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It can't fail the Mayor. Not ever.

A_Good_Boy posted...

I remember when red hats got pissed at an Obama for dictating what their kids can eat at school. Now they'll cheer when Trump dictates what that kid's family can eat at home.

How long until we can stop using articles like this to attack one side or the other, and band together to be equally horrified like real people should be?

Last great game I remember playing with this theme was Drakan: The Ancient Gates. Your dragon was your partner, fully controllable, upgradeable, you could even talk to the glorious bastard, and he would even partake in dialogue and shit. He was awesome.

This gen we got, what, Scalebound... kinda...? No thank you. Last gen we had... Lair? Nah. No. Just no.

I've heard about Divinity II but watching the gameplay, it hardly looks like controlling a dragon. It's more like a helicopter with a dragon skin.

I was just about to make a thread on this. I bought a bottle just now and it's just Sprite. Coke should sue these imitators.

*morphs into every combination of race and gender before your very eyes*

Twilight Princess is better only on a technical level. More polygons, higher resolution textures, yeah. Sure. It was made for much more powerful hardware, so that's to be expected. But the style is ugly as can be by design. The textures looks muddy, giving everything this smeared look, and the characters are all hideously deformed except for Link and couple others. They even managed to make the Gorons look bad, with their weird rock nipples and thongs. In the early days before release, they had a decent visual to go along with the Twilight, and then they decided to make it look like shit too. I guess it didn't look enough like diarrhea before the game released, and we just couldn't have that. The visual direction in Twilight Princess was terrible, and it was brought on by some fans bawling their eyes out because they didn't like the cartoon style of Wind Waker. That's sad. Wind Waker was a visual masterpiece. Twilight Princess is a shit show.

TPHD improved on it a bit, at least. I still prefer the visuals of Ocarina, Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, or Breath of the Wild to it any day of the week. Ugly duckling, I say.

Game is pretty universally just a worse Ocarina of Time.

Music, graphics, story, gameplay... it's all better in Ocarina.

Okay, the combat is admittedly better but it's not like they use it for anything meaningful.

Twilight Princess has that thicc imp and that's about it.

Pfft. I doubt a card that old can even run Doom. If you're not updating your machine with $2,000 cards every two months, you may as well just throw it in the trash.

I RAGE OUT. I start screaming and demand to speak to the manager and throw my items on the floor and refuse to ever shop there again. That'll show 'em!!!!!!!!

Where da fuck do I sign up for dis?

Why? Do we need another generation to grow up ashamed of their bodies? Boobs exist. You can see cleavage far better than that just going to a swimming pool.

Pharrell3 posted...

Honestly if I had a car I'd spend time going out doing things exercising instead of wondering why Gamefaqs is bias towards my account maybe I should invest in one and not spend a lot of time on here since I'm stuck at home most of the time.

Uh-oh. GameFAQs boutta lose one of the six users left on this whole site. Can't afford to have him and his 4,000 alts not posting round the clock to give the illusion of popularity.

That is a really, really specific thing to have a cafe for.

But alright, Japan, I'm down.

Kagome's not a demon.

You've been doing this over an hour, brah. You okay?

I'm sure your hand was very surprised.

This needed to be here

Of course not. Chickens don't have asses.

I am actually a chicken cloaca.

I ain't Vegy. I'm a chicken's ass.

And anime can't be underage, and even if it could, I was like 10 when I first saw that show, jesus...

Dat's da show wit da sexy blond girl wit da orange miniskirt, right? She was da only good one on da team.

You're coming off pretty unlikable yourself, so I guess you can relate to them better.

yusiko posted...

sesshomaru wasn't likable until rin

So he was likable for the majority of the series. Alrighty then, glad you agree.

yusiko posted...

Nope you are wrong

Opinions, m8.

They were never likable imo. Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru... they were likable.

I have such mixed feelings on this. On the one hand, it's pretty nasty, but on the other hand, we're talking two consenting adults... and then on the other other hand, this kid may grow up without his parents, but on the other other other other hand, that may be better than growing up with incestuous parents because that could lead to a lot of confusion and bullying, etc...

Damn, what a fucked up situation.

Fuckin' ruined.

Do you go to the gym just before bed time or something? Go in the morning instead.

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Cooler = Freeza 2.0

Lame

Dis from da guy dat's been making SSGSS recolor threads for like three effin months lol

chill02 posted...

Chicken posted...

chill02 posted...

b7

b-eat my ass-7

@Chicken_Butt

Brah leave me outta dis

No thanks. On a side note, I've lost my appetite for cottage cheese.

I remember dis show being boring af after the first couple episodes.

Woah, calm down there, sport! The word h*ck is offensive and is a clear censor bypass for h***. You'll wind up with 180 days of purgatory if you keep that up!

I don't wanna hear dis shit. I owe money gad dang it.

What if you call someone a non-winner?

LanHikari10 posted...

*takes out 3kl taser*

FREEZE!!!

You're a non-winner!

As an ugly guy myself, I can say she's pretty goofy looking. But, she has a pretty large cult following too, a lot of people think she's hot as fuck. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Either way, I don't think her looks will hold her back at this point. She's a very well established and well liked actress.

FluttershyPony posted...

>if we give noseberg mcgoldstein an extra 20billion in tax cuts, he MIGHT give give his workers an extra 50 bucks, and keep the 19.5 billion for himself and his stockholders
>"why not just use that money to increase wages"
>HURR DURR MUH THE PRICE OF MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER WILL RISE BY 5000000% IF YOU DO THAT!!

Minimum wage should be 10cents an hour, that way our ps4 games will only cost 2 dollars!

Wow. With all the subtlety of an AR-15 fired in a library.

Southernfatman posted...

No problem. Just Star Wars.

Damn! Star Wars ain't gonna be in Episode 9.

I ask him why da fuck he's starin' at my hand so hard.

I always thought all those scenes where the camera is in the middle of the circle, you're always opposite the person who's currently holding the mj.

In this thread, people are saying it's okay to engage with children in a sexual way as long as:
A) It's a boy being abused, and
B) The abusers are just doing it for the cash.

What.

In the actual.

Fuck.

Is wrong with you people? The father even recorded it. This is illegal. People should be in jail.

The women should be in jail. In no definition of any of the terms did they not just perform sexual acts with a minor. The father should be in jail too, if there's a fit guardian for the boy to go to. Jail all around.

Wasn't Season 4 the season where he unlocked his true potential and destroyed Dwight's sensei in that alternate dimension? I can't stand that shit, he didn't do anything to earn that bullshit transformation. I'm so sick of Michael-Ex-Machina in this fucking show.

I keep him away from any gyms or workout equipment. Can't let him become the Swolo he wants to become. That way when I inevitably have to fight him, he's a weak baby who doesn't even lift and I can just steamroll him and restore balance.

Mods. Mods, this is literally the worst trolling. I don't just want him moderated, his punishment must be more severe.

Tar n' feathers, town square, high noon tomorrah.

Hexenherz posted...

I mean we can technically eat raw meat but we understand that in general it's safer to cook it to purge it of harmful bacteria, worms, etc. Not that you're going to get anything if you just kill a cow and cut it open and eat it, but your chances of getting something are much higher.

This. There are actually people who just eat raw meat, look it up on Youtube. Your body and mind are so used to cooked meat you might even see someone eating raw meat and think it's disgusting, but it's actually totally natural, we're the ones doing the weird shit. Just to stay real though, I've had raw meat and I still prefer cooked.

Pharrell3 posted...

all I did was quote someone I didn't flame anyone.

Let's assume this is the whole story and you're not leaving anything out.

Being modded for quoting offensive content has been a thing for over a decade. And again, you definitely knew that. You've been here about eight years assuming that's your first account.

Show me where in this situation you deserve leniency.

I'm not trying to be a dick, dude, but come on.

Did you read the whole thing? The leniency is there to teach users the rules. With an account as old as yours, and missing as much karma as you are, you obviously know better and just continue to break the rules anyway. Mod history is also a factor, so... you know.

You get what you get. It's not like Allen said "you can flame all you like now it's just a DWN lol!"

Who told you otherwise?

Sure, let's see what you did that you're blaming your anxiety and health problems for.