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leebul
07/08/18 10:33:00 PM
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You also must finish inside her or else you have to do it again until you do or you die. So would you do it for your own life?
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DarthDemented
07/08/18 10:34:06 PM
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Have you seen her? Fuck yeah. I'm not a fan of her music but daaaaaamn.
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LordFarquad1312
07/08/18 10:35:11 PM
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leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her or else you have to do it again until you do or you die. So would you do it for your own life?

Timeframe before I die? Also, will she cooperate for as long as it takes, or do I have to woo her?
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nickels
07/08/18 10:35:12 PM
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So if I pull out and bust on her face, I get to, sorry, have to try again?
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leebul
07/08/18 10:39:50 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her or else you have to do it again until you do or you die. So would you do it for your own life?

Timeframe before I die? Also, will she cooperate for as long as it takes, or do I have to woo her?

You have about 2 days to do it before you die. She'll cooperate for some time but if you keep failing you have to get her to let you try again.
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Chicken_Butt
07/08/18 10:41:18 PM
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leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her

As in, like, seed the womb? Fuck no. I'd rather die.

Now, if I could finish in the back yard or in the mouth, that's cool. I'd do that. But I'm not getting anyone pregnant, I don't want kids. Hell no.
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LinksLiege
07/08/18 10:41:23 PM
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Finally, an excuse to exit this life.
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LordFarquad1312
07/08/18 10:41:29 PM
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leebul posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her or else you have to do it again until you do or you die. So would you do it for your own life?

Timeframe before I die? Also, will she cooperate for as long as it takes, or do I have to woo her?

You have about 2 days to do it before you die. She'll cooperate for some time but if you keep failing you have to get her to let you try again.

I'd probably give her a good fuck and be done with it. Don't want to push my luck and risk dying because I was horny.
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rexcrk
07/08/18 10:42:00 PM
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Is.. is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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Solar_Crimson
07/08/18 10:43:15 PM
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...Yes.
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JMPzero
07/08/18 10:44:43 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
07/08/18 10:44:59 PM
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Guess I'm dying
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Zikten
07/08/18 10:46:33 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Now, if I could finish in the back yard or in the mouth, that's cool. I'd do that. But I'm not getting anyone pregnant, I don't want kids. Hell no.

you want no kids, so badly that you are willing to die instead of impregnating a super star that probably doesn't need your money anyway?
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FightingGames
07/08/18 10:47:46 PM
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either go to jail for rape or die

tough choice
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Chicken_Butt
07/08/18 10:48:06 PM
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That's what I said, yeah. It ain't about money. I just wouldn't be a good father, and having grown up without one myself, I ain't about to bring a kid into the world just to have a shitty/deadbeat dad, even if their mom is Taylor fucking Swift.
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LordFarquad1312
07/08/18 10:51:03 PM
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FightingGames posted...
either go to jail for rape or die

tough choice

She's willing.
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Panthera
07/08/18 10:51:38 PM
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If she's willing, I see no reason not to
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EbonTitanium
07/08/18 10:59:38 PM
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I shall welcome death.
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ArtVandelay
07/08/18 11:00:02 PM
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yep, just have to try not to look at her pig nose so I remain hard
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Sayoria
07/08/18 11:03:43 PM
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Tough call. I am not into women. What would sex entail being woman on woman? And who in what position?
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KainWind
07/08/18 11:09:32 PM
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hollow_shrine
07/08/18 11:09:47 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
I shall welcome death.

Especially considering the alternative.
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leebul
07/10/18 3:59:32 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her

As in, like, seed the womb? Fuck no. I'd rather die.

Now, if I could finish in the back yard or in the mouth, that's cool. I'd do that. But I'm not getting anyone pregnant, I don't want kids. Hell no.

You wouldn't definitely get her pregnant, Just some chance to just like most girls.
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Kineth
07/10/18 4:02:18 AM
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Taylor Swift is attractive enough that this isn't even that hard of a decision.
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DarthWendy
07/10/18 4:21:33 AM
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No, because I will die eventually, and receive retribution according to how I lived.
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au_gold
07/10/18 4:27:19 AM
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I mean, gun to my head, sure, I'd do it.
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Kisai
07/10/18 5:24:27 AM
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I have no interest in sex, but tons of interest in dying.

So no, I wouldn't.
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Kickflip
07/10/18 5:32:28 AM
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I'm not into snakes, so no.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 5:40:45 AM
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kuwab0
07/10/18 7:27:31 PM
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leebul
07/12/18 4:18:01 AM
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Bump
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Turtlebread
07/12/18 4:19:17 AM
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ew just fucking kill me
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Foppe
07/12/18 4:20:56 AM
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Whats the downside?
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Lord_Shadow
07/12/18 4:25:18 AM
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It's her lucky day she's getting my dick
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Rika_Furude
07/12/18 4:25:18 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/12/18 4:58:19 AM
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I'd definitely give her the kitchen sink treatment.
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stone
07/12/18 5:09:12 AM
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Sure.
And then I could make a deal with her to get a percentage of the sales of the song she'll write about me on her next album.
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leebul
07/14/18 4:07:56 AM
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Bump.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/14/18 6:11:04 PM
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leebul posted...
Bump.

Why did you bump this? How is the choice of either dying or having sex with a hot chick even a choice for most straight guys (which are like 90% of this site's population ?)
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Pod042
07/14/18 6:12:13 PM
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Conclusion: I would be dead.
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TheSextMachine
07/14/18 6:39:19 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
leebul posted...
You also must finish inside her

As in, like, seed the womb? Fuck no. I'd rather die.

Now, if I could finish in the back yard or in the mouth, that's cool. I'd do that. But I'm not getting anyone pregnant, I don't want kids. Hell no.

He never said you couldn't put it in her butt.
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leebul
07/16/18 3:29:43 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
leebul posted...
Bump.

Why did you bump this? How is the choice of either dying or having sex with a hot chick even a choice for most straight guys (which are like 90% of this site's population ?)

Not everyone finds her attractive so they might not want to screw her even if it means death.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/16/18 8:10:17 AM
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leebul posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
leebul posted...
Bump.

Why did you bump this? How is the choice of either dying or having sex with a hot chick even a choice for most straight guys (which are like 90% of this site's population ?)

Not everyone finds her attractive so they might not want to screw her even if it means death.

It's not a question of "finding her attractive". If it was a choice between death or fucking a SBBW, or someone who'd been on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine, I'm pretty sure a lot of people would grit their teeth and get to work.
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smoke_break
07/16/18 8:10:55 AM
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leebul
07/18/18 4:23:38 AM
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Stay alive or die?
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leebul
07/20/18 5:51:22 AM
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Bump.
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ShiningBlade1
07/20/18 6:17:47 AM
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Hell yeah I would fuck her

Now if this was be killed or listen to a full album of hers? Gimme death
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leebul
07/22/18 3:54:25 AM
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Moar answers.
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