Current Events > Superman can solve the energy crisis! Here's how.

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DementedDurian
11/09/23 3:17:28 PM
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All he needs to do is fly to the Sun, eat about a third of its mass and belch solar energy into a turbine.

BOOM! Problem solved!

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Zikten
11/09/23 3:40:56 PM
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Wouldn't that shrink the sun?
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Starks
11/09/23 3:42:11 PM
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1. There's a limit to what Superman can tank
2. You would change the very nature of the solar system

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Jagr_68
11/09/23 3:42:34 PM
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Why doesn't Superman just reverse the earth's polarity back to 1400s when everything was clean and good?

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lww99
11/09/23 3:43:41 PM
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Thats more of a Flash thing

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SpawnShadow
11/09/23 3:49:02 PM
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Relevant: https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305
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IHeartRadiation
11/09/23 3:56:51 PM
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If Superman is so strong, why doesn't he just kill Lex Luthor? Is he stupid?
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Flauros
11/09/23 3:58:13 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
If Superman is so strong, why doesn't he just kill Lex Luthor? Is he stupid?
People will see it as a hate crime and he doesnt want that image.

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Shotgunnova
11/09/23 4:02:04 PM
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Why not just push the Earth's axis backwards until we go back in time to the pre-Industrial Revolution era?

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