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Kislevic 10/06/17 9:09:41 AM #1:	i know it happens around here bc i know people that have done it, and im down on cash so i thot i would do some more research on it. so ifound a friend that knew some amish personally and got the details through them. they fronted me 100 dollars today after i did the deed, and i have to wait until shes officially pregnant to get the rest. pretty weird experience. <cite>Kislevic posted [p:887914622] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>i know it happens around here bc i know people that have done it, and im down on cash so i thot i would do some more research on it. so ifound a friend that knew some amish personally and got the details through them. they fronted me 100 dollars today after i did the deed, and i have to wait until shes officially pregnant to get the rest. pretty weird experience.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 10/06/17 9:10:46 AM #2:	Whose alt is this? --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:887914659] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Whose alt is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/06/17 9:10:59 AM #3:	why don't amish men impregnate amish women? this is an outsourcing thing for them? --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:887914666] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>why don't amish men impregnate amish women? this is an outsourcing thing for them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 10/06/17 9:11:29 AM #4:	this happened --- WWE Champ The Maharaja Jinder Mahal YOU CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER!!!!! <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:887914680] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>this happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 10/06/17 9:11:32 AM #5:	At least she probably won't try to bother you via social media. --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:887914684] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>At least she probably won't try to bother you via social media.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/06/17 9:11:39 AM #6:	C, final answer --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:887914689] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>C, final answer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robin_Dude 10/06/17 9:11:43 AM #7:	To CE! --- http://i.imgur.com/gnTKIOz.jpg Thanks ILikeFatGuys --- https://i.imgtc.com/Nj3aiHiSeG.png Thanks Yaridovich <cite>Robin_Dude posted [p:887914692] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>To CE!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 10/06/17 9:11:58 AM #8:	Yeah, because that's what the Amish want. A child brought up with only one parent. Only way this is possible is if her husband is infertile. Even then, the Amish are people of high standards. I don't see this being real. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:887914706] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, because that's what the Amish want. A child brought up with only one parent. Only way this is possible is if her husband is infertile. Even then, the Amish are people of high standards. I don't see this being real.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kislevic 10/06/17 9:12:16 AM #9:	Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it <cite>Kislevic posted [p:887914719] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/06/17 9:13:04 AM #10:	if you cry while you do it, do they give you another 100? --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:887914756] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>if you cry while you do it, do they give you another 100?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Swagnificent119 10/06/17 9:16:50 AM #11:	TC in a few years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU --- https://i.imgtc.com/Xov9ZJy.png <cite>Swagnificent119 posted [p:887914882] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>TC in a few years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 10/06/17 9:19:18 AM #12:	Veggeta X posted... Whose alt is this? --- http://i.imgur.com/otLaOxa.gifv <cite>Looked gf posted [p:887914975] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Whose alt is this?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 10/06/17 9:20:17 AM #13:	Kislevic posted... Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it Da fuck I'd need Viagra to even get it up if that's the case --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:887915018] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kislevic posted...</cite> <quote>Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it</quote> Da fuck I'd need Viagra to even get it up if that's the case</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 10/06/17 9:21:41 AM #14:	Seriously? You don't even get any privacy? I agree with littlebro. How do you even get it up with a bunch of old people watching? --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:887915072] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Seriously? You don't even get any privacy? I agree with littlebro. How do you even get it up with a bunch of old people watching?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leebul 10/06/17 9:25:29 AM #15:	Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise. --- I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is i like to poke things with a stick R.I.P WOWP October 12 2007-January 6 2012. This great show will never be forgotten. <cite>leebul posted [p:887915219] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 10/06/17 9:26:28 AM #16:	I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination. --- https://i.imgtc.com/zyQ3oRW.jpg 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:887915266] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CmndrHurricane 10/06/17 9:38:26 AM #17:	Kislevic posted... Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it what if that's my fetish? --- ^on my planet, that is hilarious <cite>CmndrHurricane posted [p:887915752] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kislevic posted...</cite> <quote>Most Amish are related they dont want inbred kids, you have sex wih the Amish girl behind a white cloth while a group of Amish elders watch you and they have to make sure you dont enjoy it</quote> what if that's my fetish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/17 9:52:04 AM #18:	What's stopping you from tearing off that sheet and enjoying it? If you do it at the end they wont have enough time to stop you before you finish. --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:887916329] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>What's stopping you from tearing off that sheet and enjoying it? If you do it at the end they wont have enough time to stop you before you finish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/17 9:57:30 AM #19:	What would happen if, just as you were about to bust, you pull out, do a front flip, and give the girl a facial? --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:887916560] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>What would happen if, just as you were about to bust, you pull out, do a front flip, and give the girl a facial?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/06/17 9:59:24 AM #20:	What was her beard like --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:887916640] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>What was her beard like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 10/06/17 10:10:18 AM #21:	People didn't know this was a thing? And yeah they do it because their communities suffer from inbreeding because most families marry other local Amish families for generations until everyone is basically related. It's not like they can get on AmishPeopleMeet and meet other Amish girls from far away communities, and even if they did meet someone it would be really hard to have a long distance relationship without a car or a phone. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:887917071] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>People didn't know this was a thing? And yeah they do it because their communities suffer from inbreeding because most families marry other local Amish families for generations until everyone is basically related. It's not like they can get on AmishPeopleMeet and meet other Amish girls from far away communities, and even if they did meet someone it would be really hard to have a long distance relationship without a car or a phone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 10/06/17 11:01:43 AM #22:	hollow_shrine posted... I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination. From what is being posted, I think this is natural insemination. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:887919346] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>hollow_shrine posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination.</quote> From what is being posted, I think this is natural insemination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 10/06/17 11:03:09 AM #23:	She have a raging bush? --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:887919414] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>She have a raging bush?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 10/06/17 11:04:25 AM #24:	http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/ --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:887919482] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/06/17 11:06:20 AM #25:	hollow_shrine posted... I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination. "tech intensive" https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31IB4uGX%2BFL._SY355_.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:887919576] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>hollow_shrine posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't think the Amish believed in tech intensive medical procedures like artificial insemination.</quote> "tech intensive" https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31IB4uGX%2BFL._SY355_.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 10/06/17 11:11:50 AM #26:	Veggeta X posted... Whose alt is this? --- Drawn for me by Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy and Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:887919816] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Whose alt is this?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Apocalyptic 10/06/17 11:12:24 AM #27:	Holy shit so apparently, a white sheet is put over the girl's upper body and the guy goes to work while the elders and father stay in the room to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself. Totally gonna try this one day. I'm going to look the father right in the eyes when all is said and done, too with a huge grin on my face. Hell yeah CE --- ... <cite>Apocalyptic posted [p:887919838] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit so apparently, a white sheet is put over the girl's upper body and the guy goes to work while the elders and father stay in the room to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself. Totally gonna try this one day. I'm going to look the father right in the eyes when all is said and done, too with a huge grin on my face. Hell yeah CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robin_Dude 10/06/17 11:14:01 AM #28:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/ Ahahahahahah --- http://i.imgur.com/gnTKIOz.jpg Thanks ILikeFatGuys --- https://i.imgtc.com/Nj3aiHiSeG.png Thanks Yaridovich <cite>Robin_Dude posted [p:887919932] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/</quote> Ahahahahahah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/17 11:14:38 AM #29:	Apocalyptic posted... Holy shit so apparently, a white sheet is put over the girl's upper body and the guy goes to work while the elders and father stay in the room to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself. Totally gonna try this one day. I'm going to look the father right in the eyes when all is said and done, too with a huge grin on my face. Hell yeah CE Have him look into your soul when you have your vinegar stroke --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:887919965] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Apocalyptic posted...</cite> <quote>Holy shit so apparently, a white sheet is put over the girl's upper body and the guy goes to work while the elders and father stay in the room to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself. Totally gonna try this one day. I'm going to look the father right in the eyes when all is said and done, too with a huge grin on my face. Hell yeah CE</quote> Have him look into your soul when you have your vinegar stroke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 10/06/17 11:15:09 AM #30:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/ Well, that puts an end to this ridiculous topic. Kudos to you. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:887919987] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/</quote> Well, that puts an end to this ridiculous topic. Kudos to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/06/17 11:16:16 AM #31:	"Dear Playboy Magazine....." --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:887920031] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>"Dear Playboy Magazine....."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 10/06/17 11:16:24 AM #32:	Bluebomber182 posted... this happened --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:887920037] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bluebomber182 posted...</cite> <quote>this happened</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/06/17 11:16:48 AM #33:	was she hot? --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:887920060] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>was she hot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 10/06/17 12:46:12 PM #34:	Robin_Dude posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/ Ahahahahahah Sad! --- http://i.imgur.com/otLaOxa.gifv <cite>Looked gf posted [p:887924784] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Robin_Dude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-impregnated-an-amish-lady-for-500-bucks-today.181135263/</quote> Ahahahahahah</quote> Sad!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_OujiDoza_ 10/06/17 12:51:53 PM #35:	leebul posted... Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise. --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime \|Brian-Dawkins\|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. <cite>_OujiDoza_ posted [p:887925103] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>leebul posted...</cite> <quote>Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leebul 10/06/17 1:45:05 PM #36:	_OujiDoza_ posted... leebul posted... Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise. What you got against the Amish and Weird Al Yankovic? --- I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is i like to poke things with a stick R.I.P WOWP October 12 2007-January 6 2012. This great show will never be forgotten. <cite>leebul posted [p:887928085] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>_OujiDoza_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>leebul posted...</cite> <quote>Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise.</quote> </quote> What you got against the Amish and Weird Al Yankovic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 10/06/17 1:50:13 PM #37:	Karma: 4 Active Posts: 46 --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:887928347] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote>Karma: 4 Active Posts: 46</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 10/06/17 1:53:48 PM #38:	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:887928522] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/06/17 1:55:07 PM #39:	Kislevic posted... thot --- Sincerely, a concerned citizen. <cite>Tappor posted [p:887928604] in I impregna... [t:75850124]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kislevic posted...</cite> <quote>thot</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I impregnated an Amish lady for 500 bucks today.