Lurker > Chicken_Butt

You spend your early years trying to grow up and act mature to show off for the opposite sex so you can meet someone you're comfortable enough with that you can act immature and be silly together.

Feels like we could really just cut out the middle man there.

Chicken_Butt here. It's been a minute, yeah? I've lost 45 pounds since I started my diet and joined a gym. That was a few months back. Just felt like bragging for a sec. It's been hard. Well, honestly, it hasn't been that hard. It was hard at first, but it's easy to get addicted to the rush once you start feeling results. I'm still not confident enough to post a picture. I still hate my appearance. But less than before, you know? The changes still feel small, but I can see them. And people comment on it all the time. A few regulars at PF know me now. I'm that fat guy that's making it happen. I've still got a long way to go, but seeing my weight start with 2 instead of 3 was a huge thing. I cried for brief moment as that feeling washed over me.

WafflehouseJK posted...

The Last Airbender

Came here just to say it. I was a huge fan of Avatar. What a steaming ball of shit, absolute disgrace to the series. It was like watching an elephant take a dump on my heart.

And Shamalymllaamagon was talking so much during production about how he was a huge fan of the series, how he loved watching with his kids, all that good jazz and had all the fans buying it right up and then we get that utter disappointment. Shame.

glitteringfairy posted...

Ghosts are real and I believe you TC. As long as it's not a demonic haunting (demons are known to masquerade as children) then you should be fine. She's probably just lonely. Try talking to her. I know it's super tough to not be scared, but ya gotta try. I think you'll be fine. Just gotta accept her

I mean, if she's not hostile, why not just make an effort to communicate normally or otherwise leave me alone? Looking at the facts like the objective human being I am, nobody has died in there, before or after my company took over, so whatever she is, she's not the killing type of... thing. But why make herself known if she doesn't want to be known? Why sing and then vanish, or why run when I come near? Why approach me while I work and then flee if I actually try to see her? Makes no sense. The previous guy worked in there eight months. In all that time, she didn't kill or even harm him. But he had to be aware, why quit suddenly like that and refuse to explain it? I need to get his last name and talk to him on Facebook or something.

MabusIncarnate posted...

It doesn't scare me or intimidate me personally,

I'm jealous, man. I've never been scared of anything but wild animals, extreme heights and other people. This shit is just rattling my brain. How do you not feel the fear?

DreadedWave posted...

Guess what?

Chicken thigh.

I've never had an issue separating fantasy from reality, folks. Never in my life. Movies were movies, books were books, and there was always a simple, mundane explanation for a noise in the night or a silhouette in the dark. So, to say I don't believe in the supernatural is a fair statement. There aren't ghosts. There's no demons. The worst thing in the world is people. Always watch out for people.

Well, that was me up until a couple months back. Not anymore. I took a new position at my work place. A large freezer, a few thousand square feet, tall as a gymnasium. You could fit a few basketball courts in there, easy. Other employees come in, but only from one of the two main doors, and never for more than a few minutes. I'm left to my own devices when it comes to completing the work and asking for help is unheard of, so no chance of gaining a coworker in there. The last guy quit, and wouldn't tell anyone why, he just said he couldn't do it anymore. We all thought he was talking about the workload. I wish I could ask him.

I am very, very underpaid for this job, but I like it enough to stay anyway. The conditions are harsh - sub-zero temperatures, the floor is sometimes slick and dangerous, the manual labor involves lifting up to 50 pound boxes in repetitions of, at times, up to 100 when necessary. Granted it's usually not that bad, but a situation like that can arise and has a couple times since I've started. It all depends on customer orders, and every day I go in hoping nobody orders something like that.

Since I've started working in this room, I've been seeing, and hearing things on a regular basis. I wanted to believe at first that it was just the loneliness of the room getting to me, or perhaps the cold numbing my brain or the exhaustion making me see or hear things. There are no windows, and no sound except the overhead fans that are constantly running. They make a loud, but low hum that could easily drown out a whisper.

Every now and then, out of the corner of my eye, I'd see something move just out of sight. Sometimes, I could swear I'd hear singing. But I'm a bold motherfucker. I would often walk to the source instead of away from it, and then it would fade away. I could never get eyes directly on the moving shadows, I could never see the source of the singing. Then the other day it happened. I've been having this routine of convincing myself that I'm alone, that I'm not afraid, I'd hum or sing to myself to keep myself focused and distracted all at once. And I was working, stacking an order like I always do. I was staring almost straight down, looking at a label, when a leg stepped into view. A female leg, in hose. I jumped back. My heart nearly exploded, I could feel it. Nothing was there. But this wasn't a vague shape, and it wasn't in my peripheral. It was a human female leg, in hose, with a slipper.

So I spent the last few days freaking the fuck out and trying to avoid going in there at any cost, much to my manager's grief. I almost considered explaining what was going on to him, but I didn't want to seem like a wackjob. So I did some research into the building. Nobody has died there since the company got its name. Great stuff, cool. Well, it turns out the company had another name before this one. And that one, nobody died at that time either. But unfortunately, there's more. Before that, it was just an empty building. It was built and then later sold, and sure enough, during construction one of the workers was bringing their kid to the job site, a 13 year old girl, and the girl was tragically killed playing around some machinery when the operator didn't see her. This is some horror movie shit here.

I don't want to name the companies or where I work, but god damn it. I have to go back Monday. I have to go back every day from now on, and I am certain this shit is real. I've never been pushed to feel totally illogical before, but here I sit, out of my mind, talking about ghosts on a video game website. Maybe she's nice. Hasn't killed me yet...

He fucking beasts. Any game, any time. Take Ocarina of Time for example. Sneaks into the castle with ease thanks to a wooden crate. Once inside, the princess explains about Ganondorf and the Triforks and all that good jazz. By the time she's done with her REALLY LONG OBLIGATORY UNSKIPPABLE FLASHBACK, Snake is already gone. She peers into the window just in time to see Snake choking Ganondorf out and slitting his throat with the Kokiri Sword.

Ocarina of Time = DONE

Snake comes back seven years later to bang Zelda and smoke in the afterglow.

Vindris_SNH posted...

@SBAllsack

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@Allsack

He's like All-Might, only instead of stored power, it's stored sexual tension that he can release in the form of massive orgasms. Deku's spin on it would be the Fullgasm, a constant but weaker orgasm. He only develops this tech after months of exploding as violently as possible to the point it endangers his life.

Just sing back to him.

"I can show you the ground
Cold, unmoving and solid
Tell me, douchebag, now why did
You drive me to homicide

I can smash all your teeth
Hold your nose till you swallow
And tooth shards cut up your shallow
vocal chords as they slide down inside

Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuup
I don't want to hear your point of view
I'd love to see you go
You annoy me so
Inside my head I'm screaming

Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuup
I just can't take much more of you
It's been half a year
And now I fear
That I just have to be rid of youuuuuu"

White girl, cosplaying D.Va? That's racist!

She's not looking for sex with the thousands upon thousands of unwashed, unshaven ugly beta fat bastards on Tinder. She is preemptively friendzoning them by putting that in her bio. Hot guys are totally in.

Tinder is a hookup app. Just by having it on your phone you are 100% looking for sex, no exceptions. Even the people trolling on there are probably holding out that somebody will find them funny enough for a bang (it's not going to happen).

Ash himself is a scrub, why are you surprised his Pokemon suck?

He hasn't even cleared the E4 yet. He's still just barely scraping by in any serious battle. Dumb luck wins his fucking battles for him. It's been like twenty years. Twenty years and this fucking kid is STILL shit at Pokemon.

He's an embarrassment. When I was his age, I had a team of level 100 Pokemon and was E4 champ. I'd captured Mewtwo and the legendary birds, as well as over 100 unique Pokemon. I'd challenged every single trainer in the region and bested them all. If the game had an option to date Misty, I'd have had that going on too because shit, Ash, you're never going to meet anyone better and you blew it, kid.

I can't believe women fell for this lmao

Nice.

RedWhiteBlue posted...

Tali is a sexy destiny hunter

Could you just not? Don't ever try to associate my Mass Effect waifu with that garbage, especially when Mass Effect came before. Waaaaaay before.

Tali, tell her it's for that tight quarian ass and you like it with the helmet on

The kombucha mushroom Bignutz.
Sitting around all day.
Who could believe you?
Who could believe you?
Let your admins pray

1234Life posted...

The Killers are awful

I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby
you're lookin' at the man

So you're a virgin.

That makes sense given what kind of person you must be to make this thread.

POST. YOUR. PIC.

TooLateToGoBack posted...

Can't you just turn off push notifications in the settings?

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Think you're so smart just cause you're smarter than me...

I just need to rant for a sec because this thing is getting on my fucking nerves. It's a keyboard app like so many others but I like to use it because it lets me change backgrounds and some other shit that's cool.

But what's not cool is that it keeps spamming me with stupid notifications. You've typed 1000 words with Fleksy! You've used Fleksy for two days! Three days! Three and a half days! WOW! You've sent 100 messages with Fleksy! Now it's two hundred! Ohmygosh 300!

SHUT. UP. I don't care. You're a keyboard, I don't need you to tell me how much I use you, I fucking know. Shut up.

I know I could just delete it, but I really like the custom backgrounds and shit... that's how they getcha, man. That's how the man keeps you down, man...

ghettoraider81 posted...

Takes a real piece of trash to post shit like this. Put up your pic, let us judge you.

Yeah, this. We're waiting, OP.

Because the SS Goku is a mighty fine boat. Yarr!

Lime, Saber Marionette J.

Does... anybody here know who that is? No? Okay. I'll be over here admiring the figure of her that I spent like $150 and seven hours on. Also my SMJ manga set, and my SMJ DVD set.

Can't believe it's not butter;

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

You're like a fat chick loses 5 pounds and starts telling peole how to eat.

I mean, kinda. I shouldn't tell people not to drink soda, it's just it came as a huge shock how fucked up it feels to drink the stuff, and it's crazy how I was so used to it before I never even put any attention to it. There's no way any part of this shit can be good for you.

ChromaticAngel posted...

after drinking diet soda for so long I can't drink regular soda anymore. It tastes like fucking corn syrup, because that's what it is.

That's probably what you're experiencing right now

I feel ya homes, you may be right.

Only All-Fruit has done this. With his quirk, Fruit-For-All, he is able to combine any fruits he wants, at any time, into cool, tasty cocktails. I saw it in one of my Japanese animes.

Nah, assholes get some action every now and then.

Just kidding brah, just kidding! You're a good poster, seriously. Never seen you post anything weak. Keep doing you, turn that back to the haters.

DuranOfForcena posted...

i once was able to give up soda completely for about 4 or 5 months, and the first can of coke i drank afterward, it felt like my throat had been acid burned or something

Yeah. It just feels bad all the way down. I just washed down what I drank with a tall glass of water. Well I guess it's not really a glass since it's not glass. I just uh... washed down what I drank with a tall plastic of water.

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

Yeah its likely just the carbonation...not the soda itself.

I dunno. I mean, I see that you're a Dr., but you're more into psychology than physiology, right?

Dash_Harber posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

You used to drink 10-12 liters of fluid a day? I'm not sure if that's normal but it sounds like a lot.

Yeah, well it never bothered me and I always felt fine. I have diabetes so it might be that. Either way, I still drink probably 9-10 liters since my jug is 3 liters and I refill it two or three times a day, plus water or Diet Coke at restaurants and I usually drink a couple of those small bottles of Diet Coke a day.

Hey, if it works for you power to you, my man. I gave you the tag "Aquaman". But you're cool like the Jason Momoa one, not lame like literally every other one.

Irony posted...

What the fuck are you talking about?

A) I'm talking about people starving in China. You keep leaving the light on when you leave the room, and it's bugging the shit out of me. I'm talking about kilowatts, son. I'm talking about kilowatts flying out of the window like... like things that fly out of windows. What does that have to do with people starving in China? I'm glad you asked that question. I could be making them a sandwich right now instead of sitting here talking to you about kilowatts. Turn the damned light off when you leave the room!

B) I'm talking about soda and the way it made my stomach turn over.

Pick the answer that seems more accurate based on the information given in the OP.

slipknirvana posted...

Always thought soda cleared up an upset stomach.

Maybe. I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. Though, if soda made my stomach upset, perhaps drinking MORE soda will cure it! ... I'm not thinking this is a good strategy.

Dash_Harber posted...

I used to drink like 4 litres of Diet Coke a day back when I was a teenager. I've cut back majorly and I probably drink 2, max (mostly just on weekends). Of course, I was drinking it combined with 6-8 liters of water a day, so it's not like I was subbing it for water..

You used to drink 10-12 liters of fluid a day? I'm not sure if that's normal but it sounds like a lot.

E32005 posted...

its probably the carbonation thats bothering you. coca cola is super carbonated.

That may be what's bothering my stomach, but not my mouth. My teeth feel unclean.

Zurkon posted...

I quit soda in the past, it was hard but I was able to give myself a taste for it again. Keep with it man and you can do it too.

Not thinking I want to go back, amigo. Choice advice though.

I just had my first soda in like... a month. A month of tea/green tea, unsweetened 100% juice, lowfat milk and more than anything, water. I've been drinking water like a hobo eats dumpster food. Every meal, every day. And between meals, too. And it's been great. I always feel energetic, my muscles don't tire out, my piss even smells kinda good. Don't judge me bro, it does.

But enough about my pee, let's talk about what goes into my body, not out. I was at a Wal-Mart buying groceries (okay, I admit, I just went for the stand-in-line simulator, it's my favorite roller coaster ride in America), and I spotted a wild Cherry Pepsi at the register. Misty blackish-brown colored memories of a time I used to make sweet, sweet tongue love to this beautiful bottle came rushing back. I had no choice, I had to embrace her once again.

I can't even drink the whole thing. My stomach fucking hurts. How was I doing that to my body my entire life and didn't even feel that? There's a weird, dry-yet-sticky feeling in my mouth. Like what the shit. I think people need to just cut out or severely moderate soda altogether. This shit is fucked. It is fuckin' fucked. I can already tell it's done my body far more harm than good. I mean, that was obvious to begin with, but damn. Can't see myself buying another any time soon.

Cut my life into pizza

This is my plastic fork

Oven baking, preheating

Don't give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating

Highwind07 posted...

Their comments and interactions are only skin deep and they're not treating her like a human...

Would she be happier if their comments were bone deep?

Damn girl, that's a sexy skeleton you got there...

Can't believe how tight that sacrum looks...

Dem tibias tho...

Just keep at it buddy. You're looking so great right now.
DarthAragorn posted...

You guys know that's just his shitty gimmick right

I do now. Tagged him for future reference.

MegaButterfree posted...

That's why I said hit the gym after, & if you're still fat keep yourself at a deficit. Derp.

What you said was he should lose weight before going to the gym, and eat way less in the mean time. Look. Read your post back to yourself.
MegaButterfree posted...

Or alternatively he could "fix the problem" by eating a lot less. The gym can come later after he's lost a lot of the fat & less likely to have people laughing at him like this.

Do you not understand what you wrote here? Do you not think before you post? Don't you come at me with that "derp" shit. Own up when you make a mistake instead of trying to be a smartass.

In addition to what I just said, it's not eating less, but eating healthier that's most beneficial. Yes, a calorie deficit is good for weight loss, but eating choices are equally as important if not more so.

MegaButterfree posted...

Or alternatively he could "fix the problem" by eating a lot less. The gym can come later after he's lost a lot of the fat & less likely to have people laughing at him like this.

Myth.

Proper weight loss is achieved by eating only somewhat less and coupling that with regular exercise. If you try to eat substantially less than normal, your body will feel deprived and while you may lose weight, it will be because your body is literally consuming your muscles for energy because muscles are a quicker energy source.

If you see a fat guy eat a 1000+ calorie balanced meal and then hit the gym, he's doing it right and the weight will come off. If he's starving himself, he's going to fuck it up and become what's called "skinnyfat", which is just as bad as regular fat because you're still fat.

Don't spread misinformation.

Just struggling with trying to relax and work it down.

I keep wanting to make it faster, but I know that a proper diet and longterm dedication is the only real way.

I've lost 12 lbs since I started going to the gym and eating better. I'm still over 300, but maybe in a few months I won't be saying that anymore.

This cannot continue.

Damn_Underscore posted...

Texas’ family code, chapter 161, states that even if one is not the biological father, they still owe support payments that accrued before the paternity test proved otherwise.

Fix this, Texas. This is stupid, Texas.

Yeah. This board is a little disturbing. Plus I've heard there's a group of them that all video chat together and group-mark posts they don't like to get them deleted. Like, what the shit lmao

You personally? Maybe not. But your fanboys around here? Oh-ho-ho, that's a whole other story.

You just jumped to the conclusion I was talking about you. I'm not. So relax yourself.

Too many people here mark anyone they don't like or disagree with all the time, and then switch to ultra-butthurt and post threads mad when they get modded.

What goes around comes around.

Nah. Netherrealm gameplay sucks. Hand 'em over to the creators of Guilty Gear or something.

I'm a forensics analyst for God's sake, not an officer of the law!

This one's easy. I take a photo of the 4 year old's eyeball. I zoom in and enhance on their ocular lense until I can see a clear reflection, then take the photo to the photon lab and fire high-resolution protons at it until it reveals what the eyeball saw at the time of the murder.

It's so easy a child could do it.

ZCheveyo posted...

Feline_Heart posted...

ZCheveyo posted...

Is she an actress? I don't know the name....

She is Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of her name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First men, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Queen of Mereen.

....o_O I have zero fucking clue what ANY of that means, but I'm going to assume that the answer is "yes" she is an actress....?

How are you not watching Game of Thrones? Watch Game of Thrones. There's no excuse not to be watching.

The mods here are a strange beast. It sometimes seems like power fantasy and cherry-picking users they don't like, like how you'd see an entire thread about something offensive and everyone is committing the same offense but they selectively only mod certain posts and posters, usually with suspensions, and then later delete the whole thread.

In other words, you got banned because they just don't like you. Otherwise you'd have been fine.

I've been single and alone my entire life. No big deal. I don't feel lonely or like I need company or anything like that.

Nah. Nobody would give a fuck. I won't lose sleep over it. I'd probably be a better person if I didn't come here.

Damn_Underscore posted...

literally $80

Yeah, I'm not seeing the value in a glorified emulator and a bunch of roms of games from two decades ago. Nintendo all about that absolute bullshit, at most this should cost $40 and that's even a stretch.

Get this joker the fuck out of here.