Current Events > Reddit witch tries to kill Allah. It does not go well.

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Kim_Seong-a 11/16/23 12:58:50 AM #51:	Anteaterking posted... I think the idea is that you're outside your body moving around and you essentially go where they are / are in the spiritual realm so you can call out to them / blah blah. I mean it's fake but I think that's the idea. I mean if satan can just casually stroll into Yahweh's domain for no other reason than a gambling addiction then it stands to reason other people can as well. now I'm imaginging God getting mildly annoyed by the stream of new age nerds astral projecting into his house trying to fight him. Make his morning coffee? Reddit nerd. Go get the morning newspaper? Reddit nerd. Then he's chilling at some otherworldly bar drinking whatever is strong enough to get god drunk, complaining to Buddha and Izanami that he can't get a moment's peace --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:977240283] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Anteaterking posted... </cite><quote>I think the idea is that you're outside your body moving around and you essentially go where they are / are in the spiritual realm so you can call out to them / blah blah.I mean it's fake but I think that's the idea.</quote>I mean if satan can just casually stroll into Yahweh's domain for no other reason than a gambling addiction then it stands to reason other people can as well.now I'm imaginging God getting mildly annoyed by the stream of new age nerds astral projecting into his house trying to fight him. Make his morning coffee? Reddit nerd. Go get the morning newspaper? Reddit nerd.Then he's chilling at some otherworldly bar drinking whatever is strong enough to get god drunk, complaining to Buddha and Izanami that he can't get a moment's peace </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowLake 11/16/23 12:59:54 AM #52:	The witchs name? Joe Biden. --- Teehee! ^.^ <cite>ShadowLake posted [p:977240296] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>The witchs name?Joe Biden. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 11/16/23 1:00:08 AM #53:	Reddit username checks out --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:977240299] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Reddit username checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MatzoTov 11/16/23 1:09:57 AM #54:	Wakanda xenoblade shit is this --- Sigless by choice <cite>MatzoTov posted [p:977240406] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Wakanda xenoblade shit is this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheJustice 11/16/23 1:10:29 AM #55:	EyeWontBeFooled posted... Reddit username checks out Darn. 10 minue late. --- The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty... - Arcana VIII The Justice <cite>TheJustice posted [p:977240414] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>EyeWontBeFooled posted...</cite><quote>Reddit username checks out</quote>Darn. 10 minue late. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/16/23 1:16:11 AM #56:	Bro really tried to solo a raid boss --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:977240460] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Bro really tried to solo a raid boss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheJustice 11/16/23 1:17:30 AM #57:	Chicken posted... Bro really tried to solo a raid boss You never played Monster Hunter offline, I take it. --- The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty... - Arcana VIII The Justice <cite>TheJustice posted [p:977240474] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite><quote>Bro really tried to solo a raid boss </quote>You never played Monster Hunter offline, I take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/16/23 1:22:18 AM #58:	I hope this is a joke based on the username, if not, DAMN I can't even imagine the ego on her. So today I summoned literally God guys. Just so you know, he is tough as nails! Who knew you wouldn't be able to kill God by sapping the power from a few good crystals (crystals that go obviously fucking made) and hitting him with that? I did good though, I got away and he totally can't get me though! Healing incense time for me though, I'm spirituality wounded and all. Don't try this one alone people(God also makes every part of the fucking incense. Why would he let it or anything else heal you? How the fuck do you, "get away" from God? Biggest fucking case of username checks out that I have ever seen. All these people should be forced to watch chainsaw man, just for them To get the slightest idea on what an actual being millions of times weakers than the ones they claim to fight would do to them, or be capable of. Like, damn. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:977240521] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>I hope this is a joke based on the username, if not, DAMN I can't even imagine the ego on her. So today I summoned literally God guys. Just so you know, he is tough as nails! Who knew you wouldn't be able to kill God by sapping the power from a few good crystals (crystals that go obviously fucking made) and hitting him with that? I did good though, I got away and he totally can't get me though! Healing incense time for me though, I'm spirituality wounded and all. Don't try this one alone people(God also makes every part of the fucking incense. Why would he let it or anything else heal you? How the fuck do you, "get away" from God?Biggest fucking case of username checks out that I have ever seen. All these people should be forced to watch chainsaw man, just for them To get the slightest idea on what an actual being millions of times weakers than the ones they claim to fight would do to them, or be capable of. Like, damn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 11/16/23 1:23:52 AM #59:	Like the whole thing is delusional, but like I feel like within one's own delusional they should still have the internal logic that a lone witch is going to get absolutely devastated by the Abrahamic God. That's clearly an end game boss, if not deep post-game. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:977240538] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Like the whole thing is delusional, but like I feel like within one's own delusional they should still have the internal logic that a lone witch is going to get absolutely devastated by the Abrahamic God. That's clearly an end game boss, if not deep post-game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/16/23 1:38:34 AM #60:	TheJustice posted... You never played Monster Hunter Correct --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:977240663] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>TheJustice posted... </cite><quote>You never played Monster Hunter</quote>Correct </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheJustice 11/16/23 1:47:32 AM #61:	Chicken posted... Correct You, my friend, are on the wrong website. Reddit is thataway. --- The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty... - Arcana VIII The Justice <cite>TheJustice posted [p:977240716] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite><quote>Correct</quote>You, my friend, are on the wrong website. Reddit is thataway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leafsRULE 11/16/23 1:48:33 AM #62:	you're not a witch you're a goth who smokes clove cigarettes and has dyed hair --- leafs rule, your favourite team drules <cite>leafsRULE posted [p:977240726] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>you're not a witch you're a goth who smokes clove cigarettes and has dyed hair </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/16/23 1:50:34 AM #63:	Hey guys, just got back from fighting pagan gods. Killed a few by accident and taught Zues a hard lesson. Will I ever be strong enough to go against Allah like this brave soul and live though? starts chewing on incense --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:977240743] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Hey guys, just got back from fighting pagan gods. Killed a few by accident and taught Zues a hard lesson. Will I ever be strong enough to go against Allah like this brave soul and live though? starts chewing on incense </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 11/16/23 2:05:12 AM #64:	ShadowLake posted... The witchs name? Joe Biden. Dark Brandon has successfully attack and dethroned God. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:977240859] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>ShadowLake posted... </cite><quote>The witchs name?Joe Biden.</quote>Dark Brandon has successfully attack and dethroned God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 11/16/23 2:53:07 AM #65:	You can't go up against Allah until you beat Mohammad and Jesus. Amateur. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:977241158] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>You can't go up against Allah until you beat Mohammad and Jesus. Amateur.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/16/23 2:56:49 AM #66:	DrizztLink posted... That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/430abe74.jpg --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:977241178] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>That's a rough way to learn the other guy is Allaht stronger than you.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/430abe74.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 11/16/23 3:21:46 AM #67:	I thought chuunibyou was a teenager thing. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:977241345] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>I thought chuunibyou was a teenager thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BaphometFlux 11/16/23 4:01:49 AM #68:	I had an ex that was like this , it was interesting --- "The Future Rules!" <cite>BaphometFlux posted [p:977241563] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>I had an ex that was like this , it was interesting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 11/16/23 4:06:14 AM #69:	Not sure if taking the pisshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47475d8d.jpg or serious. --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:977241581] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Not sure if taking the pisshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47475d8d.jpg or serious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Takuya_Lee 11/16/23 4:09:23 AM #70:	I can see where they went wrong. They didn't bring a Winchester with them. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. <cite>Takuya_Lee posted [p:977241595] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>I can see where they went wrong. They didn't bring a Winchester with them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/16/23 7:51:20 AM #71:	TheJustice posted... You, my friend, are on the wrong website. Reddit is thataway. This isnt a monster hunter forum, shut the fuck up --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:977242977] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>TheJustice posted... </cite><quote>You, my friend, are on the wrong website. Reddit is thataway.</quote>This isnt a monster hunter forum, shut the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 11/18/23 10:09:47 PM #72:	Takuya_Lee posted... I can see where they went wrong. They didn't bring a Winchester with them. Is that the name of a gun or the name of the guys from Supernatural? <cite>Revisited posted [p:977290543] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Takuya_Lee posted... </cite><quote>I can see where they went wrong. They didn't bring a Winchester with them.</quote>Is that the name of a gun or the name of the guys from Supernatural?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 11/18/23 10:30:14 PM #73:	Revisited posted... Is that the name of a gun or the name of the guys from Supernatural? Six of one, half-dozen of another. Depends on where the Saint of Killers left his iron. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:977290834] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Revisited posted... </cite><quote>Is that the name of a gun or the name of the guys from Supernatural?</quote>Six of one, half-dozen of another. Depends on where the Saint of Killers left his iron. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 11/18/23 10:35:01 PM #74:	Revisited posted... You've never had friends like this? Not even during college? I mean, if you've seen her around that user herself is one of them. Probably just doesn't like this redditor's type of fantasizing. <cite>PBusted posted [p:977290908] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Revisited posted... </cite><quote>You've never had friends like this? Not even during college?</quote>I mean, if you've seen her around that user herself is one of them. Probably just doesn't like this redditor's type of fantasizing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 11/18/23 10:36:07 PM #75:	This is the most anime thing I've ever read that isn't anime. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:977290924] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>This is the most anime thing I've ever read that isn't anime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/18/23 10:36:57 PM #76:	is she upset Allah likes crescent moon symbols or something? cause witches like them too <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:977290942] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>is she upset Allah likes crescent moon symbols or something? cause witches like them too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agent_Stroud 11/18/23 11:06:58 PM #77:	This sounds like something Whang would cover in one of his Tales from the Internet videos, just sayin. --- "We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017) <cite>Agent_Stroud posted [p:977291347] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like something Whang would cover in one of his Tales from the Internet videos, just sayin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 11/21/23 9:15:00 PM #78:	WingsOfGood posted... is she upset Allah likes crescent moon symbols or something? cause witches like them too Soul eater reference? https://youtu.be/zzJ8U8OtEsE?si=KjgkgXPTmutMaQt1 <cite>Revisited posted [p:977344279] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>is she upset Allah likes crescent moon symbols or something? cause witches like them too</quote>Soul eater reference?https://youtu.be/zzJ8U8OtEsE?si=KjgkgXPTmutMaQt1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 11/21/23 9:18:05 PM #79:	Revisited posted... You've never had friends like this? Not even during college? I was the weird one talking about butt-faced gynoids and whatnot. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:977344318] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Revisited posted... </cite><quote>You've never had friends like this? Not even during college?</quote>I was the weird one talking about butt-faced gynoids and whatnot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aitz 11/21/23 9:25:35 PM #80:	Even as a muslim I find this hilarious --- Fire Emblem Heroes: 1691818076 Target: Get all Celicas to +10 Yugioh Master Duels ID: 929-965-925 Genshin Impact UID: Lol, not putting it on my signature <cite>Aitz posted [p:977344428] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Even as a muslim I find this hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revisited 11/24/23 1:22:51 AM #81:	Aitz posted... Even as a muslim I find this hilarious especially as a Muslim I find this hilarious <cite>Revisited posted [p:977380130] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Aitz posted... </cite><quote>Even as a muslim I find this hilarious</quote>especially as a Muslim I find this hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 11/24/23 1:23:55 AM #82:	Oh. Alright. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:977380139] in Reddit wit... [t:80619378]...</cite> <quote>Oh. Alright. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Reddit witch tries to kill Allah. It does not go well.