a few seconds to a couple of minutes. With very little time between episodes. I couldn't sleep worth a damn because it was worse at night. Easily the worst pain of my life and I've had gallstones, broke a wrist, been popped in the eye.

This reminds me of the extra book in one of Skyrim's Creation Club contents. Specfically the Vigils armor set where one man described the feeling his cure for vampirism as "thousand little knives cutting into my bowels" or something similiar.

As far as me, I've never been any real serious physical pain in my life. Most of my trauma was mental growing up.

I had one banner on fucking Wikipedia of all things that say "Sorry, but you only had a 5% chance of seeing this."

It was their banners about keeping the site running and away from big business, but that threw me for a big loop since I was only looking up the Finnish word for "triangle".

An adaptation where Christopher Robin abandons Pooh and the others has some merit as a plot.

Then this fucking movie comes out and it just ruins the idea completely.

That's an epic-sounding term if I ever heard one.

I picked whales because the big guys and gals I have heard actually are belevolent by nature unlike the rest.

Both are opposing forces. Naturally both are going to have their problems with the public even if one is "good" and one is "evil".

Talking about Jedi and Sith in particular, they feel like more Law and Chaos from what I've heard than just plain good vs. evil.

I love things like this. More games should be doing hard-to-find bosses that make an impact when you do actually find them.

StealThisSheen posted...

Yes, but getting a sandwich without bread, when you ordered a sandwich, seems like such a bizarre occurrence that it feels normal to ask... Wait, did you mean something else?

Also, since, normally, somebody would say "I didn't get a bun," for a sandwich. Not "I didn't get bread." When you say "I didn't get bread," in relation to food, the normal assumption is... Bread on the side, not "I didn't get my sandwich bun." Especially when you didn't say you ordered a sandwich.

I feel like I'm being trolled.

Yeah, talking about a sandwich without a bread of some kind seems like stapstick material.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

There's also Stun Spore, Lick, and Dragon Breath. >_>

Okay, maybe Dragon Breath and Lick, too.

Stun Spore always reminds me of Meowth grinding up herbs in a kimono in the anime.

That's was after I learned what paralysis was. I vaguely remember a show as a kid about a man who was crushed by a falling tree and was paralyzed from the waist down.

Don't know if it was a true story or not.

I also highly suspect there's a paralysis fetish.

It reminds me too much of those stereotypical school uniforms for girls in anime.

...then again, maybe I shouldn't have booted up Senran Kagura again. Sometimes I forget there's more to anime that than...

Body Slam is an outlier from the RBY days.

Really the only thing that should paralyze Pikachu is Glare.

Cobra1010 posted...

This animal channel with 14.8 million subs literally have the first playlist on their channel, Pittie Nation.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1dd3a4b.jpg

I just feel sorry especially for those who has kids lives with neighbours with these dogs in the backyard.

I don't know, wouldn't a breed like a pit bull treat you like shit if you treat them like shit?

Love goes a long way, though.