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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
09/29/21 1:27:49 PM
#421
i do not appreciate briashi, of all people repeatedly perpetuating libelous falsehoods of my being transphobic. its bad enough he has alts to hide behind, hes such a karen, ok?

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ClarkDuke
09/28/21 10:12:45 PM
#418
ZenMaster420 posted...
Sending out positive vibes and hope everyones relationship is going well.
everythings going well, but in a few weeks we are doing the paternity tests, ok?

and i say tests, due to over a dozen of gentleman are being tested as well, ok?

HelIWithoutSin posted...
It really is. I hope to God that Clark will be able to save that child from that monster.
thank you so much, i am certainly trying, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...
Just posting for the updates. It's sad that some folk here are not being supportive, ok?
i understand what you mean, but there will always be selfish individuals, who only wish to see the world burn, ok?

Revelation34 posted...
Can't be supportive of something that doesn't exist.
sure the child was born out of wedlock, but you certainly should decry its existence over that, ok?

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ClarkDuke
09/11/21 11:55:46 PM
#412
Jen0125 posted...
No you're very messy and she does not deserve to be included ty
i dont think im messy per se, i shower twice and day and suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder, ok?

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ClarkDuke
09/07/21 2:53:36 PM
#410
Jen0125 posted...
Please do not drag my friend into this mess
i suppose i can understand your concerns, with it being an illegitimate child after all, ok? note taken.

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ClarkDuke
09/07/21 2:44:05 PM
#408
Jen0125 posted...
I agree
jen, is this because we are contemplating asking rc to be the childs godmother?

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ClarkDuke
09/07/21 2:12:06 PM
#406
SonyMichel posted...
This has to be one of the worst topics in gamefaqs history
who are you, ok?

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ClarkDuke
09/07/21 2:05:18 PM
#404
Aculo posted...
i'm sorry i haven't been able to give much of an update, but i've been giving her so much support lately, it's difficult to do anything else, ok?

i give her support in the morning, usually a bit before lunch, and most of the time at night. sometimes we don't sleep because we've giving each other so much support. i tell you, a little support to give and receive can really make the best of things, though i have been walking a little funny due to the high amount of support we constantly need from each other so constantly, ok?
oh i totally understand @Aculo , you are so right, she needs a ton of men as a powerful support group, firmly behind her night and day. shes shared she misses all of us together, but i had to remind her im supporting a girlfriend too, ok?

Aculo posted...
although she's been getting a lot of support from me, i suspect she's also receiving support from a few others besides clark, which is fine. i see no reason she should turn it down, ok?

the entire experience has been very supportive. if anyone would like to join in on the support, there's plenty to go around, ok?
that is exactly what ive told her, get the support where ever she can get it. be it the many delivery drivers for her business, or even her ex husbands semi successful boss, i just want her to be happy and filled, ok?

but also i reminded her, all of that support her ex couldnt give her is how she got pregnant in the first place, ok?

edit- my mistake, i meant to type fulfilled, but it seems my fingers typed, filled. oops, ok?

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ClarkDuke
09/03/21 2:58:43 AM
#401
recently she shared her ex-husband wanted her to have a c-section. because he wanted her to stay tight. which seemed ironic, considering hes been chronically impotent for years, ok?

originally she believed it was her, but she now believes his alcoholism is to blame. but i believe the fact he insists on spending almost all his free time with men might shed more light on it, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/31/21 10:08:53 PM
#400
Revelation34 posted...
He barely even posts here anymore. Just let the thread die.
i was wondering who in the world you were referencing myself, but larry explained its @JazzMasterZero . i hope jazz is staying safe, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/30/21 4:35:26 PM
#397
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
it was truly a harrowing event clark, but being a father myself, i knew i had to do everything i could to protect both your son and mine. i had to hire a lawyer because of all of this that suggested i not publicly talk about the event until recently when her ex now has been officially charged with multiple crimes against children/adolescents.
sometimes i wonder if performing life saving cpr on him after he passed out and defecated all over himself was the right thing to do, but ultimately i didnt want your child to see him die right there
larry, when i first heard about it, it sounded like a truly harrowing event for all parties involved, ok?

i will also pay for all your dry cleaning bills, as i know the scent is difficult to remove from ones clothing, ok?

and let me say, you are truly a class act as i was concerned for all parties. knowing its spreading through the many homeless encampments her ex frequented you are one in a million, ok?

so again, i cant thank you enough for handling everything like an adult. and most of all, helping get her ex-husband charged for his crimes of physical and mental abuse, ok?

@Aculo was in utter disbelief upon hearing his request for spousal support in the divorce proceedings. i could never fathom ever making such a request myself, as its almost as if he married her due to his total inability to support himself. so hes attaching himself like a barnacle to her hull, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/28/21 5:33:01 PM
#395
Revelation34 posted...
Nah she's the safest woman to leave a child with.
i wont make fun of the future mother of your children then, best of luck to the two of you, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/28/21 12:45:17 AM
#393
Revelation34 posted...
Ask Baba Yaga.
sounds like a backwards gypsy belief, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/25/21 5:13:46 PM
#391
Jen0125 posted...
Why won't this topic die
i figured, why make multiple topics about the divorce and baby, when i could consolidate it here, ok?

next time ill try splitting them up though, though we are looking for a godmother for the baby, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/25/21 4:42:55 PM
#389
@LaggnFragnLarry has really been a guardian angel for our son, last night he kept him from forcing his way into the unit and had him arrested, ok?

too top it all off, larry inadvertently saved her exs life, as he was so intoxicated he wouldve died without assistance, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/18/21 5:09:30 PM
#388
wwinterj25 posted...
Larry is doing gods work, ok?
he truly is, keeping her safe from her abusive soon to be ex-husband, and helping out with the baby, ok?

i knew i was asking a lot, requesting that he look over her, but i left my ps5 so his son will be entertained, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/16/21 1:02:38 AM
#385
weekend update: unfortunately, her soon to be ex husband found out where shes living and is camping outside the building blubbering, begging for her return and threatening to harm himself, ok?

i was concerned i might have to return for our child's safety, but thankfully @LaggnFragnLarry has offered to check in and stay until alls safe, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/13/21 7:08:50 PM
#384
ReturnOfFa posted...
I'm just here to push this topic to 500 so I don't have to see it cluttering things anymore in a week or so.
that would be a fantastic way to celebrate not only our childs birth, but her upcoming divorce, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/10/21 3:49:50 PM
#378
Revelation34 posted...
Good.
according to his soon to be ex-wife, his elderly parents certainly dont sound like they feel the same. as they are the ones paying not just his ticket, but his legal fees, along with the coming bill for the cleanup, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/09/21 5:46:36 PM
#376
just a quick update, i safely made it home. but he had the audacity to call her to bail him out when he was arrested for sleeping intoxicated in his car, ok?

according to his parents, he also made a huge mess in the backseat of the squad car, ok?

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ClarkDuke
08/05/21 10:20:06 PM
#375
Aculo posted...
maybe he has a similar relationship with the mother that clark does? we all know she likes to accept help from a multitude of men. not that it's a bad thing or anything, ok?
its entirely possible, with her seeking pleasure outside the relationship early due to her husbands chronic impotence and crippling alcoholism, ok?

shes well aware im still seeing someone here on the west coast and were getting serious. but shes told me, there could be five to six other men who are the father and well have to look into it, ok?

despite being busy here, ill soon be headed back to california, as you know theres a lot of scripts ive put off reading, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/30/21 12:13:44 AM
#371
first, let me say thank you to @JazzMasterZero , we just received your impressive gift basket, thanks so much, ok?

Revelation34 posted...
Dogs shit in parks all the time.
it was several days of taco bell, mixed with a lot of beer and at least a bottle of vodka, ok?

Malleum posted...
I see POTD hasn't changed in my absence...

Jesus, wtf did I just read through?! Lmfao
its been a rough ride, but her soon to be ex-husband through a fit when she wouldnt list him as the father, ok?

Kyuubi4269 posted...
Sounds like the husband's contract's been renewed for 18 more years.
we arent married and shes well aware im a bachelor for life, ok? little clark loves to roam.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...
sorry Clark but for some reason the mods felt like my congratulations to you and your new child deserved to be moderated. once again though congratulations and my son and i look forward to the next time we see you and your new family
its okay, i am sorry i missed what i am sure was a fabulous homage to the new baby, ok?

we are all looking forward to seeing you too, ok? especially some of your wonderful dishes.

on a side note, the her soon to be ex-husband is insistent the child does not get vaccinated, thankfully the babies mother is sane and has already made the necessary appointments, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/27/21 6:11:48 PM
#363
Aculo posted...
Clark, congratulations, my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

She told me everything, and we're all so proud of you. Good for you for actually being there to help deliver the baby when the "father" was too drunk and being inappropriate in front of children to even show up, ok?

When you get a chance, let us all know what happened. I'm dying to hear all about it. You're already killing it as a dad, ok?
thank you so much, @Aculo !!!! as you can imagine, its been a wild and crazy week, as i flew over to help her in the delivery. you know how i am, i had to be there to be supportive in her time of need. so ive been busy helping her during her time of recovery, ok?

unfortunately, we were advised by the attorney to let her soon to be ex, see the baby - supervised of course - as they felt, until the paternity is proven, he could cause further problems down the line in their divorce proceedings. not to mention, figuring a way to deal with his ever worsening severe psychological instabilities, so weve been in contact with his family to get him into a proper facility, ok?

but of course he was heavily intoxicated, still is telling himself its his child and telling her hes cleaning up his act, ok? we think hes under the illusion the marriage is still going swimmingly.

before i forget, we also received the flowers from you and @LaggnFragnLarry . she wanted me to share how much it meant to know theres still thoughtful gentlemen out there. she also wanted me to let you all know she looks forward to the next time we can all get together again, ok?

Blue Bomber 99 posted...
Did he shit himself at the park?
sadly, yes, his parents agreed to pay for the cleanup due to covid-19 concerns, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/23/21 12:16:07 AM
#359
quick update, it appears he was arrested for showing up partially nude and harassing visitors at a busy childrens park. he was unsurprisingly, heavily intoxicated and was suffering from heatstroke. i am so glad she was able to escape the mess that will soon be her ex-husband, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/19/21 8:42:32 PM
#358
Aculo posted...
it has to be a nice change for what she was used to for so long, ok?
oh i agree, he was impotent, emotionally of course. she also said it was unsurprising he couldn't see the divorce coming, ok?

recently hes been living in the closet at his parents and drinking the day away in it, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/15/21 3:47:06 AM
#356
Aculo posted...
hey clark, she had a few more of her things she needed moved out, and she couldn't get in contact with you (i think you've been busy on set again?), so she sent me a text. i'm in town again on business, so i ended up helping her out... quite a bit, ok?

like, i helped her for hours. she even helped me a good amount, ok?

i hope you're alright with the help i gave her. i wouldn't have helped so much if i knew you were available. i'm sure you two have talked since, but she was really begging for it, and you know me. i am always available to help, ok?
thank for helping her out, i had to deal with very important business meetings on set, ok?

with that said, she really does need a lot of help. she has told me its comforting for her to be in the presence of powerful men who ensure her needs are met, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/09/21 4:45:42 PM
#354
FatBecky posted...
cut her out of your life, not your problem.
i agree, especially on the part of her soon to be exs repulsive prepubescent obsession. but as an honorable man, i feel i have a duty to the child until the dna tests prove otherwise, ok?

it simply feels right, like what every powerful, erect, sober and downright positive role model should aim for, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/07/21 12:52:02 PM
#352
well im here with good friends and weve been helping her move the rest of her belongings into the new apartment. along with comforting her during these very difficult times, since hes trying to sell everything they owned for alcohol, ok?

regarding his situation, taco bell finally had him forcefully removed from their premises. he was last seen lurking around the local middle schools, ok?

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ClarkDuke
07/04/21 3:42:13 AM
#351
what the fuck, indeed, ok?

but i will not laugh at the misfortunes of a man, who finds himself down on his luck, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/28/21 3:45:48 AM
#349
Aculo posted...
are the nda's for people who identify him? or is he creating "food" in the bathrooms that he doesn't want patrons sharing the recipes?
i believe the ndas are for the food recipes he doesnt want released.

frankly, i cant fathom a single person has tried these recipes and im expecting to get the call hes been hospitalized with typhoid, or some other fecal borne disease.

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ClarkDuke
06/26/21 4:33:08 AM
#347
another quick update, i was correct he had indeed run out of diapers. but hes currently residing in the unisex bathroom of a taco bell, where hes been requesting patrons to sign crude ndas crafted on toilet paper, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/22/21 4:25:01 PM
#346
Blue Bomber 99 posted...
Hmm...only 3 days? That's really worrisome for a guy that shits himself at the rate he does.
it really is, but he sits in his filth regularly, so he might be fine with it, ok?

despite him being a despicable individual, i am still concerned for his well-being. so a local private detective will be doing a wellness check on him, possibly bring some diapers and sanitary wipes, ok?

ReturnOfFa posted...
damn it now my mind is full of conspiracies
how so, ok?

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Maybe he turns em inside out?
while disgusting for me to imagine, i would pray at least hes running them under tap water, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/19/21 4:00:09 PM
#342
a quick update, her soon to be ex-husband has just up and disappeared. all he has is the tip money from his pizza deliveries and the three days worth of diapers, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/15/21 8:44:29 PM
#341
JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you for asking, Clark. Its been one rollercoaster of a week. The wife Im fucking husbands legal issues are beginning to mount up to the point where he has gone running off into hiding and hasnt been seen for the past several days. On top of the aforementioned issue, and unfortunately I cant go into too much detail due to multiple NDAs, it was discovered he made grossly offensive comments along the lines of grooming underage individuals towards a coworkers daughter at his Little Caesars job. It was quite appalling and Im not surprised he hasnt shown his face again after that, but his wife is in shambles. Its just a matter of time before he shows up black out drunk, belligerent, and defecating all over himself again, but Im helping the wife Im plowing move into a different apartment away from him. Those comments were really the last straw, and Im glad the child is going to be born away from him. Hope everything is going well for you too, Clark. Youve been a great inspiration through all of this, and Im truly thankful for your undying support during these very trying times.
you are more than welcome, jazz. in difficult times such as these, supportive gentlemen like us are truly a rare breed. we are taking upon the stresses of others without asking anything in return, all in an effort to guide them through to safety, ok?

but after reading that, i must say, what a predicament hes putting her through, who only knows what else he will try given the opportunity, ok?

the fact he likely will loose his job at little cesars for his obscene sexual advances, should not be her problem. shes fortunate to have your guidance and wisdom at her disposal. as only an old fool like him, would lack the social awareness their employer wouldnt take kindly to grooming teenagers for what could only be unwanted sex, ok?

like many others reading this, i am glad to hear you are there to support her and her carnal needs, as im sure its a sensation she hasnt felt in years, ok?

as for my situation, i recently hired movers and theyve already moved her to a new apartment in a much nicer area. after his latest situation at work, where he exposed himself to his fellow workers, i felt no child would be safe around him. and given all youve shared, ive agreed with his soon to be ex-wife, barring him from the hospital, ok?

and you, along with everyone else here can always count on my full support in trying times like these. we all need to stick together, in an attempt of solidarity to improve the lives of everyone we can, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/11/21 9:14:34 PM
#339
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Clark Duke isnt going to sleep with you, man
while i have a flattering reputation as a sex maniac, you are correct here, ok?

Nichtcrawler X posted...
That is a leap of logic that is just utterly confusing me right now.
its my body, so my choice and no means no, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:42:33 PM
#333
in your hypothetical, i would call it desperately reaching. as none of what youre stating is actually happening, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:34:51 PM
#331
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Weird how it is still around.
it actually isnt weird, as this isnt a troll thread, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:31:38 PM
#329
Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
06/04/21 5:29:16 AM
#328
JazzMasterZero posted...
Its been a pretty rough week so far, Clark, but thank you for asking. The girl Im plowing husband might be facing some legal trouble. Apparently hes being accused of stealing some type of skin from a lab that he use to work at. I dont know too many details but I do remember him drunkenly ramble about something from this lab giving him superpowers if he consumed it, so I think that there might be some merit to these accusations.

Other than that just hanging in there and doing what I can for this future child. Hope everything is going well with you, and Ill keep you updated.
you are more than welcome, jazz. i know like myself, you are working a thankless job by helping out, ok?

but oh boy, that sounds like utter lunacy. my heart goes out to you and his wife for helping the muddled and pickled mind of what sounds like a cannibal, ok?

while i doubt it needs to be said, do stay safe during your further investigations into the mind of a what appears to be a madman, ok?

as for my situation, he was recently arrested for public drunkenness after his boss informed his wife he was caught drinking the businesses profits at work, again. hes also taken to wearing adult diapers at work for god knows why. but hes reaching further depths of sadness and depravity, its truly bizarre watching another human being willfully self destruct, ok?

Blue Bomber 99 posted...
I don't know how I found this topic...but I unfortunately have to leave, as I'm afraid I'm going to burst out laughing and wake up my wife.

The part where both the husbands of the dudes' girlfriends simultaneously shitting themselves has me in absolute stitches.
sadly it appears to be a common affliction in these situations. but ultimately, we have to think of their loved ones, those who never chose this life, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/01/21 8:52:00 PM
#324
SoftClock posted...
my wife has me caged and lives freely so i often post under multiple identities pretending i'm the men sleeping with my wife too.... this thread feels right at home....
im sorry, but most the men posting in here are unmarried, ok?

unless you are counting sunnys bizarre earlier attempts at making every topic solely about himself, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/01/21 6:17:30 PM
#319
jazz, how are things going on your end, better i hope, ok?

also, thank you everyone who has continued to send me pms with their well wishes, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/27/21 3:29:07 AM
#318
JazzMasterZero posted...
Its funny that you mention that because the husband of the wife Im fucking has also shown some of these signs. He often spews rather homophobic nonsense, but Ive always felt hes been rather closeted. Him living a secret homosexual lifestyle would really make a lot of sense.
ive regularly questioned how much it must hurt for them. constantly hiding who they truly are, living in continual denial of their desires, never being honest with selves or the real world, ok?

it clearly makes them bitter and difficult individuals to be around, and what becomes of the innocent souls they rope into their river of denial and pity, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you, Clark. Honestly through everything you have been my inspiration to persevere. I know youre going through an extremely difficult situation and youre angelic approach to everything has been soul-stirring.
jazz, you are more than welcome. and ill be blunt, the fact a hero like yourself is dealing with a similar issues, well its been one of the few things that helps keep me strong, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
unf I cant go into too much detail due to an NDA but his primary job was cracking the eggs used for omelets and he was caught using an unconventional method to do so. He liked clapping his cheeks with the eggs if you know what I mean.
what an utterly repugnant individual he must be in person. jazz, let me again say you are a living saint, giving her reprieve with the definition of a real man, as he sounds like an insufferable man child, ok?

right now, the wife im with has moved towards putting her husband in diapers before bed. mainly to save whats left of their furniture and keep their dog from getting sick off the mess, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Honestly I think his plan is to completely skip out on them. He refuses to get proper health insurance because he disagrees with his morbid obesity categorization but unfortunately hes just living in denial.
its a sad situation, when a man cant pay his bills nor listen to the advice of trained medical professionals, ok?

im still trying to help mine, but lately its like watching an already bloated corpse circle the figurative drain that is alcoholism and denial, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Its absolutely crazy, Clark how many of these people are running around out there. Just goes to show how prevalent drug and alcohol abuse is in our society.
it really is crazy, jazz. at this point we might be witnessing a tidal wave in this endemic, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/23/21 9:50:50 PM
#316
Aculo posted...
nobody believes you, shenti, shut the fuck up, ok?
so thats shenti. i figured he was bouncing the bar off his chest in heaven, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/21/21 7:18:09 PM
#314
JazzMasterZero posted...
Anytime, Clark. With the whole situation youre going through youve gone above and beyond what most people would do when dealing with a scumbag of a husband like this. Sorry to hear about his hospitalization but that really is the chronic plight of someone as unhealthy as him.

thanks again, jazz. when i see a fellow human failing in his socially agreed upon responsibilities as a husband/man, well i had to help. especially to remind her there are plenty of men capable of a firm erection, ok?

one puzzling detail, was on his release from the hospital, they mentioned he also showed notable signs of rectal trauma, ok? we have our theories, but he seems to be in denial the test results were even his and he swears shes simply going insane from pregnancy hormones.

JazzMasterZero posted...
My girl that Im fucking husband just got fired from his Dennys job and went on a complete bender. Passed out behind some dumpy pizza place and got sent to the hospital. Thankfully didnt get arrested but now got shes got a huge hospital bill from him. Unfortunately since his BMI puts him in the morbidly obese category, its been difficult to get good health insurance for him. Just feel bad for her having to deal with this so late in her pregnancy.
jazz, that sounds simply unbearable, and you are a saint for standing by her in times where her husband is failing, ok?

so what occurred at dennys, i would imagine as long as he used plenty of salt hed have a job, ok?

so does he have any plans to pay for his hospital bills, because i doubt he had insurance, ok?

and what are the odds, the girl i impregnated, her husband was also found heavily intoxicated, bottomless and dehydrated behind a failing pizza place, ok?

DDirtyDastard posted...
I fucked someone's wife back in the day. She wanted me to be the father. We did it with no protection. I think she ended up divorcing the dude. He could be paying for my kid in child support for all I know. I'd nut in that hoe again.
i know the feeling, there are likely plenty of little clarks running around, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/20/21 11:23:26 PM
#311
Aculo posted...
completely unsurprising since his cheap ass ipa's were watered down enough on their own, ok?
you are so right, hes basically buying expensive bottled water at this point, ok?

im wondering if all the salt he uses in his cooking, finally burned whats left of his taste buds, ok?

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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
ClarkDuke
05/17/21 4:59:38 PM
#309
another quick update, she started watering down his ipas since his recovery. and unsurprisingly, he hasnt noticed the change at all, ok?

she also decided to heavily encourage a new hobby for him, so like most men with erectile dysfunction hes decided to try out ventriloquism, ok?

so keep your fingers crossed this will keep him on his feet, ok?

Aculo posted...
his taste in beer was always pretty bad, so this doesn't surprise me, ok?
its really sad, but this is totally true, ok?

JigsawTDC posted...
part of me wonders if these stories about the drunk are actually Ziggy just telling us an amalgamation of his and his father's life story
let me say, ziggys phenomenal skills as a father havent fallen far from the tree, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/16/21 3:00:15 AM
#305
i feel so bad for his wife, tonight she had to throw away the couch in their living room. apparently he gorged himself on taco bell and drank two six packs worth of a cheap ipa, passed out and shit the couch, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/13/21 1:33:52 AM
#304
Aculo posted...
Has he at least gotten the covid vaccine? I know he's largely anti-vax in general, but for the good of "his" child, he really should get the shot, ok?
no, sadly he believes in vitamins and is against vaccines, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Took the guys wife out for Mothers Day brunch because he was passed out from staying up all night drinking. Went to this incredibly fancy restaurant, and really wanted to treat her to a nice meal with everything she has been going through. Well apparently he found out and became infuriated that she would dare eat out at a nice restaurant. He has this delusion that he is some type of great chef, but the guy cant even make a bowl of cereal. So when I dropped her off apparently he had two burnt to a crisp chuck eye steaks covered in ketchup and A1 sauce that he demanded that she eat. Just really sad that he had to ruin her first Mothers Day with his abusive behavior.
all i can say to this is, wow, ok? what a fraud.

JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you so much, Clark. Its been tough in these trying times, but I keep pushing through to help her and our unborn child because I know he will just continue to drag her down.
you are more than welcome, im happy she is fortunate to have you to keep her sane, ok?

having someone childishly rocking the boat whenever she starts to feel any semblance of balance in her life, well its no way to live, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Anytime, Clark. You really have been a saint through this entire ordeal and deserve to be acknowledged for the amazing person that you are. Its incredibly frustrating to see someone continue to spiral out of control due to their addiction and paranoia. Hang in there and just continue to push for him to go to rehab, but definitely get that paternity test.
thank you for the kind words jazz, sadly he was recently hospitalized due to his chronic drinking and unchecked diabetic issues, ok?

and i decided whether or not the child is mine, at the very least every child deserves a sober father figure so he needs to clean up his act. especially on the off chance the child has my amazing genes, having a 50 year old alcoholic for father figure will still have a detrimental influence on its potential, ok?

with that said, its unfortunately become clear the mother wants out of their relationship and is currently trying to hook me, but ive made it clear i simply cant do it, ok? i can only hope she can accept a bull has to roam.

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ClarkDuke
05/05/21 8:19:48 PM
#300
you are right, jazz. with our country still divided, no one is taking any personal responsibility in their lives and constantly trying to place blame for their paranoia on strangers, ok?

i tried helping someone, but they reminded me just how much everyone needs to turn every angle into a narrative about themselves for attention, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Anyways just getting back from vacation and boy was the last day I mess. Her husband got ridiculously drunk the last day at the park and ended up shitting himself on one of the rides. Ended up being a huge mess and they both got kicked out because he started getting belligerent and smearing stuff everywhere. I just feel so bad that she had to put up with that and be embarrassed by him once again.
first let me say, per usual i am impressed by you. you are a true gentleman, taking on the familial responsibilities from a man, who will not step up, ok?

his wife is blessed to have your passion and support by her side in a time of need, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Sometimes people just have to hit rock bottom before they start pulling themselves out. I just want to commend you for how honorable it is that you continue to stick by her side through all this. Plus with how youve been trying to get him help, even though he refuses, is tremendous and speaks so much of your character. Truly a class act. One day when/if he sobers up, I think he will finally thank you for everything that you have done.
thank you for your kind words, but he again refused getting the assistance. along with swearing up and down he was fine, despite having gone a full week without a shower and reeking of urine, vomit and cheap alcohol.

but i would gladly renounce any thanks, if only he could sober up and take on his fatherly and husbandly responsibilities, ok? instead of being addicted to the bottle.

perhaps youre right though, for now all i can do is sit back and wait for the paternity test results, ok?

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ClarkDuke
04/24/21 11:32:20 PM
#176
Pikazard1 posted...
so keep your nose clean.
you certainly have a very high opinion of yourself, and why in the world would i bother blocking you. you cant even tell obviously separate individuals apart, ok?

Aculo posted...
what's it like repeating the same thing for actual literal years?
once paranoia takes hold, it must be extremely difficult to shake. it is a true shame.

Revelation34 posted...
I still don't think ClarkDuke is aculo. The whole blocking on one account and not others makes no sense whatsoever.
a fact we have both been stating from the very start. were simply great friends with a lot in common, ok?

Pikazard1 posted...
at post #173: wouldnt really know, I actually despise repeating myself. which is why I try to speak as clearly as I can, its up to others to hear correctly.

and for the record, I wasnt talking to you either. so block/ignore me if you dont like what I say
or heres an idea, instead of making demands of others, you could save yourself the obviously high levels of stress youre showing and take your own advice, ok?

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ClarkDuke
04/24/21 4:19:07 AM
#171
Pikazard1 posted...
you really arent mistaken Fatal, this whole thing reeks of a bad Soap Opera. all of the oks are a dead giveaway that its the same person, probably with multiple personalities. its disgusting and unbelievable that any Mod didnt shut this down after the first page.
but he is mistaken in that sense, as once again we are not the same person, ok?

if a mod was allowed to confirm your libelous claims, you would feel ridiculous right now spreading this ludicrous conspiracy theory, ok?

and i would appreciate if you didnt feed sunnys delusional need to make everything about himself, including my current situation, ok?

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