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TopicDo you ever give money to charities?
ClarkDuke
01/04/20 5:15:55 PM
#30
TopicI hate grinding.
ClarkDuke
01/03/20 5:50:08 PM
#34
personally, i enjoy grinding up against strangers, ok?

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TopicThe president has been impeached.
ClarkDuke
01/03/20 3:25:14 PM
#256
GanonsSpirit posted...
Love to see how the people that were defending Trump's abandonment of our allies because he was getting troops out of the Middle East try to spin this.
@Zeus

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TopicChild molesters in Alabama will now be chemically castrated, ok?
ClarkDuke
01/03/20 2:54:00 PM
#120
Lokarin posted...
My very first post in this topic is asking if it worked... burden of proof is not on me
if you can use Google, you shouldn't rely on this defense, intentionally obtuse borders on lazy, ok?

and if you honestly have no clue, why ask in a defensive manner, it borders on you having an interest in the subject being discussed, ok?

Aculo posted...
that razor sharp wit only continues to get sharper, clark, ok?

regards, my good friend!
thank you for the compliment, coming from you - i am truly honored, ok?

both the board, and your wonderful family are fortunate to have you, ok?

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TopicChild molesters in Alabama will now be chemically castrated, ok?
ClarkDuke
01/02/20 1:37:24 AM
#91
Yellow posted...
Right? That pesky 8th amendment. I want to to violate some basic human rights, what's a little casual bodily mutilation? Must be a bunch of pedos here.

chemical castration requires no body mutilation, ok?

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TopicAttn: Clark Duke
ClarkDuke
01/02/20 1:35:35 AM
#35
Krazy_Kirby posted...
the real actor didn't see this topic

you must've blocked me on accident, ok?

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TopicThe president has been impeached.
ClarkDuke
01/02/20 1:33:15 AM
#235
HornedLion posted...
<a dir="ltr" href="https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="link" x-apple-data-detectors-result="1">https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg</a>;
tim allen, was also a drug dealer who ratted to save his ass from prison, he deserves no attention, ok?

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TopicShould GameFAQS have upvotes and downvotes?
ClarkDuke
01/02/20 1:30:59 AM
#38
AllstarSniper32 posted...
If GameFAQS did make it so downvotes did this then yeah it'd be stupid. If anything it'd be fine if downvoting hid it from just the person who downvoted the topic or post and not make it hidden to everyone.
this was part of my suggestions on the feature, but they instead came up with a feature that acted as a safe space for trolls, ok?

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TopicChild molesters in Alabama will now be chemically castrated, ok?
ClarkDuke
01/02/20 1:27:53 AM
#89
Hop103 posted...
It's ineffective, I believe RKelly was using similar drugs to reduce his libido and it didn't do shit, thus not a good idea.

Nope, you're muddying the waters.
cool, i had no clue you're r kelly's private physician, ok?

Lokarin posted...
If the castration worked, then it would be prescriptive.
you have evidence showing it doesn't?

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TopicIf you take a dump at midnight
ClarkDuke
12/31/19 3:23:35 PM
#3
TopicShould GameFAQS have upvotes and downvotes?
ClarkDuke
12/31/19 3:23:01 PM
#36
LinkPizza posted...
I think he just said it was a good idea...

i try to make improvements were i can, it's the least i can do, ok?

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TopicThe president has been impeached.
ClarkDuke
12/31/19 3:09:48 PM
#233
TopicHave you ever been addicted to a drug or drugs?
ClarkDuke
12/31/19 3:08:24 PM
#36
TopicAttn: Clark Duke
ClarkDuke
12/31/19 3:06:27 PM
#27
Jen0125 posted...
@ClarkDuke

I'm watching Hot Tub Time Machine. A masterpiece of our time.
thank you for the compliment, it was my magnum opus in film, ok?

Mead posted...
great white buffalo
great white buffalo

DevilSummoner1 posted...
clark killed it in that movie. truly an inspiration to us all!
you are too kind, thank you, ok?

ParanoidObsessive posted...
I saw that movie in the theater with a bunch of friends. I kind of expected it to be terrible, but I felt obligated to see it because 1980s.

It was so, so much better than I thought it was going to be. So great.
thank you, it was honestly a great time filming it, ok?

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TopicThe president has been impeached.
ClarkDuke
12/28/19 5:08:12 PM
#208
Phantom_Nook posted...
Well, it's not someone who worships him, so it's fine.

and thats what matters most, ok?

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TopicDid you have TURKEY CHRISTMAS DINNER tonight???
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:31:36 AM
#29
we had prime rib with horseradish, mashed potatoes with au ju, and brussel sprouts, ok?

it was great, but i'm really constipated, ok?

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TopicAny cons to giving my cat wet food?
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:24:18 AM
#3
like any relationship, keep their expectations low, the second you raise that bar there's no going back, ok?

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TopicJust found out RC and I are cousins.
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:21:17 AM
#30
LinkPizza posted...
It's ok. Most people forget their first hobo murder...

he's must be doing something wrong, you can never recreate the feeling of your first, ok?

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TopicI hate grinding.
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:17:36 AM
#33
personally, i still enjoy grinding up against strangers on the subway, ok?

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TopicCan you do a cartwheel?
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:15:20 AM
#7
TopicI'm drunk
ClarkDuke
12/27/19 2:14:10 AM
#6
TopicDemi Lovato's nudes were leaked
ClarkDuke
12/17/19 12:36:35 AM
#377
WhiskeyDisk posted...
It doesn't count as a "leak" when you're the one that "leaked" them, ok?

michael cera told me they were flattering, ok?

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TopicSomeone found a solution to the YouTube monetization dickery
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:36:10 PM
#8
GreenKnight127 posted...
My ASMR kitten videos always get the most views on PornHub. I have no idea why.

i like how ASMR videos tickle my spine, ok?

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TopicI find it ironic that Democrats started all that impeachment process...
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:31:12 PM
#49
Fam_Fam posted...
what's with people saying trump has no chance of being impeached.

he will be impeached on Wednesday.

they don't understand what an impeachment is, ok?

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TopicA girl I know asked me if I wanted to have sex
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:27:17 PM
#7
Zangulus posted...
It was a test.

i'm with this guy, ok? it was a trap.

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TopicOh Man... I don't Want to Believe This is Real... Lady Bags Gasoline...
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:25:50 PM
#8
HelIWithoutSin posted...
She must be Canadian. They bag all their liquids.

bravo, i rarely get a laugh here, ok?

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TopicSomeone found a solution to the YouTube monetization dickery
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:21:02 PM
#6
GreenKnight127 posted...


And this is where someone swoops in and lists a bunch of alternative video hosting websites no one has ever heard of.

LOL

this is why i do my videos on chaturbate, ok?

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Topic"I like people that weren't captured."
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:18:20 PM
#95
look at zeus go, just remember he'll be back in 5 days for responses everyone, when everyones forgotten, ok?

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TopicMAGA Alert: Giuliani hires 20 Year Old GED Graduate as His Spokeperson...
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:14:53 PM
#14
SaltyAndSweet posted...
how the fuck is she like AOC?

AOC is an actual congresswoman dude

its muscles, his body is 10% the mole on his nose, ok?

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TopicMAGA Alert: North Dakota may become 1st State to ban refugees...
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:10:45 PM
#15
i had diarrhea while passing through North Dakota on a film tour, it was an awful place, ok?

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:06:17 PM
#62
Topic"I like people that weren't captured."
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 11:01:21 PM
#91
Blighboy posted...
Dude just flipped from impeached to removal on a dime while accusing other people of moving goalposts

holy shit

is he a zeus alt, he's been quiet lately, ok? edit: speak of the devil, ok?

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Topicyou pay for an ancestry test, but somethings are best left undiscovered, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 9:53:25 PM
#23
Krazy_Kirby posted...
so did you pass the test?
yes, i'm really white, ok?

Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
Im not sure if my German ancestors did anything for the Nazis, more likely they helped the poor Jewish people get away.

i used to think this, don't dig into your ancestors, ok?

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Topicwhat do you think the next larry frag topic will be about?
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 9:47:05 PM
#3
i have no doubt it will be of high caliber, that's our larry, ok?

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TopicWhy is Microsoft so bad at naming consoles?
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 9:45:34 PM
#11
you are so right, there's zero creativity in naming consoles these days, ok?

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TopicI find it ironic that Democrats started all that impeachment process...
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 4:53:52 AM
#35
Zeus posted...
Given that the DNC couldn't find a real celebrity to run against Trump, can you blame them for attempting to abuse the system to either steal the presidency or damage his chances? Their only hope was Oprah but she wasn't willing to give up much of her power, influence, and money just to be president.

Government without politicians is a novel idea.

even for you, this is crazy talk, ok?

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TopicGov Huckabee is saying that Trump will be eligible for third term
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 4:47:07 AM
#44
Muscles posted...
I was responding to your hypothetical statement with a hypothetical answer, so I could have asked you the same thing

sober up muscles, ok?

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Topic2 Women are DENIED at STRIP CLUB cause they didn't have a MAN with them!!!
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 4:40:12 AM
#5
Kyuubi4269 posted...
No stripper looks like them lol


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Topicyou pay for an ancestry test, but somethings are best left undiscovered, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/13/19 4:32:51 AM
#15
darcandkharg31 posted...
what kind of jackass pays to give their dna to some rando company, way to get cloned genius.

my DNA is on, or in a lot of places, but point taken, ok?

GreenKnight127 posted...
My favorite videos are those people who do DNA tests and find out they're like 90% white.

They were hoping for something exotic. Something oppressed. A whole mixed bag that tells a magical and complicated story of forbidden love, traveling, immigration, etc.

But no. You jusss white.

And here's the best part.....

They cry. And then get angry.

They are genuinely upset that they are 90% white.

It's so strange. That casual racism.

i went in expecting that, but not the nazi ancestor part, ok?

inloveanddeath0 posted...
Shut the fuck up Aculo

why harass ziggi, he's a great poster, ok?

Locke90 posted...
I wouldnt care if i found out that one of my grandparents were a nazi as its not something that i could change in any way history is history and nothing can change that.

i would say i'm a very understanding guy, ok?

Gaawa_chan posted...
the only thing I know about it is that it didn't have a fence because there was nowhere to run to.


i don't think there's much i can say but, damn, ok?

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Topicyou pay for an ancestry test, but somethings are best left undiscovered, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 5:21:54 PM
#1
TopicI find it ironic that Democrats started all that impeachment process...
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 5:15:00 PM
#22
Lobomoon posted...
Because it's not a Trump defenders topic?... Did you just got outsmarted by your own logic?

no, no he did not, ok?

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TopicHave you ever had to dial "911"??? (or your country's equivalent)
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 5:11:42 PM
#32
yes, the woman was really rude and said a stalker isn't an emergency, ok?

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TopicYou get 3 wishes
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 5:05:39 PM
#75
1: wish for the genie to gain the personality of the genie from the Disney cartoon, Aladdin.

2: wish my penis wasn't like an elephants trunk, my hips are killing me, ok?

3: wish the genie free after our adventure, and he lives in my guesthouse, ok?

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TopicDemi Lovato's nudes were leaked
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 4:47:01 PM
#365
when my nudes were leaked, i enjoyed the feeling, ok?

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TopicDoJ finds that FBI was biased against Hillary, not Trump.
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 4:36:21 PM
#25
OhhhJa posted...
I thought it was russia?!

you aren't very good at this, ok?

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TopicDid you have sex this year?
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 4:00:39 PM
#61
TopicDid you have sex this year?
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 3:57:55 PM
#59
TopicDonald Trump is a shitty president that deserves to be impeached Megathread
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 3:55:11 PM
#389
Blighboy posted...
This is serious galaxy brain shit

Unless you have an actual example of Obama bribing/extorting a foreign country to have them lie for his personal benefit, you should probably stop making yourself look bad

honestly, looking bad is the only thing he's good at, ok?

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Topic16 y/o Girl said her MALE Teacher ASSAULTED her cause she's a TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!
ClarkDuke
12/12/19 3:35:07 PM
#14
she isn't fat, more inbreeding is her problem, look at how far apart her eyes are, ok?

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TopicWhen i make ramen, how do I get flavor to seep INTO the noodles?
ClarkDuke
11/22/19 5:41:03 PM
#20
darcandkharg31 posted...
So how does this work exactly? Do you guys just break open an egg to boiling water the same time as the noodles, or do you like hard boil it first or something?


i break it open, letting it cook in.

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