Current Events > Reddit witch tries to kill Allah. It does not go well.

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Garabandal
11/13/23 7:02:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/be2964e2.jpg

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Revisited
11/13/23 7:03:44 PM
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Saving this before it gets deleted love stuff like this
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DementedDurian
11/13/23 7:06:08 PM
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...the fuck?

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EbonTitanium
11/13/23 7:09:58 PM
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Wow.

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Rotterdammerung
11/13/23 7:10:08 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
...the fuck?
The occult/magick subreddits are a wild ride of role playing and delusion.

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R1masher
11/13/23 7:10:59 PM
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Witch

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DrizztLink
11/13/23 7:11:47 PM
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That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you.

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NeonBoobs
11/13/23 7:12:38 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with people

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Freddie_Mercury
11/13/23 7:12:53 PM
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big if true

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Hikewne
11/13/23 7:13:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bf33b406.jpg

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Shotgunnova
11/13/23 7:14:41 PM
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This noob didn't even use Aerods.

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Kradek
11/13/23 7:14:42 PM
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I faced off against Allah once while astral projecting. I scooped up a pile of dung beetle dung and threw it into his face.

Was pretty sweet.

DrizztLink posted...
That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you.

~golf clap~

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Revisited
11/13/23 7:15:10 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/97772c8d.jpg
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FlyEaglesFly24
11/13/23 7:15:28 PM
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Unbelievable.scratch that. I actually believe someone is that pathetic to do this, but for the love of all things holy, thats just fucked up.

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Kim_Seong-a
11/13/23 7:15:33 PM
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What a fucking noob. Everyone knows you need a party of five other demons before you kill God.

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11/13/23 7:19:35 PM
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Kradek posted...

Nah see that's not as funny, it has to be long and detailed like op, that's where the humor is derived from. It's a science faith
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Solar_Crimson
11/13/23 7:19:55 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
What a fucking noob. Everyone knows you need a party of five other demons before you kill God.
And a couple of Messiahs as well.

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Seaman_Prime
11/13/23 7:20:09 PM
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Sounds cool
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Umbreon
11/13/23 7:22:44 PM
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Witch really thought she could solo God

Her whole coven would wipe to Micheal.

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Turbam
11/13/23 7:25:57 PM
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Based

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MabusIncarnate
11/13/23 7:27:14 PM
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Oh man, i'm gonna go browse that sub now.

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Cemith
11/13/23 7:27:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e03a8ac4.jpg

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Revisited
11/13/23 7:29:18 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
...the fuck?
You've never had friends like this? Not even during college?
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Kami_no_Kami
11/13/23 7:35:24 PM
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Shouldve brought Goku. Im sure his power level rivals Allah.

For real though, I had a similar conversation with a Wiccan at a mall recently (we were at a play-place and my daughter was playing so I couldnt naturally disengage easily). She started going on about how this other Wiccan lady had said she (the lady I was talking to) was super powerful because she magicked a book to a certain page and then about how she accidentally cursed the same lady and caused her to die 6 months later.

Its amazing the brain worms religion gives you.
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Trumble
11/13/23 8:04:09 PM
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Even Allah would be no match for the power of a Trumble Fart. Lemme at him.

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Baha05
11/13/23 8:04:49 PM
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Is is this a fanfic that reads like a FF boss fight?

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DarkBuster22904
11/13/23 8:09:29 PM
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She needed to bring 3 to nine other witches with her, preferably teenagers.

I dont know what she was expecting. There wasn't nearly enough Power of Friendship for this to work. This is like God Killing 101 stuff.

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Ratchetrockon
11/13/23 8:12:25 PM
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My power level should be high enough. I shall try later

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LordFarquad1312
11/13/23 8:14:17 PM
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You have to be a special kind of fucked up to fight against an imaginary opponent and lose.

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Strider102
11/13/23 8:18:25 PM
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The witches first mistake was not using the power of edgy teens.

Gods take 1,000,000x more damage and lose their immortality when faced by edgy teens.

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teep_
11/15/23 11:55:43 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you.
I'm a Muslim and I approve of this post

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OriginalPlain2
11/16/23 12:01:25 AM
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username [something something]

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Irrelevant
11/16/23 12:03:24 AM
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I'd think Muslims would be like "Yeah that's right! Flee from Allah you punk!"

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Tyranthraxus
11/16/23 12:06:54 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's magic you make up the rules as you go

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Verdekal
11/16/23 12:08:45 AM
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She should recruit Al-Maat.

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HudGard
11/16/23 12:09:36 AM
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Imagine this is the ending of a JRPG. You kill God and then wake up in a shitty apartment from a drug-addled stupor.

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MarcyWarcy
11/16/23 12:09:53 AM
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zoomers getting into occultism is hilarious

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Anteaterking
11/16/23 12:10:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I think the idea is that you're outside your body moving around and you essentially go where they are / are in the spiritual realm so you can call out to them / blah blah.

I mean it's fake but I think that's the idea.

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Robot2600
11/16/23 12:12:14 AM
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yea sounds like she summoned the god after being in the spirit realm. seems normal.

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Zikten
11/16/23 12:22:12 AM
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Some people get way too into their delusions
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Unknown5uspect
11/16/23 12:27:30 AM
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HudGard posted...
Imagine this is the ending of a JRPG. You kill God and then wake up in a shitty apartment from a drug-addled stupor.
Tell me more ...
Readies pen

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RaptorLC
11/16/23 12:50:58 AM
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You need to grind some levels before you go after the god of Abraham.

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burns112233
11/16/23 12:53:28 AM
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https://youtu.be/wZeZu2u9dyg?si=trru7Oz5G1ZvAoyq
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wanderingshade
11/16/23 12:55:12 AM
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Dazed. Reeling. About to break.

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DnDer
11/16/23 12:56:04 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
The occult/magick subreddits are a wild ride of role playing and delusion.

So are the conservative and evangelical ones.

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hereforemnant
11/16/23 12:58:16 AM
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This is unironically really funny

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SpawnShadow
11/16/23 12:58:23 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
The occult/magick subreddits are a wild ride of role playing and delusion.

DnDer posted...
So are the conservative and evangelical ones.

For once, the horseshoe theory actually has some merit, as opposed to just being something the enlightened centrists throw out to defend their refusal to give a shit.
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