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Spoilers: The guy who left before you got there literally fucked the shit out of her.

Refrigerators can do that, too.

LMAO m8, we havin a bit of fun talking about Thor's gobsnosher, are we?

Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...

So is that what this new movie is about?

Yeah, man. It's movie 8 v2.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

I like how this basically makes Kale pointless.

... more pointless.

SauI_Goodman posted...

Just another money grab! Gohan killed his ass!

Everything since and including Battle of Gods has been just another money grab.

But yeah, that Broly was the non-canon Broly. This Broly's like a whole other guy, but he's Toriyama's take on Broly, which apparently includes purple tights.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiL2EJWXUAULQqK?format=jpg

This figure diorama shows nuBroly taking on the SSBs in his base form.

https://twitter.com/savinthebees/status/1018651329193914369?s=21
http://media.comicbook.com/2018/07/dragon-ball-super-broly-movie-trailer-1121421.jpeg

He is being integrated into Dragonball Super's canon by Akira Toriyama himself, who had this to say:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhsx9uaUYAAQoVX.jpg

He'll be taking on two Super Saiyan Blue opponents, which means he's being given power to rival them, and that's not even using his Legendary form. The scars are interesting, makes me wonder how Toriyama's going to alter his story and character. The old Broly was a heap of crappy ideas shoveled onto a good design, so we'll see where it goes. Thoughts?

You don't need to go back to the drawing board. It takes time for your avatar to become publicly available after you upload it, so just give it until tomorrow or so.

https://imgur.com/eAjfaqp

Holy shit. Amazing.

Lol

SpinKirby posted...

You could say that about anything

Do you think Titanic would have gotten the amount of awards it got if it wasn't a Zelda game?

That's what I said, yeah. It ain't about money. I just wouldn't be a good father, and having grown up without one myself, I ain't about to bring a kid into the world just to have a shitty/deadbeat dad, even if their mom is Taylor fucking Swift.

leebul posted...

You also must finish inside her

As in, like, seed the womb? Fuck no. I'd rather die.

Now, if I could finish in the back yard or in the mouth, that's cool. I'd do that. But I'm not getting anyone pregnant, I don't want kids. Hell no.

Well, that depends on which movie you're on.

If you're watching the first one, Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, or Age of Extinction, it's way the fuck out there somewhere.

If you're watching The Last Knight, it's making out with Earth.

Honestly, I liked the first three movies. Then Age of Extinction came around and it was the longest, most boring thing I'd ever seen. And then The Last Knight... just turn your brain off when you watch. Actually, just go to sleep, you'll enjoy it more that way.

Ultima Dragon posted...

You guys don't know that vaginal lubricant is just mucous? Like a runny nose.

Are you just posting crap like that so guys here will blow their nose all over their junk? Because now I just feel sticky and betrayed.

Superhero shit is way too popular... Jesus fucking Christ and there's a new movie every month. Each movie funds the next. Marvel is rolling in it right now.

IHeartRadiation posted...

Maybe if you slurp it back up it'll become buttheal?

What? That's not how dhaieouarrheuaoeua works, man.

Damn. Sorry about your dieoarrhoeau, man.

Blue_Dream87 posted...

Does she mean your phone or whatever?

Funkydog posted...

Not sure how could be taken any other way myself >.>

... y'all know you can buy a dedicated GPS, right?

The average average gets blasted by limitless unfuckable manwoman Chad dick.

I did it once, emergency situation... felt terrible about it, called the police to turn myself in but they just weren't having it, didn't even want me in their squad car. Told me to find God and clean myself up.

It's been a few years since then, I've really cleaned up my act... Well, never found God, but I gotta say, there is some force out there in the universe at work, helping me stay strong and fight the unnatural urges.

The fuck? Ivanka's not a bald eagle.

Are you getting it for PC or lolconsoles?

Let's just level this out. Being an attractive male or female is life on easy mode. However, unattractive females have more advantages than unattractive males, which is what I imagine has actually hurt you enough to make you make this thread...

foreveraIone posted...

she did poop herself?

I hear she's in a constant state of pooping herself at her concerts. It just comes out of her mouth instead of the other end.

I sympathize. Situations like this always remind me of that commercial where the guy's getting rushed into the ER, clearly about to die and all that, and then they swipe his card and everyone's standing around waiting until it clears to treat him.

Thing is, Rey's the new Luke. So Luke has to be the new Yoda. Jedi Master in a self-imposed exile due to previous ill-fated actions teaches the new hope of the galaxy how to do the thing.

Heh. Rey is the new hope. Rey... of hope. She's a ray of hope.

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

Fucking why, dude?

Virginity, disposable income, etc... In short, 'cause I wanted to. I also have a secret rare Dark Magician Girl card, and an ultra rare Japanese Dark Magician Girl card. I don't know where the frick I put 'em though.

Corrupt_Power posted...

Because people with legit waifus are fucking creepy.

You're damn right. I'm the fucking creepiest fuck that ever creeped on you bunch of creepy fucks...

Dave.

(If your name's actually Dave I'm gonna go buy a lotto ticket)

Rad_Chad posted...

I could totally picture those cucks seeing dudes hit on their woman then being all like "hey, friend, how about a sensual massage?" then they get their asses kicked but like it so they finish while getting kicked on the floor and muttering "we're bad boys" and shit then the girl just shrugs and lets them keep paying all her bills

This sounds unusually specific. Are you okay? Do you need help paying her bills this month, man?

LOL at the virgins here calling these actual sex havers cucks... Nice try girls. Don't be jealous, you'll lose it some day.

Zikten posted...

so wait, did she write her phone number on the ball?

Vegy's just shitposting, nothing new

Dolphin: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh... you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance; incapable of understanding. "Dolphin"... a label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant... we simply "are".



Vid if you don't know where this is from.

The average limit is undickless. The fuckable Chad is blasted by average man and woman.

Well damn it. Neon didn't meet my challenge but I want to throw hands anyway.

https://imgur.com/Sd20Hwx

The limitless Chad is unblastable. The average man is dicked by unfuckable average woman.

NeonOctopus posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

I want to titty fuck Dark Magician Girl

See, now, see, that's my waifu you're talkin' bout there boy. We're not gonna have problems, are we?

I want to slide my erect penis between her mammary glands. What are you going to do about it?

I'm gonna question your devotion, friend. What Dark Magician Girl merchandise do you own to show your support?

NeonOctopus posted...

I want to titty fuck Dark Magician Girl

See, now, see, that's my waifu you're talkin' bout there boy. We're not gonna have problems, are we?

Damn his phone's bazaar automotive. See, their it goes aghast.

Maybe if you hadn't walked into the store with your Korean girl body pillow people would have been more willing to help.

treewojima posted...

i wish for omnipotence

MuayThai85 posted...

I want all of Superman's powers.

See, ya goofed.

If you say "I want all of Superman's powers", then ya do. Ya want 'em, but ya don't get 'em. Ya don't actually have omnipotence, ya just wish ya did. Just like ya said. Now, if you'd said "I have all of Superman's powers" or "I have omnipotence"... then ya'd be in business.

Sayoria posted...

I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages.

Like dis one here. Congrats, ya sure do want a lot of stuff.

Da Rulez:
1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and".
2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words.
3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed.

Mmm watcha say?

zombiexdeathx posted...

YourDrunkFather posted...

Another victory for the perpetually offended

professionally offended people need to stop

Ugh, how could you say that? It's 2018. Your post encourages... uh... something, and I demand that it be removed by the moderation staff.

"It's current year," said outraged nondescript human person. "Nothing is allowed in current year."

No, this is the part WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

Let ol' Uncle Butt break it down.

There are over seven billion people currently in the world. Each of those seven billion people grows up in different situations, learns from different experiences, and all with unique minds. Tastes alter. People grow and change. Statistically speaking, for almost anything you can imagine there is a higher probability that someone has tried it, than someone hasn't tried it.

However, statistics don't always translate to results... After all, it's statistically unlikely that large groups of people could die without ever having had a mate, and yet here CE is, spitting in the face of the odds.

I pour my entire soda into my popcorn bucket during the film and stir it with my fingers until it's nice and mushy, then as I'm leaving I tilt the bucket and leave a trail of popcorn soup behind me. I also wear extra sets of clothes so I can throw them on the floor during the film and leave them there. Usually they're stained and filthy, too. Finally, as my last act of defiance, I also typically leave a deuce on my seat. I try to eat 10-20lbs food the day before the movie so I can leave a nice, solid brick for 'em. That'll teach those theater losers for having theater jobs.

I dig it.

Really can't stand the Khajit and Argonian races in Elder Scrolls either man, they look dumb as hell.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

I thought The Incredibles would beat it, but I don't think previews played up the amount of shots of Elastigirl's ass properly. I think once word gets out more people will see it.

I think her creepy old lady voice kinda ruins things. They should have brought in new talent instead of plucking that granny from the nursing home to reprise the role.

I went to Thailand so I could fuck a girly man