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KitKats posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/9/AAevWaAAEfJV.jpg

Don't post pictures of me without my constent, m'kay? <3

I know I mention them a lot, but couldn't succubi help these guys get laid? That's how I lost my virginity.

I picked Morrigan Aensland.

It's be a coin-flip, since I'm also a succubus.

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood when readily-made plastics are stronger and more resistant to rot?

I've been secretly in contact with a LGBTQ group near where I live, and I mean secretly because my grandfather is vehemently against me making friends with anyone of any lifestyle he hates.

He'd kick me out of the house if he did, all because he's a "good Christian".

Mind you, he sneers at gay people on game shows, he uses the f-word (not "fuck") and the n-word on a regular basis and I've been told he's in early-onset dementia.

I hate the fact he is my legal guardian, because I get paranoid he's going to move us into a worse state like Florida or Missouri because he keeps talking about leaving the town we're in.

What is "Secret Things"?

Why did the mob boss send his goons to the auction house?

To do his bidding.

I know Lost (an Elden Ring invasionist) can't say his patented "I killed your friends, your friends is dead" because of the stupid rule.

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and Joe Biden walk into a bar and the bartender says, "For the last time Joe, we don't serve ice cream here!".

Three days and two sleepless nights for me.

I'm heavily reliant on sleeping pills and they sometimes don't work for me.

I wish I had breasts.

Doesn't have to be extremely large, just something sizable that gives a weightful feeling.

110%

Can I vote FFF with a male imaginary friend?

I'd admittedly more a cat person than a dog person.

My family only wants a dog to "dissuade the thugs in our neighborhood" and the one we have is both a barker and attention whore.

They barely do anything with the dog and let him just lay there in the backyard all day. My aunt showers him with with attention at night and he tries to bust in the house every time he hears her come home.

You can look to the people around the world about third genders and cultural beliefs about gender to see that it is not as absolute as binary computer code.

As much as I want to live in a world with nothing but beautiful women and womanly love, I'm not bashing anyone who thinks differently, so long as they aren't bashing anyone themselves.

Yet, people cannot grasp the idea of people altering away from "the norm".

Nirvanas_Nox posted...

Not everyone plays resident evil though

I've barely played 5 and nothing else and I know that line.

Is it normal to see patients with panic attacks due to gender dysphoria?

That was the reason I had one and the paramedics that came when I called 911 found I had an elevated heart rate.

Disappointed that "magic underwear" isn't an anime/ecchi term...

My dad was a fitness nut even back then.

I have no chance.

"Stay while and loot things.".

Been there, particularly when I drink soda.

Disappointed.

Heartomaton posted...

Should have had plumber's crack.

"What did you say?" - Plumber from Ratchet & Clank

cjsdowg posted...

Calling a black man Uncle was giving a black man respect. However not so much Respect that you would call him Mister. Because you couldn't do that.

OK, I see.

The All State guy thing was a joke in SNL. I don't think he was canceled in this wave.

Was he? He's been annoying me for years with his devil-may-care-unless-you-buy-what-I'm-selling attitude and his obviously fake forehead bandage.

Did General Atomics make the robots?

bsp77 posted...

Actually, it does work for people like you

Because I'm pretty...unique?

cjsdowg posted...

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1646945090487590913

That is just like when they took away all the black food mascots, and the All State guy. People on the left was like yeah some of these have hell racist past. But not many people were freaking out. Just like with all of their insult . They are projecting.

Other than obviously stereotypical things like Aunt Jemima, I never heard any complaints about Uncle Ben nor the guy who did the All State commericals.

Can someone tell me why that was problematic? Honestly, this whole time I thought they were whitewashing mascots since All State introduced a white guy who acts like a freakin' cereal mascot...

Part of the reason I wanted to be a girl was seeing Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra and feeling like beauty was something I wanted for myself.

The truth is, Cleopatra's true looks has been lost to history.

I know people tend to bicker on this, but Cleopatra is often thought of being average beauty for her time.

Like Jesus, her appearance have been fictionalized to the point where no one is really sure about what they looked like.

Smashingpmkns posted...

This will probably be Clint Eastwood's last movie. Hope it's good. He's been releasing a bunch of stinkers lately.

I think the premise has some merit. It will ultimately be down to execution, though.

Not bees, but I had fleas on me since I'm hairy.

I highly doubt dating apps would work for a bi-romantic, demon-loving transgender girl like myself.

Irony posted...

The only episode I remember that was that one where this dude shaved all the hair on one side of his face and head

MICHALECOLE posted...

No I dont know what that is

is it a dragon ball z spin-off?

Basically, a baby gets the zombie virus and kills a guy.

Didn't you guys watch the first episode of Z Nation?

Error1355 posted...

I don't even understand what this topic is trying to say?

Easy, they're saying that we've been "inflitratred".

Whatever that means, I don't know.

I'd rather have my own boobs to grab, that way I don't have to bother a poor girl about hers.

My brother would say Trucks, given how much I could hear him from my bedroom.

Crypto?

Are you kidding me?

*dances*

Good. Now it's my turn. not

If it wasn't for video games I'd be insane.

I get my frustrations out playing as a buxom vampiress who makes every human girl her bloodmeal.

I'm more jealous of her beauty.

If it wasn't for the series giving you less ammo than a Kroger's would, I'd say shoot whatever. That is normally how I play games.

But here, in...Village-land or something, it's best to conserve.

Pizza.

TechnoTerminato posted...

Pokemon Sword and Shield - Chairman Rose can't wait one day for a tournament to end before averting a disaster that won't be a problem for years.

Rose is a hubris villian. From a perspective standpoint, they're always going to look like idiots and no one is going to take them seriously because of it.

It's similar how Fallout's highest villians always tried justifying nukes for whatever reason.

Ours was shut down when it tried to serve lunch with dinner prices after the historical flood here in South Carolina years back.

It was already abandoned by the time COVID-19 came along.

I've played YIIK.

The story is...bizarre and full of psychobabble.

While not a good game, it's interesting and has a few stand-out moments like Michael becoming Proto-Michael and the pre-patch Golden Alpaca battle.