Current Events > Scenario: Your girlfriend gets you a suit of armor for Christmas

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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 10:52:02 AM #1:	You wake up to find it in the corner of the room with a bow around it and a tag that says "For my knight in shining armor. - Merry Christmas " https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAZiH8AADRo7.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977209207] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>You wake up to find it in the corner of the room with a bow around it and a tag that says "For my knight in shining armor. - Merry Christmas "https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAZiH8AADRo7.jpgInverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.How do you react?What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 11/14/23 10:53:24 AM #2:	Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:977209226] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hereforemnant 11/14/23 10:54:13 AM #3:	FolkenRawr posted... Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on. Immediately going to whole foods to scare people --- 3DS Friend Code: FC: 0318-7199-1150 <cite>hereforemnant posted [p:977209235] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>FolkenRawr posted... </cite><quote>Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on.</quote>Immediately going to whole foods to scare people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 11/14/23 10:54:25 AM #4:	she becomes my fianc --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:977209239] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>she becomes my fianc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 11/14/23 11:13:29 AM #5:	Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:977209534] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 11/14/23 11:13:55 AM #6:	I would suddenly realise that the Christmas present I got her isn't good enough. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:977209538] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>I would suddenly realise that the Christmas present I got her isn't good enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 11:14:16 AM #7:	Zwijn posted... Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit. Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977209542] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Zwijn posted... </cite><quote>Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit.</quote>Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/14/23 11:15:29 AM #8:	Well now I know she's going to love the chainmail bikini. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:977209560] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Well now I know she's going to love the chainmail bikini. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 11/14/23 11:15:43 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her We are exactly the same size. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:977209563] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her</quote>We are exactly the same size.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BearlyWilling 11/14/23 11:17:45 AM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? Praise the sun! --- Hmm... <cite>BearlyWilling posted [p:977209590] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>What do you do?</quote>Praise the sun! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/14/23 11:18:34 AM #11:	Its gonna be a long knight you know what Im saying --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:977209606] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Its gonna be a long knight you know what Im saying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/14/23 11:18:42 AM #12:	The only way this could be better is if she got herself some sexy bikini armor I'm gonna toss this on real quick and give the neighbors kids a good scare though. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:977209608] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>The only way this could be better is if she got herself some sexy bikini armorI'm gonna toss this on real quick and give the neighbors kids a good scare though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 11/14/23 11:21:46 AM #13:	"Helmet on or off?" "Off, please." "Too bad." --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:977209652] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>"Helmet on or off?""Off, please.""Too bad." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 11/14/23 11:30:54 AM #14:	I steal a horse and go conquer Nova Scotia --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:977209820] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>I steal a horse and go conquer Nova Scotia </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 11/14/23 11:33:39 AM #15:	i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distress --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:977209874] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distress </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 11:37:33 AM #16:	MarthGoomba posted... i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distress Ashley managed both --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977209931] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>MarthGoomba posted... </cite><quote>i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distress</quote>Ashley managed both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 11/14/23 11:39:32 AM #17:	hereforemnant posted... Immediately going to whole foods to scare people By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:977209963] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>hereforemnant posted...</cite><quote>Immediately going to whole foods to scare people </quote>By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/23 7:56:49 PM #18:	Revelation34 posted... By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are? wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977254040] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are?</quote>wut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 11/16/23 7:58:06 PM #19:	Revelation34 posted... By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are? hwat! --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:977254068] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are?</quote>hwat! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OriginalPlain2 11/16/23 8:09:53 PM #20:	I put that on and watch a knights tale ~~then feel like an ass~~ --- 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? <cite>OriginalPlain2 posted [p:977254264] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>I put that on and watch a knights talethen feel like an ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 11/18/23 4:56:58 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... wut Wat. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:977278109] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite><quote>wut</quote>Wat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 11/18/23 4:59:22 AM #22:	When I said wed need protection this isnt what I had in mind. --- Denying a person something they enjoy is not "helping them." No one wants to help you. Push them away. <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:977278118] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>When I said wed need protection this isnt what I had in mind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/18/23 10:02:39 AM #23:	Revelation34 posted... Wat. I don't get it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977280438] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>Wat.</quote>I don't get it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 11/18/23 10:03:16 AM #24:	ME: "How am I going to explain this to my wife?" --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:977280444] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>ME: "How am I going to explain this to my wife?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 11/18/23 10:04:48 AM #25:	Okay, I'll take the hint. We're going to more LARPs. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:977280464] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Okay, I'll take the hint. We're going to more LARPs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/18/23 10:09:58 AM #26:	I bang my gf in front of him while he watches --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:977280516] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>I bang my gf in front of him while he watches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 11/18/23 10:25:19 AM #27:	That's such a cool gift. I'd be happy despite the fact I wouldn't be able to fit in it with my paunch. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:977280697] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>That's such a cool gift. I'd be happy despite the fact I wouldn't be able to fit in it with my paunch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/18/23 10:26:05 AM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her 'tis but a stretch --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:977280703] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her</quote>'tis but a stretch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 11/18/23 10:38:23 AM #29:	she best be able to afford that shit --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:977280847] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>she best be able to afford that shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/21/23 6:38:01 AM #30:	Alteres posted... she best be able to afford that shit Maybe she looted it from a defeated foe --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:977330895] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite><quote>she best be able to afford that shit</quote>Maybe she looted it from a defeated foe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 11/21/23 6:39:14 AM #31:	try it out --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:977330903] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>try it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 11/21/23 6:50:38 AM #32:	Yell at her. She's supposed to buy a car with all the money I'm giving her. That suit of armor isn't going to get kids to the doctors. Unless.. she expects me to rob a bank in a full suit of armor? Is there a cod peice? --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:977330990] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>Yell at her. She's supposed to buy a car with all the money I'm giving her. That suit of armor isn't going to get kids to the doctors. Unless.. she expects me to rob a bank in a full suit of armor?Is there a cod peice? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 11/21/23 6:53:04 AM #33:	I'd ruin Christmas <cite>MrResetti posted [p:977331006] in Scenario: ... [t:80619822]...</cite> <quote>I'd ruin Christmas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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