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TopicI feel sick to my stomach after cleaning the women restroom
Apocalyptic
10/06/17 11:19:48 PM
#1
I will never look at girls the same way again. How the hell am I supposed to go home and eat chicken tendies tonight after the horrors I witnessed?
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TopicI impregnated an Amish lady for 500 bucks today.
Apocalyptic
10/06/17 11:12:24 AM
#27
Holy shit so apparently, a white sheet is put over the girl's upper body and the guy goes to work while the elders and father stay in the room to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself.

Totally gonna try this one day. I'm going to look the father right in the eyes when all is said and done, too with a huge grin on my face.

Hell yeah CE
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Topicguys help i had 9 years to build an alcubierre drive and it's due tomorrow
Apocalyptic
10/04/17 5:12:49 PM
#4
Call in Doc Brown
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TopicThe star of Spider-Man Homecoming is apparently deep in the closet
Apocalyptic
10/04/17 2:19:17 PM
#67
Parappa09 posted...
wait @megATOMOS who is the guy with tom and is he gay? and is it the same guy in every pic you've posted?

if not then it's more likely a bromance


Nobody knows if he is gay. What we do know is that him and Tom are very good friends. They're always together and Tom hired him as a "personal assistant" when Spider-Man Homecoming was being filmed. Naturally, you would think they are lifelong bros but some of the things they do together bring up the question if they may be more than friends. Of course, it's nobody's business so who really cares. I say let them be happy hanging out with each other. Not many people get good friends like that.
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TopicThe star of Spider-Man Homecoming is apparently deep in the closet
Apocalyptic
10/04/17 2:06:42 PM
#60
Sorry TC, this isn't /tv/.

Also, Holland is more toned than ripped due to his dancing. If that's ripped then some of the guys I exercise with in the gym would be hulk mode to some of you lol
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
10/03/17 10:38:35 PM
#31
Still haven't warmed up to the combat yet. I like that there is a lot to do on Eos.
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
10/02/17 2:44:35 PM
#27
Going to do a soft bump since I'm busy. The Nexus seems decent enough so far. I really hope some new intelligent species are introduced besides The Kett.

wackyteen posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
This game is weird. It doesn't feel like Mass Effect.

It's less stiff as the original gameplay.

Honestly, I enjoyed it well enough but it needed a year of polish


It does feel like it could have used more polish. Can't imagine how the game was originally unless I uninstall the updates.
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TopicBethesda says fan criticisms will not define what they do
Apocalyptic
10/01/17 1:45:53 AM
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Bethesda will not let fan complaints and criticisms define what games it works on or releases.

That's according to PR and marketing dude Pete Hines, who said he's well aware of a critical fanbase, but won't let the dissenting voices influence the publisher's plans with the likes of Skyrim, Fallout and Doom.

"We're aware of it, but we're not going to let it define what we do," Hines said in an interview with GamesRadar.

"Ultimately, we're going to try and do the things that we think are the best for the games that we're making, because that's, honestly, all I can really control.

"I went to Todd [Howard, Skyrim creator] a couple of E3s ago and said 'everybody's going to ask us about The Elder Scrolls 6. You have to help me, you have to help me come out and say what the studio's path is, and when The Elder Scrolls 6 is coming, to try and manage expectations'."

Fans may cry for The Elder Scrolls 6 when Bethesda announces Skyrim for Switch, or Fallout 4 VR when it announces Doom VFR, but Hines made it clear that his development teams "aren't just a vending machine where you press for the soda and they just go back and forth they want to be able to stretch their legs creatively, or try a new idea, or do something different and not just fall into the same pattern."

He pointed to an example of another development team's success this year, praising Guerilla Games' for stepping away from Killzone to create Horizon Zero Dawn. "It might be my favorite game this year," he said.


https://www.vg247.com/2017/09/29/bethesda-fan-criticisms-wont-define-what-we-do/

Hm...
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/30/17 11:14:08 PM
#24
This game is weird. It doesn't feel like Mass Effect.
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/30/17 9:21:51 PM
#22
Alright, guys. Gonna get in a couple of hours tonight. Semi excited
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/30/17 11:15:22 AM
#21
Still haven't got a chance to play it. Been busy lately.
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/29/17 12:35:08 PM
#7
SuperVegito2487 posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
Cool, guess I will go and price match at Best Buy here soon.


Also the patches has made it a lot better ive heard

Havent dont a second playthrough and probably wont... but i did one full go PRE PATCH... so yeah

Thats also partially because the game is LOOOOONG

So theres lots of time with it.


Longer than the previous games? I usually clocked between 30-35 hours on the previous Mass Effect games.
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TopicApparently, Blade Runner 2049 is a great film.
Apocalyptic
09/29/17 12:33:52 PM
#1
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blade_runner_2049/

It's sitting at a 97% with 35 reviews so far. Critics are saying it's visually stunning, narratively satisfying, well made cinematography, and deep.

Hm...
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/29/17 12:28:59 PM
#4
Cool, guess I will go and price match at Best Buy here soon.
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TopicIs Mass Effect Andromeda worth buying for $15?
Apocalyptic
09/29/17 12:23:02 PM
#1
Word on the street is that the game is trash.
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TopicGirl I work with asked me if i'm a tit man or an ass man
Apocalyptic
09/28/17 8:32:45 AM
#29
You know what to do, TC.
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 9:59:46 PM
#34
The Deadpool posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
NYC where the majority of the people love you.


You haven't read much Spider Man have you?

He's the OG "everyone hates me" super hero...


Eh, he's more of a nuisance than outright despised like The Punisher. People still like him and it definitely shows depending on what continuity you go with.
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 9:56:52 PM
#30
The Deadpool posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
You guys don't think Gotham would fuck up Spider-Man?


Just Google "Norman Osborn."


I agree that Norman has done some things.
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 9:52:56 PM
#26
JE19426 posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
It's the nature of Gotham. It's citizens don't give a shit and the police are corrupt. Plus, it's kind of cursed so bad things happen all the time.


I'm not seeing why any of that would really bother Spider-Man.


It's just an entirely different atmosphere compared to NYC where the majority of the people love you. A lot of messed up shit happens in Gotham and sometimes, it even gets to Batman. Who knows how Peter would handle knowing that guys like The Joker has filled entire graveyards and he didn't do enough to stop it. Guilt is a big part of his character.
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 9:44:51 PM
#23
JE19426 posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
You guys don't think Gotham would fuck up Spider-Man?


No, why would it?


It's the nature of Gotham. It's citizens don't give a shit and the police are corrupt. Plus, it's kind of cursed so bad things happen all the time.
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 9:09:05 PM
#12
You guys don't think Gotham would fuck up Spider-Man?
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TopicIf Spider-Man and Batman switched villains, who would have an easier time?
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 8:48:00 PM
#1
Well?


So Spidey and Bats switch villains, who has an easier time dealing with the other hero's rogues gallery?

For all intent and purposes, we are going to go with a seasoned Spidey and a seasoned Batman. None of that amateur stuff.
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TopicBased Terry Crews. Shuts down Let's Plays in one sentence.
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 8:22:22 PM
#29
thelovefist posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
Some of you guys are hating super hard rn. It is obvious to my higher intellect that some of you cannot come up with any real counter arguments that hold weight.

Who's alt is this?


Is it really so hard to believe that someone new could find this place?
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TopicBased Terry Crews. Shuts down Let's Plays in one sentence.
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 1:49:06 PM
#24
Some of you guys are hating super hard rn. It is obvious to my higher intellect that some of you cannot come up with any real counter arguments that hold weight.
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TopicBased Terry Crews. Shuts down Let's Plays in one sentence.
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 1:18:21 PM
#13
MrNintendo1213 posted...
That's not what happened in that video at all. It looks like it's the opposite in fact, and you're just projecting your anti-let's play shit onto Terry Crews out of no where. He didn't say let's plays were dumb, he just talked about how he didn't understand at first, so he decided to get involved in his son's life.

Like, idk where you're getting that wall of text paragraph about let's play's from, but it wasn't Terry Crews.


I never said the wall of text was from Terry Crews tho
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TopicBased Terry Crews. Shuts down Let's Plays in one sentence.
Apocalyptic
09/27/17 1:08:42 PM
#1


He literally recognized that his son was using streamers/Youtubers as surrogate friends and he fixed that by getting involved into video games. The moral of the story is why the fuck would you watch LPs in your spare time?

LPs are a lazy, brainless substitute for friends and an excuse to not think or strive. It's a mentally and emotionally destructive pastime that is destroying the youth. These "online personalities" are creatively bankrupt failures who profit from children and beta orbiters. They do not inspire any sort of growth or critical thought in their viewers. They do not have skills to display or anything good to say. It is an intellectually poisonous activity whose effects will be more clearly seen in about ten or twenty years from now as their victims physically (definitely not mentally) grow up.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/26/17 9:21:52 PM
#23
tremain07 posted...
I want a job where I can mindlessly do my task without having to worry about anything major, I get overwhelmed easily, which leads to panic,which leads to mistakes, which leads to me beating the hell out of myself mentally and that leads to more panic, leading to more mistakes. For example, the second time I was called back to my job, it was to drive one of the forklifts, they assured me that it was easy, come time for me to actually get in the thing, I instantly forgot everything I learned and nearly ran over the instructor, me and him agreed'd that I should move to another department then and there, which worked out well til my dumbass took the bait and stayed in the area with all the mega big boxes like shoes, sports goods,toys and and more shoes because no one else would do it and I thought I was being helpful by doing it and helping myself because I got to be alone, turns out nobody hardly touches that shit because you can't meet your hourly quota of 30-40 boxes by doing that crap combined that with me stopping to unclog the box shoot that leads to the trash from time to time because again, I thought I was being helpful and bye bye job.

Being fired is all kinds of humiliating, they call you to a room, they have you sign the release and this whole time there's this big Debo looking motherfucker in the doorway ready to spinning pildriver you into the ground if you don't take the news well and he will follow you all the way til you leave the grounds.


Sheesh, that's rough. I wouldn't mind a job where I didn't have much to worry about right now. I already have enough on my plate.

cuttin_in_farm posted...
It seems like OP dislikes Sales.

Having to persuade people to do things you yourself wouldn't do is job I can't do well myself.

I can see how obnoxious that would be especially if my hours (aka pay) depended on it.

It's why I can't work on commission.


Yes, I hate Sales. Didn't even know I would be doing Sales when I applied for the position until the interviewer broke the news to me in person. I didn't even see Sales in the job description. It was awful.
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TopicGrandma's gone.....
Apocalyptic
09/26/17 4:55:48 PM
#10
BootyGif posted...
Ilishe posted...
:( sorry dude

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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 9:21:26 PM
#20
tremain07 posted...
TC you should get a warehouse job, they're easy as hell provided you can stay on the move for 10 hours without feeling like you're gonna die. Your only responsibilities depending on your department are how fast you work, from my experience at least 40 items per hour is what you should be hitting but that's for things like replenishing, I did packing the last time I worked one and it was awful, standing in place for 10 hours sucks, it's easier to be able to move around like sorting or picking. If you're a social person it can go quick, if you're not, you get to wear headphones with only one of them in your ear. The pay is better than retail,too usually 11.80 to 12.50 an hour with bonus pay for people who want to work holidays and overtime.

However, don't go to Amazon, those guys are slave drivers, their demands are absurd and they're real sticklers about getting people to work overtime.


Hm, perhaps this may be something worth checking into.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 9:17:44 PM
#17
I just despise the selling aspect. Ringing people out and stocking is fine but trying to convince them to spend more money is something I can go without. Personally, I hate it when I go shopping and someone tries to get me to buy what they are selling.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 8:36:33 PM
#13
Darksaber310 posted...
It was already stated, but the instant I read the OP I knew it was BAM. They're a shitheel company who's violations will catch up with 'em eventually. Wife worked a month there years back.


Damn, I never knew this company was shit. I need to get out more.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 8:24:55 PM
#11
What's worse is that I just started last Friday and I was told that I need to get good at selling by this upcoming Saturday.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 8:21:20 PM
#10
ManBeast462 posted...
That blows that you have to do so much extra shit like push subscriptions. Would anyone know if you didnt and just told the consumers to have a nice day?


Yeah, there's a way of keeping count. I have to hit at least 5 magazines, 3 subscriptions, and 3 gift cards per shift. It sucks, bro. If I don't meet my goal, the manager will have a talk with me and I lose hours.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 4:47:26 PM
#8
davyheinz posted...
Are you working for BAM? They make people do that shit and it's hell. One of the worst rated companies in the US to work for. If it's not them, sounds just as bad. You should run far away, and quickly.


Yes, BAM is who I work for. I didn't even know it was one of the worst rated companies. Holy shit

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
I would quit but I just started so it would probably look bad.


Quit and don't mentioned you worked there. Not that tough.


Yeah, you're right.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 4:44:40 PM
#6
KILBOTz posted...
are you sure you're not just anxious or lazy or something and looking for a reason to hate it?


No, I'm a hard worker. Some of the people training me were surprised at how quickly I picked up on how to sell to people. If I were shelving books or just ringing people out, it would be no problem. Having to try to convince people to buy what I'm selling and being fake as hell bothers me.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 4:39:52 PM
#3
Cleo_II posted...
You dont owe your employer anything. Find something else and quit. It doesn't matter if you just started, it's best to move on so you don't even have to put it on your resume.

I quit 2 jobs back to back where I only worked there 3 months. Sometimes it's just not a good fit.


True, I should start looking for something else in the meantime.
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TopicI took a part time job at a bookstore. Just started and I already hate it.
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 4:05:36 PM
#1
It's awful. The job description online didn't say anything about having sell subscriptions to people. Yeah, I have to ask every customer if they want to fork over an extra $25 for a membership plus I have to ask if they want magazines for free for several months until they have to cancel it themselves which takes about 10 minutes because you have to call. I have to try to convince these people to spend more money or else I get less hours.

Nobody likes the manager because he's a hard ass who likes to rush the customer out the store 30 minutes prior to closing. My coworkers seem chill but I've already seen how they like to gossip to each other. Fuck man, I just want to stock or something. I hate being fake for hours on end. I feel dead on the inside and I don't have a girl or someone worthwhile to go home to afterwards.

Just needed to vent/blogfaqs. I have to work again about one hour and I'm really not looking forward to it. I'm so miserable, bros. I would quit but I just started so it would probably look bad.
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TopicJim Sterling takes on the AAA indie and the obsolescence of publishers
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 2:06:08 PM
#19
ZombiePelican posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
TC has a strange obsession with Jim Sterling.

Wow crucify me for being a fan, why don't you?

sylverlolol posted...
Another shit topic from shit pelican

Point on the doll where Jim Sterling touched you


I'm not crucifying you, ZP. I was only pointing something out. You really like this guy for whatever reason to the point of defending him.
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TopicJim Sterling takes on the AAA indie and the obsolescence of publishers
Apocalyptic
09/25/17 1:30:24 PM
#9
TC has a strange obsession with Jim Sterling.
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TopicCode Vein confirmed to be the next Bloodborne tier game.
Apocalyptic
09/24/17 12:15:02 PM
#10
Tmk posted...
People should be very wary of that game.

It's trying to manipulate and confuse people into thinking it's "the next Bloodborne/Souls game" made by the people who made Dark Souls/Bloodborne, when it's not.


The game has tried to draw these comparisons, and that leaves you having to wonder and ask: why doesn't it think it can stand on its own merits?

Trying to court the Souls fanbase is a dangerous proposition. You might attract a lot of dedicated consumers to try your product, but if it doesn't live up to their very scrutinising expectations, might end up another Lords of the Fallen. >_>


Well, I can tell you one thing. As of right now, it looks better than Lords of the Fallen and The Surge does. Maybe the game will fall flat on its face when release comes but I'll stay hopeful.
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TopicCode Vein confirmed to be the next Bloodborne tier game.
Apocalyptic
09/24/17 12:08:15 PM
#4
Dammit CE
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TopicCode Vein confirmed to be the next Bloodborne tier game.
Apocalyptic
09/24/17 2:36:25 AM
#1
Meaning it will transcend video games and become art itself. This will have to do until Bloodborne 2 is released.





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TopicFinal Fantasy XV development to carry into 2018 with a focus on its story
Apocalyptic
09/23/17 10:01:19 AM
#7
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
sooo we can expect ffxvi around 2030?


That's being generous.
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TopicMetroid officially returns on Friday and there's no topic.
Apocalyptic
09/23/17 9:21:28 AM
#78
ImAMarvel posted...
Apocalyptic posted...
Maaan, I'm in Area 8 and the baby metroid is so cute >_>


I really want Samus to have a baby Metroid companion at all times now. Or a Metroid-raising simulator.

Apocalyptic posted...
Great game. My run time was 9:30. Might try again on Hard Mode in a few days or something.


What was your item percentage?


My item percentage was exactly 44.0%. I need to do better next time.
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TopicFinal Fantasy XV development to carry into 2018 with a focus on its story
Apocalyptic
09/23/17 9:20:30 AM
#1
Square Enix held a special Active Time Report live stream session at TGS 2017, where they shared more on Final Fantasy XV and a bit on their plan to continue its development into next year.

The continuation of the development comes from the strong demand of fans asking for Final Fantasy XV to continue further and its story further enriched. Episode Ignis was expected to be the last content for the game, but Square Enix has decided to keep adding content to the game into next year.


The development theme is to properly fill any holes left in the story and to make Final Fantasy XV complete. Director Hajime Tabata said “It won’t only be about digging further into characters through additional episodes, but we must show more for the setting of the world that is its base in order to better depict how its characters are living.

Tabata put a lot of emphasis on that last part and said he’s putting together a group to make it happen.



http://www.siliconera.com/2017/09/22/final-fantasy-xv-development-to-carry-into-2018-with-a-focus-on-its-story/#DXPv4WJc1ItwshIb.99

What a joke.
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TopicMetroid officially returns on Friday and there's no topic.
Apocalyptic
09/22/17 2:20:27 PM
#71
Great game. My run time was 9:30. Might try again on Hard Mode in a few days or something.
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TopicMetroid officially returns on Friday and there's no topic.
Apocalyptic
09/22/17 1:50:19 PM
#70
Maaan, I'm in Area 8 and the baby metroid is so cute >_>
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TopicMetroid officially returns on Friday and there's no topic.
Apocalyptic
09/22/17 12:39:07 PM
#64
Finally beat the boss of Area 6. Feels good, man.
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TopicWill your team win a Superbowl before the NFL gets shut down due to CTE?
Apocalyptic
09/22/17 11:23:37 AM
#11
DezCaughtIt posted...
Cowboys

This year

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TopicWould any of you guys actually date Amy Schumer? Heard she wanted a nice guy now
Apocalyptic
09/22/17 10:44:32 AM
#1
A great man once said "More cushion for the pushin".
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