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TopicSoftware Developer/Software Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/21/23 2:43:00 PM
#1
What the hey, it returns.

I just finished the React and Angular tutorials I was up to. I'm trying to decide whether I'm going to do FullStackOpen, Odin Project JS track, or Odin Project Ruby on Rails track next. Whichever one is going to be a big hours (and therefore months) sucker, but obviously if I lose interest or decide to do something else I can put whatever on hiatus and do something more interesting or beneficial to me.

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TopicScenario: Your boss and HR want to talk to you
DaveTheUseless
04/15/23 5:36:51 PM
#4
Throw it on the ground and walk the fuck out but only because I've reached the point in my career in which I don't have to put up with that shit anymore.

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 6
DaveTheUseless
04/13/23 11:16:45 PM
#16
Didn't know the Puddle of Mudd guy was in Final Fantasy

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TopicWhich USA Network cartoon do you remember most fondly?
DaveTheUseless
04/12/23 5:11:22 PM
#10
Medussa posted...
Duckman


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TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 7:53:18 PM
#45
Blaster Master

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TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 6:30:00 PM
#38
Maniac Mansion

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TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 3:38:47 PM
#30
Faxanadu

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TopicWith the success of Super Mario Bros, what series should Nintendo do next?
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 2:12:43 PM
#15
StarTropics

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TopicBurger King's chicken fries? Are they good? Help!
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 11:24:14 AM
#36
i had a $16.99 family meal coupon at bk so i bought it and split it over 3 days since no one in my family wanted any of it (3 cheeseburgers, 3 medium fries, 3 whoppers... w/o mayo b/c i hate mayo)

i liked the cheeseburgers, but the fries tasted like salt on cardboard and there's something about the whopper that tastes synthetic to me

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TopicKids got to grow up watching this?!
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 11:22:47 AM
#7
this is the first time i've watched this in years

that was painful to watch

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TopicBurger King's chicken fries? Are they good? Help!
DaveTheUseless
04/09/23 11:13:50 AM
#30
i lost interest in bk chicken fries after they got rid of the slipknot-style band that advertised for them

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TopicWhat is your honest bext guess for how the universe came to be?
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 10:40:53 PM
#20
Something involving a giant spiked shell falling from the void to harvest the planet and drain it of its life source

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TopicWhat is your honest bext guess for how the universe came to be?
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 9:54:36 PM
#2
It all started with a big bang.

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TopicCan you solve this 7th grade logic problem?
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 9:42:47 PM
#3
Got this one at a job interview, so Yes!

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 1
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 7:43:40 PM
#15
Dakimakura posted...
FF1

O boy

Is it a pointless remake or is it actually enjoyable in its own right

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 1
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 6:04:39 PM
#9
I don't know what Stranger of Paradise is

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 128 (Final Round)
DaveTheUseless
04/08/23 3:42:49 PM
#45
i am going to get a PhD in solving the problems of gender inequity in appreciation of Simpsons characters

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 128 (Final Round)
DaveTheUseless
04/07/23 7:55:36 PM
#29
let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 128 (Final Round)
DaveTheUseless
04/07/23 6:01:28 PM
#25
Link Wins

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 128 (Final Round)
DaveTheUseless
04/07/23 5:17:43 PM
#5
voted Homer
expect CE to vote Boo-urns

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TopicAdults getting excited for an animated Mario movie
DaveTheUseless
04/06/23 4:14:55 PM
#43
it probably won't blow but it doesn't interest me enough to go see a movie for the first time in forever

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 126
DaveTheUseless
04/06/23 4:12:17 PM
#25
i'm saying boo and not boo-urns b/c i voted for Moe

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TopicDodgers fan jumps onto field to propose, gets tackled/speared by security
DaveTheUseless
04/06/23 9:00:03 AM
#97
Fair Next

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TopicWho's the first person named Geoff that comes to mind?
DaveTheUseless
04/05/23 10:26:53 PM
#15
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


How'd that happen


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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 125
DaveTheUseless
04/04/23 9:27:41 PM
#6
Tomorrow's Pioneers co-host tournament

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TopicAre you going to see the Mario movie in theater?
DaveTheUseless
04/04/23 2:24:44 PM
#28
I haven't gone to the movies since friends wanted to see Wreck-It-Ralph, so probably not.

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 124
DaveTheUseless
04/03/23 6:33:34 PM
#5
CE got it right!

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TopicPick a Final fantasy game for me to play.
DaveTheUseless
04/03/23 10:08:33 AM
#18
Mystic Quest

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 8:57:26 PM
#183
if only i still had the heart to work on video game dev

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 123
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 5:39:03 PM
#7
The one that isn't voiced by a Scientologist.

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TopicSomeone created a simulation of the earth exploding, as seen from the moon
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 4:52:44 PM
#2
Hawt

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TopicI'm so happy at my new job
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 3:10:13 PM
#5
I can only imagine what it would be like to work for a startup. My stress-induced encephalitis would probably put an end to me.

I did work for an 8-person programming office/IT firm once though, and it sucked monkey cheese.

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TopicBruh, Phoenix is absolutely wild
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 1:59:13 PM
#54
whether or not they look better, they're certainly hotter

insert jokedrum here

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 1:49:08 PM
#181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA-LGL9iMh4

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TopicBruh, Phoenix is absolutely wild
DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 11:21:39 AM
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Of course he's wild. He's the turnabout.

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 122 (Non-April Fools Edition)
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 10:55:07 PM
#18
Marge! How could you!

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TopicAre you above or below the average net worth?
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 9:18:04 PM
#13
Below because student loans

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 7:00:45 PM
#180
Concerning FSO and LinkedIn: apparently if you're going to add FSO as a cert you're supposed to list the University of Helsinki as the issuer. Makes sense. Not sure how I overlooked that.

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 6:06:48 PM
#179
Remember what I said about preferring video training courses

I changed my mind. Shit slows me down

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 5:10:29 PM
#178
Every time I read 'Mockito' my brain does the 'I want some tequitos' joke from the Simpsons

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 121
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 11:46:48 AM
#18
Psh! Losing Flanders!

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 11:34:14 AM
#169
Something I'll add about FullStackOpen: if anyone chooses to complete it, they should do it because they like the course itself and the skills/projects they'll have from doing it (that goes for practically any software dev training program, but hey). In other words, it doesn't have much of any name recognition (e.g., if you wanted to add the FSO cert to LinkedIn it doesn't recognize it, although you can plug it in manually). You could still use it to pimp out your GitHub and the projects and skills sections of your resume, so its marketing value--especially as a free training program developed by proven professionals--remains high, even if indirectly.

If someone's choosing between doing one of the Odin Project paths or FSO and cares about name recognition, could be a deciding factor for them.

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
04/01/23 12:17:42 AM
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Hypothetically, I could. No real risk.

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/31/23 11:15:36 PM
#166
Just got offered a cert training side gig. Not sure I'm feeling it

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TopicBest Simpsons Character Tournament: Round 120
DaveTheUseless
03/31/23 1:35:18 PM
#24
the one that isn't voiced by a Scientologist

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/31/23 12:16:42 PM
#159
My face is a NoSQL database

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/30/23 6:15:43 PM
#151
The organization of my CSS no longer resembles a rat's nest.

Dreams do come true.

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/30/23 5:15:24 PM
#150
I have a bunch of commits to github today that could have been easily reduced to a few if I didn't randomly go 'OooH I wanna apply some shadow text here!' and such after I thought I was done for now

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/30/23 3:59:37 PM
#148
spending my day making a bunch of microscopic updates to a fake cooking website

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TopicSoftware Developer/Engineer Thread
DaveTheUseless
03/30/23 12:56:36 PM
#146
Something I'll add about applying for jobs/moving on to bigger and better things: although I'm not quite at a six-figure salary, my current position has a lot of perks and I'm guaranteed a good evaluation (therefore, more security, more $) every time unless I somehow fuck up badly. As much as I'd like to be in the 100k+ club (I will be eventually, anyway) and work only remotely (or close to only), I'd have to have an offer that straight-up swept me off my feet to consider leaving.

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